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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kriptic: 3:21pm On Apr 30, 2015
Harrison Wells mehn....baddest guy ever liveth. I had always known that he was one step ahead. I mean, the guy is just too smart to be oblivious to their plans.
PoliticsRe: Abia Governorship Election Inconclusive – INEC by Kriptic: 9:53pm On Apr 13, 2015
There is a special place in hell reserved for Orji and his cohorts. Ndi aruru ala.

Otti will rule Abia. Ahamefule and his goons can't win this one.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by Kriptic:
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EducationRe: Facts About Africa by Kriptic: 11:09am On Apr 10, 2015
pmc01:
FACTS ABOUT AFRICA

1. The Gambia has only one university.

10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the world’s most
educated President with 7 degrees, two of them are Masters.

19. Rwanda is a better country for gender equality than England and USA.

20. Somalia got its first ATM on October 7, 2014.
You don't mean it? shocked
FamilyRe: If You Use These Back Then And You Are Still Single, What's Happening? by Kriptic: 9:22am On Apr 10, 2015
Jet cream of life! I used that cream well well in my primary school days.
PoliticsRe: INEC Rejects Governor T. A. Orji As Senator- Elect by Kriptic:
T.A Orji bu ekwensu si na oku mmuo. I was shocked when it was reported that he won Abia Central. I was like "Where? Why? When? How?" This guy in 8 years has reduced Abia, God's own state to devil's own state. Abia is now a land of squalor. Right from the Abia Tower in Umuahia, the rot hits you. By the time you get to Aba, all you can see is condemnation. The whole state literally stinks. He is a demon straight from the pit of hell and he must be made to return there. I'm not even from Abia yet I hurt deeply. I can't begin to imagine what pain and anger the Abians are feeling. angry

How ironic it is that he answers Ochendo when he can't protect or cater for anyone.
Jokes EtcRe: Photo: Yoruba Boy Visiting Ibo Girlfriend by Kriptic: 8:46am On Apr 08, 2015
Nosyke:
The hustle is real mehn
Lmao @ nwanne if we no see before saturday, ka odibazie na lagoon. grin grin grin grin

How do people come up with such jokes?
PoliticsRe: Ambode Condemns Oba's Outburst In 'strongest Terms' by Kriptic: 5:55pm On Apr 07, 2015
Foolish Oba. Does he think he is our host? This is Nigeria and we don't need a visa to enter Lagos or anywhere for that matter. So we have the right to settle anywhere and vote whoever we want to vote.

When we wanted to secede, you people didn't allow us. You forced us back into Nigeria. Now we are here, fűcking deal with it. Igbo people are going nowhere.
PoliticsRe: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by Kriptic: 1:04pm On Mar 31, 2015
30 minutes break.
PoliticsRe: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by Kriptic: 12:58pm On Mar 31, 2015
No wonder the results from Rivers are shady. This guy can't even read what he has properly. Smh!
PoliticsRe: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by Kriptic: 12:55pm On Mar 31, 2015
Please give sufficient light to this baba o. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by Kriptic: 12:34pm On Mar 31, 2015
Make this woman do finish abeg, her calabar dialect dey kill man pikin for hia grin grin
PoliticsRe: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by Kriptic: 11:47am On Mar 31, 2015
Jega for president please. grin
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Kriptic: 11:38am On Mar 31, 2015
Orubebe the barbarian.
FamilyRe: How Many Years Were Your Parents Married by Kriptic: 9:19am On Mar 30, 2015
saintvc:
My parents just celebrated silver jublilee.
Just wandering if any family here hv been married for 50years.
From traditional marriage to death of one partner
My grandparents were married for 63 years before my grandfather passed on.
TV/MoviesRe: The New Series Empire Fan Club. by Kriptic: 9:16am On Mar 20, 2015
rokiatu:
do you know when is season two starting?
Season 2 starts in the fall.
TV/MoviesRe: The New Series Empire Fan Club. by Kriptic: 8:44am On Mar 20, 2015
naijababe:
Game time bitches! Dwight Walker will do 180 deg turn around, Luscious Lyon won't!!! WTF?!
Vernon is the snitch?! Good thing that nucca got offed, useless a55 nucca!
Jamal's duet with Patti LaBelle!!! Damn, I was breaking out in freaking goose pimples!!! What am I going to do on Thursdays before S2 is released?
I applaud Vernon o, and I'm sad that he's dead. Vernon's loyalty was to Andre, not Lucious. The dude didn't even trust Lucious anymore. If Lucious could kill Bunkie (not just anyone but their brother for just $3 million) who literally took care of his kids, then he can kill anyone without batting an eyelid. Lucious is a selfish and condescending SOB. He made Vernon go back to sniffing coke with his vile words. The guy simply couldn't trust the homeboy anymore and coupled with the fact that he was trying to get Andre to secure the position of CEO, he snitched on bobo.

