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Janeify: source

Nne no be one madt op for one thread wey dey write rubbish about Michelle.....

My post was what,meant to be a joke though.

All those posters asking about the hair tuna head dey there!

That was what came to mind immediately i saw the pics.

bigtt76: Kceee don 'Reverse' finally

He actually "pulled over"...

Old pix.

Just like Michelle Obama,Rukky's a transexual...

thorpido: Not just pregnant women but those who have had children.

Ok sir.

thorpido: It is well with you sis.

Thank u thorpido.

I do kegels o. They said it's good for pregnant women abi?

Nice...really nice.


But i no gbadun the cake o. It would have been better with fondant icing.

MHR to her.

Wetin be this nah?

Caseless2: it is ordinary compare to other things the 'for better for worse' vow is making u to accomodate.

Hmmm... my brother, none of those "for better for worse" phrases are easy o. And faithfulness to one's partner IMO should be one of the most important aspects of the "for better for worse" vow to be held very close to one's heart.

One thing i know about most of us Christians is that we live in absolute denial.

Things are going wrong,u are seeing it with ur korokoro eyes and u are still making excuses quoting the Bible. That all will be well.


I just distanced myself from a lady who came to give me reasons why i shouldn't separate from my abusive and cheating husband. When i narrated most of my experiences to her,she was screaming. Then after screaming,she would say "but nne,it's not the will of God for u to be separated from your husband. He is your husband, bla bla bla...".

Well,i know my Bible well enough to understand that God Himself was speaking and said "it is not my wish that you perish" and He went ahead to say again "I know the thoughts that I have towards you. Thoughts of good not of evil to bring you to a future and hope".

God has given us the wisdom to take appropriate steps especially when we are in the situation that isn't His will for us.


The blessings of God maketh rich and ADDETH NO SORROW TO IT!

Caseless2: If you've vowed that you'll stick together for better for worse , i dont know why ordinary cheating should call for divorce of one's partner.

Which one is ordinary cheating again?

E no get wetin person no go hear for this world!

Tolexander: why the boy no go dey cute and handsome?
See the kind food and drink he put for front!

You think say if na only Garri e dey drink from birth e no go ugly like pikin wey gat progeria?

Abi o my brother.

Is "progeria" a disease made in "Nigeria"?

Lemme share one last testimony.

A friend of mine was telling me about her friend who is a confirmed runs girl but wants to settle down now. She even get tattoo sef. Na so she don begin wear maxi dresses, stopped making up and wearing her bum shorts and all that just to get a husband.

One day,one of my nairaland brothers would see her under her new pretense and say she's a "good girl" only to find out eventually that maybe she can't have kids because of the dozen abortions she has had.

So guys,who would u prefer A pretender or a real person?

Antell95: you wish to reproduce such?

My son fine pass am. Black is beautiful.

kandiikane: So in the name of modesty one should be dressing as a nun or in hijab? How does wearing eyelashes and g-string correlate with how you bring up your child? Who cares about what people think? Trying to make others happy at the expense of yours, you ain't living

Kandiikane,my hausa friend wears her anklet under her hijab! Lol....

Duru009: I have seen so many ladies in my life n i have also dated so many of them both d ones wearing waist chain, ankle chain etc. From my personal findings from des ladies. I discover dat most of them are lesbians, prostitutes n runs girls. To tell you d truth.From experience. No responsible girl or decent girl from good backgroung will wear those things. Take it or leave it. Dats truth.

So Duru nwanne m,u dey date ashawo and runs girls

I'm disappointed!

Wolison: lols hope you don't wear it cos I may not like it on you and b/w am igbo and you?

Nwa afo igbo through and through.

Ka o dibazie...

Cute

utenwuson: baba was 40 and yawo was 16 ...35 years ago! nw baba has spoil sumtin dt need repair, he s complainin

I tell u o. Baba spoilt something that needs to be repaired!

