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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by kropelgrada(m): 10:29am On Oct 09, 2014
Has anyone being invited for the Junior Project Engineer position?
Though it was not recently advertised but i heard that they will still send out invitations for that position along with these invitations
Crime / Re: I Was Molested Last Night By Two Ladies by kropelgrada(m): 1:56pm On Oct 04, 2014
I think they are girls from nairaland..especially the ones replying here.
Pls go through their faces properly,do they look familiar from last nite? smiley
Politics / Re: Ribadu Denies APC by kropelgrada(m): 2:44pm On Oct 03, 2014
FastShipping:
SOURCE
funshint: No link!?!...adonbilivit!!!
businesslawyer: Common if you must project your clueless GEJ you must not lie to do that you put off smart free minded people kindly supply us with a link if we must believe the above.
There is a link now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total(tepng)invitation For Aptitude Test by kropelgrada(m): 1:52pm On Oct 03, 2014
Derbjobs post=/post/26832082:
TOTAL(TEPNG) Invitation for Aptitude Test
Earlier in August 2014, Total Exploration and Production Nigeria (TEPNG) announced various vacancies to be filled by qualified candidates. If you missed it, here is the vacancy announcement -

Starting from last week, they have been sending out invitations to qualified applicants.

If you applied and have not yet received an invitation, please be patient, the invitation emails are being sent out in batches. You're still likely to receive your own from now till the end of October.
In the interim, kindly check your SPAM box to confirm, as a lot of candidates have pointed out that their invitation emails ended up in their SPAM box.

Look out for a mail from "EP-NG-HRS.HRS-RECRUITMENT@total.com" with the subject "Invitation for Selection Test"

If you have been invited, start preparing for the aptitude test with our highly authentic past questions sourced directly by our insider in Total.

By the way, here's a Quick Tour Guide of TOTAL Port Harcourt office in pictures, so that you can have a feel of what it looks like to work there.

TOTAL assessment comprises of 5 stages.

Stage 1: Invitation for Aptitude test
Stage 2: Invitation for Technical Test (Area of Specialization)
Stage 3: SI Interview (Psychology and Career Interview)
Stage 4: General Panel Interview
Stage 5 : Medicals
If you successfully pass all the above stages, you'll be offered your appointment letter.

The first stage, which is a computer based(CBT) aptitude test comprises of Numerical and Verbal/Logical Reasoning Questions. The second stage comprises of technical questions from your area of specialty.

In this case, the first and second stages will be merged together and written on the same day.

A reliable source (an insider in Total) has provided us with these past questions (excluding technical questions). It will give you an insight into past exams conducted by TOTAL(ELF) and the nature of their test format.
It contains screenshots of their past aptitude test questions (you'll even see Total(TEPNG) inscribed on the screenshots to confirm its authenticity).

The e-book is relatively affordable. For more information on the e-book and how to get it, [url=derbjobs.com/register/]CLICK HERE TO DOWN[/url] .On the opening page, Fill in the Form then stay online you will get it..its automatic

All information disclosed here are genuine and reliable. We always wish you luck in all your endeavours!
Do you work there?
And by the way where are the pictures or did you forget you wrote that?
Politics / Ribadu Denies APC by kropelgrada(m): 1:44pm On Oct 03, 2014
Ribadu has come out to deny APC and said that he regrets ever having anything to do with them.

He defines APC as a party of traders and desperados for power at all cost.

http://scannewsnigeria.com/politics/ribadu-defines-apc-they-are-a-party-of-traders-and-desperados-for-power-at-all-cost/

And continued:

“I'm a young man and age is still on my side. I will not allow anyone to trade with me, for the second time. It was wrong for Gov. Kwankwaso to describe my decision to join the PDP as a betrayal, because I consulted widely. The truth is that, the APC does not have what it takes to change Nigeria, and any ambition driven by grievance, bitterness and vendetta can not be said to possess any element of change. And it is only a matter of time and Nigerians will know who truly loves them. I think the APC would have done well without the aggrieved PDP governors. With due respect to governor Amaechi, he is simply hungry for power and do not know how to go about it, except with money. I may not know how to become the President of Nigeria, but I know it's never for the highest bidder and it's never up for sale. It's an undeniable fact, that President Jonathan has done well for Nigeria in such a very short time, and I think he is the answer to the prayer of many Nigerians. I must not be President, but I have vowed to support anyone who shares the same vision I have for Nigeria. And take it from me, President Jonathan has surpassed my vision for Nigeria" --Nuhu Ribadu

