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rozzay:
So u both r available sir? Can I have u two, we culd do a 3some.

Me alone na three in one and I ain't Catholic though

teddybiyasi:
you're my rabbi for rap sake so I know almost all about you

I go soon start rabbiying u in other things soon coz u still have a lot to learn. Shey all ur necessary assets don dey develop? Duro, mi n bo

SuperSauce:
she spy's on you..because of ya abs of steel..

No mind am, whether na she be the girl wey dey live next to my compound self

rozzay:
She s lying right sir?

Lol! I wonder how she gathers her own info. If Coogar and I are truly married then Teddy must have seen the real men hiding behind our boxers
Time don dey reach wey I go c/o and whoop that small girl silly. She no dey fear again

teddybiyasi:
coogar is a married man so as kr0ne & ibime


at least they've already gave birth to 1.5 dozens

And ur dating the 3 of us, or else how on earth could you have known!

acenazt:
I was Grading em on Lyrical Content. y'all know Nas n Jay z are Lyrical geniuses.

Lyrical What?!! Read the lyrics below from Rakim





[b]"How To Emcee"

Look what ya'll made me do

[Chorus:]
This is your koran or bible
To be a true emcee icon or idol
The contents you put in your songs are vital
Like training for the ufc you want a title
Slam thoughts on a canvas flip em and pin em metaphors and similes and synonyms in em
Spit heat around the town the more you get it heard till you spit at 2000 miles before it hit a curve
Then float your rhymes and your rap pages word play punch lines and catch phrases
Heat spots with players and ballers new game street talk straight off the corners new slang
I got heat for crowds for those that pursuit it
Spitters I show you flow till your vocals are through it
I m showing you freestyle just focus into it
If you a gee I'll show you how to cope when you do it

[Chorus]

Forever sick like catching aids is
In a class of greatness for magic phrases
My predicates last for pages every letter fit trend setter like fashion statements
When folks get a sign and a hope forever
I wrote some of the illest rhymes ever put to gether
Soon as I make em rappers take em analyze em for days and para phrase em
I'm back hip hoppers
I'm back to spit some documents
Raps hit the block it's a wrap it's the apocalypse
The hood give my rap flow names like nine eleven and crack cocaine
I hit the building it gets hotter in em
It's like birds most rappers don't know how to flip em
I got hip em get hop and show em how to spit em I bust a rhyme then I school em for for free I scholarship em
Chorur:song the competition know the deal your not ready now
Because your dealing with the R know how it's going down this is it kid your so sick with your skills your flow goes right in you can kill rap
It's hard since you can flip it isnt it bars it's infinite so ra deliver it far different
Hard lyric and part instruments start spitting the articulate ya'll rhythms get
Till every syllable you drop is pivotal
It's not original it's not as memorable
I'll lyrical till hes so popular they sick of you
Pandemic a threat level five it's critical
Kill em off with a word like euthanasia
Till it spread to the youth in asia
In the booth I'm major my music monumental I'm a mogul
You gonna make sence I'm gonna show you
You got to put the life in them lines make the hear sight to the make your flow tighter brighter design
So if the mic is your grind then biting s a crime especially if a ghost writers writing your rhymes.

[Chorus]

It don matter if I ain't on the page
You gonna tell me what you want
I give it to you the way you want it show you how to flow and how to rip any phrase you you want you just keep your eye on me I show you how to emcee
If it's wack ordinary displays you want tell what you want I give it to you the way you want show you how to flow and how to rip any stage you on I can show you how to emcee like I got a degree[/b]


Do u know what true lyricism is all about?

