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Guykhena:
Only if you could see the punches I substituted( religious folks wouldn't have liked it )...
Ironically ,I did a punch with his grandma( but when he made mention of her passing away,I had to substitute it, I'm patriotic )...
Was expecting my verse to be see dimmed,glad the hardcore feeling was gone..

Lol! I would use it and apologise later. Na battle abeg, no dey pity ur opponent. Afterall, most things we say ain't true, but we say them to win points. You watch KOTD, don't u?

Guykhena:

I saw ya "Head' getting close to the Ceiling of apex,that's why I became a Fan /.




lol bcus I didn't write in caps?
In each bar I tried extending each syllable..
Like my opener,was solely focused on the build-up of multies not that exact on the punch,peeps didn't pick that....

Not the caps, u were not doing multies. But your punchlines are wicked! I support that u continue the race if this guy doesn't show up next time. That Geo replacing him is not possible

Elymax, I dey listen to Phyno o, plus wetin Warriblood talk about 9ja ingredient
O boy! I can't believe I penned that

ELYMAXiimus:
lmfao...... Mazi krone naa rap, ndi girls ne tegu... Ne shake ife ah...

I swear, I no know wetin enter my head today

Otu, nnoo! Amu n'ekele!/ my 'Benjamin' is steel... akpuruegede!/ mu na ije umunwayi...Adure egbuem e!/
the last biitch I f-cked, Adaugo Ebele/ returning from farm, o bu akwu na ekete/
adoriem the babe like agu to ebule/ she say I be horse, but she no know say I dey chop akpu na egede!

. . .but when I met Bose, nwa ofe mmanu/ I cherished her and thought o bu onye'm g'alu/ her bobby make sense, plus ife onwe n'azu/
baby, am better than ya boyflendu..o bu obele azu/ but am 'spoilt' big fish, Krone n'eme aru!

. . .so I begin play her ringtone, I love u to the bones, iwo ni, o set/ I thank God for you.. Oluwa ni mo she/
I get my own crib, plus my dough big, we no need hotel/ girl, I need this nyash go with me, lass, and u fit relax, u go ease yourself/
but... You no need part two, coz this biitch na doom, the same girl I told 'iwo ni mofe/ ya biara tariem... ka anu n'ime ofe!

no wahala sha, hakuna matata, biitches must eat dust ... okwa tata, ndi akuna ga ata aja!

but still, akajaram akaja
that's a lesson to mind, I'm reminiscent/ so I don't need regrets/ now every target I hit, I'm barely miss it/
doubt me? Tell Warriblood to send me Bridget/ make I show her the Naija ingredient!

ehen, Naija ingredient!/
that time umu ada n'agba oto, no viagra but amu n'akwu oto/ then white men came to abuse ya culture/
say Chinedu na monkey, Abu na vulture/ hence hunting us down, anyi buru anu n'agba oso/ we must revenge, but first, allow Krone to reign...hapu ya ko chuo!

. . .Ok, last year, anobataram ije/ bia fu nna nna'm n'igbe/ just imagine, who can stand this pain?/
if you say I no go sit, rachakwam ike/ I call on God, Chukwunna bilie!/ enemies can't best me, I need ya 'blessing', so they can brag in vain/ mana inye kwam Ngozi, m tubakwa y'ime!

If you no understand, sorry

After reading both verses several times, here is my verdict:

Opener: Limerick (the Kedu personal did it)

Rhymes: Ksslib (Limerick had some long multies but not all really rhymed. Meanwhile, Ksslib was more careful)

Simile: Tie (I can't begin recalling them)

Punchlines: Limerick (Ksslib was more aggressive though, but Limerick was funnier. Just my opinion sha. That story for the gods line was hilarious)

Personals: Ksslib (quoting Limerick asking who Klaus is and the biting scandal)

Flow: Ksslib (more direct and easier to follow. Whoever asked Limerick to confuse his readers!)

Wordplay: Limerick ( Ksslib has some nice wordies too but Limerick packed more! Though some are forced. Like 'a nurse' doesn't really rhyme with anus')

Closer: Ksslib ( a deafening punch! Limerick's part was more like self hype)

So based on the criteria

Ksslib - 7 6 - Limerick

Mvgt - - -Ksslib!

WARRIBLOOD:
give me THE link of Flow for rank

https://www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank

Oya, I'm waiting. Make sure it's inspiring

WARRIBLOOD:
guy wetin happen ya done tire..

Oya, go show us example of 9ja ingredients with a freestyle. I might be motivated

coogar:
i'm still alive....
i have done the wrongturn vs khena battle with a lengthy verdict & how i arrived at it. which other battle needs verds?

Limerick vs Ksslib

Opener - Wrongturn (that Rokiatu personal did it. I remember Guykhena yelling 'teamcurves' too. Lol )

Rhymes - Wrongturn (I hate the way he kept capping them though)

Similes/ Metaphors - Tie

Punchlines - Guykhena (that fan line is epic! I also like the mirror line from Wrong also)

Personals - Wrongturn (Aside the Rokiatu part, he mentioned Guykhena's loss to Saw, his poetry, customized text, the time he spent on NL. I checked and it was correct)

Flow - Tie

Wordplays - Tie (though, Guykhena, hijab is pronounced hee jab not high jab and the arthritis is forced, sonned and mothered are outplayed. So it's ur Celtic, bipolar, livestock, dis picses wordies against his disguise, fungi, shikena and Gladyys)

Closer - Wrongturn (for the fact he used a direct shot)

Mvgt - - Wrongturn

Meanwhile, if he doesn't show up in the next battles like he said let Guykhena continue. Geoxpress jumping in na wayo to me

Chief Judge!

