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coded01: I think I partially share your opinion on Arsenal winning but right after Liverpool!


As for trolling, this is the best time to do that after back to back opening match defeat at the hands of Swansea city...

Nah! Liverpool blew thier chances last season. They came the closest they could ever come to clinching the title in probably years to come but blew it like chalk.

And with suarez gone whose effort alone contributed to dare i say,80% of their success last season,they shouldnt sulk if they end up only qualifying for champions league.

Haha! LVG the hailed Genius has now come out to say he doubts Man U's hope of the EPL trophy. And mind you, this is just his first game.. Hehe!

coded01: You are right bro!


Mehn! Dem dey argue die...

I never get time,when i gat some to spare. i'll peep and hopefully troll their thread.

I want Arsenal to win EPL this season. I am beginning to like them. I was so happy when ramsey scored that late match winner.

Nomski0: Whoa

But why?

Lol.

its a long story jare. Besides, i dont want to remember it cos i've promised to let it die.

coded01: Smh...


Honestly, he is good!


Yet some Man Utd fans go dey under-rate the guy...


I don tire for those guys matter...

No mind them.

They're all secretly dying to get his signature @trafford. That underate ish is just a back-up strategy to make themselves feel good if he eventually ditches their sorry asss.

coded01: Wetin u wan do...

We don discuss the matter for covoon.

Ance's will to sell maria has been spiritually tied by with 2 yards of Nigerian wax.

Nomski0: As predicted, we lost





Ahem, what happened to your other account?

Good as de-activated. It had all its privileges stripped which includes posting.

So we lost again?

The way we've been loosing friendlies of recent is funny.

Di maria played yesterday. As a matter of fact,he gave ronaldo a sweet pass that led to our first goal.

Ance, sell am make i see na!

Rap iz imprinted all ova me DNA/
In battles,ma record is clean.. cos i inherited a "high gene" !!

(hygeine)

When i saw 10k i burst into laughter too.

lwkmd!

Match is 7;30pm.

Anyone watching?

rozzay: Guy u r not crious @ all. Eating nd farting in public dats bad but nofin wrong in me telling my bf dat I want to sh it o. Haba he can even be sucking bobby while am @ it. Hehehehehehe

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Bootybuttchic: no never... i can never tell someone about goin to shitt gan,i dont knw why...its always to urinate.... ...and the rest,eat mango on d road never,belch never..fart embarrasing.....so i pass

Good! Then your love life is safe.

olubukato: I don drop joo.. Back in the days

Really? Thats cool .

Refer me, a link will do/so i ll see my self

u can reply via the chatroom so as not to derail

olubukato: Ksslib, nice one..

I'm calling u out

Thanks. /
But you havent dropped anything here/so how do you want me to battle ?

Season wan start! Hopefully, this thread should come alive.

I ' ll like to watch our friendly against Fiorentina today.

nickvanilla: Kroos is a good signing because he is gonna boost the midfield.but as for james,d only problem I have with him is dat he is gonna displace di maria.james is very fragile and uncomfortable in one on one situations.what am I even saying?james comes nowhere near di maria.di maria is a beast!.a tested and trusted hand with a lot of experience.if he was on the pitch on tuesday,hmnn.....

Gbam. Di maria is a terrorist. Soccer-haram.

I see james as an investment for the near future though.

I dont care how Ancelotti or Perez does it, Di maria should go no where. Simple.

jabanz: Following

. Hope your girl doesnt do any ?

Bootybuttchic: lmaoooooo

. Are you guilty of any?

If you are the type that wants to get married but does any of the above, now you know why men are refusing to knock on your father's door.
Now you also know why Joseph who has been with you for 7years has refused putting a ring on that finger..

You are welcome.

1. You are doing something, maybe like watching a movie in your guy's arms and your bowel becomes filled up all of a sudden. When you make a move to excuse yourself and he asks where're you are to, pls and pls do not say something like "I wan go sh*t" or "i want to poo" . Its makes you man-like and in some cases, un-attractive, no matter how good you look.