Canibus ft Rakim - I'll Bus Em, You Punish Em
(chorus deleted)

(Canibus)
Yo, yo...
Out on the battling tip my verbal lateral grip
Keeps my tongue glued to the A-Dat when I'm trackin' 'em swift
Let my spit lubricate the chap on my lips
And make you rappers have fits 'cause I'm back in the mix
Forget a pad and a pen, I write rhymes on an IBM
Ebonics is dead, the binary language is in
Canibus practices in a room wit a thousand candles lit
Meditating on this rapping shit
Because my freestyle reigns sovereign
Wit a deeper conscious than the prophet Muhammad was born wit
My brain cavity is enormous
My left hemisphere alone harnesses all of the 7 sharveous
While the right one harnesses darkness
The type of dark that makes a house haunted
The type of dark that people get lost in
The type of dark you fear when you're dead in your coffin
I hear you talkin' but I ignore it
Cause you garbage and your rhymes borin'
So keep standin' on the corner,
the thrash-man will collect you in the mornin'
Thug cats frontin'
Wacker than Blinky Blink
on the back of the wack-ass wagon babblin' about - nothin'
Now that real hood rats could get it on, black
Meet me at The Tunnel where pussy cats get robbed at
Rubber faced rappers get stretched like elastic claymation
characters with verbal vernaculars
Slappin' ya like a white water raft
or an Olympic kayak paddlin' across the - Niagara
Fake MCs haul ass like they runnin' track
Where ever Canibus or Rakim is at


(Rakim)
Be ready and at ya best
The celebrity match of death
Heart snatched through your chest, cardiac arrest
Crack your neck while I break your arms, catch your breath
Then I asked the ref, "how many cats is left?"
One on one, who challenging? Come get did
All I have is a pen and punish you kids
Abdomen punctured and look what I did to his wig
Wanna live then I stab 'em in the lung with his rib
Every word I say detach a vertebrae from your spine
Rematch wherever we meet at, any place anytime
Get your snot-box smashed with a 9
Smacked with a rhyme, push your forehead to the back of your mind
Try to explain what it's like seeing your brain
Your insane, soon to be ID'ed as remains
Then I reincarnate 'em and kill 'em again
Again and again, again and again


(Canibus):
Yo, yo….
The battle started with a grapple
He had real long hair so a grabbed a hand full
And chopped 'em in the Adams-apple
His partner in back of you tried to attack you
So I'ma twist 'em up like a pret-zel then I'ma tag you

(Rakim):
I'm on some stone cold shiit
Warn your whole click
Cartilage get blown until the whole bone split
Who wanna spit, bang quick, strangle 'em wit his lip He tried to flip
but I left his body danglin'


(Canibus):
You left 'em danglin'
I can't believe he wanna grapple again
I swung 'em around like I was dancing wit 'em
Put his arms in back of his head and snapped 'em again
Then I grabbed his limbs and put in the figure-"6 subtracted from 10"

(Rakim):
Seven birds, make 'em swerve 'til their vision is blurred
Turn cats that suped from superb to nerds
Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
And stick my dick in your ear and f_ck what you heard

acenazt:
Bros Rakim is no way the greatest rapper of all time. that should be lil Wayne. Rakim defined Flow and Rhyming and gave Hip Hop a new meaning but their are doper More lyrical rappers out there who will floor that man. Rakim isn't a Rapper he is an MC. and even in the class of MC's the likes Of Immortal Technique,Vinnie Paz,Dead Prez,Pharaoe Monch,Eminem,Nas,Jay Z,B.I.G,Tupac,Chino Xl,Cannibus,Copywright,J.Cole,Kendrick Lamar and the many other MC's I fail to mention will Basically floor him.

Differentiate between a rapper and an emcee

SuperSauce:
hope ya were not lost in mars when reading those bars sha..

No, it's better here than the FFR thread. We want to see only bars there

teddybiyasi:
not a HE my dear

What's the difference between u and any other male in this department? You've lost every trace of femininity in you. You left the amebo, literature, romance and all the toto threads on NL for this section. You battle men older than you, and I bet you can pee standing in ur jean trousers. Lastly, u deliberately refused to add the f to ur username. Don't blame Rozzay for calling u a HE.


