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buygala:
I engage in road rage only in PS4 Need for Speed



I can't come and go and die and leave all my girlfriends

Baba you don kimme with my laf

We prayed, spoke in tongues and one of the brothers lay on the corpse to command life into it but it was futile.

What in God's name did i just read

Afam4eva:
Meanwhile the headquarter to Corona virus in Nigeria wants to ease the lockdown.

After the quarantine of the flood in the ark, Noah and his family did not step out immediately.

He sent a Raven first to scan the environment and later sent a dove that came back with a green leaf in its mouth as an indication things were safe before he went out with his family.

DO NOT RUSH OUT ON MONDAY BECAUSE GOVT HAS EASED THE LOCKDOWN AND START MIXING WITH PEOPLE.

Stay home.
Stay safe.

MAKE SURE THINGS ARE SAFE.

My name is Taylor Nazzal

Wisdom

[quote author=Sirwallace post=88954735]Uyo is a beautiful city with great aesthetic beauty to behold. Place is cool and nice and not congested and of course not dirty like lagos.

The interstate travel from the Akwa Ibom govt transport system AKTC is one of the best if not the best in the country.

No dirty tout, hooligans and miscreants on the road fighting for your money on the road like mainland in Lagos.

I wish I could stay there after my service year.[/quote

Dirty touts and hooligans dey bruh.. that 1 na Nigerain thing]

Confirmedzombie:
Akwa ibom is the only state in the SE effectively obeying the lockdown and stay at home.
Mbok

with those people wey pack for mini bus

So earth don old reach 100 million.oh my Chisos

pu7pl3:

Raw recap, review and reactions

one of the best contract signings ever.....Drew signed the contract quickly but Seth talked about how he took the challenge to face Drew out of necessity, not because he wanted to. Because the WWE championship match means something greater than both he and Drew.
He said that Drew will be a great champion someday. He’s a fighter, a warrior, an honorable man, but he’s not a leader. He’s suffered for the title and he doesn’t want Drew to suffer as he did. It was time for Drew to respond.
“It’s clear, you’re completely full of shit.”
He told Seth to stop talking, because no one wants to hear him speak.
Both men stood up and Seth started to say that Drew needed to have faith, but Drew slams his head on the table. Drew counted down for a Claymore kick, and Murphy popped up out of nowhere and took out Drew. Seth hugged him and Drew surprised us with a Claymore kick to Murphy! Drew stared down Seth as the show went off the air.
So here’s why this was the best contract signing.
Everyone’s role was perfect. Drew with that perfect line. Seth’s perfect analogy for the greater good of the WWE championship. Murphy’s perfect role as the Disciple. Everything was perfect. Seth is crushing his Messiah role right now. It’s the most believable he’s been in years. He has fully committed to this and I love it. Drew was fantastic as well calling Seth out for his bullshit. Gosh that was so great. I’m sold more on the match, even though I’d really prefer Owens to make an appearance or come to us live via satellite or something. Next week’s the go home so let’s see what happens.

MVP’s VIP Lounge started the show. Rey Mysterio, Aleister Black, and Apollo Crews (Raw’s side of the Money in the Bank match) were the guests. MVP asked Rey what would it mean to be Mr. MITB, and then answered the question and moved to Crews, who I’ve been waiting to get a promo out of.
So naturally, the Zelina gang interrupted immediately.
Zelina said that people don’t care about them, but about her trio. They used to be the new upstarts people cared about but they didn’t measure up to her men. They should just give up their spots in Money in the Bank for them and walk away. Rey said he knew that they weren’t really there to get spots they didn’t deserve, and the three jumped Zelina’s gang and oh well would you look at that, after the break it’s a six man!
Let me preface by saying, this was actually a very good match. The young upstart Austin Theory did very well with the veteran Mysterio, and with Crews as well. The gang worked over Mysterio after taking care of his tag partners, and it went to chaos from there. Each man got to take control, and Crews… yes, Crews, pinned the United States champion.
As the author of “Apollo Crews cannot be put back on the shelf”, I jumped for joy at my boy getting a crucial and important win. As a big fan of the rise of Zelina’s gang, I slumped down in my seat. Here’s why - Zelina’s gang were booked to perfection just a few weeks ago, when they ran through their own individual opponents and picked off the remaining flesh on the bone afterward. But now? Two weeks in a row they’re the ones picked apart. Color me conflicted. We had to get the “can the opponents in the upcoming pay-per-view work together” trope while stopping the started push of Zelina’s gang. Neither were necessary, even though the match was very good.


