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So as she was trying to pull down my shorts and get me naked, I had to bite her a little so she could release her hand from my shorts.

A case of a sex starved landlady and a vampire.

A strayed goat is bleating above me.

Is it no longer Haram to protest?


They should be arrested and prosecuted!

I hate nonsense.

Sai Baba till 2023

Pussy Niggaar!

Mariangeles:
Show respect!

Is Osunbade not Fulani's house boy

They're complaining cos he was flogged for stealing. I know a place where they will lynch the man and people will still cheer the crowd.

Healthrelatedjo:
Obj
Oni of ife

We'll bounce Ooni of Ife if he attend our Age Grade end of the year Party uninvited.

Pataricatering:
you are an idiot - do you know how many men dump their kids ? Do you know how many men destroy their kids.with polygamy ? 9 out of 10 times if any parent is dumping the kids it will be the father- so hating women for what men are the main culprits of just shows how you reason so foolishly.
Ogbeni, tell us the real reason u Hate women - e no fit pass then no dey give u face , no dey give you pvssy .
Silly Incel

Are you always like this? You always curse, insult and use abusive words on every guy here. What's wrong with you? No one here is the cause of your frustration. Hold on to God, He will heal you.

lkillbrokehoes:
Vagina people never cease to amaze me

Very anyhow gender

" It is better to separate in peace, than in war. Everyone will gain should Nigeria divide in peace, but should they chose military confrontation, Nigeria will still lose."



In summary.

Bigchristo:
Someone said He is a Naval officer I don’t know how true is this

Of course, he is. He slept in the guard room for weeks for misconduct.

NewsAgent101:
Dudes above me don't believe in love, should we not donate hearts for them already

Love is just a word used by two fools to deceive themselves... it does not exist. stop deceiving yourself.

15M on a mouth that can't recite the 36 states and capitals.

Fish brain!

Hisbah police is busy confiscating innocent bottles of Beer. This case should be within their jurisdiction but you can't see them condemning the wickedness of this daughter of Eve in form of step mother.

Wiseness is better than Niceness.


Be wise not nice.

This one is BTS.


Born To Steal.

I'm beginning to believe this wig women wear do cover major parts of their brains.

Perhaps to explore Ghana to the fullest and take memories back home as a souvenir

What's there to explore in Ghana

I want to believe the sister will not buy boxers and singlets for him on his birthday. I don't understand that gender at all.


Happy birthday to her, though.

Qpid5:
I know where you are going... What would you say about the sienna and the bus that was reversing with speed?? Could the accident make them do that?

zukky79:
Small world!!!

Hello, were you driving a Venza?
If yes, I was behind you and saw you do a crazy u-turn without warning and being security concious, I swiftly observed the side-turned vehicle as I also did my own u-turn.

However, it was a false alarm. It was an accident. The bus (driven by northerners) lost control and swerved and fell on it's side. There were injuries but no lost life.

And yes, I also noticed the wood with the nails and thought the same thing you did! It was on the right side of the road, close to the edge.

However, as someone that plies that road as a hustle, those areas are pretty safe, up until Ehor, after Ekpoma. Till after Ugha. Those areas na shadow of the valley of death and kidnapping. Just so you know.

Peace bro. Nice to have met a Nairalander today lols.

Read for yourself.

Guys aim is to serve God and do His commandments, but Girls be using us for sex and other illicit acts.

Nigeria Navy na your mate

potent5:
A SIMPle masquerade.

The gods are Simpathetic

Odoogu:
Woow....

It was she who literally went out of her way to see you.

Literally


@datboredberry, I've moved on already even before you were born.

Bilabong:
Is it this same thread we are both commenting or u have a personal experience?

I'm responding to your questions.

MufasaLion:
What have they done to you that bad?

They will definitely reap the fruit of their wickedness towards mankind.

MufasaLion:


What about how far a girl has gone to please me?

Nigerian girls please you

That selfish, self-centered and inconsiderate gender will never go out of line to please any man. They'll rather die first.

I once travelled from Lagos to Abuja with God is Good motors, to see my beloved girlfriend. On getting to Utako, the driver she sent to pick me happens to be her main boyfriend.

It ended in pains and agony. Esther, your wedding cake must fall on your wedding day!

Since you're not fulfilled with the course you're studying, Better you quit now. Don't waste your parents money when you know you will not graduate.

School no be do or die affair.

Rema gave girls that rocked him on stage 1.2Million Naira, while OAU gave the best graduating student 100K. If school no gree you, you can choose another career.

TMKsouth:
I support your first paragraph wholeheartedly.

I reject the second paragraph with the amount of contempt it deserves. Back to sender

South Africa it is, brother. Don't sweat it.

FalseProphet1:
Disadvantages of living in a one room face me I also you.

Upgrade to 1, 2 or 3 bedroom flat and you'll have all the time in the world with your wife to have sex.

This I have seen

So, if you're living in a mansion with numerous rooms, you'll leave a baby in a different room unattended so you can lash