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Reincarnated: Hope u no scream sha

lmao!!

Nah, I didnt!

Reincarnated: Ok na , leave am make we see wetin go happen. E be like say The spot wey d thing sting u never start to pain very well is why

Bad belle!! E don pain me pass!!

dre11: oh boy
hope say the thing no sting you
watch out for any swelling so that you can treat yourself b4 it get worst.

Hmmn!!! E sting me sha--- thats how i noticed its presence. Ok thanks, will do that, but no swelling for now!

Reincarnated: Look at the way this guy just dey narrate story as if say na soldier ant bite am. LMFAO. Isn't a scorpion sting poisonous?

Lol. Its poisonous but i no sure say that small thing poison fit shake me atall!!!

njokusboy: Scorpion bite you... Geeezz... Ur own don finish b dat

Taaaaa!!! Finish ke!!

The pain don vanish jooorrr!!!

Reincarnated: Oh, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That picture choked me mahn. You people for tell me since na.. I no even know say na wetin person dey wear to play rugby. Nice outfits

lol. Ode!!

Oh boy scorpion just bite me some minutes ago !! I just roll down from bed make i relax for rug, na im i hear one sharp pain as if pin chuk me. I quickly switched-on my mobile-torch cos the light in the room was off, only to see one baby scorpion pointing its fang at me. I wanted to bottle the iddiot and give to my baby niece to play with, but i con remember say we no be Oyinbo.

A Scorp has never bitten me before.If a baby scorp's hit can hurt a little like how it did, I wonder how painful the fang of an adults scorp tastes in the flesh. No wonder people dey fear dem die!!!

Somebody should resurrect this thread with a pic!!

Thanks in advance!!!

Maria, you are an iddiot, i swear !!! Do you know that all this while i was silent, i was on page 1144 waiting for the image to load..

The foolish network has started again and when it switches to edge, it will take longer than it took ochon to reply after you guys attcked him yesterday than just for one image to load!!!

I don see the pic!! Lmfao!!!!

Psychedelia: Reminds me of one disgusting experience I had during Uni days.

I dey for bathroom dey bathe, and my laptop dey logged on; na im one random bassttard coursemate like dat come sneak into my room, go for the laptop, type in "Blue Waffle" for Google Images, download the picture, select "Set as Desktop background", come off the computer, then sneak out from the room.
You know what "Blue Waffle" is? It's a HIGH DEFINITION picture of a disease-infected, puss-filled vaaagina, ZOOMED IN to such brain-melting detail.
So, that morning wey I wan come use my computer, my breakfast dey in front of me (Custard and moin-moin). I don chop the food half way already, with some in my mouth, when I come boot my computer.
Guy! I dey tell you, I VOMIT the WHOLE THING straight! While the mofo was in his room laughing his asss off

Lmao!!!!

King Rein: asin!!! leave am, the guy get hidden agenda

.. Whcih agenda?

njokusboy: Sharap boy, u no hear say e don do?

Lol. I no argue nah!! Na just normal gist!! Madman!!

jovialjov: Lmao @ I know you know*...I didn't know,I don't know everything about lisby oh...*murmuring*ochon,I will deal with you

Ok!! i be-leaf you!!

njokusboy: Hahahahahahahah, so na spade do dat rubbish.. Rotflmao.. I was so disgusted ehn,I vex for dat person noni.. Like say make I just grab am begin slap am...This thread yeye aswear..

@bolded **falls inside paint bucket***. So you no know? lwkmd!!!

jovialjov: I wouldn't call that tension but even if it was,you had nothing to do with it neither did you cause it...but you took it up on yourself like you caused it.
And I think we all have known each other to some stage and am sure nobody blamed you...


Phew!! It is still good sha and thank you for the imaginary ice cream

Ok!! I just felt guilty. I easily feel guilty atimes even when the situation doesnt begs for it.. Lisby is proof and i know you know!!

You are welcome..

Psychedelia: Hahahahahahahaaaa! Una still remember o!

