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 Rap Battles › Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ First Round] : Limerick Vs Ksslib ~ * + * by kr0ne(m): 2:21pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Limerick:Ok then, Mikuz please tag more voters, thanks. I don't like the way some people yarn at times. How dare Loonat11k come out of nowhere and start talking shiit about newbies and all? Abeg, make una dey know how to talk to people o. No be say because we dey here make us equal |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 1:18pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Am closing down this queer/ .. . . .if only he knew me/ . . . .he should have been cloning a newbie/ . . . . cos I punched him blank and. . . . and don't see this c*nt reacting . . . . if he was rehearsing a nollywood movie!!!/*country acting*  cunnts reacting |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 1:07pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
My Top Ten Funniest Punchlines 1. He tried casting demons/ but he ain’t 'P Square'. . . .so they left the pastor bleeding/ chanting “Peter we know, Paul we know. . . but who are you?”. . .as they slapped and beat him!!/ 2. Bis is an idol/ This nigga’s a hyped fool/ A gentle wind to a typhoon!/ I’m Magneto. . .so when he spit from his rifle/ . . I'll leave his bullets 'suspended in thin air'. . . like 'misbehaving witches in flight school'!!/ 3 •The way i shoot off rhymes/....I'll make your newborn cry/How're you a math guru & you don't watch your figure ...Is this food or die...?/Yet you continue to eat few more fries/Your huge circumference should be blamed ........on too much pie 4 I've been to wars/ . . where my vocal strength aided me to win a brawl/ His voice barely yield dividends . musicians in southeast asia can tell that the 'singer poor'/ 5 One, TWO, BUCKLE MA SHOE/ and here come my GOONS RUNNING YA HOOD/ you alone and helpless. DUDE, WHATCHU GON DO?/ would he STOOP, CALL IT A TRUCE?'/ or would the FOOL SUMMON HIS CREW?/ .... "TEAMCURVES!!" he might bark. But tha wud only put him in a bad shape to LOSE ...RO-KI-A-TU!/ 6 too much personals yet they lackin the strong points/ u foolishly wasted ur whole time studyin lime like a beetch plannin abortion!!!// 7 jason's home was raided by shekau as at two weeks/ after the girls were kidnapped and abused with/ he's mom's womanliness was detached from her pubic/ . . . shek took it so while we scream #bringbackourgirls . . . Jason screams bringbackourpussy! 8 I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ This nigga so black, it hurts!/ And God said let there be light. . . the sun replied. . . “wait, before I shine on Blaq. . . I need to practice first!!” 9 Aii listen... U boutta be engaged in this MARRIAGE OF BARS/. . .this bar is simply FOUNDATION CLASS/ . . .1st Question is How u wanna Take me?? With such OUTRAGIOUS TRASH??/ "The goof Ran when i 'Brang' him the ether" ^^ Dats English From a GRADUATE OF MATHS!!/ 10 He ain't specially skilled/to crack lines I sequentially spill/if he is . . I will eventually kill/ Cos he will never be 'sick'. . .except for the known fact that 'lunatics are mentally ill'!!/ List may continue though 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 12:39pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
like hell, am actively blazin/ my rap tactics amazin'/ i'll conquer this kid with systematic invasions / so if he's up to somethin . . .the FYH factor is to bring him down to nothin . . . FYH = bruce = 0(007) = 0 like mathmatics equations!! // Fyh Voters know I ball . . . with rhymes lacking bloomers/ Prekks only one of ma consumers/ . . . So If he ever balled, it must be a factual rumour/ Cos his rhymes is a comic relief . . . Aqueous humor!/ Mikuz Voters know I ball . . . with rhymes lacking bloomers/ Prekks only one of ma consumers/ . . . So If he ever balled, it must be a factual rumour/ Cos his rhymes is a comic relief . . . Aqueous humor!/ ThePrekky •I brought 10 psycho-killers from Herzegovina/Your girl won't be spared... I'd let hollows in her.....while she's reading an encyclopaedia/then have the news wrapped around her head like Ken Saro Wiwa/ Coogar If yawa dey. . . I burn a boy. . . and end his race/ My Desert Eagle or Mack 10 displays/ on this mental case/ In other words. . . I'll shoot either the 'Mack or D'. . . then bury him. . . in Benue State!!!/ Ibime |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 12:20pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Normal way Warri people chat. They curse and then ask |
| Rap Battles › Re: Is Rakim The Greatest Rapper Of All Time? by kr0ne(m): 8:08am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Djicemob:He sounds like Barney and Children |
