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Ksslib:
Lmao @singing blues.. jigsawkillah wey dey form gangster fit con get sister nkechi voice sef.

All that na camouflage. Jig can't spit. I purposely suggested we use beats for his sake...and Obainojuju too.

What should we call it self? Audio clash of the wacks?

JigsawKillah:
you haven't been checking your mentions fa
you can't stand my vocals
check the way i write, every bar can be rapped to any beat
i don't force it

Not all good writers are good spitters. No worry, after the tourney.

JigsawKillah:
you be binsh sha
you didn't tell him that then

I told him joor! Go check.

Ksslib:
I noticed the order in which you mentioned the names. Did you purposely mention from the wackiest to the least wack? Lwkmd.Krone na bad person.

I can't really tell who is wackier cos I've not listened to all the people I mentioned. If there is at all then it should be Obainojazz or Jigsawkillah. I have a hunch those niggas prefer singing blues to rapping at leisure.

obainojazz:
Lol...krone I call you out.... audio

Drop a voice note first lemme know how dope or wack you are vocally. I know you'd sound so Anambraish but drop it all the same.

MuhdG:
**laughing seriously.

Don't mind Obainojuju. He was referring to one of my lines on FFR.

MuhdG:
Nice!!

Interested.

Although I have this nothern accent when am on a beat/acapella hehe

That's why I suggested we add beat.

JigsawKillah:
idiotic olosho
i'm doper than you
na me and ibi suppose dey do vocals

The day wey I go see u write anything like "when I spit on the mic" for any of your verses, I go swear for you. Warriblood remains your senior here whether you like it or not. You should consult him for tutorials.

007Bruce:
ehn! Ma lo go oo. . .ma run e down ninu jaguar

level ti mo wa o different

Ok, start preparing from today. Smoke sk and igbo, shak enough alomo, to crack up that your baby voice. We start after the NL/Fb tourney.

llaykorn:
Our wackness? You sure aren't wack, are you?

Llaykorn is the definition of whack...

Forget that. Kinglakay has dropped about 12 voice notes on here and they're all wack; that's why I included him. I'm sure you'd do better.

liricyst:
i am so in....lmao
Hahaha.....darkrebel, giyazz them them so be judges. Them go laugh die. Anyways, no pair me with 007bruce....i suspect he can rap

007Bruce is on the same level with us jare. How many times have you seen him discuss audio? That's a pointer.

llaykorn:
I'll do spoken word poetry over the beats.


Darkenedrebel, we want the beats!

Yeah, the beats would help polish our wackness a bit.

Emaprince, please provide the link to that funny Zimbabwean rapper's video again.

darkenedrebel:
oh boy. I would like to be in this tourney... free trophy

abeg.. there's no need for jreyez to give you guys beat.. modern rap battle is in acapella format.


have you seen the signup thread for RG/NL tourney..

Yeah, seen it. I wish I can participate but no time, bro. I'd advise you select judges from both Fb and NL to maintain neutrality.

llaykorn:
I've never rapped before.

But you can talk over the beat. All follow.

darkenedrebel:
Kr0ne.. you shared my acapella rap just now..


come make we battle audio.. lemme eat you for lunch

Actually, I'm planning on having an audio cipher with my fellow wackity wack colleagues on here. . .like Mikuz, Liricyst, Obainojuju, Jigsawkillah, 007Bruce, Kinglakay, Llaykorn, Muhgd, Ksslib and Iceskidd. I believe we're all on the same level. It can either be an audio cipher or a tourney..whichever. And we can persuade Jreyez to assist us with beats.

Adanna28:
I don't have to prove i'm sexy by wearing mini skirts, coz I aint cheap n worth, like em sleazy flirts, bound to get their feelings hurt..//

Fiening the hearth, till they got their fingers burnt, I remain grounded seedling reaping the earth..//

I keep it humble, coz though I know i'm strong I still stumble..//

Keep to my fams who got my back when it's time to rumble, I piece my life together it aint jumbled..//

Loyal to my Man I hold it down, I aint loose, I close my legs bi'tch I dont fucck around..//

Coz my grandmother said only hoes have a Reputation in town, and you dont need that my brown sugar, attached to your crown..//

Rap goddess! Best femcee of this section DOA.

