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ochongonoko: You're taking this too seriously. We're just cracking jokes. Me and kslib started with anambra/warri way of speaking and we saw no harm in it. I'm an igbo boy but changing "L" to "R" and vice versa "jokingly" won't hurt me. Chill a bit, it's all jokes, not everything is meant to ridicule your tribe please.

Shalom

You dey mind that guy.. He don dey attack me since all cos of page 1000.. Rmao...
I dey ignore lam but he no wan glee.. I wansnt even using an aboki tone to communicate with you,i only replaced "l" with "r" and vice versa and repried @Aboki with an aboki tone ONLY ONCE and the guy started tlowing weapons at me for no leason..
He doesnt know i am more aboki than he can ever be..
Anytime i visit the north,he shld call me so that i will take him to the Emir's palace.. Nansense..
When i siddon my own jejery,na dem go begin attack me.. Msssshhhheeeew!!!
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Meanwhile,Aston billa,i don score am por anoza goal and i dey lead am por arsenal with 3 goal dipperence...

Next time when you wanna talk,know the kind of people you are talking to cos i'm not one of those who will entertain that tribe nonsense.. Ka gi ni ko?
Abi na you be the first person wey come from north? We wey dem born for north,use north water baptise us no dey carry am for head,na novice like you wan con talk nonsense all in the name of tribe.. I laugh.. Dan buro uba, kowai!!
Dan banza like you who is trying to create an issue,when clearly there is none..
Lmao!! Some people can be very very stuupid atimes,i cant even believe this nigga has been on my tail up untill this moment cos i forgot to put his name on page 1000.. Abeg make this BBA end quick cos there are many psycho's lurking around..
Pussified Nigga who cant get over not being put on page 1000 all cos of a mistake..****spits Godforbid***
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In baka da hankali,ka je asibiti a gyara ma hankili'n ka.. Wawa
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I am more northern than your ffucking self can ever be... Akuya!!!
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And i'm very glad that i didnt put your bleeping name there..
Nigga be crying like a pussy all cos of page 1000:.. Kwakwakwakwa...https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif

Kai!! Benteke i don score am por goal again prom fenality kick..
Aston billa i dey lead am por Arsenal with one goal dipperence..

Well,thats your ffucking business and not mine.. I will talk about any damn tribe i wish to as far as i'm not insulting them or whatever..
And 'hey' those are my people,i grew up amongst them,i was born there and know when no to over-step my bounds so you might wanna ffucking use another line and take your wahala somewhere else cos i gat no time for this ffucking shiit you're trying to bring up here..
And nobody is trying to crack a joke or whatsoever cos i never forced anybody to laugh when i post and i sure know the thing line that separates seriousness and joking.
Better carry your walaha shift go one corner.. Rubbish..
Like mt friends will say
"Ka chi kutuman buro uban ka.." dan iska kowai..
Seems like you are always trying to indirectly pick a fight with me but i have been civil enough to have ignored you all this while.. Maybe its now time to rub it to your face:::
Ka chi kutun man buro uban ka.. Kai baban akuya ne.. Kai wawa ne.. Kai dolo ne..
Ina giran ka,dan banza kowai..

ochongonoko: At reast I'm "lice"(right). You no be walli boy but you funny like a walli bwuoy. Anywhere you're flom, e no matter as rong as you have scleamed alea . I'm not raraosky, I'm difflent, stop tlying to ploove me long, cos I'm light

Ok!! But na onry matter of time before @moderra catch you.. Rol

Aboki4inside: I wish Dillish and Melvin would make up.. The house has been so boring lyk SHIT!!

Kai! Kai! Kai! Abeg dat dillish nyarinya i get am por big big ego.. Dillish i dey wait por melbin to come talk to am pirst..
Dat nyarinya dillish na ober pampered barbie and princess i be, and melbin i no get time por Disney land!!!
If na me be dat melbin yaro,i no go talk to her pirst walahi!!

