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Lime na one wack ugly prick/ wey dey yarn rubbish things/ but I still pass am for written/
I no need scripture. . .to beat this pastor silly!/ he no fit carry votes apart from swindling/
I don travel go Europe, gather fans for Sweden/ and bad gangs for Italy/
even for Africa, no be brag or gimmick/ last time, I visit Conackry, come land for Guinea/ to feel the sand on beaches/
and lay hands on biitches/
but, lad forgive me/ I dey jump pass ugly scenes/ like ur fams for Benin/ coz I hear say na land of witches!/
otherwise, I for don nyash ur sissy/
I don cruise rides, still get cars for bidding/ so this fagg wan mimic/
come lie say e get Lamborghini/ one Ibo man hear am hala "isi Lambo gini!!!"/
To be continued...

Darkrebel:
kr0ne limerick ..oya rate my pidgin freestyle


my hands come in a rush/ to smack all your guts/ its Michael your boy..oya stand for the boss/
and this ogogoro verse/ go turn players to pastors....Taribo west!/
and while you dey wear pique shirt...i dey wear hazard boot/ while i dey Mr biggs...you dey rock Mama Put/
plus when i yarn...na figurative/ and like Papa Ajasco....i wear Suit on Native/
am a born attacker/ i give you 7 somersaults...like john utaka/
so wetin limerick....dey yarn una sef/ cos am a 'three-legged beast'....call me 'keke Napep'/
but limerick na waste/ him mama dey my room...she's moving her waist/
she say she like me...and fit suck my dick all night/when her lips touch my prick...i scream Jesus Christ !!!/
na so she lick my sperm....and the stupid bbitch/ say my nutritious cum...be like vitamin C/
i con go nl...dey surf for chicks/ wey go suck my dick/
i kon ask teddy....if the bbitch go fit/...but she dey form...she no give me her number since/
but me na wise guy....mi o raye oshi/ i give you karaoke/
plus anywhere i go...them dey select me/ as the best mc/
so i sit jeje..dey sip hennesy/ and dey watch in awe..as my brother max...dey vex for Mik/


to be continued

Lol! U try but ur pidgin too simple

Open for votes

Mikuz
Emaprince
Loonat11kk
ElymaxCray
Guykhena
Krone

Lime, u be dead goat/ I don top thread, u still dey learn ropes/
boy, u fit dey sell smoke/ but u no go dey anywhere near d0pe!/
if u ever reign for text, na when u type with wet phone/ this mere bloke/ u get mind to call me ape but baboon see u get hope!/
this boy fit test ma style?/ for where, my punch fit dense ya eyes/
even my multies self na die/ . . .but I prefer make police arrest u...ur ugliness na crime!
As I dey stroke my pencil with ease/ na so my flow dey increase/
I gree, Krohn na disease/ na me dey make foes dey decease/
. . .so compare my 'sick flow' with the seas!/
how barn take play with ban?/ come on, run go play with sand!/
or ur face go swallow up if I daze the fagg/ so if u see the koko . . .make u no blame D'banj!
so make u no dey form proud/ when ur bars no fit stun crown/ u be dumb clown/
. . .na ur stupidity make dem pursue ur papa for compound!

WARRIBLOOD:
you been won take respect for granted huh?

Today na it end i swear

Shut up joor! Shey we don become mates abi?

Geoxpress:
Sir,you ignored me.......OR?

No, can't battle now

Na so Lime go dey yarn dust/ like conductors for Akpangbo/ with all those wack drops/ and ugly face like Obasanjo/
u come here dey form bad boy/ when ur mama na pastor!/
na Chinko fone he dey use, who dash the broke kid desktop/ For where I stand, this homo fit get up?/ nah!
coz when real yawa gas . . .he no go fit mess up!/
unto dough levels, while u dey hammer thousands/ I dey stack real pounds in/ for music, u still dey learn flow, but my rap na fountain/
so no compare ant to mountain/ coz my Aj soldiers fit kill u for Ashanti Barracks . . . if you pass ya boundary!
Hey, Whizzy! You dis akpere f-cker/ wetin u sabi for pidgin pass bread n butter?/
I sure say this fagg never waka/ boy, even though I never go Warri, I don taste Sapele water!

WARRIBLOOD:
thunder go strike you if you talk to me like dat again for your life...you dey craze?

You get luck say na NL we dey. I for come kidnap u for that small mud house wey u dey dey spoil people hair say na barb u dey barb. You dey mad, u no dey fear again abi? No let me send Ogun visit u this hot afternoon o

Reyginus:
I no gree jare. Na waffi(Delta), then other south-south states, before lag.

