₦airaland Forum

Topic: I Lead, Y'all Follow

Instruction: Braggadocio stuff. Show some swag, and be strict with topic is all



Creativity-- 2 points

Flow- - 1 point

Swag - - - 3 points

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points

Vocabulary-- 2 points


Rules (must be strictly adhered to)

- 8 bars/16 Lines...(It shouldn't be less)

- Deadline is Saturday 24th Jan, 2015. Time: 8:30pm

- Verses should be posted by both contestants on
or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- No dissing of opponent

- No unnecessary comments

Goodluck!

*modified*

Topic: Who Laughs Last Laughs Best

Instruction: The topic says it all. Your script should show how well you understand the above idiom



Creativity-- 2 points

Flow- - 1 point

Imagery- - 2 points

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points

Vocabulary-- 2 points


Rules (must be strictly adhered to)

- 8 bars/16 Lines...(It shouldn't be less)

- Deadline is Saturday 24th Jan, 2015. Time: 8pm

- Verses should be posted by both contestants on
or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- No dissing of opponent

- No unnecessary comments

Goodluck!

The 04ka dude is a problem/ but too foolish in logics/ he should loosen the gossip/ or I'd go ruthless and mock him/ to prove who's the hottest/ truly, I'm 'rusty'/ but everything I'm spitting is 'blunt'!/ though, I'm still sick in the guts/ that's why I've been sneezing with Blood!/
the thread derail is much/ so please save the talks/ ur chatter is plainly dumb/ if words paint pictures, then ur imagery sucks!/
Hell, I ain't yet through with you/ cos u making stu.pid moves/ that even chiefs wouldn't do/ for one who a kid brut'ly chewed/ you really should be mute!/
This is new era, get buckled to play better/ cos young 'uns displace elders/ with hot puns n cray metas/ and try keeping ur thoughts intact, cos their punches are brain melters/ you ain't met this nigga yet, true/ but
I fuelled that vigorous feud/ that smoked ya bars like cigarette fumes/ cos after several gulps of palmi, Giyazz was liquor induced!

WARRIBLOOD:
Quote Mai lines??..naah I just do some freeze in here/
With bars conjured from the ''farts of krone'' to ease the air/
gilyaz did some beatings with slaps on head that bridged effects/
Causing ofoka severe pains with stitch in ears/
So PROFESSOR K.O.W is back to teach this deaf/
Leaving him with OND as I begin with F/cus the whole wide world been .. FOND of you since u were twelve!

Sneeze....

It's obvious 04ka didn't dig the F/OND line

And they claim they don't kill women and children, according to their holy book. Shameless cowards!

WARRIBLOOD:
underage dudes but ask yourself can you script bars like this

he as been prince...since the time of Martin Luther king/
Dude couldn't ascend the throne...cus it is certain he's from no man's prickk/
Your mom is a whoree... .imagine/
And that same spirit is in your body... where is d doctor to check EMA GENE

EMA GENE KOW!!!

Sneeze.. .

Ofoka is only a higher version of Warriblood; both ain't serious

I see Elymax taking over this year

Igbo mmamma nu o! proudly Imo

Les:
another mis-mention..

U look so sweet, babe can we mingle?

Omotola husband shave bia bia and e land for front page

gottoboy:
Krone you Äη∂ Giyazz ϑε̲̣γ̲̣ village?

Yeah
When I come back I go answer u jare, no vex

Amala and eba

sosiqdude:
Hahahahaha

I wanted to come with him but something cameup...

But next time sha...wen is he comin back... 2morro ryt?

Lol! I can't tell for now o

sosiqdude:
Krone take it easy with him ooooooooo

see as his eyes dey
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahah

Don't worry, I dey show am ground. Make he shine eyes, na village we dey

Giyazz getting high on palmi

Darkrebel d0pe verse

WARRIBLOOD:
Thanks dude I appreciate

Sneeze....

Sneeze!!!

Darkrebel:
Kr0ne and Guykhena please when is the k.o.p tourney continuing. And when is my next topical cos I see sokrates or icekidd is so keen to win it in his wildest dreams

It's still u and Giyazz again o

Na only Warriblood wordplay I dey feel for here. Why be NL (YBNL) d0pe

Ksslib:
Yea. Via?

How did u manage to download it?

