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Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Thank God.

Huh? Off again? *deactivates account, throws phone inside canal and focuses on business and studying* U dey madt? [/color]

Lool!! Man gats adjust and face other ish atimes!

Saw your d-- I motivate ya? How?

Op, i think thats not your cousin but you!!!

Nice!! But erm, op, it'll be in the best interest of your cousin(you if you dont allow him see the comments which i suspect might start coming in pretty soon.

@vivly, thanks for the Nomination. I seldom post in the romance section-- surprised to see my name..

The-same way I see a female who lowers or shaves her hair------ Normal!!

Oh!! He asked ladies only!! My bad then!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lol. I think say you dey among o as I no see your face for here. Lmao @ autograph. Autograph ko, manualgraph ni. Shift, mbok.

Loooooooooool. Kikikikikikiki @ e.rection.

Cool. How's the ish you had to handle going?[/color]

Its going fine, even better than i expected!! Will be going off again, this time, maybe for a month or so, it depends on what comes next sha ..

dre11: says who?
she, forum members or you.
Abeg leave story joor

hmmn!! ok, ooo!! If you say so but i still oppose sha!!

Ehen, i see you and my sister agbgift are waxing stronger.. Awwww.. You guys are so so cute together..

@jumong, awwww dear, sorry for what you had to go through ehn.. Shiit happens atimes..

Be strong for bimp me, sweety, ok!!

Reinca, na my lips you yab like that?

lol... Erm, dre11, abeg ooo!! No be cos of me she stop dey post or vanish here.. I am not that Important..

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]See your eyes. I wan yab you and Ochon this night sef. God save you say I dey busy, na only Ochon I go yab. Oya, where you go abi you dey guest mode since?

Lwkmd. Love letter ko, love mail ni. I dun forget wetin I be wan write sef.[/color]

Guest mode? If to say i dey guest mode, i for don reply since ojare..

I dey busy dey sign autograph's offline since ooo.. ..

Something came-up that needed my attention(i didnt type e.rection ooo ) , so i had to handle it without distractions.

Jekyll, abeg sorry, didnt see that reply before i wented( )..

Erm, you want to write something.. Hope its aything but not a love letter..Just kidding brah!!

Abu Mikey:

Some have done it!!

To Mikey!!


Telling them you don't like them,is as bad as killing them

Yea! Just like I said 'some have done it to guys' but its often rare in this part of the world..

It goes both ways.. Just like it kills some men also, when ladies do it to them. But i think it hurts the ladies more compared to men when rejected.

Jekyll, when you get to see this..

Go to phones/mobile section and scroll down, you go see one 'Adriod data plan thread' like that, created by one stevenlinko guy.. Forget the 20+, no suffer yourself read am.. Just go to the last page and post to the OP say you dey interested.. He go answer you..

You can contact him via whatsapp or call his Num.. From there you go see the procedure,then buy Voucher.. Very simple and effective..

It'll be ten times easier to find a girl who doesnt love money, than to see a girl wooing a guy in this part of the world..

They'll rather die in silence.. Only a few can/will/have done it, and if we were to compare the number of girls who have and to that of those who wont, then I might be tempted to say 'No Nigerian girl has done it'..

You said 'You cant approach a lady and ask her out'. Well, All what you just need is confidence, thats all..

Ladies dont bite. The highest they can say is 'NO' and it wont kill you. You wont be the first person that the power of NO has been used upon by a lady and wont be the last, so why not try?

Just try it for the first time and even if the lady says 'NO', you'll notice that there isnt any big deal in what has been scaring you all this while.. Every journey begins with a step, even the journey of 'asking ladies out'..

You are even 29 sef.. Abeg do quick jooor and come tell us how it went!!!

njokusboy: So u want blackmail d person b dat

lol. You dey put words for mouth shey?

No be black mail, na white letter!!

njokusboy: Out with it boy.. Y u dey waste tym

Lol..I no fit upload am.. That wouldnt be cool. Was just messing with the person sha..

But you still have to come for the negotiation ooo!! ELSE

ToyinDipo: Happy sunday bro. About the unfinished business, I just wish it stops, I'm not really enjoying it.

Oh ok!!!

Ochon, i think what toyin doesnt like is the Tomato.. It sound feminine..

Call him something like 'ToyinOnions' or 'Toyinmaggi'..

..

See ehnn, you know thyself.. I have your VN on my phone.. I was just browsing through some old abondoned folders, only to be met with a VN titled ''*A*A'...

In case you want to doubt, It started with 'chei!! Oh boy see groove mehn'..

Well, if the person aint on this thread, then i'll upload it.. This sunday couldnt get any better!!!

If you dont want me to upload it here, then you know where to meet me, so we'll negotiate.. Time is not on your side !! ... Dont make that mistake of telling me to go ahead and upload ..