Chief Judge

Gratefully, I'm the first to comment on this thread that has 100% right to hit the front page. Rakim Allah, as he's well known, is unarguably the god mc in the world of hip hop! This guy birthed the style most so-called top rated emcees are using today. His rhyme scheme is top notch! His flow is as easy as the air we breathe. Too bad he's so underrated, reason why the beat hounds flocking the mainstream may not know him. But I implore y'all to google and download Rakim's tracks and get the taste of what I call true lyricism. Thankfully, many a hip hop head have referenced him in their tracks as the grand master.
Below is one of his tracks I love to listen to anyfuckingtime!


[b]
UPLIFT

[1st verse]
Levantore!
Yeah, it's just ghetto, kid test the devil to hit the next level
Wish they was a rebel with cerebral metal
Inflex the bezzle with the peddle to the metal
In a thug's paradise where love have a price
So we love for life like thugs love the night
They sell drugs for ice for the Benz with bug lights
Some hug mics to the world, hung like parasites
The likes lethal, the mics lead you
A sneak preview, watch what we do and what the hood teach you
I still see through the eye of a needle
So I can watch people cause slug backwards is evil

[2nd verse]
Levantore!
Yo, what's this? Yo bust this. Yo it's time to up lift
They think all we do is bust clips and puff splifs
And plush whips and clutch chips and touch chicks
Flont rocks like Fort Knox and hog blocks
Taunt cops with more props and we want not
Panhandling with your mans and them
Scrambling, gambling, plans to win
While the cops clock em, thieves flock em
Women watch em, traders wanna top em
Ay yo what's the problem
Before the narcs knock em opposite playas plot to rob em
The ghetto got em, my man said it's rough at the bottom

[3rd verse]
Levantore!
Ghetto alert, let's do whatever work to get rid of the curse
We went from 1st to America's worst
On this competitive turf, now let's inherit the earth
There's more prize for one another, and call shots
12:00 til the next ball drop
All year around plus they shuffle non stop
You think it's rough at the bottom, it's even rougher on top
My peeps gonna have to reach and turn for me
And everybody's side of the street'll be celly
Ain't nothing funny, burn plenty and burn money
And earn money and watch the century turn 20

[4th verse]
Levantore!
We all should, from the woods to the big city and the small hood
Everybody should be welcome to the ball if we all could,
But we fall cause we brawl, yo it ain't all good
We need to play right, stay tight with ya air alight
Keep your game tight, no need to play trife
Get cheese from the daylight to the late night
And it's shouldn't take death to appreciate life
Before a lot parish, we got to cherish if Allah let us
Let's give prop and merits till the block flourish
In this metropolis, stay on top of this
You know what the prophet is, be prosperous

[5th verse]
Levantore!
Now we networking
Respect the next person, it'll be less hurting
Or left lurkin, while we kept our dreads working
Connect set for certain, total networking
Last chance to advance and stash grands
If you have plans to have fam and mad land
Own shine, condone crime or hold 9s
I know what the problem is, killing our own kind
To my flame throwers, train sober, remain soldiers
Stay sane so these pretty dames can hold us
Terror terrain rollers and Range Rovers so the train goers
Claim your fame, maintain, till your game's over

[6th verse]
Levantore!
Ghetto alert, let's do whatever work to get rid of the curse
We went from 1st to America's worst
On this competitive turf, now let's inherit the earth
There's more prize for one another, and call shots
12:00 til the next ball drop
All year around plus they shuffle non stop
You think it's rough at the bottom, it's even rougher on top
My peeps gonna have to reach and turn for me
And everybody's side of the street'll be celly
Ain't nothing funny, burn plenty and burn money
And earn money and watch the century turn 20
Levantore!
[/b]

Jigsaw started well with good flow, rhymes and punchlines in the first 6 bars! Then after that, I don't know what happened. He could have won this, honestly speaking but he lacked the consistency to edge out Elymax, who brought fire from the start to end. And that's why, I think for the first time, I won't vote based on criteria.
Elymax, inasmuch as I enjoyed ur verse, I don't like that jargon wordplay at all. The Babertov was sweet, hinting on Warriblood's expertise, but why 'Jah gone'? Forget say u dey fight to win the wordplay criteria, e no make sense to me at all
Enough said

Mvgt - Elymaxiimus!

