Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

Taaa... Na lie... A real man cannot ejaculate under such short period of time n that condition...


BTW, how can you be trying to poke a girl while your wearing a jean... Such actions could incure serious Damage's to your peninsula, just saying

evils

Some men can be so annoying. Chai

ifex370:
Taaa... Na lie... A real man cannot ejaculate under such short period of time n that condition...

Baba i would av thought so too, had i not seen the wet patches......Was really shameful

Lol.....Some people are really so so so funny, You expected me to bend down in a moving bus with little or no space to take pictures?, So the man wud notice me and probably give me a dirty slap?..Wait till it gets to ur own turn den u take pics and see if ur phone no go disappear before u finish..

Now when standing behind someone, in a BRT especially, u don't stand directly behind, you slant in a way so that u can get to see ur front well...I was equally patiently waiting for the guy to continue his drama on d soda lady to confirm my suspicion so I was watching his every move...


To the soda group wondering how sperm wud stain a Jean, how does menses get to stain a lady's Jean visibly that she wud notice it.....Sperm ain't water so is Menses.........I really wish this was fiction as some people are saying, it wud av encouraged me to find another talent in writing.......... Ladies, Just be careful wen u enter these congested buses Cus not evry one there is a passenger............. Make una no wake me up from sleep again o...

I smell lies...he was even putting on a jean.

Wild imagination u need to be more creative

Hw sperm go wet jeans? Na borehole?

nawa o

...I would have not believed too if I had not heard tales from girls in similar situations.Once a girl told me a guy did same to her in a bus,d guy released an even wet her skirt in the process.I pity such men sha when it should take at least 10 to 15mins with serious action to cum some cum wit minor rubbing in a bus.

bossminded:
Wild imagination u need to be more creative

Hw sperm go wet jeans? Na borehole?

The damn Liquid is Warm hence shud av a quicker effect on any clothing....Biology and ur personal experience really didnt help u as a guy afterall...I'm a female..The more reason u shud thank me later....
For doing the thinking for u

ifex370:
Taaa... Na lie... A real man cannot ejaculate under such short period of time n that condition...

It does happen. There have been many of such cases witnessed and heard.

bossminded:
Wild imagination u need to be more creative

Hw sperm go wet jeans? Na borehole?

how do jeans and boxers get wet after wet dreams?

Lol I remember the days on that route..


I believe the OP's story though..due to several ladies account I heard

ifex370:
Taaa... Na lie... A real man cannot ejaculate under such short period of time n that condition...

You just said a Real man cant maybe he isn't real

True true no be only shayo be bastard, konji sef na bastard!.

kowema:


Baba i would av thought so too, had i not seen the wet patches......Was really shameful

Na wao... Konji really hold the man...



I pity him... On a Sunday sef

kowema:


The damn Liquid is Warm hence shud av a quicker effect on any clothing....Biology and ur personal experience really didnt help u as a guy afterall...I'm a female..The more reason u shud thank me later....
For doing the thinking for u

Yimu....

That man na real mkpi!!



But the question is why do some of you girls keep silent?
If I see any man doing such to my sister ehh, the kind embarrassment I go give am ehh. He will not have £rection for 6 months.

kowema:


The damn Liquid is Warm hence shud av a quicker effect on any clothing....Biology and ur personal experience really didnt help u as a guy afterall...I'm a female..The more reason u shud thank me later....
For doing the thinking for u

thank you ma for orientating from the biological experience.

Tolexander:
how do jeans and boxers get wet after wet dreams?

That tin is gel-like in a sense.... on jeans it gets wet on d inside cnt b seen frm d outside.....
At least nt immediately biko.

I smell lies... You must be one of these apc members

bossminded:


Yimu....

don't tell me your number of earth revolution witnessed is not ripe enough to experience ejaculation or wet dream?

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

you don't know how the male reproductive system works. Your story reeks of lies.'he crossed his legs so the semen wouldnt fall off', does he have watery sperm? Ejaculating under intense and uncomfortable conditions without masturbation? How on earth? Noticed semen on his jeans trousers? C'mon semen isn't permeable like water! Work on your fairy tale stories pls.

ifex370:
Taaa... Na lie... A real man cannot ejaculate under such short period of time n that condition...

lol...xup buddy

Tolexander:
don't tell me your number of earth revolution witnessed is not ripe enough to experience ejaculation or wet dream?

Wt is d connection wt wet dreams and sperm droplet showing on jeans trouser?

We don't believe abeg.
How did you see the wet patches when you were behind him? Chai!!.

And you say he was sweating. Na wa o. In just how many minutes without even moving much. Or to ejaculate again must one sweat.

Eugenedimgba:
you don't know how the male reproductive works. Your story reeks of lies.'he crossed his legs so the semen wouldnt fall off', does he have watery sperm? Ejaculating under intense and uncomfortable conditions without masturbation? How on earth? Noticed semen on his jeans trousers? C'mon semen isn't permeable like water! Work on your fairy tale stories pls.

Hahahhahahahahah.....help me tell her,

She is nt creative enuf.

Jeromejnr:
We don't believe abeg.
How did you see the wet patches when you were behind him? Chai!!.

And you say he was sweating. Na wa o. In just how many minutes without even moving much. Or to ejaculate again must one sweat.

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha....abi? She is just a cheap nairaland liar!!!

This tolexander na real dullboy! Is it the same quantity of sperms you ejaculate in wet dreams same has d one in that scenario that will make the man sperm to be dropping?

No pictures? This is one of the reason why I advice guys never to leave the house without wanking.

OP, I feel there is more to this tale than meets the eye.

bossminded:


That tin is gel-like in a sense.... on jeans it gets wet on d inside cnt b seen frm d outside.....
At least nt immediately biko.

so it takes hours to soak the jeans? The time taken is very negligible.