Darkrebel:
They think am Astronaut...but Am a Virtual Cop/in spaceship...with celestial swords/to shed extraterrestrials blood/
with skills 'cultivated'...like Perennial Crops/
and I ll' peel your facial tissue/ if you voice the racial issue/
you know my Banzai's pruned...and my rockets advancing/
And near the Seashore....imma launch them at dolphins/ then fling a Shark's Carcass....to Scarlett Johansen/ my talent's gigantic/
plus am Hardcore...see my Rod is bulging/
Am bringing crooks to your house.... invade your study and Lobby/ leave you bodied and bloodied/
till you yell in pain-- please leave my !Home Alone"... Macaulay Curkin !!/



Kr0ne this is a call out... let's brawl abeg ...
sharp sharp..no dulling ...

Lol! Not really now. Maybe later. Nice drop though

SDC2:
sure, they dnt exist in your world --- they torment you in your nightmares. Who the fucck is the pathetic newbie, probably from one deserted village in the north?

Besides, I'l rather spend a day playing with bush kids than to waste bars on a useless soul like you. Dnt even think of battling me - it would be a virtual slaughter

No sane person here would battle a ghost. Re.rarded bastard, I know who u are. Stop fooling ur useless life, and stop quoting me. The margin between us is big. Goodbye!

SDC2:
ok, the feeling is mutual --
where's the (s) in front of keep? You sent it on an errand?
what tha ffuck is this? Does it makes any sense to you?
Oh well, I'ld prob'ly get a one year ban for e-rapingggg if I choose to post all your grammatical blunders here!

This fool expected me to say "Let the bastard keeps deceiving himself"
That's why his bars are filled with beautiful nonsense!
Aturu!

WARRIBLOOD:
niga go get yourself a new phone that your grand papa phone Don too old Na[color=#990000][/color]

U go work more than one month without food to buy my phone


Sneeze. . .

SDC2:
Elymaxiimus I didnt bother replying that verse cos twas wack and can never beat my laid down standards!

Bytheway, who d hell is this fly, krone on my tail?

If he doesnt desist from gettin on ma nerves, I wuld crush him like an ant. I have a knack for that!

Fool! Why don't u come out of the shadows and c/o me. Elymax self get time to reply u; ghosts don't exist in my world

Ksslib, please can u send me Giyazz's voice note?

Darkrebel, assignment for u. Check out who spells "prove" as "proove"

SDC2:
i still dont get your point - you aint making any sense --
besides, with the little knowledge I have in law, I know its right to have coherent evidences/instances to proove a point.
With this, you are only sounding like a pregnant woman spewing verbatim out of labour pain.
Moreso ur said evidence is making look funny as a cry for help, But i would rather trade words with a market woman than with you.

teddybiyasi:

My baby, how far na? I no dey see u again

ELYMAXiimus:
you replied. i still think u're a b1tch/ come out the closet, n stop being a sn1tch/
btw, this is wack, if you did you still won't be bringing the sh1t/
but i got enough to dump, start digging a pit/ naaaa .... i meant, start digging ur grave/
@ y'all, here's another victim to save/ someone quick, lead him away/
i could kill with a blade/
but i'ma slit SDC2's throat with 2CDs ...... When i'm flipping his name/
you don't deserve ma punches/ playing mask/max, just proves how twisted ur tongue is/ too much d1cks is what caused this?/
ur mouth 'welcomes more pricks', than visitors' punctures/
fact is lime brings wack ishh/ i should snub you, i'ont rhyme with f@ggots/ using some hiding tactics/
you said you was leaving, you a green snake exposed, who burnt ur nice green grasses?/
abeg park well!!! You better show ur drive expertise/
or die like paul walker, when i blast your car, till you sly imp crashes/
ely is perfect, they say i never make a mistake/ what? What should i make a miss take?/
i catch SD's chick, n let my AK relate/ or i grab the sword, wave to be staked/
she'd thinks it's sex, the way that blade penetrate/
now you hating me, i can see you very sad /
you dumb hiding, don't think you effing smart/
it don't matter if u SD, f@g/ yo brain's empty, n with no memory card/




i remain ur god/ try me, you'll be maimed n gored/
bow now, n have me renamed ur lord/ or with the blade n sword/
i take out SD without playing a song/


max

Nice rebuttal!

Darkrebel:
who is he really? loonaprick?

Nah! Not him. Just let that bastard keep deceiving himself

SDC2:
e be may? Lol sounds like those calabar villagers' names. Tot its pronunced 'Eye-beam' - sounds classic with that urban touch.

E be may? Sounds retarded. Lol

Eediot!!! That's exactly what u said last time I spoke with u on phone. Get lost, u despicable fool! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!







And keep running....never come back!