Chief Judge

Guykhena:
Jennima

Pure rigging! Those judges are super biased. I'd even prefer that Vivly won

Gladyys:
Krone m so sorry for nt showing up....been busy lately n cldnt check my mention on time.

You're still getting a spank

Gladyys, Captainflash and Krayceejay...take ur corny bite and slap to the two line diss section. If you can't drop a verse create a thread for ur chit chats. Una dey spoil d0pe flows here!
Nice one, ThePrekky
Chief Judge

obainojazz:
I'm waiting for him..
my verse has been ready since Thursday ...
I dey road to anambra now
..network no too strong...
but if u fit halla him now..
we fit kick it on now..

I don't have his number

obainojazz:
OK sir
peace

So what about ur battle with Warriblood?

sosiqdude:
Wow...oga krone...that nice...I will partake in this

Of course, u should. Just post a pic of you holding a paper with "Mr Nairaland" written on it

Tushkid74:
Playing around with these bars and letters/
the flow a cask of ether/
These quarries ain' seen d hannibal in me,my skin mask a Lecter/
jungle justice,i mai suya the way i spit- roast the back of niggers/
turn fabrics into soot,guess that mark and spencer/
whip violin strings to whack a geezer/
so much violence,lets talk ladies/
need a bevy of jezebels,w/ em butt heavy/
am hugh hefner,errol flynn maybe/
they'll fellate out the monster inside of my head while am bumping slim shady/
my BBC broadcasts love with ery inch grating/
been neck deep into sin lately/
eating out geishas on a ferry in tokyo,the uninitiated be thinkin its sardine/
bars of boredom,am jxt saying/

Nice one

Idowuogbo:


Ntoiiiiiiiiiii

If no be say today na Sunday wetin I for do u eh

I nominate Obainojazz, Lagunna and Sosiqdude

Lagunna, why u no contest?
I promise Rozzay or any of ur candidates for next Miss/Mr NL for next year a clear victory. If I had known in time I'd have gathered my army. Some of them will be punished though for not answering my call. Was so disappointed but no wahala sha. There's still tomorrow

How do count this shhit? Pure nonsense! Phoenix members alone were more than 30, not to mention niggas from the rap section. Vivly self get more votes pass the Jeminna abi wetin. Na wa for una o
Next time name the voters, all this one na rigging

Darkrebel:
Kr0ne ...I got some others to vote. .
but i swear the contestants aren't that tight.
if my girlfriend was on it....I swear she will win hands down without even lobbying for votes... even elymax will be drooling

Last year's competition was tighter than this joor. I supported Rozzay coz of her personality though

Geoxpress:
I vote Rozzay!

You don try, at last

Geoxpress, Teddybiyasi, Techtonic, Gladyys

Sungwritter:
Never knew abt this tho..

Bt I vote rozzay tho..

She's just amazing..

Tnx. Tell Geoxpress say im don try o

Sungwritter!

AlfaAce:
i v0te Rozzay!!

oga Kr0ne

Where's Geoxpress?? Since morning!

kingphilip:
at the first page of this thread it was said there should not b any form of campaign or soliciting for votes

You no see people wey dey quote viewers?

Kiddablingzz, 007bruce, Illness, Elymaxiimus, Teddybiyasi, Geoxpress (if I catch u)..PLEASE VOTE ROZZAY

Darkrebel:
I vote Rozzay



..kr0ne

Thank u. Still help me tell those ur friends abeg thanks

Limerick:
yep na iyana ipaja side. Those conductors no wan gree me hear word. Btw, who is klaus? U mean karculauz?

Yes na, and the rest. Make we help Lagunna and the beautiful Rozzay abeg