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c0llynz02: Nigerians stop killing yourselves over nothing, she was going to South Africa when she said that. Let the South Africans cry over it.
If she was on her way to Nigeria before that tweet, they would probably be laughing at us.

She was going to South Africa, but she said "Going to Africa" and Nigeria is part of Africa.If she knew she was going to South africa, why did the F.O.O.L say Africa?

What an ignorant I.M.B.E.C.I.L.E

[quote author=Big.game] I would like to know how he ascertained such information, are they based on empirical knowledge.
Lastly how do they fly? Abi dem dey use jetpack? [/quote]Fly ke, Where are they flying to?

The bible does not forbid alcohol.The only sin is to get drunk with alcohol.

Thank God for private universities in Nigeria.

In a match like this where raja is the underdog, there should have adopted a defensive formation(maybe 10-0-1), try and force the game into extra time, and pray that they are lucky.

I have mad respect for Cristiano but the Brazilian Ronaldo is a legend.

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I need more replies before i will say the answer.

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maishot: Seriously,
The world cup is bigger than the champions league.


But I prefer the champions league, why?
1) It has more suspense than d world cup.
2) It covers a wider range of players. I.e more players are discovered and others are
3) It is more captivating in terrms of advertising and sponsorship.
4) It has more audience per match than world cup, where most pple watch only d tough matches.
5) Any team can win, as in. It is less pridictable. Unlike world cup where 4m the start, u can predict who will win.
6) It makes ur day per year, since its every year and not every 4 yrs like the world cup.
7) It feature the best talents in the game of football worldwide, unlike world cup. E.g I love Ibraahamovic, but I won't be able to see his bes@ the WC.


UCL all d way

Big lie.It is the big teams who always win just like the world cup.The world cup has seen different winners in its last four editions.So that your point is invalid.

A broken heart can be mended, but a broken arm cannot.So I will go for a broken heart.

keep on trying.I need more replies.

99% will get this wrong. when i was 4 years old, my brother was half my age.now i'm 100 years old, how old is my brother?

rozayx5:
France is in Africa

When he said europe he meant Uefa Champions league/Europa league

zynzyn: The Champions League appears to be becoming more important than the World Cup, which should not be.

That is the reason why people now say Messi is better than Pele and Maradona.

Realistically, Messi may never win 1 world cup, partly because he doesn't think he needs to, unlike the former legends!

The champions league has never been, is not, and will never be more important than the World cup.And Messi has not won the World cup not because he dosen't feel he needs to, but because the world cup is more difficult to win.This is due to the fact that players on the National team rarely play with each other unlike in their clubs where they play every week and understand each other.And that is the reason why despite winning 4 ballon d'ors(the highest in history) and breaking numerous records, people are still having doubts about messi being the best player in the history of football because he has not won even one world cup.

Afam4eva: I see no reason why the big European clubs should not go after him.

Lille is not a bad club.It is one of the big clubs in france.

Pls, pls and pls.Your comments will be highly appreciated.

I was there.What actually happened is that: a man dressed like santa to Mama Nkechi's eatery and didn't pay when he finished eating.So he was told to either wash the dishes or help in the cooking.

Segadem: This man has started again, you haven't learnt from your mistake,have you forgotten your bragging against CR7 concerning the world cup.

That's Ibrahimovic's nature.He is good but very arrogant.

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.Then ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

"You'll just have to wait nine months, though.You got pregnant last night."

*clears throat*
Actually, the chicken made a bet with the rat saying "whatever a rat can do a chicken can do better".So the rat dared the chicken to do something dangerous.The chicken summoned enough courage and decided to cross the road.Unfortunately for the chicken krasid was driving past the neighbourhood that day.

Creative

Enyeama must win African footballer of the year.No stories.

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]What is Illiterate? Illiterate is a person who is unable to read or write.

The topic at the front page is: » Who Do You Prefer: D'banj Or 2face? «, and not who started Music at first.

The in-topic is: Who is the boss D'banj Or 2face? , and not who released more songs..

Answer without bias and personal opinion: Currently, At present, As at Now, I mean this moment: D'BANJ Eja Nla, Koko Master is the BOSS[/quote]Whether past, currently, at present, as at now, I mean this moment, present continuous, future: 2face still remains the boss.

FOREIGN LECTURER's PRIDE: 80% of
my students made 'A'

•9JA LECTURER's PRIDE: I gave 90% of my
students 'F'


Is it true?

The UEFA Champions league is the biggest football event after the FIFA World cup.I personally prefer the UCL, but the world cup is bigger and better.

airmark: If you thought Victor Moses is igbo, you were wrong bro. Nigerians are doing well globally.

surprisingly i thought he was Igbo when i first knew he is Nigerian, but later discovered he is from the North.