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Celebrities / Re: Hottest Female On Air Personalities In Nigeria (2018) by Kpakorich: 12:19pm On Feb 19, 2018
You should have said LAGOS OAP what happened to other OAPs all over Nigeria?

Mtcheewww.....

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Romance / Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by Kpakorich: 9:34am On Apr 19, 2017
My contiri people....*in tecno's voice* see people.... Geez

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Tboss Evicted From Big Brother Naija by Kpakorich: 9:01pm On Apr 09, 2017
As expected..... Now whoever wins among these two, I will be so okay.....
Jokes Etc / Savagery Response President Got From Nigerian by Kpakorich: 12:20pm On Apr 05, 2017
I think we have a school of savagery in Nigeria.

When you think you have seen it all..… grin grin grin

Education / Re: Who Can Answer This Correctly?? by Kpakorich: 12:29am On Mar 29, 2017
1000 complete, nothing reduce ham because d 100,500 and 400 all na ur money
Education / Re: See How I Was Introduced To My Nickname By A Jss 2 Student. Lifeofacorper# by Kpakorich: 12:23am On Mar 29, 2017
Hehehe
Uncle big head
That one got me...
Education / Re: UNIJOS SUG President Has Been Suspended by Kpakorich: 12:19am On Mar 29, 2017
It's makes no sense at all.
Education / Re: Work While Studying And Bring Family Members To Visit In Canada by Kpakorich: 12:16am On Mar 29, 2017
TumiDonserenos:
Work while studying

Your Canadian study permit doesn't just grant you the right to attend university or college, it also grants you the right to work off-campus for up to 20 hours per week during regular academic sessions, and full-time during scheduled academic breaks.

This opportunity is generally not afforded to your peers who decided to study in other countries, such as the United States. It allows you to make some money to fund your ongoing studies and living costs, all the while giving you connections in the local labour market. These professional networks could be the lead into landing a great job upon graduation.

Work while studying in Canada

Did you know that international students can work off-campus while they complete their study program?

Bring family members to join you in Canada

The government of Canada, not to mention the university or college you are attending, want you to be happy while you are studying in Canada. Consequently, you are able to have your spouse/common-law partner join you in Canada, as well as any dependent children. Your spouse/partner can apply for an open work permit, allowing him or her to come to Canada and work for any employer, while your children may also join you.

In addition, you can also look into having other family members, such parents and siblings, visit you in Canada.

http://donserenosconsult.com/index.php/what-we-offer/student-visas


I sent you a mail, please do acknowledge. thanks

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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Bassey's Eviction Leaves Everyone In Shock, Nigerians React by Kpakorich: 9:36pm On Mar 26, 2017
Naija and reactions
I've followed this BBN for a while and I can say its more like an advert of who you are in close doors to the public summed with how you tend to contribute to a brand.
People vascillate over its real intent and content but it's crystal clear the eviction really doesn't matter but sends you out speedily to grab your package waiting,while others keep fighting behind.
Uriel was evicted and now i hear she is an ambassador for payporte, so the eviction doesn't count to me, just play the game and win your way through into the market after BBN.
Bassey wasn't bad, he has never been even before BBN, I have a couple of his video clips and the guy is just awesome outta BBN no doubt, however he sold to the world with his every single attitude educational wise.
Best of it man.... I see you going places. #bigups

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Health / Re: Aggrieved Nigerian Doctor Exposes Rot In Nigeria's Medical System With Tweets by Kpakorich: 8:36pm On Mar 26, 2017
If for any reason anybody ask me to go work in Nigeria after spending sleepless nights reading Wf Gannong to Kumar and Clark plus extra stress thunder wey go fire that person no get location or name.
I have two friends with different stories
One earns less than 300k monthly forming work9ja and the other 4mil monthly working in Chicago then you go tell me say make i work for Naija, i dey craze??
With no light sef, NEPA fit take light in the middle of surgery. Abeggy i no dey work

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Literature / Re: It Is Time To Go Home - A Narrative By Flyca by Kpakorich: 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2017
So I was just here perusing NL then I found this one, though dated as far back 2015 yet interesting.
Maybe I should also talk about missing home or maybe I shouldn't
Politics / Re: Mc Tagwaye Shakes President Buhari, As DSS Reacts (Photos, Video) by Kpakorich: 1:28pm On Mar 25, 2017
IpobExposed:
Jonathan jailed so many comedians


U can see how Buhari is friendly.

