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All these ones shouting "who no sabi write CV", submit your CVs to a serious organization, na for paper shredder e go end up that is if you are lucky they print it for a closer look.

Some even put their parents origin in CV and they are talking too.

PushCV is legit and this their programme is laudable jare.

Sometimes I wonder if Nigerians are their own nemesis.

hammer2010:
naturally I dont like joining issues with people like you who always fail to make issue-based argument. I suppose you are so pained that, rather than look at the issues I raised, you instead wasted your time making fallacious statements.

If indeed you were reasonable and objective enough, you would have deciphered easily that discrediting/applauding the organizers of the elite program wasn't my direct or remote objective (I didnt come to any conclusion). They were mere observations.

For the avoidance of doubts, I wasn't of the opinion that charging a certain amount of money to draft a professional CV for anyone is a bad thing. Hence, I didnt in any way discourage anyone from contracting them if they so wished to get a Professional CV. I only felt it (the CV billing) may be the primary purpose of the program in the first place. Until that is proven not to be so, peeps should trend carefully with them.


NB: Please do not hesitate again to point out how many spelling errors were discernible from the afore post

SMH! Best of luck with whatever it is you think you want to achieve with your initial post.

hammer2010:
Just thought it wise and necessary to draw our attention to the on-going Push-CV recruitment/selection/elite programe quest.

Firstly, I must admit that I am the kind person who always critically look at situations, no matter who is involved. Even if the said situation involves my own pastor in the church, I dont just take it in hook, line, and sinker, without firstly examining it critically and objectively, in order to decipher the merits or otherwise.

Now when the Push-CV elite program advert was making the rounds on almost every social platform I came accross, by intuition, I initially had my doubts about the credibility of the program ( is there really any free launch in this part of the world? What is more, the adverts where comparable to that on the dreaded ebola virus). But then, I as always, relunctantly gave in to preasure from reasons and peers, and applied.

To make it short, I have since passed the initial stage (I believe it so, atleast for now) and proceeded to the second stage where you need to key in your educational information and the likes.

My attention was particularly drawn to the part where I was suppose to upload a CV. There were two options for this category: upload already created CV (recommended for professionals), and order a CV from us (conveniently recommended for the large army of students, Pre-NYSC, Post NYSC). Out of curiosity, I clicked on the second option just to be sure that I understood what they meant by the word "order." You already know the rest.

Now, that is the first part where I am joining issues with those behind this program. Come to think of how they took their time to give very compelling reasons why you should order a CV from them, got me thinking. Wouldnt it have been ideal if they gave tips (to those who for one reason or the other can not draft a good CV) on how best to prepare a good CV, rather than just cook a CV for a candidate?

Since its a program designed to make an unemployed person employable, how is this going to be possible if one (those who cant draft a good CV) doesnt even know the very fundamentals of a good CV drafting?

May be I am being unnecesarilly antagonistic here, but I still think it wont cost us a dime to punder on these few critical points befor going to pay a thousand naira to anyone.

Peace

Surely you are being antagonistic.

Firstly, professional CV writing is not a new venture. Maybe it is to you. So I can excuse you on that.
Secondly, your post is full of spelling errors right even from the title. Reasons why professional CV writing is required by some.
Thirdly, if you had researched PushCV, you would have known that they've been around for sometime before they came up with this brilliant idea to help unemployed Nigerians. If you go through their site, you would see that they have done a lot of work to help young Nigerians develop the skills required to succeed in their job hunt and like this Elite employee thingy, most are FREE.

Please endeavor to do a good research on matters before making an effort to discredit other people's hard work.

And Nairaland, which craze man take this thing go front page? How can you guys here at Nairaland not know better. I'm appalled.

haibe:
lmfao.. this part got me cracking when i got to the stage. am in my pre-nysc stage and havent created my CV yet but when i saw 1k if you dont have, i just laugh. 1k * thousands of nigerians .. i guess they are actually creating job for themselves

SMH. You are supposed to be a graduate?
Professional CV writing is done all over the world. They are not the first. You give value to gain value. Instead of just charging Nigerian youths, who are mostly unemployed with little jobs available, for such kind of services that they render, they decided to come up with a programme to help some of these youths secure employment for FREE. And you think they just want to exploit?

I hope someday you understand that it is an ingenious idea which if sustained will help reduce unemployment.

georgee:
Even if u pay 1Naira during ANY recruitment process, u av been SCAMMED. .
.
I still have my doubts sha

Well, they haven't asked you to pay anything have they? The CV writing thing is a service which they provide and is optional. You can upload your own CV if you are confident about it.
When you express your doubts, have logical reasons to back it up not just because e dey do you one kine for body.
No spoil their business and efforts with your pessimism. They have a good thing going and I appreciate them.

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You have to do two of the following:

1.) Rename the position to befit the remuneration
2.) Review the remuneration upwards (way way upwards)
3.) Eliminate qualification and experiences

Else this is morally, ethically and spiritually wrong.

Good day!

Linda Ikeji? Advancement in Tech? Are you bloody serious? You for just add every nigerian lady with a twitter account. Smh.

untainted: This is a believable explanation.
I have no reason to doubt it in the absence of further conflicting revelations.

