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Midehi:
its only true love that can answer that

yeah i know the first time they will agree, but in the long run things will surely change.

when you have first degree and she has master, or when you have masters and she is a phd holder.

Am not saying its impossible or bad, but....

Can you marry a lady that is more educated,richer than you?. or she is working and you are unemployed?

Is she going to be loyal in the long run?

DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. One wife
4. One Son, and one daughter.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 Nokia & 1 BB-).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubo isu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch LG Plasma Tv.
21. Seven and a half girlfriends (2 in Lagos, 2 in Abuja, 2 in Ibadan, 1 in Port Harcourt, 1/2 in Calabar).
22. Four boxers and Three undies.
23. N1,010 @ GTbank, and N1,005 @First Bank
All good Nigerains should please do this for transparency n accountability sake...

Behira:
kinda post these days baffles me

sorry sweet hrt, is because i havent heared from you nor seen your post for days

YourMain:
Ehm. No thank you. Keep your two.

No. Not sugar daddies. Just intelligent men. .

like?

YourMain:
No. I'm grand thanks.

ok i will drop the first two, you will become the one and only, pls dont tell me you are for the sugar dadys

OZAOEKPE:
You too pretty to have just one guy, expand your scope(bf base).

Thank you bro,

YourMain:
You're so sad.

wooow!!! i can see it by your profile picture, where have you been? i already have 2 girls on my list you must be the 3rd one.

guys help me find the no1 bad girl in romance section, this should be based on profile picture,moniker and of course previous comments.

I already have some in mind but let me hear from you guys.

My friend came to me looking very sad and worried about what to do over an incident that happened in their home.

His younger sister has a boyfriend,who is married,their mother knew about the relationship because he use to enter the house and greet her but their dad does'nt know him as his daughter's boyfriend.

Yesterday the guy(stupid boyfriend) went to the house,probably to check on his babe, but there was no one except their mom in the sitting room, he sat down and they had a little conversation, he suddenly started moving towards their mom,telling her that he want to show her something in his phone,he first asked her to enter her room with him, but told him no,why would she do that and even started shouting at him, but the stupid guy didnt leave the house, he moved very close to her to the extent that he wanted kissing her, she slapped him and asked him to leave. When he sees that she will not give in to his stupid advances, he left.

His mom(my friend) didnt tell him about it until today, and asked him not to tell his dad or his sister,that she will only tell her daughter to stay away from him,he is not a good man.

And the reason why she dont want their dad(her husband) to know is that,the first question he would asked is who allowed the guy to enter the house. And she dont want her daughter to know because she might act awkwardly to the extent that the issue will expose.

My friend came to me for advice on what to do because he told me,if he should see that man now he could killed him. I comforted him with soft words and told him that i will think about it and talk to him later.

guys your advices is needed pls

Agr...!, i know some guys here will say i have a dirty mind but am going to say it anyway,its what i feel and if you also feel it join the discussion.

pls ladies if your something drop, when bending down to pick it, dont just bend down directly like a guy, cos if you do that it shows the entire shape of your bum and it makes me remember one of those styles called (doggy). go down with style instead,do as if you were going to sit down and pick your thing so that you wont distract attention.

Secondly, its those ladies that sweep th floor or do some kind of work that require them to bend down, some of them are not even wearing bra,thats how you will see their thing bouncing up and down,back and forth, pls if you must do the work try and do it gently and wear bra so that it wont shake much.

my friend saw a girl he likes,the girl was with her mother, and i told him not to approach her at that very moment,cos to me it seems awkward, but he didnt listen to me.

He went and they started talking, but after like 2mins i heared a sound of slap,she slapped him, and he immediately broke her hand. They are now in police station.

My question here is that, is he suppose to approch her at that time?

She is not my girlfriend,we are just normal friends and live in the same compound,we respect each other. She asked me if i have game of thrones,i told her yes,she came to my room and i gave her the laptop,told her the folder that i saved it. While she was searching, i entered bathroom but when i came out she left. Since then she didn't tell me why she left or ask me about the tv series again, it has been almost one week now.

Today i was checking my folders,i saw some porns that i forgot to delete and it came to my mind,'this is what that girl saw'.

Guys what should i do?

Do you enjoy the attention?
cos you seem to like it,

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Wetin dey pain me for you be sey people, most especially girls go dey see you as number 1 mumu... And they will take a ride of you.[/color]

exactly, as you said especially girls, my girlfriend, always tell me that she dont want us to fight, or hurt my feelings, not because of what i will do but because she knew even if it hurts me i will not show it, i have lots of girls as normal friends some of them take me for granted but i know what am doing thats just my nature.

