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darkenedrebel:
METAPHOR HEAVEN


Ibime's a bïtch....He should be Cheerleading/ Before this Feared Griffin/ & Unfair Villain/ Will have his Head Reeling/ My fists are metallic, they're known to Wreck Ceilings/Last time I 'Shadow boxed'.....Y'all saw the 'Air Bleeding'/

I was born to spazz, I'm God of Rap/ & my verses put my country...On the fücking map/ Me & Lebanese cripples.....we run the track/ While Nature 'applauds' us.....with 'Thunder Claps'!/

I'm Adolf Hitler, & in this Holocaust/ I'm prone to bust/ If a foe erupts/I digest bombs, do coke & drugs/ & there's jagged chain-saws....in my Vocal Box/

I speak like a gun...call me a Uzi rambling/In the Zulu Language/ I'm rich,young...& i live in a Tüsh Surrounding/ My apartment stinks money, i got a Pool around it/ & my room is soundproof..cos I cause a lot of noise....when I'm Püssy Pounding!/

I'm Amon Goeth with words, an evil Linguist/ Wooing Mamasitas - with the Sleekest English/ I got lady lovers, that skim my lyrics/ Gurgle, Mimi, & even Creamish/ All want a big bad bite.....of my Skinny Pënis/

I'm Half-Alien,Arabian & a Crude Assassin/ Check my wrist motherfücker, my Hublot's Classic/ & the specs on my face, ain't MrsPhyno's Glasses/ DarkRebel is the name...you can google search it/Slamming bodies of rappers.......Like Judo Classes/

I rupture sutures, I'm a Palm-nut Vulture/Ghostwrote for Tupac, gave his bars a structure/Taught Nas how to rhyme cos I carved this culture/Then penned lines for Coogar....so he could go deal with Sid.......Like Agriculture!/

I'll hand out torture, to these Phony Bozos/ Ema & Ely, & Kr0ne are Homos/ This triumvirate of faggits, will be going Loco/ Cos soon as I arrive.....I'll be 'chasing these 3 bitchës'....Like I'm 'MojoJojo'

Warriblood talked pants, about my Georgous Empire/ I'll tromp the dumb sire/ & stomp the damned liar/ Then pay some Eye Boys dough.....to come after 'Blood'.....Like 'Hungry Vampires'!/

My wordsplays are hell, you better praise/ or get decked & raped/ It'd be an online onslaught, when I get grenades/ To blow you on 'Ikeji's Blog'....after you 'see Linda'....like a 'Geometric Shape'!/

I'm Africa's finest, a Fantastic Writer/ Dragon Rider/ Melting through metal plates....with my Saliva/Study my blueprints ninjas, & you'll be rising Higher/ Cos my bars will take you places..........Taxi Driver!/



Bars!

Dope! You yab me, abi? I'll reply soon.

captainflash:
... efijacdator u are mad and stupid for insulting me.. and u think i'd be afraid of u?..is like u dnt know me.. the next time u insult me again.. i'd blow ur cover and expose ur ass to the public ..trust me.. u know what i can do @ efijacdator
....this is ur last warning coogar... u can delete me out of ur list.. but one day, mr coogar i'd definately blow our ur cover and have u covered in shame...
mark my word.. coogar aka efijacdator.. have a nice day!

Coogar Efijacdator?

007Bruce:
captainfäg is goshiprìck..

the goshipig stopped posting ever since he was accused of biting, now he has switched back to his second moniker so he continues to expose his idiocy... and just so you know, bars is kingkursor1.


i'm the sherlock holmes of NL, i keep exposing these sons of bìtches

Flash is not Goshikid. Maybe they're pals; 100% sure.

Adanna28:
I'm a woman that all about her family, managing things happening, with passionate sampling, no lies and no tampering..//

My grind to my hustle's grappling, at times it fight/flight casualties, my mind is no travesty, at times it hard staggering..//

But I keep pushing until I make it, pursuing to overtake sh'it, da movement wont die in vain bi'tch, coz the underground where my roots are held in place kid..//

It aint about the fame, or how dis dame can spit game, it's about hiphop culture in my lane, driven by Nas message' n pain..//

So fucck the image of ballin big, fucck the labels u floss and the bit'ches in brazilian wigz, half ya'll want lavish but too broke to feed yo kids!..//

Make me sick to my stomach, I'll slap a bit'ch for tummy rumblin, save all the bullsh'it! coz I aint tryin to hear mumblin..//

Ada papa ya! Queen of vocab.

Ibime:
I got the right to be harsh and abusive/ cos Kingsley means "King's wood". . . but the part I'm confused with/
is your name literally means. . . . "King's Wood, King of the Land". . .so I've smartly concluded. . .that your father is stüpid!!!/

Ibime dey craze!
Who dey teach this guy Igbo self?

