Rikidony:
follow me let me be ur guardian

just show her how to post topics u dimwit or just leave her alone..why quote her if you can't help

PaulJohn1:
Not so true man. If you mean governors can't rig election anymore, well may be you're right. But for influence, they can. Take Osun for example, the present governor's influence on any election that involves the state is too strong.
Despite the "I had no shoes" bullcrap that cleared all southern States for GEJ in 2011, the people of Osun voted otherwise. I don't even think they know Ribadu's look but he won there because of the governor's influence. You don't have to campaign in Osun execpt in Ife for house of Rep or LG chairman to win. Just win the primary of any party Aregbe is supporting.

Took the words right out of my mouth. The scheming and planning it takes to deliver in an election shouldn't be taken for granted.It does not only lie in the hands of the electorates.Take Rivers State for example,after all PDP has done to shake Amechi and APC there,slowly and gradually APC is beginning to win back the electorates in the state,and only made worse by the fact that PDP's candidate Yesom Wike is not a popular choice of the people and won't even win an election in his own local government.Nigeria is not yet as civilized as to conduct a free and fair election.Governors play major roles as to who takes the glory. And not all governors are smart that's why some loose their state..
We still get people wey dey carry last for class na.

PDP takes advantage of cracks in the wall to penetrate.
This has being a long time coming because don baba GEJ and his PDP cohorts has being harassing the poor guy's life.As PDP come loose Osun state dem speed up the process...trust me everything join the decamping no be ordinary eye o..no dey believe wetin u dey see for newspaper.
The situation in port harcourt should tell you how PDP fights,they fight dirty.

masonkz:
What an achievement

Yes o..it was
You need to see the way he was whining and crying like a baby
Will never forget the look on his face that day
He was so scared like a Kitty-Cat he was.

MissMeiya:
So scared of me, you stopped quoting me? Man, you are really pathetic.

You are a bastard
Who is scared of you?
You are a f.ucking dimwit...

MissMeiya:
You're still here? Go read a book. Maybe it will teach you the definitions of the word immediately.
In the meantime, gay people will continue being successful, meaningful contributors to the societies that value them.
Trust me, Queen Latifah could buy your miserable life a thousand times over. The CEO of Apple doesn't even know you exist. Neither does the co-founder of Facebook, the people behind Twitter, or the thousands of gay inventors and leaders in history. When you die, the world will not even know you were here. And that's the real reason you're mad.
I know you don't have anything to do, that why you keep quoting me. But I'm done with you.

How pathetic of you to mention only gay successful people...Bill Gates isn't gay is he?same is Dangote and other leading inventors and industrialists around the world.It is so clear that you have being so badly brainwashed and deceived.
Next time before you come here trying to teach morals make sure you have cleaned up your own dirty acts before trying to school me about violence and I.Q
And what makes you think your life is so better than mine?maybe only on Nairaland that you would have being opportuned to cross my path.
Cos in real life we wouldn't be having this discussion..
I maybe would have smacked you silly by now.
I'm busy boy!..#CEO
NB:I blaze the trail in my own field mind you.

You are such a thick skull..look up clearly and you'll see that the listed below were definitions of 'stump'...smh,you are only making your case worse
Are you sure you even saw the four walls of a any class room at all
Your case is that of an ignorant trying to drag one down to your level of gross illiteracy.
I'm thinking that you had such an abusive childhood that you couldn't even attend a primary school let alone any school at allt
Oh dear..it is clear to see that you were abused as a child.
No wonder you chose to be gay

stumped, stump·ing, stumps
v.tr.
1. To reduce to a stump.
2. To clear stumps from: stump a field.
3. To stub (a toe or foot).
4. To walk over heavily or clumsily.
5. To traverse (a district or region) making political speeches.
6. To shade (a drawing) with a stump.
7. To challenge (someone); dare.
8. To cause to be at a loss; baffle: stumped the teacher with a question.
v.intr.
1. To walk heavily or clumsily.
2. To go about making political speeches.
[Middle English stumpe, possibly from Middle Low German stump.]
stumper n.
stumpi·ness n.
stumpy adj.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
Thesaurus Legend: Synonyms Related Words Antonyms
stumped
adjective baffled, perplexed, at a loss, floored (informal), at sea, stymied, nonplussed, flummoxed, brought to a standstill, uncertain which way to turn, at your wits' end I must confess I was stumped for a moment.



I wasn't going to be drawn into this.. but since you've being going on about how intelligent you think you are,it is only right i show you how dumb you really are..It is only bad that you have succeeded in exposing your rash naivety and stupidity

masonkz:
And you're proud to say "if you're caught". Like I'm gonna be inviting you into my bedroom to come witness what I'll be doing with my partner.
I believe you have more important things to do than to keep watch over gay people.

Smh...u are so lost.What happened to all the beautiful girls in naija?

@masonkz @GSKings
Are you gays aware that there is a strict anti-gay law in the land at the moment right now?If you are caught it is 14 years in prison you frigging gays...Make una dey there dey mumu una sef.

tabletgirl: OP, where are you? whats happening? worried about you. Say something, no matter what it is...just keep believing all hope is not lost. Much love.

He's okay now...i guess Mama Ebuka has being feeding him properly.

andromida:
You guys are too passive Being passive like you take no initiative to lead the conversation.
Your conversation centers around have you eaten? like she has stomach issues.
You cannot hold a conversation so she is either bored out of her skull or does all the work of making conversation.
You spend too long chatting instead of making a phone call.
The vast majority of women do not respect a passive man. He goes straight into the friend zone.

Yes i agree..but it is normal for a Nigerian man to be passive,that goes a long way to show that we are in control.For what is an African man without passiveness and masochism.You deflate his ego the moment you take that away from him.Also i know the world has evolved and moved past those era of women being totally submissive to the man but Nigeria girls have taken it a little bit too far...If una form finish for us una go talk who go marry una..abi na that modern Mr Right una dey see for oyibo land una go carry come marry una?

tbanger:
Hello,
I applied for the Telecoms Engineer position. Do you know if test will be conducted or interview straight? Also, if test, what kinda test? SHL?
Thank you.

There will be test for every position advertised for...normally SHL test format.

andromida: Na wa o.
Some guys on Nairaland are really having a hard time but it is well.

No we're cool..just teaching the ladies how to act right..

virginadams: Dear ***********@yahoo.com
Your application has been submitted successfully.
Please note, only candidates who meet the selection criteria or requirements would be shortlisted to participate in the next stage.
TOTAL Nigeria Plc Recruitment Team
Is this the response ya all received cos i applied since june and have not heard anything yet.

It depends on the position you applied for...Words out is that the graduate drilling cadet position (hnd) and the marketing and sales (ond) would be writing the test almost at the same period.So expect them to start sending out invitation soon.That mail you received is an auto response mail which was sent out to you to acknowledge that they have received your application.

U no get Ebola guy...na hunger dey do u.For morning go meet Mama Ebuka wey dey across your street make she give u food chop credit tell am say i dey come pay later.

Some of them are bad spellers as well who try to cover it under the shade of replying with single sentences and coined words..

Hmm..see adults dey play primary school children play for nairaland...we go soon dey hear let's play 'make a big circle' and 'who is in the garden' for here if time is not taken..joblessness dey true true

4.27 on the scale of 5.0 finally graduated in 2009 with 3.0..If to say dem compute my gpa for 100level my mama for dey proud cos na first class i for get..

marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

I do that a lot too..but that is after i've succeeded in breaking a girl down and i know she will put her number..