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Open for votes

Mikuz
Guykhena
Elymaxiimus
Krone
Emaprince
Loonat11kk

Heywhizzy:
if everyone remove the fact that they are fan of any club nd watch dis guys closely. ..u will realize Messi is better by a very large margin

God bless you

I don't know why I hate Madrid and Chelsea. Is it because their fans are mainly made up of conductors, agberos, prostitutes and policemen?

007Bruce:
hehe oya give me free moi moi

Just drop ur verse when it's time

This boy is serious this time

Mvgt - - Fuckyouhard

Nice verse u got too, Jigsaw

teddybiyasi:
Messi 75 goals in 92 matches

Ronaldo 72 goals in 109 matches


just look at the different in fact tfu all real-maddick fan

And Ronaldo got more goals from penalty kicks. I mean Penaldo

Up Barca! Up Suarez!!

Joshuabase:
"Being Dope" is not the ability to pen dope bars,its the ability to recognise the wack bars you think of and refrain from spitting it.

Hope this helps some newbees

When you have the ability to pen "dope" bars it already means you have the ability to refrain from using generic lines

If this list is about netcees contribution to FFR, Jigsawkillah, Limerick, Ksslib and Darkrebel should top it

Topic: My NL Obsession

Instruction: Let your bars speak on the topic. Tell us why you're addicted to Nairaland

Criteria

Creativity-- 2 points

Flow- - 1 point

Imagery- - 2 points

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points

Vocabulary-- 2 points

Emotion

Rules (must be strictly adhered to)

- 8bars/16Lines...

- Deadline is Friday, 12th Dec, 2014. 9pm

- Verses should be posted by both contestants on
or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- No dissing of opponent

- No unnecessary comments

- Good luck!

coogar:
then you forget that each & everyone of us are in different phases in our lives.

some are working, some are studying & some are trading. the amount of time we get to pen bars differs. the priority also differs if you think about it. i love battling but trust me, there are other interesting hobbies at this time of the year. i am a seasoned FUT player & that takes my time a lot these days.

Between 27th of last month to now I've traveled to Onne in Ph 3 times for official assignment. Early this year, I was dropping nothing less than 4 verses per week. I had rebuttals with Airmark and Fyh before the NL deluge. I participated in the first King Of Poet tourney hosted by Evilchapterz and won the two battles I had. Another newbies tourney from Mikuz, but that didn't last long. I and Limerick had series of weekend verses here. Everything got washed away. Now, I hardly have time for myself. I'm a bachelor. Most of these guys ain't doing nothing. They still collect pocket money from their parents, so u can't compare me with them

007Bruce:
ok. i hope i get chanced

Try abeg

Gladyys:
Wit my wack lines,it'l kill d inspiration you have left.

Don't stop, just continue. U get better through practice . I go watch u next year myself

007Bruce:
krone, ain see no phuckin thread! am i suppose to drop tomorrow?

No, if the thread is created today u'll battle on Friday

Mikuz, abeg, Sosiqdude vs RapAcme
Elymaxiimus, wetin dey happen na. You no wan open thread for votes for Jigsawkillah vs Fyh battle? Guykhena, how many people remain now?

Iceskidd:
Was planning to drop räping elymaxiimus part 3 dis morning as a quick frees. But i pity the guy, na my boy. Na kr0ne be next target for ffr räping

I dey watch u

National ID don come, go...e no do una
Lagos State car plate number come en own...e no do una
Now na Tenant Identification card! Na wa for this APC and their useless innovations o

mikuz:
Abeg upload pics biko.

I second this

Emaprince:
I think warriblood have come clean.

In his last few posts,he apologized to mikuz and vowed never to cross that line again.he also expressed how he deeply missed this place..I can feel his pain now..the guy derives joy from here and he has a second familly here too..

I'm one of his numerous followers so I read his posts and on behalf of all the well behaved guys in this section,I beg Mikuz to forgive and unban warriblood..
Thanks!


And krone,anytime warriblood come back here,pls you guys must make him drop one poetic verse.we need that touch of humour and entertainment that comes with his writtens.