Aboki4inside: BBA has now bcome so boring.. Am sick of it now

Kai! Kai! Kai!! Make i no gety sick por d show na.. D show remain am por small to pinish..
Abeg make i manage am like dat,apter one week,eblything go pinish..

ochongonoko: ROTFRMAO . See Ksrib wan rie , no be you decrare say you be walli bwouy?. Come dey shour alea . Rie make I disglace you . His engrish na die but the plonouncoation is in collect

Rmao @leal madlid


@itsmodella, selly looks like umonwu ulaga in that pic, but maria is pretty there. Selly body is tempting sha

Rol.. I never said i'm a walli boy woo,i was only leplesenting the alea cos i have stayed there for sometime and visit there flequently...
I have lemember sef,i only said i am flom ***** state and somebody here siad i was her bloda.. I be walli boy small but i'm not flom walli..
Rie rie boy..
Inshort,i din start my witch hunt,i go ploove am say you be @rarosky,i go bling ma facts.. Better watch your back cos i go expose you.. Rol

ochongonoko: Yeah, liverfools won. Victor ikpeba walli(I heard he's from your area ) speesh and plonounciation is regendaly(legendary), people don talk tire, but I guess since engrish no be our mama tongue, we no go brame am. The bullets from his mouth are funny sha

Which team you dey support?

Rmao!!!!! Which alea are you talking about? Have i told you where i hail flom? Lol.. Maybe i did i cant lemember..
His engrish is on point but its just the way he plonounces it that make me raff..
Anyway,i be die hard Leal Madlid fan..

Liverpool won 1 nil..
@Ostrich,what do you ave to say about victor ikpeba's speesh and plonounciation.. Lol

ella.b:
Ok..ma friend said melvin told Beverly that d crap Dillish used was wat he told everyone in d jacuzzi and not in confidence..did he say that?

I didnt watch the Mel-bev convo today but YES,melvin didnt tell dillish in confidence cos some housemates were also there when he gave the story but not all of them...

ninnyanny: Haters, did u listen to melvin talking to bev about what happened yesterday? Haters didn't listen and soon they would come on here to type the opposite!

Pls what did he say? Was busy watching liverpool's match..
Tell us!!

Yes,melvin was pissed at what dillish said but he handled it jokingly and maturely. Inshort,dillish was the person who started taking if far...
Lemme explain cos i watched it and if you watched it and find any single thing i'm about to say a lie,quote me and correct me...
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When melvin jokingly told dillish to shuut up just like how they do to eachother even when maria was around,dillish started dragging the issue infact she said "You tell your country women to shut-up",? This statement was unnecessary from dillish cos they normally use"shut up" on eachother but melvin didnt even seem to care after she said it.. Dillish dragged this small issue to make it look serious which i found strange but melvin handled it well jokingly... Now thats maturity...
Part 2..
They were discussing and Melvin said she doesnt know much about relationships cos she's only been in two relationships and both were long term relationships.. Is there anything wrong in the bolded? Absolutely NO.. If dillish didnt find it funny,i believe she should have told him she didnt like it but dillish immidiately told him about his GF who cheated on him with another man,he(melvin) bought her a gift and took her back.. Melvin was still massaging cleo's foot and with a smile he said "you know you are talking crap right now",dillish didnt listen,she continued talking about it and melvin still with a smile said "you know you are talking crap right now".. Melvin finished massaging cleo's foot and was jokingly telling cleo that he would take out his anger on her(cleo) and cleo said he should come and massage her back and take out his anger there, and melvin smiled..
Now dillish wanted to continue teasing him and he jokingly said "shut da ffuck up",from his facial expression,you could see he wasnt even serious but dillish(with a serious look) now said "did you tell me to shut da ffuck up"? And Melvin said "YES",that was when dillish withdrew from where he was and moved to he other side of the room and melvin rubbed jell on his hair and went downstairs...
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Elikem and cleo who were in the room told dillish that what she said was sensitive but dillish said she needs an apology from Melvin cos she is also hurt.. Can you imagine?
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For the records,dillish never apologised,cleo is the only one who did for telling him he wont get a GF if he tells women to shuut-up.. Mind you,when cleo said that,melvin didnt even get angry atall, he continued massaging her foot..
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Look,if melvin eventually decides to never talk to dillish again,i will support him cos i see no reason why she will say something as sensitive as that to him which he handled well AND she getting angry cos he jokingly told her to shut da ffuck up.. Maybe she's used to getting apologies from guys she has offended,but she should better wake-up cos Melvin is not those guys..
She wants to play mind games and melvin is surely playing his,so make una leave am...
I repeat,Dillish was the one who dragged the issue and Melvin used that opportunity to also get pissed at her cos she was the one who said something offensive to him and she was still forming anger cos of ordinary "shut da ffuck up" which he siad jokingly.
I can identify with Melvin cos when you play with ladies too much esp the pretty one's,they will tend to see you as a weak man and feel they can get away with everything...
Lastly,those of you saying Nigerians have painted a picture to make it look like dillish is the most beautiful they've seen should be happy cos Melvin is now showing that she is nothing and can be ignored just like everyother egolistic average chick..
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##Team## Ignore those with Ego issues##

ochongonoko: No mind that thing. You guys shouldn't have quoted that thing. I think that moniker is owned by @sweetlemon. Can't you see how moronic and lopsided their views are?. You can see through her intent for creating that moniker. Whatever juju dillish has used against her is very strong I swear