Bottom-line; A simple "I want to visit the rest room" will do. Its his job to wonder and figure out why you spent much time there. She's either easing herself or using the toilet, no biggie.

2. Just like how its so ewwww to see a guy scratching an itchy scrotum say in a B.R.T bus or any public place, its also un-acceptable to see a fine girl picking her nose. Oh wait, you seriously think only guys pick they nose? then you're seriously on a long thing. Babes, if you want to pick ur nose, abeg do am codedly. And if you wowor , see no just try am else you go look for husband tire.

Bottom line: Babes, do not try this in public but you are free to do that at home.

3.. I know girls love indomie. There are some who can eat indomie,bread,beans and akara at a go. And still step it down with one bowl of akamu or 2 bottles of lacasera. Ok fine, what you eat is none of my business but my problem is when you open your mouth and Belch out loud like a knocked tired engine.

Pls and pls you can do that in private and get away with only your conscience pricking you BUT dont try it in your guys presence, else the relationship is over.

Bottom line: Mute that loud belch,will ya?

4. Eating while walking on a busy road. Even we guys sometimes find it somehow to eat while walking on a busy road save for when the hunger is threatening to send us into ghostmode, still at that there's this swagga we associate it with .

But girls, pls and pls, even if the hunger wan kill you,drink pure water . Ok just picture a babe seriously eating doughnut or egg roll while cat walking on a busy road. Epic faaaail.
But the good news is, if you worwor, feel free, you have nothing to loose. Keep adding to your problems.

Bottom line: There are few sustaining liquids/snacks you can grab when the hunger strikes impromptu. But boiled corn,akara,sugar cane,mango e..t..c is a No no!!

5. Guys can on some few occasions fart out loud within themselves to revenge another fart. Its a guy guy thing and there's no shame in it. I dont know if girls in group also do same just like guys. If they do, then fine.

But pls pls, do not ever, i repeat, do not ever release a fart in public that can be traced back to you. And again, just know this, it will be better to walk the streets naked than release a loud fart in lets say a B.R.T bus or ATM queue.

Bottom line: Even an indian goddess cannot get away with one careless fart. If you cant hold it anymore, free the trapped gas and loudly accuse the person sitting beside you.. Shikena..

Sometimes things can get so hard but come-on, sell your kidney for money? I mean, how bad is the situation to warrant such?

At the end, how much did they get after all the pains and stress. I feel sorry for them sha.

And as for their so called friend, his day of reckoning is coming. Friend indeed.

nymphomaniac: ya it is...it should show d imei no. Screen shot can nt be taken in recovery mode. Every phone can be booted into recovery, but its originality shows when d model is displayed

ok! Thanks Guy!

Lol. wetin man no ge see

smh @ D attention seeking biitch.. i ll just ignore/
till she feels invisible like she exists no more

2 lines, but you dropped a page/
see,even if i midget ma lines .. my worst ll still dwarf ur best

what god? Ok, u must be fuko, the god of ffucktards/
see, in this game, i'm ur father.. so stop feigning a bastard !!

Whaat?

From our athletes being discriminated upon ,quarantined and isolated shamefully in china to rwanda abi na gabon wanting to ditch thier game in naija. Now to Lesotho withdrawing em participation in this tournament.. WTFF??

This is getting out of hand. As if Nigeria isnt an embarrassment already as it is, ebola, in the person of that fooolish Patrick Sawyer is still doing it even in death.

Something ought to done abeg to avoid further insult from ignorant countries whose location is hidden on the global map.

Imagine Lesotho. Who's next? Niger?

lol. see him forcing lines like an obese b.itch trying tight-jeans/
his brain is obviously below waist line..Cos he spits lyk his grey matter iz trapped inside he pe.n.is!

if you claim d.ope bars,cos u're called bar man/
i ll spin ya head with a punch cos honestly,you's just a drunk man !