Chai! Warriblood don yarn one correct thing just now!
Any battle verse henceforth must contain some elements of "9ja ingredients"

Signed: Chief Judge!

Iceskidd:
In piers morgan's voice "shall I say that this tourney is a total failure, the limerick and ksslib battle has been there without verds for almost 3 days and other battles are being held. Teddybiyasi who isn't d0pe enough to be a judge in the kings tourney skipped the lime and slib battle to vote in the khena and wrong battle. Kr0ne who claims chief judge can chat here and in that rakim thread but skips voting. Smfh" that said I don't give a flying Bleep about the tourney anymore.

I'm suspecting Coogar and Ibime are holding a secret meeting somewhere; otherwise, how can both be missing for 3 days now? And u can't place me above them, Chief Judge or not. I think we need more judges here. You can't just close a thread based on two people's vote. I'll wait till 5 and if both fail to show I'll drop my verd

ELYMAXiimus:
eminem is by far better than this rakim y'all hailing....

Cos he started before em doesnt make him better... Rakim is oldskul... The game's changed nd improved........

Y'all gotta get things straight! Becos someone started something doesnt mean he/she will forever be the best....
Eminem came in nd silenced them all!!!
It's not how far, it's how well!!!

Screw mainstream! Em's lyrics nd rakim's are no where close to be compared at all!

I've been studying both emcees for the past few days.... Rakim is good but em is far better!!!

Na there u lie! Try removing sentiments while reading their lyrics. Start with the one Djicebomb posted. Rakim rhymed everything!!

Illness, you always have good ideas in ur lines. That's one thing I admire in ur written. But, bro, sincerely speaking, u seriously need to work on your rhymes. It's like u don't really care about this criteria so long as you're able to pass your message across. You have some good personals, punches and wordplay. I like that tuberculosis pun. I've seen people play it a lot of time but not in this way.
Darkrebel brought the heat from the start to the end of his verse, although he has one bar addition. His aggression and use of words are amazing! The Anthony Edward (Tony Stark in Iron Man) is my favorite bar

And if ill tops school....
As the chap with sleek grades/ I ll' brand him ''Tony'' ...then slash the cheap fake/
or let 'Iron Man" beams....boomerang the cheese cake/
Till the Semester's done...then i make ill graduate.....As a ''Stark'' illiterate!! /

Mvgt - - -Darkrebel

SuperSauce:
Oga Krone Aka Chief Juj Of The gods..Biko Boss Use Style Take Ans My Question..Whats Comes Frist In Writing A Bar..For You Oh?..And What Comes Last Too?

Topic, idea. Wetin enter ur mind before u begin pen down words. Whatever it is, u do ur best in trying to pull ideas together. The more u write, the more ideas keeping popping up. Method of delivery, rhymes and choice of puns and wordplay come later

Now everybody would like to cum online

rozzay:
Kr0ne sir ova 2 u. Do u want 3some hun.

I likey it. But I need to see what's hiding inside those skirts first. Make I no go commit homogloboetc

ggrin:
fantasies ko cokasies ni
Lemme put on ma panties
Gon rock the parties
Fvck all naija parties
Put on ma bagies
Twerks out to paris

At least u can do two-syllabic rhymes. U got the idea. What's ur BlackBerry numero? U deserve private tutorial

Xenga is too spoilt to be a girl. I'm still judging her true sex. Somebody please help me lift her skirt

Darkrebel:
rozzay ...please help us draw females here..to this section... ...

E no go work o! Una wan turn here to toto section abi? Better teach them how to rap before they join

WARRIBLOOD:
Wet Toto seems easy to dig why..prefer d tight ones no space to breath

Dem don swear for you abi?

WARRIBLOOD:
glimpse as in where...hole or boobx

You too spoil! Can't u think it straight for once?

rozzay:
Like for real! She was here peeping? Hello everyone. Who s home!

Yes o, I caught a glimpse of her just before she disappeared

temigracie:
Lol

That's truth

I peeped actually...


How are you doing?

I'm good, hope ur contesting again next year

Temigracie, sweetestheart! I see u peeping at me

Darkrebel:
lol am invincible. ....

Even in ur own hood, niggas there might be my followers

Wrongturn:
somn happened to my facebook, krone. Guykhena, mikuz and the rest am so sorry. I lost ma grandmom 2 days ago and av been busy since running errands. Am the only son and the last born, the rest don marry she died in our home and We will be traveling to the villa this Saturday. I won't do no show, i'll script somethn quickly and drop this evening. If I lose we'll battle another day, guykhena. But if I win let geoxpress take over

Na now ur grand mama dey die? Smh, my own don die tay tay! Better face ur tourney urself, no substitution

Darkrebel:
lol ... if you coming to my school...holla at me....
so I can see you and finally get to punch you in the face...next will be Kr0ne

From the gate to the Art section, that theatre hall, I have niggas following my tread. One call and ur a goner

Guykhena:
Kr0ne how far,abeg try get in touch with wrongturn ,
The dude just do mi6

I no see the guy for Fb again, something must be wrong

ELYMAXiimus:

what did he play it with?

Chai! Elymax no sabi dig d0pe lines self. He said "no disrespect to Fyh" (I call Fyh my son, here too Obaino is KOW's son). So first thing he'd say next morning is "Papa Miguon". Obaino go greet am in native dialect
Ok, Jigsawkillah, I thought they were all the same

ELYMAXiimus:
weytin be papa miguon?

It's an Isoko greeting. KOW did a wordplay with his dialect. How many niggas here can do that?

tysonnn:
Theres a tourney going on.... Mikuz i want in ...... I'm rusty...

Hope u no go run again? See how long Darkrebel kept u out of this site
You're expected to table ur excuses and apologise as well

Chief Judge