She must be a lesbian in real life.. I am very sure of that... Lol

Sweetlemon: Thank you very much. You are really very objective. And I love people like you.
However, I still want Melvin to win.
People criticize Dillish at the slightest provocation forgeting Melvin has said some not so gentlemanly things about her. The girl was just joking when she said that stuff to him and moreover she has apologized. Why can't he just accept her apology if he is really so gentle? Abegi!
Personally I believe it's just his pride he's nursing cos he can't fully have Dillish as his babe cos of Steven. Most Nigerians guys are like that. If they can't have a chic, they hate on her.
And that Elikem, he's really taking advantage of the situation....

Shut up!!!! Can you imagine the bolded? I can see what you and dillish have in common,no wonder people attack you everywhere you cos your attitude stinks and you lack the brain power to reason like a normal person....

You can take offense if you like,afterall its free...

Youdee10: I assume some modelling job that Selly hooked her up with or an appearance. Something that will bring cash in that's for sure. Anyone who quotes twitter or FB has no idea what actually happened on the show. Melvin acts like a little girl sometimes. He has said many stupid things to Dillish over the weeks. That she is 22 and a girl so she has no business dreaming to buy a house. He always refers to her beauty like what will get her everything in life when she has told him she hates it when people say that. He keeps referring to her dreams to get married and have kids like she is stupid and does not know what she wants which in itself is disrespectful to Steven. He keeps talking her down and saying he is 28 forgetting her boyfriend is 28 and has known Dillish for 5 years and is an established business man making money not a struggling actor on BBA looking for a platform. Whose advise does he think Dillish should listen to? His or Stephens? She has taken all that and the one day she shows a spine, Nigerians are having seizures.
He goes on and on about relationships yet any tale he has told is similar to a high school boys tale. What does he know? Dillish gave him the perfect response and I applaud her. I have been tired of her letting everyone say anything they like to her. The next person she owes a telling off is Beverly. Hopefully I will get it before she leaves on Sunday, if she is going.
It is Elikem that made her go talk to Melvin. Even the BBA website people have no idea. She simply said why are you so mad? He said, He is pissed off. With his face like i dont know what. he couldn't have been that pissed off because why was he sitting there looking confused? Clearly someone will talk to him. He should have been with the others or out of sight. Let us know he is really angry. She asked if he wanted to talk about it here or upstairs.

Elikem himself is an instigator. He also used the opportunity to give Melvin an out regarding his Shut the Bleep up comments to the girls. Melvin should thank Eli.

Melvin is fond of throwing his opinions in peoples faces and when he gets the same he sulks and takes things personal. He should prepare himself because he is about to become 2nd or 3rd again and I hope this time he truly stops entering competitions.

*** borrowed from BBA forum******

@Youdee 10,ffuck you and whoever wrote that shyte which i'm guessing to be you or your elder bro.. You think i dont remember your username.?
. Aint you that same iddiot who came to talk trash some time ago and was disposed in the trash can he belongs to...
The below is one of the comment this moraffucker made some time ago..
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Youdee10: I signed up just to let you all know you guys are just 0.5% of the voting population. Would Sign in later when any other deserving person apart from Melvin wins..... Just to gloat

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Why cant you be a man and use your regular handle to post,you coward.?. Why resort to using this handle to spew trash?..
Brave up and use ur real handle which i know of, to post.. You are a pusssy and a coward...
If you cant Man-up online,i wonder how pussifed you are in real life..
Ode!!!

@zeenad,thanks..
Shout out to you too!!!

aodis: Bros ehn going by dat song make melvin commot mouth for dat chic matter! Good morning!

Good morning to you too..
Omo that song na just perfect description of Theory wey the Mellish's dey postulate..