For where I dey yarn akwe/ Reyg, Mik and Whizzy still dey far away/ Last night, I nack Ada and Jane/ after I don debee for mama Ekaite/ na the badman way/ I dey make magas pay/ o boy, if u dull spirit. . .na snai and take!

Tell me how many things u understand for that bar. Make una chill, before this weekend I go drop real pidgin verse, even Warriblood go cut cap

Creativity-- 2 points - - Nil (as far as I'm concerned)

Punchlines- -3 - - Tie

Flow- - 1 point - - Iceskidd

Swag - - 3 points - - Obainojazz

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points - - Tie

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points - - Tie

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points - -Obainojazz

Vocabulary-- 2 points - -Tie


Mvgt - -Obainojazz

mikuz:
You no know where you dey o since na that free you dey use judge Ph pidgin. You don lost be that.

Ask anybody Lagos comes first in slang, then Waffi. Visit places like Ajegunle, Amukoko and Orile. Dem go use slang sell u, u no go know. Ph dey tap from us

Darkrebel pulled a no show. Guykhena, u can close this

Inkblood:
its been a while since i spat some frees/ but that dont mean i won’t whoop this niggas a$$ for free/ nigga ask of me/ I’m the baddest gee/ my clip sting you bi.tches in the face like a gang of bees/

you'll die of allergies/

plus each line i spit is lethal/ ya shi.t is see-through/ and imma prove ya skill is feeble/
my scheme is evil/ I’m the type to help a nigga feed his pride. . just so i can guillotine his ego!!/

il make you wish you was never born/ cos you come to the battle field with empty guns/ you wall-E. . I’m decepticon/
so tell me how the phock can golliath lose to a leprechaun?/

Post it here
https://www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank#3142708

cupidhero:
Kinda old in NL but new in this section. Is Krone the best here or is it 4kyouhard?

Neither. Drop a freestyle for us

mikuz:
Darkrebel is wack . . .

I'm the real ddopest on earth/ nothing from this weak hommie is worth/
Hes the type who begs for bread whenever I'm hosting a mirth/
. . so next time he says he 'rides a gravy train' . . Ill have his brains blown to a birthe!/

I don tire for English sef, I wan rap like this to show say I dey versatile/
I sure say this verse really dey versatile cos I pen the verse at isle/
If I no like ya rude brothers/ I go drive pass new corpers/
. . then reverse come back to set the 4 of them to fight with two mortars/
Niggas too dey critisize punches thats why I wan try infuse stunners/
To show say to go ham na childs like few toddlers/
I wan buy part of Lag add to Ph that's why I dey price Idumota/
I sure say Fashola go sell if I pass am palm wine and 2 dollars/
I call any chick wey pass, I no be 'Saraki' but niggas claim say I be 'Boo caller'/
Conji been hold me wella for school sotey I begin chyke my school mother/
If you dey broke I go tell anybody wey owe you cash to wait/
. . then tell am to go mmasturbate/ say I wan first attend mass to bathe/
See, I don grow pass to date/
I dey ready to marry the next chick I see wey rock black low waist/
For school I no dey ever carry first for class debate/
Once e don reach my turn to yarn, I go tell the jugdes to wait make I first flash my babe/
My girl call me to yarn say she don gain admission to Futo/
I just laugh come tell her say "I'm missing your foot o"/
She come be like " what kinda talk is that"?/
I yarn her say thats just the fact/ say Nepa bring light pops come say make I change face I come tell am say I "lost my mask"/
I toast one babe, I tell her say I was born in Europe plus I hail from Camelot/
So say make she give me her mail and digits cos I like her pass ma dog/
She come say her name na Gwen and she dey wireless that's why she like 'LANS alot'/
I don decide to dey give BJ to statements cos I no longer wan blow grammer/
One guy yarn say I no fit make am 'keep mum' I come vex kidnap en old father/
I go harder/
no rapper fit flow smarter/ so cower/ haha/

Nice, but Ph pidgin dey learn. Una no get slang at all

Open For Votes

Mikuz
Emaprince
Elymaxiimus
Guykhena
Loonat11kk
Krone

warlace:
no need bros...even though if i win... i aint gon qualify...i dash him as free pass

I know, but still drop ur verse abeg

Warriblood/Warlace, u get match with Limerick this evening o

Warriblood, wetin dey worry u na? e never do u? We dey here dey beg for u but u still dey prove stubborn. Take time o

Warriblood o KOW!!! I use God name beg u. Go post that verse wey u for post against Iceskidd please. I really need to read what u gotta say about Waffi

Emaprince:
Have mikuz seen this thread?...please is this a physical battle or which type?

https://www.nairaland.com/2043362/official-call-out#28858453

Buhhahaha!
Mikuz, your own don finish! Warriblood is ready to whoop u for downgrading him

Scratch!