| Rap Battles › Re: |«« CLASH_OF_THE_KNIGHTS| Gottoboy Vs Sosiqdude|»»| by kr0ne(m): 8:07am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Gottoboy gets my vote! Better setup, punches and choice of words |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 1:47am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Lagunna:Ban or apologise? you can't ban Warriblood o when the guy mean u, it's either u avoid him or u support him. You no see say even Bis tire for am come begin follow am dey sneeze? 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 1:43am On Nov 15, 2014 |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 1:28am On Nov 15, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:There's still a lot of time. Don't worry about the thread, it must come provided ur both serious about the ish 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 11:50pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:I'd say we tag textcee who also do audio rap, namely, Krizz, Ibime, Giyazz, Ojoawo, Fuckyouhard, Youngdanaval and Illscripts 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ First Round] : Limerick Vs Ksslib ~ * + * by kr0ne(m): 11:42pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
coogar:Guy, u sound like ur supporting Limerick why tell him how to write his bars? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 11:38pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:You guys are derailing the thread! Drop quotable punches. Do your c/o in the chat room |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ First Round] : Limerick Vs Ksslib ~ * + * by kr0ne(m): 11:35pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Limerick:She voted for u |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ First Round] : Limerick Vs Ksslib ~ * + * by kr0ne(m): 11:29pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
2 - 2 then. Limerick and Ksslib, prepare for rematch on Monday! Chief Judge! |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 11:26pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Warriblood, I swear, I like u! You're proud of ur barbing expertise. That's cooooool!!! KOW!!  1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 11:23pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 10:47pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
JigsawKillah:Right from the very time I started using BlackBerry I've always hated that yeye font |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:45pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:That's horror with a hint of comedy |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:28pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:Lol! Eerie! I'll take my time and dig the archives, coz I'd love to post humorous lines here |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:26pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:I know, it's your style. But I enjoy comedy a lot, anything that can make me laugh |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:18pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
LooNat11kk:Lmao! I've not seen this line o |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:16pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:Yeah, it's not just about the punch, it's the comic effect. I tried imagining Prekky attempting to cast demons and how the demons rebuked him instead, quoting from the scripture. The same with Wrongturn's opener. I envisioned Guykhena campaigning for Rok#atu and yelling 'Teamcurves!' and finally lost |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:12pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran: |
| Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:01pm On Nov 14, 2014*. Modified: 7:47pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Ibime: He tried casting demons/ but he ain’t 'P Square'. . . .so they left the pastor bleeding/ chanting “Peter we know, Paul we know. . . but who are you?”. . .as they slapped and beat him!!/ I don't like to remember this line any time I'm on steering. E don make me jam police car before for CMS. It's a perfect direct shot the opponent whose name starts with P and he's almost like a pastor too 8 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by kr0ne(m): 9:14pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Shaking my big head!  |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 8:40pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Guykhena:Yeah, must be |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 8:39pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Sosiq wan kpai person sha |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 8:02pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Lmao! Dem don ban Aromo |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 7:33pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Sosiq and Gottoboy, God forbid!! You've been yapping about ur brawl for over 2 weeks now and you're still preparing? |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 7:20pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Darkrebel:Yeah, he agreed to battle u after the tourney. You can still use it |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 7:15pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Guykhena:Yeah, I do internal rhymes but always make sure the end lines rhyme too. As for the replacement, I can't tell if he's serious about leaving or not. All I'm saying is, it's better u continue than for us to allow Geo take his place |
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