Jonathan was a very evil president.


All the hardship today can be traced to Jonathan.


Jonathan jailed comedians but see how Buhari is living lowly.


Twale Baba.


I love u Baba


Sai Baba

Curse be on Jonathan. He cannot do this


My brother, abeg mention two comedians Jonathan jail no vex, e b like say when him jail them I never begin read news

NYSC / Re: Corpers In Okene, Kogi Secure Release Of A Prisoner (Photos) by Kpakorich: 6:28pm On Mar 24, 2017
Sh*t happens in Nigeria
Sometimes I just wish too many things should b addressed
The system is damn bad and should be properly checked
Nigeria Judiciary is not the hope of the common man but the soccer pitch of Politician and High profiled.....
Remanded in prison without court hearing for two years?
And Fayose is flying Military camouflage up and down
Mtcheeewww
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo's Mother Begs Apostle Suleman: "Please Forgive My Daughter" by Kpakorich: 3:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
malware:
SEE USELESS MOTHER. WAS SHE THERE WHEN THE AKPORSTLE DEY KNACK THE GIRL? undecided undecided

OMG, you just called someone's mother ''USELESS"
Please just withdraw that statement or else it will come for you someday.
There are some indices we need to put together before we talk out.

Invest in your mind

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Job Application Letter by Kpakorich: 11:33am On Mar 24, 2017
You can imagine..... Crazy grin grin
Celebrities / Re: On Sir Shina's & Sir Jim's N20m by Kpakorich: 4:44pm On Mar 23, 2017
*SHINA PETERS VS JIM OVIA*

In 1990, Shina Peters built a house with N20 million naira; the same year Jim Ovia started Zenith Bank with the same amount.

Today, you and I don't have a room in Shina's house but I have an account in Jim's bank and probably you do too.

Shina's house was built in Iju Lagos and remains there till date.

Jim's bank started in a corner and now has over 500 branches in Nigeria, and many international branches.

Millions upon millions transact business in Jim's bank daily.

Shina's house is becoming dilapidated...in 2015, he SPENT more money to renovate the house and bought a Nissan Pathfinder with N10 million...additional liability, while in the same 2015, Jim's bank MADE a profit of N105.7 billion.

Zenith bank employs hundreds of thousands, and feeds their families.

This is the difference between Assets and Liability. If you buy a car for N20 million today, in 20 years time, you will be ashamed to drive it. On the other hand, if you invest that same amount in a lucrative business or in an asset, It may be worth billions in 20 years. (Jim Ovia is now worth $980 million dollars, with the official dollar rate of N320, that means he is worth N313 BILLION NAIRA because of an investment of N20 million).

Spend the little money you have today wisely. Some people driving expensive cars today, are not aware that they are driving their future and the future of their children. Some people carrying iphone7 today, may not be aware that they are carrying their future.

When you are young, don't spend money. Invest it.
Every penny in your hand is like a seed, you can decide to eat it, or sow it. When you sow it, it will bear much more seeds later in future.


To your Success!!!
Invest in assets and not liability, wise up my people. Feed Your asset and stave Your liability.

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Wizkid New Look. Yay Or Nay? by Kpakorich: 4:35pm On Mar 23, 2017
Same thing Olamide did, dunno what the sprayed hair brings to their music
Celebrities / Re: 'mr President' - Veteran Actor, Chiwetalu Agu Set To Release A Music Album by Kpakorich: 4:32pm On Mar 23, 2017
I go dey expect this 1....
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Supreme Court Update,Consolidated Hearing May 4 by Kpakorich: 3:57pm On Mar 23, 2017
You can imagine
Crime / Re: Boy Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Dumped Him 4 A More Handsome Guy(pics) by Kpakorich: 3:35pm On Mar 23, 2017
I really do not get the reason behind suicides or am I the only person not loving enough?
If anything is bothering you, kindly talk it over with the person or tell someone, I can't imagine taking my own God given life because of someone or some problem.