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Education / Re: 2014 Rankings Of Nigerian Universities.. Rep Your School by kropelgrada(m): 9:00pm On Oct 02, 2014
derrick333:
Uni (tertiary institutions) dem no add secodry scUls,
U are a grade 1 pillock
Education / Re: 2014 Rankings Of Nigerian Universities.. Rep Your School by kropelgrada(m): 8:36pm On Oct 02, 2014
Op where is my school on this list ?!!!
If i slap you eh!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by kropelgrada(m): 7:24pm On Oct 02, 2014
hadewal1: Thanks but what should I expect in the professional test. I studied geology but I applied as a Senior purchasing Officer.
Anything that has to do with a Senior Purchasing Officer..I advise you should have an idea of what they do and the role they play in the oil and gas sector..Maybe a little research on the internet will guide you.
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Your Nigeria Hero: Past And Present? by kropelgrada(m): 7:05pm On Oct 01, 2014
Pa Michael Enaharo for moving the motion for an Independent Nigerian on March 31st,1953..
I'm surprised nobody mentioned him.
If not for him we wouldn't be were we are today.
Romance / Re: (photo)ladies, Will You Fight Like This To Keep Your Man? by kropelgrada(m): 9:53pm On Sep 30, 2014
Kachisbarbie: never!

If the girls' Fu<kUp really needs to be treated, I might get people to do it. That's if it has gotten that bad!. In the absence of that, I can't fight for a man or I can't fight in person rather.
hmmmm..gangster gangster.
Then u'll start a frat war cos what makes you think that the other girls does not have people that can treat fu(k ups as well..And who told you that he is your man?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by kropelgrada(m): 9:40pm On Sep 30, 2014
hadewal1: Hi guys,

I got an invite for Aptitude and Technical tests in 2 weeks. Please help with the format for the tests

I applied for senior purchasing officer.
SHL...Then study for your professional test.You will write both on the same day

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by kropelgrada(m): 9:38pm On Sep 30, 2014
Royal30:
Please can u help me with the SHL and CBT materials
By CBT i mean Computer Based Test and it is not a material that you need to study.But information reaching me is that the test won't be a CBT.As for SHL materials i don't have any but just study as much as possible, any one that you can lay your hands on..The general test is normally easy,where the problem lies is in the technical or professional assessments.So you need to have a general knowledge concerning the position you applied for.So be ready..and good luck bro.
Music/Radio / Re: Best Nigerian Music Collabo Ever!! by kropelgrada(m): 8:28pm On Sep 30, 2014
Kcdojoto: Sunny bobo ft sharma melody
Ozoemena nsugbe ft mudi ibe
Me ft you
clown
Revolva: Jonathan and sAMBO...PDP remix
funny dude
Music/Radio / Re: Best Nigerian Music Collabo Ever!! by kropelgrada(m): 11:12pm On Sep 28, 2014
slinkman: ejeajo only .. sory buh naija music sucks
I used to have the same notion until i listened closely.Some naija musicians are actually talented and are recognized the world over.Yes some naija musics sucks but some are also good to listen to.If you don't like the lyrics,you can sway to the beats..Then if both the beats and the lyrics sucks,you can then move on.No one will blame you for doing that.

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Music/Radio / Re: Best Nigerian Music Collabo Ever!! by kropelgrada(m): 10:15pm On Sep 28, 2014
@breezyrita i sight you @jayne2014 i also see you wink cool
Music/Radio / Re: Best Nigerian Music Collabo Ever!! by kropelgrada(m): 10:07pm On Sep 28, 2014
kropelgrada: I have listened to a lot of Nigerian musicians collabo on a song,but i think my best pick of the bunch is Molowo Noni by Samklef featuring Ice Prince,The Prince and Wizkid.I think everything about that song is perfect from the beats to the singing done by Wizkid and The Prince then Ice Prince simply killed the rap.The video was cool as well.Nice colour combination in the background of the video.I think that kind of perfection comes once in a life time.I think the song should be termed a CLASSIC and i'm sure it won multiple awards both in Nigeria and internationally.

Then on the local and foreign collabos i think i'll still go with Ice Prince Ft Gyptian 'Magician' Tuface ft T-Pain is also cool.Also Vector and Movado i like as well.

Then Shank Ft Akon..Shawty.I wonder why that song was not a banger.It was a hit here in the Uk..Played almost in every clubs attended by Nigerians back then.
This topic is subject to opinion though
You can add any song you feel are the best Nigerian collabos to you.

Happy Sunday folks
I wish to also add Stylee by Jimmy Jatt ft Mode-Nine,2face and Elajoe and Street Credibility by 9ice ft 2face..Those are classics as well..Respect to 2baba
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by kropelgrada(m): 3:25pm On Sep 28, 2014
lagbaja3: Anybody with experience on their tests should pls enlighten us on the pattern.

