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coogar:
dizaster copies eminem now.
all those rapping off-rhythm is eminem's style. eminem would smoke dizaster & his middle eastern cousins. after seeing joe budden's effort against hollow da don, i think eminem would punch the fück out of any battle rapper out there.

Lmao! Coogar, we're talking of LIVE BATTLE RAP! I know you'd wanna remind me of the 97 rap olympics in which Em participated, but that was then. He was at his peak then, and luckily for him he was noticed by Dre, who gave a deal. He didn't even win, Otherwise whooped him

coogar:
see - this is why battle rap is difficult & should even pay more than industry rappers. it's one thing to write a dopë verse, it's another thing to get on stage & deliver what you have written.

canibus was not prepared for that battle & i think he underestimated the task at hand. they did unlimited rounds - industry rappers cannot cope with that and this is why i think cassidy would lose too in december.

they cannot cope with this new style of battling....

Lol! They cant. Cassidy sure will lose. I believe he accepted the deal for the dough, though. He's as sluggish as Kiss on the mic. Even Eminem, with his typewriter speed can't face Dizaster in battle rap

coogar:
he forgot his writtens.
he had an accident - he shouldn't have honoured the ish but they paid him $15k so he had to go.

there was a cast on his hand & a wound on his head.....he didn't prepare at all & he should never have agreed to the new acapella way of battling. just because he didn't want to lose - he brought out a notepad(abomination)

I was ashamed that very day! The guy disgraced me, being one of his die-hard fans. He was slow, seemed unprepared and forgetful. The notepad ish was the worst of all. I just couldn't rest after watching that match. He's not the Ripper I used to know. And I still don't believe he stands any chance to counter Dizaster in a freestyle brawl

After Canibus got disgraced in KOTD I stopped watching the shows. I don't even know any of these guys u mention

I vote Rozzay!

Kachisbarbie:
[size=15pt]Sorry Sir
But yo' vote is invalid.
Registered - Oct 31,2014
Thanks[/size]

Why? Do u want me to show u his Fb id? Same name?

Atikubi:
Krone?

Yes, darling, I'm here. Just vote Rozzay

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Guykhena:
Niggas and Niggis
Do Add ROKIATU to your votes,Support the course...

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Guykhena, that babe shape dey remind me of River Niger bridge

Ksslib:
Almost everyone has voted, so this no be vote swaying.

Krone, you perhaps got my opener wrong. What does the fact that ezeala means King of Land in igbo has to do with wordplaying the name? Iam not an igbo guy for one, so should i go about looking for igbo translations to wordplay something which its point of focus in the first place has to do with English?

Cos eze halla was also played with amaze a father--- cuz you halla when something amazes you thats why I kept it in quotes. I dont get the King of Land in igbo angle sha. Iam not in anyway saying you should have given me the opener cos we all have what appeals to our eyes but your explanation on why it was a flop prompted this.

And the antenna line too. You got my MAIN point wrong. No be everytime antenna dey clear thats why we twist it in the first. So that doesnt mean everything placed on antenna automatically becomes clear. The last line you faulted was to paint a vivid picture esp since most of us don at a certain point use am take search signal before.

I could have pointed where you got it wrong but I go leave am like that cos I feel awkward explaining my lines.. .. Thanks for the compliment though .

I understand ur point. If u were Ibo u wouldn't use that pun at all. Eze is king, not father. And eze halla is too forced to rhyme with eze ala, which means king of the land.
As for the antenna line, u killed it when u said something like 'use his eye socket as antenna, then twist his . . . so I can see clear.' The eye there spoiled the punch, and u even highlighted it. So you made it sound like u were to see through Mikuz's eyes. Haba, check am again na. I really enjoyed ur verse, I swear, but it's like ur always in a hurry to land ur punch without properly building up ur bars. But I must confess, you've tremendously improved overtime

fuckyouhard:
i wish not to......y'all a bunch of haters and politicians. see what ur doin to ksslib

Stop spewing gums! Wetin dem do am? Abeg, no carry that kind talk come here again

Meanwhile, Lagunna, I can't drop a word in that thread yet. It's like I'm restricted

E get one girl wey I no gbadun her bbreasts among those contestants at all

Iceskidd:
lime was caught biting

Yes, but why Twista of all people? He's not supposed to join them coz we're all in Phoenix. Wey him suppose to dey cover am naim come dey add fire? I'll talk to him soon

teddybiyasi:
Jesus why this false accusations seriously I gat nothing called feelings for coogar nor kr0ne

Neither do I have feelings for underaged girls. I prefer mature ladies and sugar mummies

Darkrebel:
Kr0ne will you be free this week... ... let's have our rematch ... to light up this boredom ...please tell me if you will be chanced...

