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JigsawKillah:
You be mumu o
If you see draw after 3 verdicts you win
Na Coogar and Beans be my ghostwriters
Oh Sorry, Bis

Help me bring Warriblood come back first. I won't rest until he comes back

This is not true!

If it's really a "she" I can date her

JigsawKillah:
if I c/o u sha, na draw win I go give you o

You be thief! Which one be draw win? Na where dem dey do dat one?

Lagunna:
too cold o..how ur side?

Omo na normal o

Lagunna:
just 5

ok o..

Kr0ne good morning..

Good morning, bro. How weather?

Topic: Coming Back Home

• Explanation: A rebel in the house, you've been away from home a long time - it was your own wish - hence u have been painted the black sheep of the family. Now as a repentant prodigal son, you have a strong desire to return to home. But you have worries:
Will they accept you back or reject you?

• Instruction: Your story MUST contain vivid memories of being with your family, and a touch of nostalgia




Creativity-- 2 points

Flow- - 1 point

Emotion -- 3 points

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points

Vocabulary-- 2 points


Rules (must be strictly adhered to)

- 10 bars/20 Lines...(It shouldn't be less)

- Deadline is Tuesday 10th Feb, 2015. Time: 8:30pm

- Verses should be posted by both contestants on
or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- No dissing of opponent

- No unnecessary comments

Goodluck!

Obasanjo still ugly sha

Well, all I see is a bunch of old men who should be at home enjoying the short time left for them

Whaaaaat!!!! Warriblood!! Why?? Is it because of what I said or the ban? Geez! I didn't even know this guy is taking shiit serious. I'm sorry, bro, I never meant to hurt ur feeling. Fuckyouhard self go know say I just dey joke. Even the ugly Jigsawkillah wey yab me know too. I go hala u for Facebook later. If u leave here there'll be no fun again na. Chill, bro

sosiqdude:
Teddybiyasi stop showing off ur sexy body...we just need to see your face.
And stop using ya sexy pictures to derail this place.

Not to worry, I'll upload her picture on here today. I no know wetin she dey hide self

Joshuabase:
Yeyenati and atikubi I'm waiting
Kr0ne and lagunna abeg where your girls dey?

I don beg the girl tire! She's even snubbing, telling people I disgraced her before my friends on a social network. Mehn, the thing tire me, and I thought I was being helpful. Just hold up a little bit please, lemme see if I can make her change her mind

laykorn:
I'm great sir. KOP ended yet sir?


Ayamlaykorn

Not yet, I'll create a thread for Darkrebel Vs Gottoboy today

That's my little queen

laykorn:
Kr0ne: setting niggas back on track since the early 80s.
Ayamlaykorn

Hehehe! Laykorn, wassup, bro?

teddybiyasi:
I'm not heartless jhoor it's just that my heart is made of stone

Don't ever say that! If Warriblood leaves here, I know a lotta would miss him, including myself. Do u know I brought him here? Abeg, no dey talk like that

Opener - Yeyenatu
Rhymes, metaphor, punchline - Tifanee
Flow - Yeyenatu
Personal -?
Closer - tie


Mvgt - - Tifanee

The guy wanted to know if payment would be made, not if he would be paid.
I blame him sha; he should have called the number given him and make any necessary enquiries. You don't expect Kanu to start bargaining with him right away on an open tweet

joshrare:
Mbaise things

You dey mad

Superleo:
You are a dummy.
A gay man can actually secrete his spèrm and fix it into a lesbian or surrogate mother ovary by artificial insemination if he cares.
Go educate yourself.

Bisexuals and some gays end up getting married to a woman.

No, you're the dummy!! Why don't u secrete ur s.perm in another man's assshole and expect him to get pregnant like we (real men) do our women.
U hate women yet without them ur homo race would go extinct. U need them to bear u children the artificial way. Ur life is cursed! It's irritating to even reply you. Goodbye, freak!


*spits*

Superleo:
And they aren't gays.
So?
BTW, who says gays can't give birth. Smh

Lmfao! gays give birth? How many men have u impregnated all this while?

Superleo:
I was expecting to see anyone that would say heterosexual/straight men are evils.
Fùcking hypocrites.
If it was gay, all hell would let loose forgetting he's a pedophile.

I'm a proud GAY jor

Where would u be today if ur parents were gay? Use ur head, disgusting dummy

Joshuabase:
What's childish?
Have you ever hosted a tourney before?
Kr0ne and rebel are the primary cause of this chaos why are you blaming me?

My name dey sweet u for mouth abi? What did I do again? I didn't quarrel with anybody, did I?

laykorn:
Krone, what's up?


Ayamlaykorn

No mind me, bro. Na play I dey play. The rally going in Lagos is causing serious traffic. I'm still in the bus and so fu-cking bored, mehn

laykorn:
Lol. 5 of the guys from here were there anyway. Jigs, sosiq, giyaz, gladyys, gotoboy. You see? It's all the same thing.

Ayamlaykorn

Jigsaw doesn't win battles on this section

Sosiqdude believes more in storytelling than actual rap

Gottoboy has been on NL for a long time but is still learning the ropes

Giyazz has been beaten four good time by Darkrebel

Gladyys is another name for poetry


So what else do u wanna tell me?

laykorn:
Lol. This section is funny. Una like fight pass food. There was a 22-man tourney in PFR late last year. Not even a single piece of shit.

Ayamlaykorn

That Poetry section. This is Rap Battle Arena. See the difference?

Joshuabase:
And the tourney fell apart before it started,nice job kr0ne and rebel

It shouldn't end. I'll talk to her. Darkrebel, let a lady have the last word please, it doesn't take anything from u.
Cherryice, we're sorry for all this but don't give up on the tourney yet. Na normal thing to quarrel sha

Mehn, wtf is this?

Joshuabase:
.
.
Let's not be hasty

Let the late comers be removed then, I mean Demi and Atikubi. I think u were a bit too hasty about the whole business. U should have waited until u got a good number of participants.
Lagunna, u really disappoint o where all those daughters of Eve wey dey come vote dat time na? U suppose assist this ministry gan

Darkrebel666:
No dey answer that Bbitch abeg
I blame all the males in this section for making her feel too important ...

U have a sister, right? U should know how girls behave na. Atikubi snubbed me this evening because I tried to correct her d0pe bars. Now na beg I go beg am that's girls for u

Cherryice, check when Atikubi registered on NL, that's one. Secondly, it was my wish that she joined the tourney; but if ur not comfortable with her being around, I'd gladly ask her to give it up. She didn't even know what rhyming is all about until she saw the example from Emaprince.
Btw, the real threat here is Teddybiyasi

Elvisonjack2:
boss. welcome back

. . .we get many tinz to discuss !

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