What a sunday?

njokusboy: The thing still dey surprise me... U know say some girls dey lyk domineering men....

Yea!! You have a point! Me sef tire ooo!!.. I know say most of dem no go gree agree but na true you talk..

Some girls really like domineering men with a full touch of brutality. Na ogbanje dey worry some girls, i tell ya!

dre11: or
she is enjoying the pay from the Oneza film they are busy acting & which is in full force.

Maybe she is enjoying it in reality though, but if what we saw when BBa was still on is anything to go by, then its safe to say 'Feza is a really strong dumb woman who can endure bullshit'.. Power hungry men be like 'Oh GOd, plssss i need a feza in my life'.. ..

If she endured that much emotional toture from oneal in front of the cameras when BBA was still on, I wonder what might be going on now when the camears are off!

Well na she sabi! Na dem sabi!

dre11: they no try at all
but their body language gives alot of negative vibes all along
to me they were not good actors only the gullible Harcleo fans were swindle
anyway good riddle to bad rubbish.

Right from time, they looked to me more like an Engineered couple rather than Natural. Oneal and feza(i wonder how she survives being with oneal) even looked more natural together if we were to compare..

As for the Ha-cleo fans abi na 'Ha-cleonation' as dem dey call am, they had no option other than believe it was true cos I believe majority, if not all of them wanted hakeem and cleo together, so they had no room for suspicion when the two tricksters eventually hooked up!!

I wont lie and say 'I knew all this while that they were faking' but the truth is, they looked forced together to me especially after BBA. I just thought mabe they told themsleves to try their possible best to make it work no matter what. Little did i know that we had two tricksters in the making who were faking.

Hacleo fans be like "No, this news is a lie--- Maybe its just one of biggies tasks"..

ToyinDipo: @Ochon
You just won't stop. Reading your short drama, I could only picture a disgruntled chap trying to splash water in my face. Seriously, if this is what you consider as fun then it's beginning to sound as obsession. Just let it slide, I don't really fancy dragging petty stuffs like.
BTW, I saw that stunt you were trying to pull with that prof moniker, to call it cowardly and dumb is to actually give it a false praise.

@Njokusboy
Damn! You are the wuuuuuckedest. When I saw that your ksLIP and gravity jab, I was like, hope you didn't succeed in forcing Kslib to upload a zoomed pic of his...you know what, just to explain to peeps that it's not what you are making us to imagine. You have really given Reinc a lot of ideas for his Memes

@Kslib
We know it's not as bad as Njokusboy described it, but ehm, please don't give plastic surgery a thought.

Lol.. You dey mind that yeye Njokusboy that painted my Lips to look that of shrek? i go wound that boy..

Plastic surgery na for those wey get money ooo--- I cant afford it..

Happy sunday!! Seems like you and ochon still have unfinished business!!

njokusboy: Lolzz, the day way melvin go come out to say "me and maria are just friends, nothing is going on between us, she (we) had feelings for me (each otherr) but it didn't work.... Hahahahahahaha.. Dat day dis thread go close... Lolzz, but I truly feel theirs is genuine cos two pple that really love each other try to kip it between themselves and not make it a means of publicity or an object of public entertainment... Lolzzz...
Na oneal own I dey wish for pass, feza would be like " that O'neal is a beast, he constantly abused me, turned me into a slave, made me wash his boxers and clean his shoes all day...
Oneal go come say, " dat feza is a dull girl, she doesn't know the difference between an ox and a camel...
Elikem and Pokello.. Pokello go say "Elikem begged to borrow my stockings, haha, he talks lyk a goat and I don't like his pimples... Lmao
Elikem go come cry out, " pokello tied me and gave me JIK and bread for breakfast, for looking at anoda ladies a'r'se... Lolzzz

Loool!!! i wonder how feza and oneal lasted this long sha! Well, maybe she is enjoying it or otherwise(suffering in silence)

Hahahahaaa!!!! Sweet messiah!!! So this two have been playing on the Intelligence of the so called 'Ha-cleo' fans! ... https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif...

See as two of them dey plan the thing for whatsapp as if na One Top Govt Secret.. I wonder how the 'fooled' Ha-cleo fans will take this latest developement. If cleo was playing all along cos of the Money and endorsement she got from 'fooling' her fans and laughing behind closed doors, then maybe its safe to say 'She don enter once chance'..

Hope people,the Ha-cleo's(those who survive based on BBA relationships btw housemates) dont get heart attacks in mass sha!!!

But this two really fooled thier fans sha and thats not so cool, especially to the old bald headed men and matured women with trailer sized- nyashes that are old enough to not just father both hakeem and cleo but also Owl-neal!!

Cleo and hakeem-- Yes, pressure comes with fame but you guys also effed up!!