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007Bruce: mikuz! This bytch gone derail this thread oo

As if the thread hasnt been derailed already.. Msheew!

bias much.

ELYMAXiimus: Ksslib, you've got cool ideas! But you don't rhyme, nd if you're not rhyming you're not rapping!

When i read your lines i enjoy them, but thats cos i don't pay attention to the rhymes but to the idea you're conveying!

In a battle, rhyme is the very first thing everyone will check to know if you're rapping or just telling jokes!

Before your brawl, try to sort that out!
And i tell you, soon you'll floor the likes of mikuz and coogar, if they cross your path!



**max**

Thanks Elly.

Funny enough,sometimes i just feel like ffuck ryhmes, lemme just drop without it. Now that you've brought that to my notice, i'll take note.

Besides, if you have few examples of rhymes asides something like:

bomb homes/when i drop drop drones/
den curve bones/to form cones.

You can drop it lemme see, even if its a previous battle.
I have another question.. The above is 2lines right?

Lagunna: he is around.. yes the battle go sweet


yes..mikuz should make this happen.
ksslib vs giyaz

if he accepts, is should be set up..

Lagunna: You should battle somebody.. U are good to go.
How about u vs giyaz?

hmmn! This isnt a bad idea you know.

Where he at? Havent been seeing much of him lately.
If he will, then fine. I'll do my first battle with him.

Op you should have simply asked if people are turned off by tribal marks and not if one can marry someone with tribal marks. doesnt make too much sense.

Besides, my secondary classmate back then(my crush) ,she's probably the most beautiful person i've ever seen and she has tribal marks on both cheeks.

De ja vu things!

De ja vu things!

Lagunna: Kk.. Thanks man..

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You welcome brah.

Lagunna: Oga, link pls...

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I think he posted it here some pages back or better still type Niaraland: Ibime maestro ---- on google search, it should refer you to a page on NL, then keep scrolling down till you see it.

Lol.. The way mark pronounced his name to sound like "Ear Mark" cracked me up badly.. I kept repeating that part.

"this is Ear Mark, the moderator" . Lol

snippet was short but still good. Its just the starting that was funny.

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anyone with link(s) to audio notes of others should refer me.

Yeyenatu, i had to register on that site before i could download ur audio and marks. .

ahhhh,omo lala mo, ekpa lolo/
yeyenot, ekpalolo/
ahhh, ekpalolo !!

Sorry, i dont speak yoruba it was nice though..

Iamaromo, ur audio battle was good too. Nice one.

Wow,Ibime's Maestro was so cool. I enjoyed it.

I mke the crowd stand up when i'm blessing the stage/
the crowd make u stand-up like a mexica wave/

Your girl plays always you @ many locations/
my girl plays me too buh only the radio station ...



The track is Gooood!

Badassniggga: i'm currently in minna.
Low population + 4g network= Supersonic speed
you need to see how i marveled at the download progress with awe...

Good for you.

Mine clocks 2.3 mb atimes. But average is btw 1.3/2 mb/s and 800kb/s upwards.

The sound could have been better,so should the chorus.

.still kinda nice though. Like it a lil

Badassniggga: boy, may God bless this network. And you too ksslib for this info... Did it in the midnight and downloaded almost 2.5gb worth of files in an hour...

Bad guy.. No download etisalat office join oo.. Lol

i use one special sim for only the stuff. Aytime i load on the sim, i just start browsing ..

You are welcome. The stuff is on the internet sef.

Enjoy!

My brain uses mtn sim thats why i have yellow teeth.

Karlebolu: @ksslib, do you have to re-subscribe when the 5 minutes is over or it'll just automatically renew iself?

Yes! It automatically renews itself.

olubukato: I'll diligently fúck ur Iq/ knock the tumor outta of ur brain n turn it into a mush with a quickie/
the shít u call brain ain't worth a sleeping pill/ nigga ur life ain't worth the price on my coat tag/
hands down...u go use slow motion do thank u/

keep foaming from ur mouth like an epileptic/
u don't wanna spar with me...i'm eclectic/
if my current touch u, u go pass electric/
na small e remain for u to turn eccentric/

I'll smack everybody in ya house from ur father, brother, sister, mother/
stab u with an aids infested needle/
fúck your mother in the back of a stolen beetle/
rub ksslib in the face with her pússy discharge/
then slit both her wrists and let the bítch die slowly cos i'm evil/

Nigga don't ride a horse...pull a stunt/ or poke a porcupine in a tight spot/
my anger will go into u like u in shock/
when i'm done with u, u go think sey na stunt/

i know your thinking is under waist line/but ur spittin can never hit me below the belt/
i'm like earthquake, ma impact is felt/
so i'll bleep ur mama till she shakes like those two hands on nokia/
son,you think you cool /but ma hot spittin gonna make u melt/
and ma sick flows? they give u ill health/till you degenerate to death/

on another note, i pity loved ones

cos i might be tempted to behead ur father then mount what i cut off on your mother's neck to make her head the family.

