₦airaland Forum

MS247:
Goodluck explaining to your girlfriend, sister or mother that you only smoke to catch cruise

Just avoid wahala

I'm an adult.. I owe them no explanation.

MS247:
Lol


I smoke like a chimney when abroad, everyone smokes...

But in Nigeria I don't smoke, smoking has negative stigma in Nigeria that I am not ready for

@bolded shows you have a lot of 'growing up' to do.

You're not ready to be judged by sinners for sinning differently?

GodWrites:
Tall people die sooner than short people.

Short man don drop quote.

The idiót that introduced makeup would find it difficult to enter Heaven.

Beremx:
Onye ara. You hate women because you never had a good woman as a mother. It says a lot about your bad upbringing. Woe betides the infected womb that birthed you and the poisonous breast that fed you with breast milk.

Spits on your mother 🤮🤮🤮🤮

You are as useless as your mother. A woman that gave birth to a shapeless entity like you deserves sorrow all the rest of her life.

I wonder what attracted that useless man to keep you in his house. He's a big disgrace! Tell him I said so! Whoré!

Beremx:
Oluku only if your likes could fetch you money but it cannot. You're a well known nuisance on nairaland spewing nonsense against women. Your mother must be regretting why she didn't abort you when you were an embryo.

Ewu ohia

Ugly daughter of a whoré. See how you're looking so shapeless like two bags of beans. I pity the miserable human that accomodated amoeba like you.

Beremx:
this is the same buffoon that will kill his father if he dares cheat on his mother or marry another woman. He comes to nairaland to spew trash just to get likes.

Your foolish husband will marry another woman and there's nothing you can do.

Akpa beans!

Foolish girl!

We've lost our heritage as Africans. Imagine a little girl boldly telling her dad she's disappointed in him for taking a second wife.

Since when is it a crime or taboo to take multiple wives as Africans? Must we always follow the white man tradition?
The reason they're forcing their nonsense LGBTUVWZZZ on us and some foolish Africans are buying it.

The society is now feminine and going mad!

In the medieval era, this girl and her mother would be marched to the village market square. The umuadas would flog nonsense comot for their body.

Chief Ogbuefi

Corridon:
The way some of you links me with every dissenting moniker on this forum is laughable.

You even get time to respond to him.

I'll advise you use this your voice and be selling herbal medicine for oshodi.

That $150 inspection fee will get you a clean laptop here in Nigeria.

So, this guy bought G wagon tru tru

Na better RBS this bobo cash out o


God bless him more.

Looks so unpresidential .

Cassandraloius:
What about a man's past?

Women look out for a man's future not past while men look out for a woman's past not future.

Married women are becoming something else these days. Imagine leaving your home to go sleep with your colleague


May God save and protect all married men in Nigeria. Amen

Say NO to Nigeria evening newspapers.

Una still dey date Nigerian girls

Toyin Badmus was the first woman to occupy the two positions of Iyalode and Iyaloja of FCT Abuja at the same time

If revised is the case here, they'll tell her to go back to her state... They'll even accused her of trying to take their number 1 position in the state.

Itooweak4una:
Marry her? A single mother with two fking kids. Can you advise your own brother to do such abomination

Was about to ask her same question but you already did. Bravo Chief.

No matter how you try to define honesty, always remember, honesty is a virtue that should never be expected from Nigerian girls.

Caaz:
You re beautiful sweetie.i love your confidence.one thing I detest doing is taking pics.

So, all these photos you offload here every time are taken by aliens?

The pepper, salt and maggi was too much.

Ask her if Lot's wife paid her a visit in the kitchen while cooking?

Chee59:
What's their Facebook username or twitter handle? LinkedIn nko? Lemme go stalk them

Your defense line is so weak, lol

Chee59:
Who are they?
Do you know who they IRL?

I'm talking about verifiable humans, you're talking about moniker.
You do know teenagers are on this forum right?

Funny enough, it was the matured and reputable Nairalanders that suggested that option.

Chee59:
You're lying through your teeth and you know it
From all the advices men give men or women give men, these two are universal.
1. Help out with the chores.
2. Help out with the kids.

I've never ever heard anyone tell a man that he must take his wife on a vacation before he can get sex. Never!

@Bolded.

Should I dig out posts of some monikers here that suggested this option as a leverage to get adequate sex from a wife?

Sixfeetbelle:
So, when I said pankere, your mind understood it to mean moderate ass and boobs? Well done ooh

So, they're beyond moderate

This is beyond human comprehension. May God help you.

Sixfeetbelle:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅

I've suffered oooh. He said God will see me through. Chai!

Tbh, na why I single be this oooh. If not, what is husband that I cannot attract

Innocent boobs and ass got nothing to do with why you're still single. Some men love moderate boobs and ass, maybe you should try and locate such men.

Sixfeetbelle:
Tell your neighbour I don't have. I dey like pankere normally, but my food belly dey affect the straight line sometimes

God will see you through, darling.

Nothing in this world can ever make me desire to be a woman. I'll rather be a tree forever than to be a woman just for a day. Tueh . Chukwu ajuu!

I just want you to have this at the back of your mind... whatever she's getting for you, be rest assured she'll collect it back through excess billings in the next two months. Women are incapable of showing true care. Know this and know peace.

The family succeeded in giving him reason to get drunk again , cos I'm very sure after realising it's just a prank and he's still alive, he'll be going to the bar to drink and celebrate.