Andrade def. Apollo Crews via ref stoppage - So for this match to even occur, Andrade and Zelina had to get riled up enough to give it to Crews. Naturally, Crews had to ask Andrade, “What did the five fingers say to the face?” You know, the standard question one asks in order to get what they want. THE ECHO ON THAT SLAP! Noticeably absent were Theory and Garza, whom Zelina and Andrade said were the cause of Andrade getting pinned before. We’re doing this already? After everything I just said about start stopped pushes?
Both men got offense in before the commercial and Andrade took an absolutely wicked spill to the floor over the top rope. Crews tweaked his knee but was still able to lift Andrade and do a standing moonsault, very similar to his first star making performance with Aleister weeks ago. Crews went for the Frog Splash and Andrade moved, causing Crews to come down hard on the tweaked knee and the ref stopped the match. FUUUUUUUU… ahem. Darn it. This was a fantastic match. There was actually a moment you thought the title change was going to happen, but that damn tweaked knee.

Liv Morgan def. Ruby Riott - Rivalry re-renewed! Morgan stiffed Riott a few times before the first and only Riott kick, which Morgan sold great. Riott sold the shock like Undertaker did for Shawn Michaels. I expected 50/50 booking (another trope!) but alas, I was swerved and Morgan won. This was too short. I really enjoy these two together, but Liv’s stock keeps on rising while Ruby’s keeps on dropping. Let’s let this truly be the end of the rivalry for now so Ruby can pick it back up.
Liv’s promo afterward… not great. They’re doing the relatable “trying to figure yourself out” thing with her, seemingly trying to make us remember she was Lana’s secret lover. Yeah, remember that? No one wants to. Supposedly, recently released Sarah Logan may be back? If she is, where does she fit in here?

A scheduled triple threat that never happened - Keeping with the theme of tired tropes, here’s three women that will be opponents at the upcoming pay-per-view, only this week, they’ll be in a triple threat!
Nah we’ll just have some fighting and Nia Jax standing tall over Shanya Baszler and Asuka.
No bell rings to start the match, no one questions why Jax’s music plays and a match never started. And we just end there. Cool! No trope then. Just… confusion as to why this was even a thing. Later, Charly Caruso approached Nia and Nia made it clear that no one can do anything about her actions.

Bobby Lashley def. Denzel Dejournette - Before the match, Lashley told Lana he didn’t want her to come to the ring with him because “she’s too beautiful and distracts him.” Denzel got one shot in, and then as Samoa Joe (so ridiculously happy he’s back and replacing Lawler) eloquently put it, mistakes were made tonight. Lashley quickly put him away after. Fine. Glad to see Denzel get some screen time these past few weeks. Lashley and Lana bore me.


Ricochet and Cedric Alexander def. Chase Parker & Matt Martel (Ever-Rise) - First time showing for Ever-Rise, and I like them! Both men were hot right off the bat and able to keep Ricochet down. Once Cedric got the hot tag he slowed their momentum. A new team finisher for RicoRic here, a double stomp-assisted hammerlock reverse STO.
After the match, MVP is on the tron and introduced his new clients, Shane Thorne and Brandon Vink. He announced a rematch against the two teams and RicoRic accepted. It appeared that MVP was going to offer his services to RicoRic until Thorne and Vink were shown. I’m glad that didn’t happen. There’s no need to make them heels right now.

Jinder Mahal def. Akira Tozawa - There were performance center dudes and NXT talent around, but they decided to feed Tozawa to the returning Mahal.

