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Number 2 is the bomb for me. I prefer chocolate, less/ no make up, bother line physique of Orobo.
I'd be glad to have her number right away.

kingokoh:
Why is it that the nice guys always end up being single, even after all their niceness. Then the bad guys end up with all the girls even after all their bad behavior. just tell me why

Because he who has one, it will be collected and given to he that has already. Being nice shows you are perfect - ladies know that no one is perfect, but the one who is nice wants to show that he is perfect (ladies see that as an imperfection already).
Bottom line, you are too artificial for their liking.

Don't be her ATM.
Don't allow her make you abandon the football matches and replace it with zee world and or telemundo.

People say i always act grumpy and arrogant and insultive on social media. Therefore, I've decided to change that by 2018.
But guess what?

















It's still 2017 mudafuqqerz!

People say i always act grumpy and arrogant on social media, so I've decided to change that by 2018.























But guess what m.o.therfukkers, this is still 2017.

sweetetlove:
Lmao, those days am not old sha

#teamforeveryoung

For your mind now, na you Jay Z feature for his forever young track.

What's tricky about the question?
The guy is trying to legalize the kpanshing and you are saying no. It means you should continue eating the *doughnut" illegally.

They have started. Keeping my fingers crossed.

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FrenchWay:
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What madness!

Better go and fight... There is no God anywhere

Even U.S.A has their motto as *In God we Trust*

Let the voters decide and not the party.

Womanpleaser:
We all have one particular bad habit that we exhibit.

Mine: I GET ANNOYED EASILY AND IT HAS CAUSED ME A LOT OF DAMAGED AND BROKEN RELATIONSHIP.

So am dumping that habit in year 2018.

Let us hear from you.

Mods your thoughts are welcomed.

Please insult no one.

Y'all will start a thread and choose the least bad habit. Abeg who doesn't get angry?

Kenzico:
In Hausa "I na son Ke"

Hope am correct?

You are wrong as h.e.l.l. it is *ki* for female and *ka* for male.

Supposing you get injured in the line of duty, and they refuse to compensate you, how will you prove that you are their staff and not a trespasser? How will you prove it's within the official working hour(s)?
Nigerian educated youths always settling for less ever since they stopped giving out Volkswagen to graduates.
The 400k is too good to be true!

Stealing should be part of the list. Just go to the female hostel and see!

Admin1992:
What's a nice movement

. ... Hmmmm... I know you can't be the Admin with your expression. Please don't take it personal.

You will have to review your constitution once you get married bro. By the way, it's like you don't trust one of your parent, otherwise I suggest you give them the cash together instead of splitting it.

I quickly checked the location because I'm somewhere in Ogun. Better to be safe than sorry.

You forgot to add that the life expectancy ratio of North Korea is far higher than that of Nigeria.

North Korea is the only country to successfully land a man on the Sun. *you can Google it too*

Warning: do not believe everything from the Western media houses.

3rd April.
Can i have your attention please.

He should remove the sim cards and leave the phone for them joor.

dollyjoy:
Say no to premarital sex... Team virgin

.... If there are no guys in your area, then I recommend Erigga to you.

Jezebel in the making that's if you fast forward to 15 years from now.

I only have sex every leap year.

The policemen will be able to keep warm inside it during this harmattan. Then we might see a headline someday like: I was r.aped by some policemen inside an APC.

@ OP mayhap you should contact Terry G the ginger master for patronage. Good luck to you.
Nice farm though!