Darkrebel:
what makes you think I will insult or reply thrash when if am mod...

see ..get this straight... am humble but am also proud..proud that am Michael.. ..proud like Ibrahimovich ..I respect others and walk shoulders high.... that's how I live ... its up to others to accept or ffuck out.... no one complains bout me here...
I mind my business and avoid the low life... and am a very good leader..at least that's what others say.. I rule with an iron fist(not tyranny)..but am no leader that acts like a weakling

You'd do better if delegated to defend ur group/community in debates/arguments or even fights. Let's say, if we have a match with Facebook emcees now, I'd be the first person to recommend you. That's ur call, bro, not to lead. Maybe as u grow older you'll understand what it takes to be a leader. Why do u think standard organisations don't allow bachelors to be managers? Coz they don't have the experience! Only married men are allowed! This is same reason I think Coogar is not even up to 27

Darkrebel, the ability to organise events is not all that's required in leadership. What about ur personal relationship with those under you. Do you know humility is a criterion too? Are u that humble to swallow or ignore insults? I don't think you are, and here I'm just being plain. That's why I liken you to Coogar. U both have similarities. You reply everything, return insults in doubles till ur opponents give up. Nah! You're very good in bringing those ideas that promote a group (don't forget I congratulated u on the "best lines" thread that hit the FP), but leading? Nah! You no follow at all

Darkrebel:
Kr0ne
.I blame you for this..

I was against you including laykorn or whatever he calls himself in our tourney cos he didn't start and isn't an emcee..

if you had listened, he won't have had such impetus to open his mouth to insult me when i don't even know he exists....

what's a king to a God..what's an ant to a boot?

I don't blame you though laykorn...its because its internet...try that against me personally and I swear you will be seriously dealt with ... I rest my case

Guy, e don do na. That Laykorn is not a troublemaker, that's why I allowed him. I don't know why u just can't get along with him. Let's squash this up please

fuckyouhard:
rookies? i killed kim kardashian aka mikus but his godfathers had to resurrect dead members to sway votes in his favor. i've killed every forktard that crossed my way too, except krone. ...

That's why you're my son

Darkrebel:
why don't you support that he should be removed?

what benefit are you gaining or what benefit is this section gaining?
are you happy with the stagnancy ?
tell me .. .

The truth is that Mikuz is good enough for this mod post, he just needs an assistance. And. I'm suggesting Guykhena, not you making u a mod here is like giving power to Coogar. Both of u are in NL's bad guys list. You quarrel a lot and have so many enemies as well as friends. And funny enough this section needs people like u to keep the spirits high. But that doesn't mean u would do well as mods, u both don't have the characteristics of good leadership

Darkrebel:
its no hate..its the truth..

airmark is no longer available...mik is not creative enough to make here fun, no topics created, no interesting talk and he hardly brings something new to the table except BAN as if he's receiving salary for it ....he even wanted to cancel King's tourney 2014 if not for intercessions and protests.

two new active people should be made Mods ..
and I nominate myself .... if I cant be mod again cos of work or school, I ll' step down instead of being inactive ....

who makes one Mod anyway?

the rest of y'all won't raise your voice now and demand for change..you will all act unconcerned.. you want here to die of boredom and bad management?

I don't support Mikuz should be removed but I support that Airmark be replaced. This place is too big for one person

ElymaxCray:
teddybiyasi, pls post the link to your match.
I saw limerick calling all the judges fools. Smh

No mind am. He think say na the regular battle be dis

Hehehe! though your rhymes were as wack as f-ck, I must say I enjoyed reading your lines. Both of you have good storytelling ability

Creativity-- 2 points - - Tie

Flow- - 1 point - - Giyazz

Imagery- - 2 points - - Tie

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points - -Tie

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points - -Tie

Punchlines - - Guykhena, wetin happen?