Just so we know in which direction to study.
The general test format is SHL and it is a CBT.Then the professional test is usually based on your qualification and the position you applied for.I hope that answers your question.Please guys state the positions and the department you applied for that will help those who are still expecting invitation know if they have started sending invitations to the positions they applied for.
Music/Radio / Best Nigerian Music Collabo Ever!! by kropelgrada(m): 2:19pm On Sep 28, 2014
I have listened to a lot of Nigerian musicians collabo on a song,but i think my best pick of the bunch is Molowo Noni by Samklef featuring Ice Prince,The Prince and Wizkid.I think everything about that song is perfect from the beats to the singing done by Wizkid and The Prince then Ice Prince simply killed the rap.The video was cool as well.Nice colour combination in the background of the video.I think that kind of perfection comes once in a life time.I think the song should be termed a CLASSIC and i'm sure it won multiple awards both in Nigeria and internationally.

Then on the local and foreign collabos i think i'll still go with Ice Prince Ft Gyptian 'Magician' Tuface ft T-Pain is also cool.Also Vector and Movado i like as well.

Then Shank Ft Akon..Shawty.I wonder why that song was not a banger.It was a hit here in the Uk..Played almost in every clubs attended by Nigerians back then.
This topic is subject to opinion though
You can add any song you feel are the best Nigerian collabos to you.

Happy Sunday folks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by kropelgrada(m): 10:25pm On Sep 27, 2014
modash: Checked online it still says under examination!!!!
If you did not apply for experienced position,i don't think you should expect one soon..but if you did,you just need to hold on.I think they will still be sending out invites by Monday
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by kropelgrada(m): 10:20pm On Sep 27, 2014
Congrats to everyone that just got invitations..but i think it is also important you tell us which experienced positions you applied for?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs at Total by kropelgrada(m): 9:54pm On Sep 27, 2014
Enosa1: Sorry to ask o, but are you sure you took comprehension classes...I simply said "I wondered why."next time read well before replying.
You asked a question and i answered..that letter just informed you that you were not short-listed.If you are so pained about Total not selecting you,you should channel your anger towards them and not me.I'm not Total.Or better still prepare yourself by doing more professional courses to equip yourself and you will stand a better chance next time.And to answer your question..Yes i took comprehension classes and i think i did better than you cos i went to a University and got an Engineering degree and you ended up in a polytechnic and got only an OND certificate.
Nairaland / General / Re: Jennylove7575 is a fraud (False Allegation) by kropelgrada(m): 11:53pm On Sep 26, 2014
hmm..and i was thinking of hooking up with her in the UK..That picture looks like Notting-Hill Carnival to me though..Jennylove are you still in Wales?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by kropelgrada(m): 11:33pm On Sep 26, 2014
modash: I think they are done
They ain't done..they want to finish with the OND guys before they start sending out invitation for the HND and experienced positions.The OND guys are at the interview stage now.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs at Total by kropelgrada(m): 11:28pm On Sep 26, 2014
Enosa1: I got this: wondered why though
Dear Nosakhare EGBENOMA, Having analysed all the applications, unfortunately you have not been shortlisted for the OND VACANCIES opening. However, the information provided will be held in our databse and will be available to the various recruitment departments across the Group. This will enable them to contact you directly if there is an opening that could be of interest to you. Best regards, Recruitment Department Total Replies to this message are undeliverable and will not reach Total. To contact us, please use the following url: http://www.careers.total.com
It means you have not being shortlisted for the test..the test has being written and they are now at the interview stage.
Don't get your hopes up,it means nothing
Politics / Re: Nigerians Spent Millions On Parties but 200,000 School Fee Is A Problem -Oyedepo by kropelgrada(m): 11:03am On Sep 20, 2014
focus7: Your opinion and a waste of time. Check the man out he's making progress and having result.
You sir are a grade 1 pillock.
Why does he have to depend on church offerings and tithes to break new grounds and make progress.
If he was so smart like you make him out to be why didn't he start out as a businessman.Because he has made so much money as a 'god of men',now he is breaking new grounds?
Better bring your head out of this man's culo so that you can start thinking straight cos it's obvious that u are one of them that are being brainwashed by these modern day scammers that call themselves 'god of men'

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Politics / Re: I Will End Corruption And Secure Nigeria-Buhari by kropelgrada(m): 8:10pm On Sep 18, 2014
Nigerians listen!!
Don't try and vote Buhari in 2015..This man will Islamise Nigeria.Pls i beg you
He promised to de-stabilize Jonathan's government after the 2011 general election,and he has since being doing that with Boko-Haram
Don't listen to this man

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Education / Re: Should I Go For Nysc Now With A 2.2 Or Drop Some Courses And Rewrite For A 2.1 by kropelgrada(m): 5:36pm On Sep 17, 2014
tonilogbo:

Let me remind you that 2.1 may be a good grade but cannot always get you a highly pay job and also neither 2.2 cannot get you a low pay job...You're what u can do with your qualification...not the grade u have got while in school...Let me also remind you that Prof. Wole Soyinka has "pass" grade during his B.sc program...He is well known throughout the whole world...I think its nt advisable to drop some courses just because u want 2.1. #MyOpinion. With your grade can employ first class.
Prof. Wole Soyinka did not have a "pass", Prof Wole Soyinka graduated with a 2.1.

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