Lol. How i go forget.. I dey chop yam that day,only to come see pic wey erase my appetite..

I still remember the guy face sef!!!

King Rein: On pg 1149 has GOM displaying his madness with a p.orn picture

That reminds me..

Spade once posted a pic of a Guy banging a horse!!

This thread is crazy i sweear!!

King Rein: Lol, what tension

lol. This boy dey mad OO!!

njokusboy: Walai, dat girl was as smart As f'u' ck, I was lyk who be this? Its a pity her calculations didn't work...
Lmao, I remember when dillish survived the last eviction while bimp and angelo were evicted... Mariarocks aka reincarnated now started his usual rantings, na so him attack spade and safari ehn, him no fit post anytin without attacking dem as if na dem dey decide the vote.. I was like, who come be this ill mannered girl abeg I never know say mariarocks na boy dat time... Mariarocks was really sumtin too aswear... No be now wey him dey pursue woman anyhow becos him don reincarnate.. Lollzzzzz

lol . Talking about calculations, that reminds me of the good old days of AAv!! lmfao!!

We were like " Na 4-4-2 formation we go use"..

"YOU and you go be attackers-- una go Attack Tamuno and Ugochukwu.."

"You and you go be the two holding midfielders---- una go destroy Rukewe and Akpors.."
"While we go dey back dey Molestation salomi"... lmao!!!

jovialjov: Lol,I no vex oh...more like disappointed/hurt but it's all good now

And yes,you sorely misunderstood my reply...but all are bygones now

Awwww, Ndooooo!! Too bad i cant send Ice cream to you this night via DHL. E go quick melt!

Erm, i didnt misunderstand the reply. It was straightforward-- even a primary one year kid will understand, and I did. Its just that it was awkward considering the tension at that particular time..

Yea! Its all good!

njokusboy: But I miss safari girl abeg.. Lolzz d girl was off the shizzle...

The Girl is mouthed and knows how defend her-self in a strong way! If her moniker had "guy" after 'safari" I wouldn't have thought she was a babe!!

Oh boy!! See as netwrok dey kinda better now!! . I hope say E go last sha!!

Thats josykady!!

ochongonoko: I came late and the VN was gone

...

Hahahahaha!!! My world!! I cant hold this laughter anymore..

Ochon, you listen to the VN? Instead of mondi to do what you asked, she con say "Because the only thing i can do for you is lead you to christ,its all that you need"... Lwkmd!!! ..

Loool!! What happened to bleeping him nah?

ochongonoko: Lwkmd.. Keep falling.. I can dance skelewu wella, too bad it's just a 10 second stuff and I hid my body wella

lol.. You get luck.. I couldnt recover the link again..

Mondisweets: u will have to play truth or dare with us then

No!!

ochongonoko: Lmao. I no believe cos na skelewu I dey dance. How did you know?

Hahaha!! Really? I just guesss walahi since na the raining dance!!

Damn, I just cant picture you dancing skelewu!! My God!! . I will do anything humanly possible to get back that link.. I must not miss!!

Ochon and skelewu!! lmfao!! **falls inside paint bucket**

Mondisweets: that was for ochongonoko na
Delete am

Lol. So i for just pass am like that? Damn, she isnt only crazily sexy but also funny!!

Ok, lemme watch it just 10 more times and i'll delete i promise!!

ochongonoko: Really?. I don't believe you

Honestly!! The link break after my phone off by imself.. Since its ucweb, hopefully i'll maybe get the option to recover lost tabs and i hope your skelewu is among!!

I don launch ucweb, leeme me see first!!

Goddamn, mondi is something else mehn!!

See those killer moves. Now i know why her moniker ends with "Sweet"

ochongonoko: Lwkmd.. Bad boy. Drop yours o

Chai!! The link break!! Godddammmmmmmn!!!!

ochongonoko: Kslib, I no say you don view my dancing skills, oya upload yours fast

I still dey ry download am but ucweb dey ffuck.. I just pray make e download, make the link no break..

***Modified for now!!**

I No wan spook am!