Lol! I miss the dude too. Guess I have a better understanding of his personality coz I've known him since our 2go days. His nickname then was DANGOTE and he spat trash pidgin rap, abused people but never bore grudges. On a serious note, he's somebody not to be taken too serious. That's his nature, he grew up in an environment where they use curse to greet. I have one Waffi friend, Ebimo. He called me last night and was like 'Dave..ediot, u still dey alive? Why u no call me since na? Ur papa die?...oh, I think say he don die o, as u no call since" then before he cut the call he said "I dey come, make I f-ck one mumu girl wey no dey gree my prick rest That's Waffi for u

Iceskidd:
Kr0ne says he likes sugar mommy, that nigga so 30 he's already a sugar daddy/
007bruce, ckushy, shadyslim, peterparkerr is the same person. They all eminem fans.
Lagunna claimed that he doesn't battle, but he bodybagged ochon with his olubukato account. He might even be ochon too.
Warriblood so riddick, he created 3 new accts harvey, hudsons and ehrigga. Instead of him to drop his k-o-poet verses with one of them accts. He insulted mikuz and all got banned. Now he a free 3pts
#NaJokeOOO

Heheheh!

Iceskidd:
Best wordplays this year.
NIck kill-nicki
solo more- solomon
ele du marry- eledumare
sleep pass- slipperz
had e das- addidas.

Hammer get done/ Armageddon!! Killer punch!

Iceskidd is known for dropping the shortest bars on FFR

Limerick is gradually spreading a new madness called 'I shock'

The space between Giyazz's teeth can fit in a trailer

Sosiqdude did the funny chorus in their Diamond bank track: "easy twansfa!"

Tysonnn disappeared a day before his brawl with Darkrebel

Ibime and Coogar have been fooling us for long, acting as rivals here but are always found chatting as friends in the sports section

Warriblood is the only textcee who had the guts to diss Seun after NL data loss

Yeyenatu was suspected to be same person as Iyabode and Shoefreak

....loading

Iceskidd:
+Teddybiyasi pulled four vickybashes in a row *wow*
+ Guykhena is a fan of marvel comics, i hate him for that
+darkrebel had the most battles, and lost the most battles in 6ix months
+Mikuz did the most ridick wordplay ever team mar ya. Team rokiatu nkor?
+youngdanaval sucked coogars d1ck so much that when coogar votes on a battle he quotes it and calls it his own
+teddybiyasi signed up for the king of poet and signed up for king of poet judges #riddick
+fuckprickhard was just showing stüpidity everywhere
+bruce didn't battle once this year or drop more than 5times on ffr, they call him a vet. #juju
+early this july jigsaw said giiyaz switched to tiyazman acct cus teddy beat him, but forgot that he switched frm dareezyn to jig after vicky beat him
#dats all

Hahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Shocking reality!

Both Fyh and Limerick are known to form hard guys on NL but they're both children of man/woman of God respectively, and are extremely quiet in their real life

Iceskidd:
guys dey even jealous us. There's one guy like that i took him like my hypeman. He was prasing me. Lolz til i came to hip-hop-1 in 2go. I had already joined nL, na those 2go dudes make me know say nl get rap battle section. But i neva battled once on 2go. I was your d1ckrider. LoLz

Ur username?

fuckyouhard:
kr0ne had to invite members of his wack phoenix to dickride against me in our brawl

Fyh has been mad at me since I exposed to the public how I f-cked his dirty girlfriend, Monica

Darkrebel:
I haven't change..and I would still be like this... and am not emotional....
you didn't talk about loonatic's dad did you? ..... delete the thing about my dad..... if I was the one that said that, you would ban me for two weeks..just erase the part of my dad ...

Guy, forget this talk abeg and let's have some healthy jokes. Too much biichting in our section already. Nairaland doesn't even know we exist

Ksslib has been walking the earth like Paul's missionary journey

Mikuz has gone rusty to the point he did a ridiculous team ma ya pun

Loonat11kk took up a Ghostaccount overnight

Wrongturn's village (Anambra) don't have electricity

Guykhena was seen yelling 'Team Curves' in support of Rokiatu

Fyh has been a silly, emotional kid after his loss to Mikuz

Limerick and Siddoggg were caught biting

make una talk una own

It was rumoured too that Emaprince has never been successful with women

Iceskidd:
lmao. If you see us that time ehn. We used to claim dopest niccurs ever

And funny enough many people go believe say una too much

Hahahaha! This gon been fun! Let it hit front page joor make we begin expose ourselves. Finer way to celebrate the last month of the year

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