I think it's high time we reorganise ourselves as a group. We may not be able to stop the back and forth because this is a rap battle section. .but we can, at least, control it. The mods really need to do something about this.

Darkenedrebel, there are things you don't just say to people. Maybe when you grow older you'll understand.
Ibime, abeg, no reply again.

Battle of wits! These guys would literally kill somebody once they grasp the complete scope of battle rap.

Opener - Sinizia (both had good setup. Llaykorn would have won this criteria because he was wittier but he deceived us with those bible verses. All na lie.)

Rhymes - Llaykorn (while he wasn't fantastic, he, at least, ensured the last syllables in each line of his quatrains rhymed. Sinizia didn't pay much attention to this)

Flow - Llaykorn (you guys should understand that flow is judged by the amount of space between end rhymes. Llaykorn did better here. Sinizia should endeavour to compress his lines next time.)

Wordplay - Tie (a round of applause for the 'ode' play from Sinizia and the 'the pay' from Llaykorn. Although, again, he tried to deceive us with the Singapore line. I suppose he meant 'Sin gasp aaw' but resorted to 'Sin gap aww' just to ensure it rhymed. Sean poll too was forced)

Punchline - Sinizia (he was just hitting and hitting like this was a grudge match. The 'Nick Cannon' line is my favourite.)

Metaphor - Tie (both guys were amazing here:
you can brag all you like but can't 'shake me' like women in Burqa!/ - Llaykorn.

They call me Nick 'Cannon' because I 'beat' their pússy up. . . nigga I ain't talking 'Drumline!!'/ - Sinizia. (this is a dope metaphor too)

Personal - Tie (you both got whooped by females at one time and you used it against each other. 50 - 50)

Closer - Llaykorn (his closer was smoother and rhymed nicely too. Although, he tried to fool us again with a forced wordplay. Corn and con don't play for one. Even if it's 'con' you used, you might need twice the flipping speed of Twista to play 'con put'/compute to your listeners. Sinizia had mentioned Tashamania earlier on.)

Mvgt - Tie!

Nice brawl, lads!

Chestar5:
sorry o but i dont know wat ffr means, is it freestyle??

Flow For Rank. You will see a lot verses there and learn too.
https://www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank/755

Ibime:
Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .


I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/
My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/
Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/
Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/
That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/
You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/
He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/
Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/
He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/
Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/

Chestar5:
tanks

Why not drop your lines on FFR?

Ibime:
Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .


I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/
My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/
Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/
Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/
That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/
You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/
He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/
Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/
He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/
Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/
I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/
Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/
Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/
Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/
Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/
And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/ (black widow spider)
You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/
singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/
My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/
You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/
Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/
You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/
You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/
Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/
Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/
Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/
cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/
Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/
cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/
Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/
Go against Bis and your days are done/
Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/
That's for slow-witted lazy scum/
Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/
I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/
You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/
You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/
That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/
But don't thank me for the training son/
Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/
Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/
This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/
I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/
But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/
Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/
You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/



oNe!

Ibime, thunder fire you!

My honest verdict:

Opener - Obese (his opener was brilliant!)

Rhymes - Mikuz (Obese, there are too many inconsistencies in your rhymes. I don't judge rhymes based on syllables but on accuracy and intervals between lines. If you can pull a steady-and-clear 3-syllabic rhyme scheme and maintain a consistent flow, you'd win an opponent who does 10-syllables of forced rhymes. For instance, you did 5 syllables in the cable for his mom line, yet not everything rhymed)

Similes/ Metaphors - Mikuz

Punchlines - Tie (it's Mikuz's pull yourself together line against Obese's weapon fashioned against opener. The rest are either generic or not hard-hitting)

Flow - Obesemf (he maintained a cool tempo suitable for audio)

Wordplays - NiL!!! (I'm not thrilled with those testis/balls/Adam & Eve blah, blah, blah. Burn moth/Bournemouth is also forced. Cain and Abel were KOTD lines. Generic)

Closer - Mikuz (because he used a direct, personal-kind-of finisher)

It's 3 - 2 in favour of Mikuz. Very close.