Extras - Throughout the night, a top 10 of Triple H’s best moments were shown in honor of his 25th anniversary. Also, some footage from Becky Lynch’s WWE 24 documentary was shown to keep her relevant since she’s not been on Raw for a few weeks.

If you haven’t seen the news yet, WWE has announced that Apollo Crews will not be participating in Money in the Bank due to his injury from the Andrade match. Now I could be concerned because WWE could shelf him for a bit, cool him down, and then bring him back only to lose and fade away and classify him as obsolete again. However, I’m a bit more optimistic. I am pressing on under the assumption that because of how he was booked on this show, he’ll be positioned into a contendership role for the United States championship after Money in the Bank. I don’t see how you take him out of the match without having him be featured elsewhere. I’ll be checking his Twitter this week for sure for updates and pray for a segment on next week’s show.
Raw was well paced tonight, I thought. More segments were a hit than a miss, with the United States title match being my favorite. MVP’s opener was a miss for me as it was very clear what was coming, as was the usage of Akira Tozawa. Lashley and Lana bore me. The triple threat “match” was rubbish to clearly have Nia Jax stand tall for Money in the Bank. Wasn’t it enough sacrificing Kairi Sane for two straight weeks?

Your doing well.. it takes a lot of sacrifice to keep people in the know like you do.. Big ups Bossu

Inenghe:
Me and my husband are on our second round of not speaking with each other. The first round lasted about 3days and na me first talk to him because I needed him to collect something from person for me. This time around, we are on the fifth day still not talking. I never see man when like malice like this��

Naso my papa dey sef.. lol

Lamanii22:
Awwwwwn��

Shey U wi gimme ur Number

Okay back to the topic
Chike and the River
My sister,the serial killer by Oyinkan braithwaite
The firm by John Grisham
Binti by Nnedi Okoroafor
A game of thrones by George R. Martin
All of Chimamamanda Adichie's novels
The secret life of Baba Segi's wives by Lola shoneyin
Mrs fletcher by Tom perrotta
How not to die alone by Richard Roper
Detective by Arthur hailey
Pet Semetary by Stephen king

Mehn i ve read a lot of interesting novels.. Those are just a few i remember

Lamanii22:
No greater love by Danielle Steele
Johnny angel by Danielle Steele
A time to kill by john grisham
Naked came the stranger(can't remember the author)

I got them from a store not far from my house...


I probably got some for N300 and others N500..


Funny how I don't have them again... Neighbours would be like "please borrow me"... You'd feel reluctant to lend them.. After giving them, you'd give them like 5 days to finish it... When you eventually ask, they'd start saying " I'd bring it" "oh I forgot".... Til you stop asking...

The most painful novel I lost was " the twelve silver cups" my dad gave me that book... I was in primary 3 then, my senior asked for it, he said he was gonna return it the next day... As a kind girl I gave him... His friends were even telling me not to lend him I didn't listen... Til tomorrow ooo... He never returned it... I don't know if I'm ever gonna find it... All the stores I have checked so far don't have it...

Wow she reads.. Ma crush on you will never die

Fireboy Dml

lefulefu:
and one mumu for one corner will be calling this one my woman

Some go dey fight untop the Hoe head sef.. Dis world dun kpafuka

Darkseid:
This thread is proof that a lot of Nairalanders have very low IQ. Most just read the title and click on reply without reading the contents.

I dey tell you my brother.. Their Mumurity dey amaze me

HundHunter:
That's how Coronavirus started in Wuhan. Hope your action won't start " Agamavirus" in Africa.

loll. Kimme

Human beings and their obsession with phones

Koko1119:
In akwa ibom pple r still going up and down anyhw dey like.

My brother i taya ooo

This Animation series was mad

Roon9:
How come you are present on every damn thread on nl save those calling buhari out. A clear example is the one where Sowore said govt is after him. BBQ conveniently skipped and didn't pray those satanic prayers on that thread. How come?

That Nigga is beyond Hypocritical