What do you understand by the statement "Nigerian troops charging through the borders in a tactical maneuver"?

"The Nigerian troops that were found in Cameroun was as a result of a sustained battle between the troops and the terrorists around the borders with Cameroun which saw the Nigerian troops charging through the borders in a tactical maneuver." Loool.

In other words Nigerian troops running into Cameroun. SMH for my country

Litmus: What our military says makes more sense than the idea that more than 400 Nigerian soldiers fled to Cameroon. Although if true, i think that Nigeria is being too honoring of international conventions if they hand their weapons to Cameroon.


Question would be, what happened to the terrorists that they were pursuing into Cameroon ?

The soldiers were the ones being pursued abi you no understand the 'tactical manoeuvre'? Lool

onatisi: doorro scam ,doorro chibok ,dorro visa . Give me one tangible evidence of this so called kidnap,show me 3 of those girls and interview them,who are these mysterious girls?why are they so sacred,that noone has seen any of them?and now the mysterious girls are on their way on a mystterious journey to a mysterious usa with a mysterious school admission

Are you in a cave? Who did our President meet? Did Malala meet ghosts too?
I have seen multiple photos of different chibok escapees and you are asking irresponsible questions as those.
You can't even rationally explain your conspiracy theory, just raising stupid questions.

How this proves the kidnap was a scam I am yet to comprehend.

The Qur'an has an answer for all your allegations only if you will read.

If you are asking why there are similarities of stories of Prophets with that of the Bible or other scriptures...
If you are shouting plagiarism...

Allah says in the Qur'an (Chapter 16, Verse 64):

"And We have not revealed to you the Book, [O Muhammad], except for you to make clear to them that wherein they have differed and as guidance and mercy for a people who believe."

proxillin: Don't twist it.

We can never represent one person.

God said "I am that is I am"

How convincing

Did you even read what he said and/or the link he attached?

Some little pharoahs found their way to this thread. You can see them exhibiting pharoanic tendencies with name calling and false accusations.
I'll echo the words of Musa (AS), excercise your intellect. The message of the Qur'an is plain and simple for those who reflect.

OP Jazakallahu Khairan

kennaustine: Yet GEJ is not working, according to die-hard propangadist of the Aggrieved Peoples Congress. So what is attracting investors? Economist will tell you its good economic space. Just like the privatization and deregulation of the telecoms sector in 2002, the power sector in Nigeria will experience a great turnaround IN A MATTER OF TIME. GEJ has laid the foundation. It is necessary to return him in 2015 so those Asiwaju Puppets Crew will not take the glory on another mans effort. GEJ till but no further than 2019.

See this one. So we should now credit the coming of telcos into this country to OBJ's fine face? You are no different from the so called propagandist.

tempem: Wow!
Leme explain how you'll get it viewed.
1. the lady is being painted.
2. She's slightly sitting on a tree stem( I couldn't call it log, because it seems like the roots are still intact.) with her left leg strecthed, and she's hanging the right leg on the stem, with one hand on the stem and the second one being passed over her head; placing the hand on her head.
3. The lady is facing up.
It's a wonderful artistic drawing.

it's illuminati. Parrot's eye is the "all-seeing-eye". ETT

emtikay: please does the score determine where (as in which country ) u can study because I got d scholarship but my score is not so high

It doesn't. Since you've been awarded the scholarship your score is now a bygone issue.

Adamawa State - Voicemail

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Are you the author of all those e-books you are selling?

lurge: We know you're a muslim so don't try to defend the wrong doings of your brothers. Their actions makes people regard them as a violent religion. We all know Christains are more peaceful. Please mind what you say. You're making inciteful statements and I really don't want to start a fight here.

Funny for a "peaceful" you to think about fighting.

Scam! Ignore them for your own good

kelvin1191: America should help us arrest Buhari, IBB, Atiku, some Emirs and Boko Haram will be history. Since some of them promised to make Nigeria ungovernable 4 GEJ and dare him to arrest them if he can. We can handle d rest.

You are still on this? Your brain is probably still running V1.0. Please upgrade.

Has anybody from Adamawa, Borno, Bauchi, Yobe or Gombe received text for appointment letter?

What is the size of the attachment? It's probably the guy's signature attached to the mail. What is the content of the mail? That should give you an idea as to whether he actually attached something for you.

Uzoexcel, You na correct broda mahn. U 2 Gbaski.

Depends on what kind of loan you are talking about and what you intend to do with the money. If it is for school fees, there are banks that have facilities tailored for that purpose. I know GTBank has what it calls "school fees advance". It also has "Computer Ownership Scheme" where they help students pay for a computer system. These are meant to help teens achieve their goals.

In both cases, one of your parent provides the security.

Sacluxpaint: Why does the north want power so much?

U well? Abi u no dey follow Naija politics? Was it a northerner that wanted to rule for life with a third term bid? Or was it a Northerner dat jettisoned PDP's zoning agreement for the presidency? Think before you talk or better yet don't talk.

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mozano: pls house let's share info on admission processing. Most of the top schools are closed, wonder if they can be persuaded to give us till September 2014.

You have till September 2014. That is what I was told at the screening. The scholarship is valid for a year.

Who don reach NITDA office?