Mvgt - Mikuz!

Chestar5:
Pls check out this rap, d lyrics are clean....can it be called rap

Even if this your best ever word or statement,

May it not get low ever like a basement,

Life is too short to get attestment,

of whatever is called enjoyment.

Keep cool, don't shout for glory,

it only belongs to those who are holy.

Oh, i wish i could turn d hands of time,

maybe i can bring it back in the dime.

If i try harder, i might break.

If i try softer, i might creak.

No fear cos i know i got my vibe,

dis rhythm is killing, una don dey die.....

I will stop here, its actually longer than this. can it be called rap even though its simple and not hot ....

Rhyming.

Ibime:
As the Youtube clearly showns the local pronunciation is haarguhn. The English pronunciation is hay guhn.

the haa sound in local etymology is almost Germanic in nature. . . .it comes with a harsh sound and phleghm in the back of the throat when you say it. . . . There is no English vowel which is exact but it is similar to the same sound when you say Prague, Haarlem, Haagstraat, De Graafschapp. . . even better, Haagen Das . . . . carrying on, the closest English vowel is the sound you make when you say hard, lard, fart, jarred, car. . . . as you can see, even the picture you put up uses CAR as the way to pronounce the AA.

Nothing like "hagging" which sounds like bag, stag, jag.


I don't even know why the debate, the punch was weak sef. What does cop in hagging mean to the average citizen?

My debate is not about the strength of the punch but the pronunciation as regards wordplay in general. While I agree with you that it's a flop to play Cope-en-Hagging with Cope-en-Haaguhn on text, it would, however, work perfectly on audio. If someone spits this in an audio battle, using the YouTube/English example I cited above, you wouldn't notice.

But, Elymaxiimus, forget this thing. E don do.

ELYMAXiimus:
that pronunciation is the "english" pronunciation. And it could be pronounced as either /kopinhaygin/ or /kopinha:gin/

the "e" has a shwuere sound. So in that case it sounds similar to /i/

in the real language, it is pronounced something like; copnhaven


i just confirmed again. I wasn't wrong. Ibime isnt just familiar with that way of pronouncing the word.

Seriously, I don't know which to follow - YouTube audio pronunciation or the dictionary's. As for the YouTube, I just listened to it now via the link below, and it sounds exactly as you supposed it. On audio, it would have been perfect.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7URUAUygynw

coogar:
it's not the meaning that grates us, it's the pronunciation.
Copenhagen = cope in hay-gin, not cop in hagg-ing.

Yeah, you and Ibime are right. I looked up the pronunciation.

Emaprince:
yeah, the lady had bars, but mehn!!! You gotto give it up to danny. The lady's body languages and composure while rapping looked like she was only doing her rounds because she was paid to spit. Danny killed her with personals, enough to make a woman cry a river. Lmao!!

I hope you get greeted in heaven . . By the kids you aborting

If danny wanted to go the bar way, he'll slaughter her. Danny is the self acclaimed 'bar god'..lmao!!

Go and read the comments in youtube. Some one said..

Shout out to the lady for standing there to take all that. ..lol

Sure, Danny is more talented and experienced. His body language alone can make an opponent throw the towel. What I didn't enjoy is the way the crowd kept interrupting him, forcing him to pause now and then. I don't get what he meant when he said "if I drop you from heaven, you'd still land in America"?

Adanna28:
I learnt from the joy and the pain and make pain enjoy when it reigns..//

Coz abit of bad in me, feels good for my brain, adrenaline rush I cant get when I'm sane..//

The picture distorted like Picasso flaunted the brush, cats want to fight coz my pus'sy is lush..//

Get yo head outta the gutter, coz my thighs aint a creek, and I dont bed any dic'k-head out for a leak..//

I like to do my own thing I'm not a follower to sheep, and my self worth aint cheap, not a who're with the sheets..//

I don't need a pack to have my back when I walk, coz my circle is small and my actions do talk..//

This is simply dope!