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points - -Heywhizzy

Vocabulary-- 2 points - -Giyazz

Mvgt --- Giyazz
This battle could go either ways or better end as a tie, though

Guys, vote on this please
Topic: ArtmosFEAR

Wellington
It's plagues n ruins that invades our news with blades n nukes to blaze our wounds..
The heavens dieing from man's pollution...
I strived for answers n found solution....
The air we once freely breathe turned toxic gases..
Man fuel up all this hazards..
Our fucking habits brought disasters..
Nature wages war on us..came brutal with forces...
For we've invaded her lands n loot her resources...
Buh look out the plot is... Graphed by our greed built in t foundation of hatred... Lays there... A must that we root out the grudges... Clouds of sorrows
The sky wails.. Doom is fast approaching..on an highway with the greens..
Plants crushed n perish,look wah man caused our dearest atmosphere...
We hoping on magic buh our greed has bankrupt tha fairies...with badlucks n perils...
So with poems,cool hymes n joyfull schemes..we hope the core be cleansed nd heaven gleams scares the devil's grin.. By carefull means, we've restored the atmosphere our dear turlips....
The virginity renewed..let's stick no dirt..her purity lives as she sips mo breath.. The ozone's stregthened by this our simple step...
Sky's made clear n full of lives .. The sun's smiles blazing thru tha skies...
Our dear one is back...atmosphere has risen.. And mama nature forgiven man's treason...!!!



Eclipse Praise
. . . 4 a while nw rumourz got y'all mind blured... & clouded wit dust... dah phoenix iz dead? Dafucq! Mehn I'0nt need Detergent here while i wash off dat fucking-Feelings-off/ u msnt c bible b4 u kw tz a Good News, u cn feel D breakthrouqh evn ryt 2ru ya home Like Am walking ceilings off/ nt ashamed to do dis, U cnt fuckin-c-me-blush!!! Nigg' am d Jesus here, y'all gatta be born-again/ am D kin as well, y'all gatta son-d-game/ we Welcm bk 4rm D celestial-home/ we neva dead, we only flexed our textual-bone/ nw we young&stronger/ here wud be more lively, as far as we gat Thor&Thunder/ nw we'v burn da Maestro's attitude yea no dickridinq cuz in oneness& peace we Leave/ if we gat peace, we gat Love.... & if we unite without ease, we gat fault.... Bt if dere is L0ve, am sure we gon mk it, please redeem!!




Miracle Mcdonald Synche Deadshotz

yoh!

It's i ~deadshotz in this~ . . . . ./the boss in here takinq ~headshotz with ease~ . . . . . ./ wait up niqq . .let me qive u a lil ~pep talk with freez~ . . . . . ./
~Stop ur heart beat~ as in SUSPEND YA PULSE KID . . . . . ./ ~crop ya large feet~ with my punches then cut ur shine short like i
EXTEND THE SOLSTICE . . . . ./
y'al should be scar'd of me . . As l0ng as am in here no BASTARD WIL REIQN . . . . Rantinq bou ur strap'd c4's n shiid. . .buh u're strap'd onli if it's in PLASTERZ YOU CAME. . . . . loses be acumulatinq . . . If we hear they win . . . . . It's prolly in the . . . .
MASTER LEAGUE GAME !
Am ~layinq the verze~ as i SLAY YA WITH TECHS . . . . ~Sprayinq em verbs~ n leavinq the STAKE IN YA CHESt . . . . . I'll be ~breakin ya necks~ so nobodi wil TAKE YA FOR VET. . . . . U've bin gay ur entire life. . . . .watch as i send ya . . . .
STRAIQHT TO YA DEATH !!
N0ne is greater than i . . . .rank shows ya MAYBE SEC0ND . . . .cos ma RAGING METHOD. . . . Gat me LAYING HEAD BLOCKS . . . Buildinq a reputati0n awta SLAYING MERE SLUTS . . . . . . . Am crackinq casettes in here . . . . So it's 0nly riqht. . . . . y'al say am . . . .
BREAKING REC0RDS
am a god in the makinq . . . . Dopeness remains ma MASCOT. . . . Am ozonu in here am takinq the LAST CUT. . . . . Watch as the pro BARZ DROP. . . . . . Breakinq heads with beer bottle . . . . . It's ryt to say am leavin y'al . . . . . .
STAR STRUCK
yoh am dope a lil mo, than the OTHER C0ULD BE. . . . .crackinq arms so ur BR0THER WOULD SEE. . . . . . . Then punch u into a c0ma with ur arms wide spread . . . .like it's a . . . . . .
QUATER TO THREE !!

I'm out joor!

fuckyouhard:
and this is the romance section, ain't it? it wud have been an abomination if she posted this in the religion section..........there's no nigga here...this place is full of poosies!

You can do without cussing, son. They don't even know you here
Where's Kachisbarbie na, The love of my life? My next rap verse will have her mentions, and maybe she could change her mind