₦airaland Forum

There's nothing barbaric about paying evil with evil. If you don't want to be jungle-justiced, be content with what you have.

Nigeria is not funny now. If you feel you can obtain the little I have, high spirit for you... but, pray make I no catch you.

Even top 4 in German Bundesliga, I'm 98.397% certain Manure can not beat teams like Leipzig and Union Berlin.

Madness is the new "oil well" in Nigeria.

Occupational hazard

Mariangeles:
No, it is not funny.

Yes, it is

Two Nairaland urchins want start their own very soon... Stay tuned

Mindlog:
Calling up another member of your WhatsApp group to come put month to yab women.

You've been noticed.

Can you now leave?

odinson1:
Be very careful! The moment a Nigerian woman steps into the western world,she begins to misbehave because of the new found power she now possesses. We've all heard of cases like yours where the man takes his family abroad, the woman starts misbehaving,call the cops on him on false accounts of abuse and eventually divorces him while taking away the house and kids. The feminism for there go enter her head and she go start to dey drag shoulder with you.
Una problem be say una wan learn from una own experience,but no wahala sha
Just go alone for now,survey the area,make some money,get comfortable and take your family along. Best of luck!

Apt.

Can i marry your brain?

God1000:
which number do you think Nigeria should occupy

Say 42...that's me been benevolent.

I have the list of the only 5 sensible Nairaland ladies. Bukatyn is number 3.

Number 2 has been mentioned here already.

Number 1, 4 and 5 are laying pretty in their beds now sleeping and snoring.

FriendsAndFans:
You love her and you know it. You don't need to be hard on yourself.
Grown up girls/ladies always want their boyfriend to have their own place they stay.

She wants you to get your own place because her friends are probably taunting her for dating a broke boy despite all her beautiful looks. She is already giving in to those taunts from her friends eventhough she likes you.

She's the kind of girl you should keep. She's motivating you, the only way women knows how to. You may not know the social pressure she is facing among her colleagues for choosing you. Try to get an apartment bro...

You're concluding so fast...calm down and apply wisdom.

No beautiful and reserved Nigerian girl will be with a broke guy unless something is attached. This gender can't be in relationship without gaining anything. They can't love you for who you are but for what they stand to gain. Forget Nollywood.


OP, don't let her niceties becloud your sense of reasoning. Try and know what you're getting into before making a grave mistake.

62.2643% of girls selling women hair accessories are coded retired oloshos...some out of the 62.2643% are still into it.


Note;
I'm not saying your beloved God sent girlfriend is olosho but her desperation points towards that direction.

cherryCola:
Am contented with my Nigerian ladies .

Nawao for you o

Are you allergic to good things

Why's Nigeria on number 7? On what criteria is Nigeria number 7?

Make dem recheck their statistics please. Na all these short short girls wey full everywhere na em be beautiful women

I've done it before.


A girl I was wooing visited. After few hours, she boldly told me she's stained and she didn't come with pad. This girl brought out N500 and said I should help her get pad. Told her to keep her money.. I went out and purchased the pad. She went to the bathroom and fixed herself up, came out and was feeling shy.

I switched my gentleman side and started petting her. Boiled Lipton and also toast better noodles with egg for her. For her mind this guy is a perfect gentleman. Story.

Few days later, she came and showed gratitude. After 3 weeks, she started complaining how I'm far from being a gentleman.

But, Nigeria is third world country na

Munzy14:


Na Nsugbe coconut I break for am...I wish them the pay for advice here.

You for don become billionaire in dollars

Munzy14:
Some has plans C,D,E,F...

Instead of him to focus on his financial status and expanding his networks, he is spending time on a lady with PlanZ..

Anyways, she will go for her masters, meet established guy that came to further studies for the bragging rights, appear homely and decent, he will marry her, and OP will wail and create threads to seek advise wey him they overlook now..

Na here we go read the aftermath..

You don summarize the whole scenario for am

Ugbokodo, Ughoton and Omadino is a no-go area for armed robbers. The communities are one way entry and one way exit.

I cook better than all the girls I've been with. I'm yet to meet a female Nigerian good cook. The last girl that tried cooking for me used 3 pots to cook just 3 cups of jollof rice... My pots and rice got burnt.

Since that day, I dey cook my foods before inviting any girl over to avoid wasting my expensive condiments. Economy di bad.

It's all over for you then.


Who dey advice this man

CandyOps:
From what you described that babe dey be me like runs girl. I hope you sha used protection? If not go do a test in 2 weeks time bro.

And babes rarely give help to guys except she's from an influential family

She be olosho. Na only olosho fit get mind commot that midnight. Dey no dey fear.

You lost your dignity and self esteem as a man in order to pacify someone not meant for you.


No woman will want to be with a weak man like you. Would love to say you're a disgrace to Men but I still have the fear of God in me.


Delete everything about the girl in your life and restore your dignity back.

This boy get mind o

As everybody dey vex for the country, you get mind run this kind level. He's even lucky to be standing, e be like better hand no too touch am

Samakus:
Super beautiful couple

Now all those naija girls fantasizing about Maduka don see say him girlfriend no be dem mate

Sane climes where gift of flowers are treasured. Not here where they will ask you if you see them as herbivorous animals?

Imagine giving someone like siofra or candidlady flowers
They will flog you with the flowers...you no see Sharwama or fish pepper soup order for them
Hungry broke and wretched Nigerian girls!

Simp.

virginprincess:
It seems you are too shallow to understand my comment, i meant that as a self acclaim leader do you seek the opinion of others especially in your church before you take some decisions, if you don't which i know you don't, that means you are not wordy to be called a leader.

Of course you're right, I'm not wordy.

Magnoliaa:
Happily married.

My condolences to that innocent man.

virginprincess:
Your last statement shows you are not wordy to be called a leader in anyway whether family, society or church you don't deserve that title, if you can take decisions with considering the feelings of others,then why are you a leader?

So, in order to consider the feelings of others, I need to lie, pretend and use sweet words to massage their ego as a leader? I'm tempted to ask your age, but I'll let that slide.

virginprincess:
I'm not trying to do that honey,i only teaching you the words of the lord(love and respect women especially your wife) but let me believe all what you type here is for cruise,you aren't really like that outside.

Love and respect are earned. It's foolishness to give love and respect to one who hasn't earn it or can't reciprocate.

Whatever I say here is who I am. I say and get things done without minding who suffers it.

incandescentena:


If you see the amount of meat this Agbero eat after forcefully collecting money from hustlers eehnn

I can relate