Even with the recession in 9ja, its not enough reason.
She said you are not handsome, and then what?
Is Tinubu and OBJ handsome? even Trump sef no fine but determination and hardwork got them to that height. Build a profile worth Bill Gates account in your mind and strive to get there.
Some people should discover themselves and work at their discovery to get at the top.
Love God first then a good woman won't mind your face.
Rest on lad

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Photo Of Efe's Parents by Kpakorich: 10:28pm On Mar 22, 2017
jeamie:

Your family is rich unlike my own family grin

Lolzz.... Brotherly but u no be housemate na
I for give u all my votes
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Photo Of Efe's Parents by Kpakorich: 10:25pm On Mar 22, 2017
dominique:


It's BBNaija not Airtel changing lives

And it's a reality show not a talent hunt
I laugh on your lapel

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Photo Of Efe's Parents by Kpakorich: 10:21pm On Mar 22, 2017
flyca:

Whose family does not need N25M? undecided

And how is my comment your problem?
Amongst the housemate who really needs that money most
Please take severally seats, will u

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Celebrities / Re: A Street In somewhere iAfrica Named After Nigerian Musician, Patoranking (photo) by Kpakorich: 8:03pm On Mar 22, 2017
9ja for life, we dey represent
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Photo Of Efe's Parents by Kpakorich: 7:58pm On Mar 22, 2017
dahunsy:
Coughs***clear throat.# paale n maale grin....Efe u dey hear us sooo? No go near that white winch call tboss.....com forget wetin carry u go southy! U kw ow u liv area, if u come bk area without d moneey...we go beat u eeeh...u go pupu......u go pupu eeeh...white pupu...so align ur kidney well

Brotherly, make ur vote count,
Only Jah know who go win, just forget beating

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Photo Of Efe's Parents by Kpakorich: 7:56pm On Mar 22, 2017
Base on logistics

Mehn I hope Efe wins the cash because his family seriously need that money.

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Music/Radio / Re: Tekno - Yawa (official Video) by Kpakorich: 7:41pm On Mar 22, 2017
Tekno is just consistent, though he uses almost the same beat.

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Crime / Re: Emmanuel Igbeng's Assassination Sparks Cult War In Calabar, Many Killed by Kpakorich: 6:28pm On Mar 22, 2017
tianshie:


In 1999, a system-man nicknamed "Spirit" jumped down from the 2nd storey window of the Library building when armed Viki men showed up at the door. He was writing exams. Spirit landed on the back of his head. Got up and ran. But the thing that got up was no longer a human being. He died that night at the Medical Center.
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I can relate to this, because the Name "spirit" strikes
Vikings most especially happens to be a threat In Unical, if you are familiar with KKK which i suppose is Klansmen then you'll get where I am coming from.

I can remember vividly what Emmanuel Igbeng does in Unical, he is one obscene lecturer I never liked. He will look at you to the face and say "i am giving you C because you are not a king"

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Politics / Re: Betty Akeredolu's Gift To Children In Ondo State (Photos) by Kpakorich: 2:46pm On Mar 22, 2017
She try small
Jah bless you

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Business / Re: Naira Dramatically Recovers To N405/$1 After MPC Decisions by Kpakorich: 2:40pm On Mar 22, 2017
U say recover


when it gets to #110, then we can start talking about recovery
As 4 now its struggling to recover.....

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Celebrities / Re: Thin Tall Tony's Height Amazes Cool FM OAPs (Photos) by Kpakorich: 2:36pm On Mar 22, 2017
The guy is "heighted''


Meanwhile, Yaw u no try TTT kissing ability like u did to Gifty.

All diz female OAP forming watin i no sabi on radio like say dem fine sef, see their face... Take several seats joor

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Changes DP & Uploads Selfies At Least Twice A Day by Kpakorich: 2:23pm On Mar 22, 2017
grin
Brotherly, just save every pic she uploads.
Make gallery for her pix alone
Also, always tell her she looks beautiful on every pics she uses as d.p
Your relationship is barely one year.
Don't be scared joor, girls call it "self love" taking all those selfies
Or have you noticed anything else other than the slide show?


If na my girl u dey date eh, heart attack for catch you grin grin

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