I can't tell for now. But if I will, I'd inform u in time

Iceskidd:
@ Kr0ne is twista tobitchyna a member of phoenix order? If yes then why is he trolling lime in RG? Na wa

Twista trolling Limerick? For what?!!

[size=30pt]The Chief Judge's Verdict[/size]

Opener - - Tie (Ksslib should have won this but he flopped on that wordplay ezeala which in my dialect means King of the Land . You may call this an error on my part if it wasn't a wordplay)

Rhymes - - - Mikuz (he took this)

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points- - -Mikuz (almost in all his bars: Lupita/Cena/Ultimate Pro/Burnley keeper/Aragones etc. Ksslib had some too)

Punchlines - 3 points - - - Tie (Ksslib again is supposed to win this but some of his set ups are bad. For instance, cos e go 'clear for im eye'... soon i hang miks 'sockets on antenna'... then twist he neck till [b]i 'see better signal'/ !![/b] after using his sockets on antenna, u still wanna see better signal? That's the fault, bro! U don remove im eyes finish, twist im neck, and still wan see better signal with Mik's own eyes? )

Personals - 2 points - - - - Tie (Fyh is at the centre here. Khimwhyte issue is supposed to be generic by now but I like the idea of Nipost Ksslib used, and then Mikuz dissed him on the Washing thing pun)

Flow - 1 point - - - - Ksslib (I was surprised how he managed to flow freely)

Wordplays - 2 - - - - Tie Mikuz Barnstorming/Heaton/Hair...rabbits have hair, and it plays with hare! Ksslib: I like that Kedu wordplay/ Mnet and neutron. But aud in ma/odimma doesn't work it. Lure too doesn't rhyme with law. Maid and Ah tore mik have been used here too. I must say I love the ideas u pack together though


Closer - 1 point - - - Tie (Ksslib hit with a direct punch and Mikuz used a personal)

Mvgt - - Mikuz

This win is very slight. Ksslib is becoming dangerous by the day. He should work more on his build ups

coogar:
when did she say this?
you see why it's true you guys live together as hubby & wifey?

But most times she's like 'NL is boring now...Coogar is not around'. So tell me what that means

ELYMAXiimus:
i recon with you...... This has happened before...
Khimwhyte mikuz nd sleakid....

Now teddybiyasi, kr0ne nd coogar...

Smh! It's like u guys want me to go raw, spit things out blunt. Na rap section we dey o

Darkrebel:
full summary coming up.. ...

don't miss 7:00pm nairaland news.... courtesy of our very own sherlock Holmes....

E don do abeg. Free the guy

coogar:
everyone claims to have seen her pictures but you can post them......none of you have the balls like those castrated men in the oba of benin's palace.

She said she would send her pics to u via g abi email

Darkrebel:
not just him..
you too ....

You won't believe if I tell u that nothing goes between us outside this bracket. Na Coogar the girl love

No blue film intended, but that Sylva girl bbreasts don fall finish

ELYMAXiimus:
nd vise versa.. ...... Smh

And vice-versa, exactly

papiforreal:
This is not stealing bro. It is miscellenuor or kinda overhead cost that might be incurred during registration.
Lol.. Are you telling you aint guilty of this shiit. When your school said skul fees is 10k, you told ur parent exact amount?

I was always a good boy. No stealing by trick

papiforreal:
cursing my self? Are you kidding me? How many average Naija university student worth 50k in their bank account. I get 5k weekly from parent weekly and i normally finish that shit before even the week run down. The only time my account get so meweight is during registration period,where i add some money on top school fees and accomodation fees. So tell me, how would i worth 50k?

Meaning you steal from ur parents by trick? You should be spanked for being a bad boy

coogar:
be deceiving yourself....
you think i haven't gathered the information that teddy stays in your house as your partner?

I've never set my eyes on her, though I've seen her pictures. I'm a rough guy in BEDmington and Teddy can't withstand thrusts from my John Paul. That's why I go for older girls, if possible, sugar mummies

Teddy is madly in love with Coogar. I'm the only one that knows. If Coogar doesn't show up u won't see her here

debdave:
...yes sir. But how much u go pay?

We go discuss that one on top bed

Debdave, Teddybiyasi, report here and vote for Rozzay now

Deadshotz:
krone

Vote for Rossay. Simple instruction!

Yeyenatu, how many threads dem open for the votes? I don already vote na