****
I'm done.

i go straight to point like am all about sucking sharp nipp..les/
google how many times i've fallen/no result found/
cos i be like three quater/i no dey touch ground

i shed off skins and lay niggaz to rest like am a sleeping peel/
i go for the kill/ nd make a hill out of nothing
... Cos i Pile up dead bodies like i'm mimicking everest.

niggaz be dropping slow like Enya throwing a diss/while i spit faster dan eminem in a hurry/
niggaz claiming they bigger than rick ross/while in reality, they like Whiz khalifa on wieght loss

even if i lower ma standards,they wont still meet up/cos i'm like a kite in flight/while they like toy boats crawling on polluted waters/
..if claim car tyre cos they move fast/ they better shut da ffuck up cos i gat speed "In Gene" like i inherited the speed of light.

they throw a diss/all i do is cover nose and hiss/
cos they talk be smelling like expired piss/
but when lib grabs the spear.. he doesnt miss/
.. with a throw, he mount they heads on sticks and make thier lonely widows his

ffuck what they say cos me no send/
i only do errands .. wen i send modafuckas to lucifer..

olubukato: Dude, u are wack/ what da feck is gooder.. bítch tryna world play/ muhahaha.....
My guns'll open....splash the blood of this transgender/
It'll be a libation to cover for his descendant/
You say u be the gulder..then I'm the bartender/
smash the bottle on ur mum's head cos u won't surrender/
Ur bítch...i'ma sell to any big spender/

gooder iz a non standard comparative of good/
i only used dat on you cos ur Iq is below standard/

as for ur sister.. i'll give her safe sex... wen i fffuck the bi..tch in a banks vault/
deposit spe.r.m in her pu.$sy/then pull out like atm withdrawal/
ur wife... said she was "on her period"/cos she was ffuckking me on "borrowed time"/
.. In other words, i'll break ur "ma rage" /wen i cool ur mama temper with ma frozen joystick in her warm hole.

u being a bartender iz no surprise.. cos u hail from family of drunkards/
... so when i dip my hand in jar to palm wine ...then use that same hand to slap ur father/know its a form of greeting.

****
besides, its word play not world play/
no one can play earth/not even ur smart father who self serviced to einstein's picture cos he wanted his offsprings smart.

Badassniggga: wow. Unlimited you say? Pls tell me more about this... The activation codes pls.

Yes. You heard well. Unlimited.

I did it way long back and didnt deactivate since then.

Should be *229*5*7# .

olubukato: Lolzz.. I don forget o...

Ok o. When you remember then.

olubukato: Battle bukato joo.. and yes u thief my wife

tell me jor.

Who's she again?

olubukato: lolzzz..too late joo

.. Why?

olubukato: i dey here in spirit naa.. u sef.. u suppose don code

Suspected that earlier but shoved it off.

Use ur alt acc and we have a deal.

olubukato: Let's battle ......

You again? . I thief ur wife ni?

You dont even frequent here at all. Haba, how many people do you think ll agree battle if in my shoes?

Note, battling you is no biggie to me . I know you are good but be a lil active here atleast. I know you just wanna battle and away.

Anyway,you can go to ffr and di$$ @me like the other day. What other way is there to wound me better than that?

Badassniggga: But ksslib, how much did you do the 700mb plan??


And pls anyone, is mtn loyal about the N250 for 2hrs bundle? Is it unlimited?

Its the monthly 2 gig for 1500 i did like i've always been doing.

I have about 557 mb left now.

Why use mtn 250 2 hrs bundle or whatever when u can use etisalat N15 for 5mins unlimited download plan. With 90 naira you can download/browse unlimitedly for 30mins.. 180naira for 1 hr.

Just a suggestion though cos thats what i use for my downloads and its super fast.