Why cover their faces? Does an armed-robber deserve protection?

Opener: Tie - I don't see any punch here

Rhymes: Tiel - both were averagely good

Wordplay - NIL! ''her poker lips'' is damn forced (I think KOW has done that before), mail is outplayed, E-rased is nice but I think I've seen it somewhere too, Gladdys/glad is too has been played by Wrongturn. Then kid in and Ado Ekiti are nice but not good enough for me to win this crit.

Personals: Giyazz - obvious.

Flow : Giyazz - obvious.

Similes/ Metaphors : Rebel - he was everywhere.

Punchlines: Giyazz - Now this part is the crux of the brawl. Giyazz came with fresher puns and with more current events I can relate with.

Closer : Tie - I like both.

MVGT - Giyazz!

Just seeing this. Nice battle, lads. Na wa, Llaykorn is the next big thing o.
MuhdG, are you sure you're a newbie on this section? Your bars don't look like a fresher's handiwork because your build-ups are dope. Anyways, there's still room for improvemen. @your opener, flour doesn't rhyme at all with the rest. I don't know if it was deliberate or a mistake. Words like hour, sour, tour would go with that.
Kudos!

Wildvoice:
Lol...... After i get whipped in the ass , i'll need to join a crew in here

There's no crew on Nairaland

mikuz:
I'm good.

Wetin dey make this one laugh?

Nothing o. Just hailing.

Wildvoice:
I drop on FFR yesterday. . . . .I used Rhyme complexity. . . . .But it seems you guys don't do that here


Btw. . . . . Thanks man

LOL! Alright, I'll check it out.

Wildvoice:
Nah! I've knocked out vets on bodybag.... I've not done netcee before , but i'll start with krone , mikuz or lime

I've not even seen anything from you on FFR. You're still getting used to the place. Welcome.

Dklef:
A clean uk used Ok Q5 phone is 27k and by 'ok' i mean the one wey sure (no fufu) lmao
While Q10 is 32k bro

LOL! Ok, thanks.

GIYAZZ:
Yeah, and anyond who loses becomes the winner's bbitch.

Cc; Classsyala-bolas

Don't accept what you might later regret. Which one be loser becomes winner's bbitch again? Smh.

mikuz:
Bro what happened to you?

Mikuz, what's up? Long time.

Dklef:
lol. Greetings krone.

Yeah, bro. How much can one get a Q5/Q10 London used, at Computer Village?

obainojazz:
stop pursuing nkiruka....you no go hear... Obi gi ga gbaji...

Yeye pikin.

richommie:
how much is the uk used for q10 ?


#YOLO

E go reach 30 or 35k o.

Emaprince:
you know the latest BB phone now, and the price?

I don't know if you're the one using it or you're buying for someone. But you have between Q5 and Q10 to pick - both are solid phones. I'd advise you buy a clean UK used, though. The so-called 'new' ones don't have all the features of a London used.
Cc: Dklef

Emaprince:
Hmmm! You are depressed too? Lol...I'm trying my best to recover sef.

It hasn't been easy, bro. Mine is not health-related. Somebody is trying to scam me big time. Still trying to battle it out.

ELYMAXiimus:
my oga, long time no see

Mehn, I dey o. Na you dey rule this crib now, I can see. I saw it coming sha. Well done.

WARRIBLOOD:
Thank GOD he knows he ain't Nobody.. /
I mean hiphop is resurrected!!!?..Don't tell me your the dead body? /
[b]all your rap lines are joke[/b]krone Nobody send bovi
And you feeling my Swag... GOSH. Try make a photocopy.,

This is me... warriblood...I beat you to death

Then go to your mama.. on your funeral n. Sit on her bed/

Tryna give her my condolences.. buh her pussay getting wet...

Oh GOD I think I need some condom in here... as I reach for her skirt

This Is we trying to bring you life Bro... picture this your rebirth..

Your problem ^ ^ ^ you like to brag/ yet, I'm far better even when I write offhand/
with lines so grand/ to smother and outshine yo rants/
ode, from 2go to Nairaland . . . you still lack insight like Cobhams!/ (lacking sight)
off the earth, I sprout from Mars/ peep and see the bouts I've sparred/
with expensive bars . . . I've left impressive marks. . . on every tout I scarred!/
in rebuttals, I'm spiteful/ but how could you be my rival?/
I'd rather pull a rifle../ and end you life moment I sight you/
shuo! u wey lose 5 bouts, tie two still dey find title?/
I'm not the type u gobs fool with/ see the wordplay? hit like I popped bullet/
but yours are dumb, foolish/ dude, I only call you K.O.W coz you drop bullshit!

MuhdG:
Wow!! Krone noticed me?!?
Shikenan. I don blow be that.

LOL! Who be Krone? Just try making it, at least, 3 syllables. Nice one, bro.