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adanduka: Your mum noticed? I love her.
Project fame had a good replacement but Maltina Dance All didn't get theirs.

On the positive side, I love the guy- who-chats-with-the-family before they come on stage. Please give me the proper word for him @Nairalanders

^^^^ i watched it on AIT.

@adanduka, yes o she noticed and she loves you too

The audience hardly cheered or clapped even though she tried to make it fun but....

COZIN2SATAN: .WHO IS BLOWING WHISTLE? DO I LOOK LIKE EDWARD SNOWDEN?

Lol.... give me the gist na

Kemi does it for me.

She knows how to motivate the audience. Even my mum notices that Osas wasn't as vibrant and entertaining as Kemi Adetiba.

COZIN2SATAN: MONALISA SHOULD LEAVE MY UNCLE ALONE AND ALLOW HIM ENJOY HIS MARRIAGE WITH HIS WIFE.

Please my dear, what is your uncle's name?

Is his wife still alive

Does she know that hubby's cheating

Why isn't she the one blowing the whistle

Nne biko bia nyem gist.


Hbd Monalisa...

Amanda6: Hi, my name is amanda and dis is my story, after staying at home for some years [b]I finally got admission, I was soo happy,I went for my clearance [/b]and dnt have were to stay,a guy offered me his apartment,dat night jan 21,we had sex and d next morning I went my Way,started feeling sick around feb,but pushed it aside thinking it was malaria, I continue with my studies my belly began to grow, as a novice I never knew that one night sex can get u pregnant,I sees my period but not as usual, when I got home from vacation my parent took me to test last monday only to find out am 8mnths pregnant, my dad sent me packing. That night, d guy denied me am all alone in dis world now, am introvert one of my biggest problem now, currently squating with a friend but Her parent is asking her to send me out, I jst need friends who can b there for me, am not giving the baby up for adoption I love him bt I dnt ve anytin to train him, d doctor said is a healthy baby boy

You got admission into the university and went for your "clearance"? Is that what it's called these days?

A guy offers u accommodation just like that? Is he father Christmas?

Amanda,when your belly began to grow,why were u not concerned? You have access to the internet and you don't know that one night of unprotected kpekus knacking can get u pregnant? How old are u my dear Amanda?

The night your parents threw you out, "the boy denied you". From that statement, i can deduce that you've been in contact with the boy right?

Try clearing my doubts and we'll take it up from there.

Kanwulia: There are far greater problems than what he or she tried to post, but I think I will take the high road this time.
I am practicing "SELF-CONTROL" today!
Wish me luck!

kanyi ñulia today that you are practicing "SELF-CONTROL"

Good luck as you "zip up".

So after all your experiences with queen rashikka abi wetin u call am u still dey connecting with many females on whatsapp and bbm make the rashikka babe come harass them abi?

God is watching u ooo

Kanwulia: The Yingrish nor let me understand o.
The bad grammar was too distracting.
I gave up!

Lol... u woman sef!

Me nor even get anything to tell the young man.

crackhaus: If you're pretty, I see no problem with all you complaining about.

You're attracted to boys right?

Hehehehe...Na the opposite i been wan ask.

Kanwulia: Hmmmmmm!

This one wey u no get anything to tell op.

Hmmmm....

Princecalm: you can benefit alot,u can learn from the mistakes that made them 2 be in that condition.

Condition ke

snazzylove: I gort married to stay married. If he hits me first time, I will not leave, second time, no I will still not leave, (this is if am ver certain my hussy is not the abusive type). Rather I will try to find out the root cause of the hitting, maybe its something am doing or saying, or something is having an influence on him e.g alcohol. Leaving is a last resort when every option has been exhausted and its glaring that he ain't stopping, that no matter what I do or say or not say he will hit me. Then I think I'll take the walk.
Don't want to die untimely, this life too sweet .

What if it's the second time he hits u that would cause the untimely death or cause serious bodily harm or brain damage?

Hahaha.....

One i heard sometime o. In Nigeria, men see every single girl who lives in Abuja as a prostitute!!! And would never get married.

I didn't read the story cos I've seen the movie before. Quite old.

5minsmadness:

Babe, seriously?

This from someone calling herself 'kreamy' diva

Bros,wetin i for tell am?

5minsmadness go cure her craze...