Justiyke4u: yes they have and have even knwon themselves for years "offline"

Ah han,then go ahead and marry the person if you feel that person is the right one for you.. I dont even know what the problem is,Is it cos of the fact that you guys first met online or What?
Nowadays,almost everybody has an online identity, even the person you're meeting physically for the first time.. Since you said you guys have met offline,then go ahead and do your thing since the person has proved to be worthy of having a union with you offline..
All that matters is offline and not how you guys met which is online..
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It is well!!!

@aodis thanks,i have listened to the song....
Nice song!!

aodis: http://mp3skull.com/mp3/secret_lovers.html

Dillish song to melvin download and listen to lyrics!

. I don donload am sha.. Buh i was expecting to see dillish's recorded voice there.. Lol
Shey na Atlantic Star: secret lover. make i listen to am..
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Good morning!!!

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Na wa oo. The way this matter is been exaggerated baffles me..
This ish happened many hours ago and Melvin palyed with the housemates in the sitting room,he played soccer,laughed and did the normal normal.. Now he's probably reflecting just like every normal housemate does once/twice in a while,and it has suddenly become sulking cos of what transpired btw him and dillish...
Yes,he wasnt happy with what dillish said,but he certainly isnt using it to shun other housemates.. Nigga wants some space and i see nothing wrong in that...
For the records,this is not the first time melvin is getting quiet or enters reflection mode at Night.. Didnt he do thesame thing last week or so when he was in the garden with a dull/sad facial expression?.. Its nothing new,nigga is just reflecting just like everybody and certainly isnt taking this ish too serious like its meant to look like..
Since dillish claimed she wanted to have a convo just like she said,then why didnt she initiate it? Oh,i forgot,she has a very big ego,that same ego that made her feel she said nothing wrong not until elikem and cleo corrected her... If she wants to talk,she should initiate the convo cos she is the one who is at fault and not the other way round... If she initiates the convo and melvin shuns her,then he is childish but as of Now,he is behaving like a Man..
Walahi,if melvin had initiated that convo,na through bluetooth i for use slap am till im face peel.. The offender should meet the offended so they can talk and not the other way round..
If melvin had initiated the convo,those same people will be the first ones to call him a weak Man and a WOMAN WRAPPER..
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#Team## Ignore those with ego issues###
Good night ya'lll...
One Blood,One Love,One Nigeria!!!!

Aboki4inside: Dis Elikem wit him he goat bear bear wit face gon i go slap am o.. My tv almost fal just now wich snore b dat?

Hahahaah!!!
Kai!!kai!! walahi dis aboki e no go killy me.. See as me dey makey me lap well well..
Me i funny walahi,i no go lie.. Kai

Elikem don Modify im snoring all thanks to Mod cleo who Quoted him snoring and the young tailor had no other option than to Submit .....

ochongonoko: Time to sleep abeg.. Melvin and dillish aint making up this night


If there's any moaning or sex activity going on, father ostrich(Kslib), PM me please

Who dey snore like a warthog?. Na elikem?

Sex ke? After Angelo no gree ffuck bev,i no sure say any sexual action go show-face..
Me sef wan sleep now..i just dey wait make my eye start weak/close..

Who be that person wey dey snore like engine?

Cleo, shut up and sleep..

ochongonoko: Chillax. You and I both know melvin has forgiven dillish. He simply told her he's pissed and promised to settle the ish at the bedroom. By making up properly I mean fulfilling his promise of settling the issue and moving on. He's hurt alright and sometimes ignoring someone is way to show how hurt you're but he can't keep at it, he needs to forgive and move on

Why use the word "CHILLAX"? Did i attack you or sound aggressive?
Ok,lets just forget this issue.. No need to argue the mata again.. You see it differently and i also see mine in a diff light..
Mata don end..
Shalom!!!

Bev don join them for the other room..

@ostrich,what do you mean by make up with her properly?.. He has already told her his mind that he was pissed na..
Wetin remain again?

ochongonoko: Melvin should just make up properly with dillish.. It's getting childish. I no gbadu this his sulking

What do you mean by that? He should go and climb her body and start tickling her,crack dry jokes or force an awkward conversation with her..
Its good to withdraw for a while cos it gives the people you are close to a reality check that there's another dimension to your character.. Too much play no good and i like the new distance btw them..
Dillish own don too much and i like the way Mel is handling it..
If she wants be over-pampered like a barbie queen/princess,make she better dey pack her bags cos Biggy house no be Disney land!!!