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Reincarnated: Lol, I no sabi who the babe be but dammmnnn. I missed then.

njokusboy: Lolzz, even me wan slip.. Na u give d first one so na me suppose give d last one... So e go equal..

Reincarnated: Mehn seriously!! Me too. When I was catching up on this thread today, I read about it. Kai I was pained

njokusboy: Hahaha, lolzzz, when them deliver you, the doctor looked at the nurse with a frown and warned strictly " if you know wat is gud for you, don't let that lip move" lolzz.. Ur lips been dey weigh 10kg.. Na precautionary measure...

Reincarnated: Ehhhm ochon, u dey play with ghosts?

njokusboy: Hahahahaha, lolzzz, I go tell dem say na my swag nah... But ur name suppose be ksLIP walai... When u dey cry for small na cooking pot lid dem dey put on top..lolzz

njokusboy: Hahahahahaha, dem fit use ur lips cook big pot of kpomo to use for traditional wedding... Lolzz

njokusboy: Hahahahaaha.... Ur lips dey lyk improvised parachute.... Lolzzzz... D thing dey minimize acceleration due to gravity....

ochongonoko: Lol.. Guy talk na

njokusboy: Hahaha, na swag nah, u no see 2face.... Even ur lips wey dey lyk mobuto sesseko own na swag... Dem fit use ur lips as fire extinguisher... To create emoticon wey fit describe am go hard wella
... Lollzz..

ochongonoko: Lol.. But seriously, lekpa no try. So if you had decided not to post, by now you'd have still be viewing only

C'est moi:
Lolz,I got the drift.Was just tryna pull your legs. Ok,I'm off to bed.Sleep tight when you decide to sleep.Sweet dreams.

ochongonoko: Lwkmd.. Why evils na?. Abeg, it was an innocent post

njokusboy: Nothing ur eye no dey see

C'est moi:
#coughs.....erm erm.....What help do you need?

ochongonoko: I don't know if you're a girl but I wanna if you have a thing for me. If you're guy, I'll recommend toyindipo for you

njokusboy: Hahaha, no be true story oh...

njokusboy: Hahahahaha, u don steal dat mad idowu talk abi? U wey dey use nyansh as vacuum cleaner...

#team use ass clear ground#

Reincarnated: Something just tell me say make I look the people wey dey view and bros abeg, where u dey hear those giggles from? Cuz toxxxx is about to be married...if not married , Tabh...that one na one of your girls (sweetie, don't worry....stop jumping on your bed cuz I mentioned your name, i'm not interested ) and Lertee is in love with Njokusboy ehm *clearsthroat*

I was faithful to her on this forum. I thought our marriage will last but I thought and chose wrong. My brother, monastery is calling my name

dre11: for ur dreams
anyway who says dreams can't b possible

ochongonoko: My guy I full ground. I swear you guys have given me an insight of how to keep myself busy. Anytime this thread bores me, I'll start going through old pages especially fork and spade's posts. Lwkmd. Oh boy, fork vs safarigirl vs kslib are posts to behold. It never gets stale. Lwkmd. This thread rules mehn. I even saw monikers I never knew posted

Kslib how the sting dey pian?

njokusboy: Haha, I go use knife cut dat ur lips wey dey like 150 naira kpomo.... Lolzzz...

C'est moi:
"If you are victim to a
scorpion sting, wash the
area directly using soap
and water. You can also
apply a cold compress to
relieve the swelling and
pain (that's if you have). Should you develop
any symptoms associated
with the sting of a
scorpion, it is best to see a
doctor immediately to
receive proper treatment".Take care.

Reincarnated: You guyz don't know how to set me up with the right wife. The first one lasted 2 weeks, the second one lasted one week... If I give u people the job again, u will set me up with someone wey go vanish within a day. Seriously, am I chasing these women away? Is it really that hard to stay married/hooked to me? One has deactivated, one has run away... Oh boy eee. E be like say na monk tinzzz be the next phase.

dre11: ok
just take good care of yourself

make those ladies no look us say we no care

njokusboy: Hahahahahahahhaha.. Dis una MEME thing useless oh...

Reincarnated: Lol, what's funny. Na simple question. The girl has fallen my hand big time I don already talk say make u people no let me remember her. I don chop too much diss. I swear I been dey think say wetin u talk last night sef dey true. Imagine! I've used the word peasant more times than the number of days my marriage lasted. This one don pass Kim K's 72 day marriage. My own no even last one week

njokusboy: Oh boy u tink say na about pain Better go tell ur mama say scorpion bite you, dat tin poisonous oh,even if na to stab you with injection sef make dem do am.. You fit wake up tomorrow and ur balls go swallow up like case and bladder... Na dat tym u go know

Reincarnated: Who is that

Reincarnated: The fear of getting a girl pregnant