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The stomach does not segregate.

It's more noble to marry a girl you met at Allen Avenue Ikeja than a girl you met here.

98.6852% of girls here are bittered and uncultured.

Water-Drug-Water-4:20

Of what use is marriage if it's not designed to make me happy?

If one can't find happiness in marriage, why engaging in it?

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Palema007:
Perhaps your wife overworks herself or she is nursing.. you see the later is number one libido killer for women.

Talk to a sex therapist together, that would help.

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Trash as always!

joyousever:
Na lie! Says who? I hate it when a woman even mistakingly touches any sensitive part of my body ,let alone touching it deliberately! Na slap she go chop be that! That shit irtitates me to death!

Are you sure ?

Mariangeles:
Onye ajo ite spotted!

I accept

heniford2:
Far from it i Have a friend who do finishes it and will be still hungry back in Uni days dude can chop Mr biggie i dey greet oh anywhere u dey ur home boy Heniford dey greet oh baba na choppsin

I had a neighbor like this. Anytime I cook stubborn soup, I always like to call him to help me do justice to the soup. He's always handy in this situation.

Actress don plenty pass viewers.


Notwithstanding, the future is femail.

I believe Jaruma.

The kayamata is working on Ned.


What's a billionaire's business with women gossip?

So, they beautify camels in Saudi Arabia?

Sex starved head slammers!

Only a Hoodlum can finish a pack of spaghetti in a sitting.


In my opinion, Gluttons should also be treated as terrorists.

Truvelisback:
I'm just salt of words.

These girls hoe every Thyme.

Your beloved girlfriend was diccked by another man right inside your bathroom.

The insult!


They didn't even go to a hotel or the guy's place, they lashed inside your scintillating bathroom.


This alone should motivate you to develop hatred towards her.

Your beloved girlfriend is our community project, let her be. Stop embezzling public properties!

An average woman has 56.76% lesbianism in her.

That's Gecko pie.

Datboredberry:
Good for you... I don't know what your motives are...

You troll people... Post your pictures and you don't even mind the negative comments you receive!

You still haven't apologized for calling me a farm tool.

If your comfortable with your nose, why are you complaining?

He should apologize for saying the truth?

Skull mining boost 85.565% of SW IGR.

I pity Zenith today

E go reach 6

Datboredberry:
Sweetheart... I can't envision your penis... I think it's gross.

But you've thought alot about me: having sex, my vagina... Any thing else?

I'll admit, I'm a bit worried and scared...

I know you must have cum severally, seeing my mentions . I want you starve of you those wonderful feelings.

Ciao.

Datboredberry:
You keep thinking about me having sex... Maybe that's your fetish!

I'm your wet dreams...

Didn't you know that I'm a virgin? I'm a dirty minded, perverse virgin...

Virgin with a loosed punanii

Wonderful.

Datboredberry:
Ofcourse, you just had to comment... A bit creepy Kriss... I mustn't be aware of your existence all the time...

This is the romance section... what did you expect?

Y'all tryna slut-shame a girl for writing about sex... Like it ain't important in a relationship...

You gotta be the most dullest on the planet...

But keep having sex one way... Probably keep a calendar too...

Dust yourself and move on. I'll advice you learn how to survive without gbola cos I'm not sure you're getting that any time soon with this your reckless attitudes.

KiNg0G:
everybody knows her here on romanceland, from staring at men dicks when they are urinating, or wanting to be fingered in the public.


she forgot those days have passed when men think about pucsy.

You can't entice a man with kpekus these days. We've evolved pass that level. The reason you see many evening newspapers roaming everywhere, looking for who to trap down .

The truth is, no sane man will condescend too low to have anything to do with you. You're sad news. You got nothing to offer a man aside deep ranged kpekus.

This Ogbomoso accent is easy to detect na

Well said.

You're one of the few sensible Nairalanders alive today.

Messi is his teammate, it's expected.

Just as Klopp said Origi is the best player in the world after Sallah.

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hollah123:
so it's now safe to compare south east to borno

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Agu is Tiger not Leopard.

This move will bring a 100% increment of Police egunje on innocent motorists.

How much for a trip to Borno from same Lagos?