If only Andre exercised a little patience and heard Vernon out, the hostile takeover would have been successful. Now with Vernon out of the picture, someone has to become the new star witness else Lucious is out of that cell. Cookie won't snitch. If she could pass up the offer to spend less than 5 years in jail if she ratted out Lucious, then I doubt she will turn him over now. Andre won't either because his pregnant wife murdered Vernon.

Can't wait for season 2.
TV/MoviesRe: >>>The Blacklist Official Fan Page<<< by Kriptic: 3:43pm On Mar 19, 2015
Elizabeth Keen is such an annoying character. With every passing episode, I dislike her more. She is an absolute dummy. How is it that it didn't occur to her (not even once..wtf?) that the judge's questions were completely off base? She was just talking and talking. Girl is such a nuisance.
TV/MoviesRe: The New Series Empire Fan Club. by Kriptic: 3:07pm On Mar 19, 2015
Best season finale ever!
TV/MoviesRe: Africa Magic Has Finally Launch Africa Magic Igbo by Kriptic: 3:06pm On Mar 19, 2015
Finally! This is good development.

Igbo mma-mma nu!!!
TV/MoviesRe: The New Series Empire Fan Club. by Kriptic: 8:19am On Mar 19, 2015
Alfred234:
Lol bros na quarrel?
Lwkmd na quarrel o...

Abeg, you guys should hold on to the spoilers till this evening. I believe by then, a majority of us will be up to speed.
TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kriptic: 2:56pm On Mar 18, 2015
Man! Thank goodness the writers found a way to undo everything by allowing Barry time-travel. Cos I for craze if Cisco was killed off true true. angry
TV/MoviesRe: The New Series Empire Fan Club. by Kriptic: 12:12pm On Mar 18, 2015
cao:
That caught me too, I was like Andre you never tire? Then she said pray...

See the kind hot slap I wanted to give him, his ancestors & descendants were going to feel it. His issues have issues, the guy had me feeling sorry for Yoko.
See, the ALS that will kill Lucious is still doing press up. He is such a self-serving, lying, racist and homophobic piece of shyt. Oh, he's a murderer as well. Walai, the ALS is preparing itself in a special way for Lucious.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie's Vogue Recent Interview by Kriptic: 12:02pm On Mar 18, 2015
Chimamanda...the supreme bae! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: I KILL In The ARMY; Is It A SIN? by Kriptic: 4:31pm On Mar 04, 2015
Is this a serious question? No child, you simply stare at your enemies and play charades with them. undecided
TV/MoviesRe: The New Series Empire Fan Club. by Kriptic: 1:56pm On Mar 04, 2015
stefanlover:
cool cool
ah! when cookie opened that coat. I had to replay that scene several times. I was like "yasss cookie, werk it girl." grin
TV/MoviesRe: The New Series Empire Fan Club. by Kriptic: 9:29am On Mar 03, 2015
cao:
Empire. Chei! This show wan kill person.
Cookie Lyon - woman handles her buisness.
Jamal Lyon - the boy has finally grown cajones and they're big and brass.
Lucious Lyon - the thunder that will fire him is currently doing press ups (I'm spending too much time on NL). I dey swear for the guy every new episode. The ALS is taking too long.
Anika- she and LL deserve each other, she keeps pulling some stunts that just makes me want to send her to hell, everytime I dey pity the woman, she go pull one mad stunt (I'll never forgive her for what she did to the recovering addict).
Hakeem Lyon - oh boy needs to form a relationship with broom Cookie beat him with. Although, I dey like 'em small small, after he revealed why he has issues with Cookie.
Andre Lyon - oh boy take your damn pills, plus him and his wife Rhonda get that special kind of crazy...the kind way you no go touch with disinfectant & a 50ft pole.
Vernon - well they finally remembered you on the show. Good for you, oya do something...
Bunkie - shey you now know you f***ed up? #LessonsFromTheGrave
This show will be the death of me, plus the music is so freaking sweet. I've listened to No Apologies & Keep Your Money way too many times.
CC: naijababe. E don happen, we don get fan thread.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around Andre and Rhonda's relationship. I was confused when they started re-enacting whatever it was Andre did with the deputy mayor woman. Total wtf moment for me. Those two are definitely cray-cray.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Kriptic: 9:18am On Mar 03, 2015
how to get away with murder
suits
empire
PoliticsRe: Nightmares On Benin-ore Road Before Goodluck's Tenure; See What GEJ Has Done! by Kriptic: 10:50am On Feb 25, 2015
Benin-Ore road used to be a deathtrap, like really. The traffic and countless accidents. shocked..From Lagos/Benin or Benin/Lagos then could literally take the whole day, now it's a journey of less than 4 hours. I know because I plied this route in January. Thumbs up GEJ!

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