Wolison: let me be clear now
Traditionally, beads are meant as a sign of honour to either a man or a woman; before a woman will be entitled to put on the anklets, she must have gone through traditional coronation.
The anklets you young ladies don these days has gone out of fashion, been realistic, young ladies though in d olden days donned it for more beatification but this contemporary time, has gone weird.
(not that am exhausted of typing a long note, I would've continued)

In my tradition, u need not go through any traditional coronation to wear beads. It's a form of adornment just the way it is today.

How have anklets gone weird my dear? We in these contemporary times are more innovative hence the variations...

My only happiness is that you Mr Wolison like it on women.

Wolison: those beads are clearly different from the anklets and beads we see this days, so baby girl, it's different shaa but I no talk say I no like am oooo!

My point is that the modern day anklets evolved and originated from traditions like that. And these days,there are a million and one varieties. There are still some made with smaller beads for moderation.

Wolison: hmm....though, it's the wrong notion that had flown into the air and it would be hard to curtail that shaaaa
But, though, I do find it attractive but [b]our tradition abhors that [/b]but left with me,
I love that!!
Forget my initial comment; I did that to know if I would wrestle space for front page......but u don see where I dey now naaa!!!(2nd page)lols

Biko which tradition are we talking about here? Women wear beads on their ankles in my father's village especially when they are getting married. It's our tradition. U must wear it on your ankle and plenty jigida on ur waist.

In fact, i know one knight in our church that used it as his own engagement ring to his wife. There is nothing the CWO of our cathedral haven't done to make her remove it. She simply refused,stating that it's her own engagement ring and asked the other women to remove their engagement rings!

She still wears it till tomorrow...

AfricanApple: imagine d stupidity and foolishness of d security guys.

u Berra don't wear it again if ur husband says no, he wont be comfortable walking around with u. lol

abi o. As people would say I'm a prostitute. Lol...

Handsome lil boy....

Biko,was Mike paid to stand in for the husband of this girl?

Why is a married woman dressed like that for the club?

Smh... decorum...

idupaul: Funny stuff .. OP please take it easy on the drugs

It is only God that would bless you for making me laugh the way i just did now.

Kai!

It's just a fashion accessory. I like it a lot but had to stop wearing it on my husband's insistence.

But I'll start wearing it again....


One guy was being manhandled by security men in one of our universities in the east. His offence He had a tattoo! He was therefore termed a cultist because according to the security men,it is only cultists that wear tattoos.

1miccza: Exactly,but she too been see all that one before she jump marry am now

Baba was 40 when sisi eko was 16. Imagine o. That was why baba's FIL who apparently sold sisi eko for money told baba to ignore her and marry another wife.

Debbyug: and so shall it be....

Amen! Amen! Amen!

matify: On top of everything, baba's father-in-law is still pushing baba to take a new wife !!!


In the words of pastor Chris " she is following bad friends".

my brother imagine o...

Can a kind-hearted Nairalander calculate the age difference for me. Simple arithmetic dey hard me for early morning. And please also calculate for me at what age they got married seeing that they've been married for 35 years!


Baba's "kini Ko" don dey shrink and sisi eko needs a handy man to repair something for her!

Simples.

firstolalekan: credit for u now.

Thanks in advance....

moca: Thanks sweetheart.
All d best and pls give a hug to my lovely ones.
(B4 I forget, wish u can comfortably keep the children with ur parent. U can go up and check things out 4 urself cos it will be hard getting something from outside. It might not necessarily be work. U might sell. Desperate time call for desperate measure. U can start going to offices to sell.exposure matters. That might help u get started. U need d financial independence dear.
U can start mini importation.check d environmenet to see what moves and hit it. U can never tell, God works in a mysterious way)

All d best. My prayers r with u.

Luckily,my sister sent a few things down so immediately this incident happened,i started selling. I just finished ordering the things i need to sell before school reopens. Nne, I'm not slacking o. Hian!

I also bought some pringles that come in small packs that kids take to school as part of the lunch pack.I've finished selling the first 20 cartons. I'll pick up more before schools resume cos they tend to sell faster. Even my dad that is hell-bent on me practising law is helping market the stuff to his friends! Lol..

When i say God has been faithful to me since that time,i sincerely mean it. It is over-well.