He doesn't know u are in love with him? How so? U are secretly admiring him or what?

It will pass. Look for the things that made u fall in love with your hubby in the first place and focus on them. Get closer to your hubby because there could be a vacuum or void u feel this guy will fill.

Otherwise, ask 5minmadness the meaning of his moniker. When u don chuk the guy for the 5mins of fun, this "in love" go clear from your eyes.

Thunder don fire am.

Lolzzzz...

Chillisauce: Preach sister.
Kreamidiva, listen to her.

Lol.... i don take the advice sharperly with alacrity.

God bless u girls mightily.

moca: We r fine.
Kedu kwanu

Biko if u can, mellow down on ur past.
Nairaland is one hell of a place filled with insensitive and manerless folks.
Today, they r ur padi, tomorrow, they r ur worst enemies.
Just d jolly dey go and yep to remain mysterious and coded is d bam here.
I noticed to late. I'm still working on it though.

There r some that r very coded here and I wish I can be like them. They seperate their outside life from cyberlife, abeg sis.

Thanks darl. I wu mmadu.

moca: Nne, I'm over busy these days.
My house is filled with battalions from maidugri. I pray I won't collapse one day.
Just sitting down since morning.
So feverish.
Abeg some other time.
Hope we all r good?

Eeeya... kpele my sister. Jisie ike though.

We are good and urs?

Chillisauce: Eh, the gist done finish ?
How you doing dear? Remain strong. Kisses to those little ones

I was waiting for you people to gather na.

My sister,I'm fine. Thanks a mill. God has shown me tremendous love. His existence is real to me now. How are u and yours

axortedbabe: nice one..
dat Alex n Ik pishur no from d same event

Nyc even though i don't know her.

At the bolded i don't think so. The last pic of Lisa and her mum has the same color of ashebi dresses like the one behind Alex and Ik.

#looks around thread and doesn't see anyone. Tip toes to one corner and whispers# Moca!Moca!where are u. Come make we gist. Ndi ashiri alaba go. Bia ka m koro gi ihe no on ground ugbua.

They're already like me in some areas. Scary...but wetin i go do?

moca: See as everybody dey carry seat siddon here

Oya!
Creamy kreamidiva, where u dey!
Report for duty now now.

Abeg, whoever dey around, how can one upgrade seex life?
Which style make sense pass?


Abeg let's chat and learrn.

Tread owner,don't kill moi
U know there is lv in sharing

Ah ah! Ndi ashiri nile where una dey?

Chilli,coco babe puta nu bia gwa moca how to spice up sex life o...

moca: Nne, forget solo o!

Lol.... who i wan practise with?

moca: See as everybody dey carry seat siddon here

Oya!
Creamy kreamidiva, where u dey!
Report for duty now now.

Abeg, whoever dey around, how can one upgrade seex life?
Which style make sense pass?


Abeg let's chat and learrn.

Tread owner,don't kill moi
U know there is lv in sharing

Sis,i dey here o.

Topic ain't for me. I'm riding solo for now. Celibacy tins...

Make i learn kwa maka mgbe m .ga ebido iku ibonge again.

moca: See as everybody dey carry seat siddon here

Oya!
Creamy kreamidiva, where u dey!
Report for duty now now.

Abeg, whoever dey around, how can one upgrade seex life?
Which style make sense pass?


Abeg let's chat and learrn.

Tread owner,don't kill moi
U know there is lv in sharing

Sis,i don report o.

I'm riding solo. Topic not for moi. Celibacy tins...

So Davido's dad acquired a second hand white woman called Rose Royce What's the big deal

diksucker: I never liked this dude for once . always seeking popularity via useless & silly comments. which kind cute? no b those ur ugly face u uploaded severally? if u like go to hell I don't care. won't even miss ur absence. And don't even try getting anoda moniker bcs that's what u plan doing. mtchewwwew

Mwaaahhh.

The flaws are too numerous to mention.

I'll pass.

cococandy: Eeeh?
Ok na. Esom gi n'azu. Asiri a agaghi agafe m azu.

Moca

Ndi ashiri ooo....

My kids' dad said i like ashiri too much. I told him that ashiri makes the world go round. Simples.

Umu nwoke na-akpa ashiri ofuduzie umu nwanyi.