I don't harbor grudge against anybody, no matter how badly you hurt me or even if we have misunderstanding today if i see you tomorrow i will be the first to talk to you,even if you didnt apologise.

If i fight with my girlfriend, i just cant wait for her to apologise i make sure that i find one reason not to be angry with her. There was my friend that ask me'pls dont you get annoyed? and they say am too simple. Guys is there anyone like me out there?

firstEVA:
The problem with short guys is ego.

Be careful it seems like there are lots of short guys in NL

XtraSmooth404:
You and that your friend need to be mentally examined then. I'm done here
Quote me again and chop e_slap

Eyyaaaa!!! sorry bro, i have passed the age of fighting over minor things, if it were before,if they tell you to look me in the eye,you won't even try it, i understand your situation

No offence, but thats how most of the short guys i knew sound,shouting as if they are infected with orubebetist, so that they can be noticed.

There is nothing you can do about it bro its god given quality, if you want to avoid that next time you want a girl,follow the one thats shorter than you.

XtraSmooth404:
No offence meant, but you actually sound like a kid and you expect mature comments, huh? How many females above 30yrs do you even know to come to such ridiculous conclusion?

you need to read the post again,no offence, if i sound like a kid for arriving at that conclusion,which i didn't,then you are not different from me for calling me a kid cos you don't know me. And i repeat read the post again.

A friend told me that and his reason was that a lady that is above 30yrs had been sampled by alot of guys,old people even, and that perhaps among those that had her, there is one she can never forget and part with.

Secondly, you will find it extremely hard to impress a lady thats above 30yrs because she had seen alot from different guys,the only way to easily impress her is to give her money.

This is his opinion and he said he is speaking from experience thats why i bring it here so that we can discuss.

Actually i also have this thing in my mind about girls that are above 30yrs,they are too exposed they will not respect you and all of that but even now am dating a girl thats 29 and so far everything has been going well, except for she don't tolerate nonsense and she always say her mind and minding what you will think of her.

Mature comment pls, and if you are hurt by what has been written above don't comment out of anger,it will be better if you dont post anything.

He is married but ask his friend about how to solve his marriage problems,shouldnt he be seeking advice from married man like him?

You will see her push her half covered boobs up and her butt will be pushed back, when she is walking huhuhu! i no fit talk.

I have noticed that most of the girls that think they have high test and look down on guys are ugly.

You will some times be coming from behind a girl who is walking majestically and lots of make up but when you look at her face ugrrrrrrr!!! the worse is if you try to approach her she will hiss and look away. what do u think?

what d u think?

In my opinion distance relationship is bullshit, even if you are with ur boy/girlfriend and it happens that he/she has to go and live in a place thats far away from where u are living, in my opinion just forget about the rltnshp. i didnt say all guys/girls are like that ooo, but most times it doesnt end well.

for example, you will be with a girl from sec schl till she finish and even help her to get admsn into tertiary institution but once she spend like one year in the schl things will start to change,she is nt ur type anymore,doesnt have ur time etc she will only stay with u if u have money. Thats why i like ready made girls, i didnt say all are like that oooo.

Another example that makes me hate distanced rltnshp is what happen to my friend,a lady, she has a guy that they spend long time together, he later relocates to his home town, she couldnt go with him cos she stays with her parent. He use to visit her very often and they obviously love each other. one day he called and told her that he got married and it wasnt his fault, his mother forced him blah blah blah, he was even crying on the phone, when she tell me i remainded her that i warned her but she didnt listen.

lets hear us opinion guys what do you think of distanced relationship?

which one would you choose?

i dont agree john snow aint dead, in fact i want him to be dead, i enjoyed the way his death shocked me, if they are resurrecting him they should resurrect NED also.

the only thing that continue to worry me about his death is that he died knowing nothing

sometime for no reason your joystick will just hard especially if you are wearing jeans in public place and sometime is because of those girls revealing their sensitive parts.

Actually i use to stay in one place when that happens untill my thing low. how do you handle yours?

mutter:
I don`t have a problem with the level of your reasoning
You are in the majority.
I was only trying to stimulate you intellectually.

you are welcome,but on this one... keep trying

vizkiz:
doing what intentionally?

exposing their sensitive body parts just to make us guys feel in the mood