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Gaspardd:
It wasnt about the mentality that women are after my pocket, its d fact that i have a spending cap and i do not exceed it. And like i said in the OP i am a cheap guy, i live well below my means hence d reason for the 2k.
And again it was supposed to be a date, meetup to share moments together and not a food party.

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Joystark:
Lol... Dude, you had to go copy the whole song?

Biglittlelois:
So much for defending ladies if reverse was the case, now you're telling me to ease off y'all can masturbate on paper not only intimacy gadgets who cares

Biglittlelois:
It's really funny when a guy says he likes a lady that pays her bills on a first date and feels bad when it actually happens, isn't that what y'all have been preaching about, why being ashamed and behaving like a sissy, be proud of yourself a lady paid her and your bills so hold yourself high at work sissy!!!

IAmSkinny:
I hail you bro. You are quite discipline and you are just the kind of my nigga.

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What exactly are you ashamed of? That you chose a plan, stuck to it and delivered? Weldone bro, at least you are not a YES MAN.

SaucyBenks:
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No wonder you no get shirt...

Gaspardd:
There is this lady at work, she works for the client and i work for the contractor. She has a nigga friend who is my padi and he has been talking to me about her, after so much persuasion, i said fùck it and gave it a shot.

Really she was so receptive than i envisaged and since then we've been casually saying hi and stuff.
On saturday i called her and asked about her weekend, she told me she wasnt doing anything, i suggested we meet on sunday(ytd). She said she wud call me wenever she's back from church.
She called around 5pm, i dressed up, all my clothes were creased so bad so i had to borrow a niggas Tshirt, pocketed 2k cus i am cheap and i live cheap, so i cant spend more than 2k on a date.

I got to d venue, she was waiting already, she was putting on a gown revealing some cleavage which was a very nice sight but really unlike her as she always dress modest to work.
Long story short, i ordered for drinks, all was 1400 naira, which was within budget, d 100 naira change will be for my TP and i will give d maruwa guy 500 for her own TP to give her d remaining change. Everything was going according to plan, things were going fine , what a good time to be alive. Suddenly she said she feels like chewing sth.
I initially made as if i didnt hear what she said, she said it again and i interjected with "NOPE, CHEWING IS BAD FOR TEETH" She laffed and beckoned on the waiter to come over. In shock i yelled wait wait, i brought out the whole of 1500, dropped it on the table and told her this all i have with me, already she knows there is 1400 payment to be made.

She didnt give a shìt, she called the guy, brought 2 plates of meat, i was just feeling awkward watching how the whole shìt wud play out. At last she brought out her purse, gave d guy some money, i picked the 1500, gave it to the waiter but he returned the money, said the money she gave him is complete.
Seriously i was ashamed of myself, i wanted to talk about it but i decided to let it slide so as not to overflogg the issue.
Later we were done and i saw her off, i gave d driver 500 for her TP. Some hrs later i saw 3missed calls from her, i texted her back and she responded with... see you tmao. While i dont know wht that means but i know she is gonna tell everybody at work about what happened, about how i am a stingy pig. But i aint stingy, i just priotize things i spend money on.
Today i told my niggas what happened, i have only two niggas, but neither i nor any of them has heard about the parol from another source. But then i am sure that if words get around, my reputation = Ruined

daddytime:
She got one over you...lol

No biggies guy. . Take a chill pill..

Little silly awkward episodes like these are a potential solid foundation for a burgeoning love affair.

Most ladies can kill for a straight up natural and no faking dude like you...

Stay awoke dude...

We don experience worse..

As a young chap back in the days on the streets of The Netherlands I had seen a Caribbean lady with an ass and a hip like none I ever had beheld pronto and so I said to myself "we die here after all all die na die"...

Long gist and not much different from yours...I had over spent to give her a great time when she came visiting me for the first time and later asked we go clubbing that night to which I had obliged even when I knew I had gone seriously low on cash.

After clubbing...na leg me and her take trek the length and breath of Rotterdam through the Willemsbrug.

Na so love take start o come lead to marriage...

IAmSkinny:
Scam alert! The average Nigerian lady doesn't have the guts to do this. Beware!!

flokii:
You too like grammar

She stated what she wants clean and clear.. no marriage, no buIIshIts, just pleasure from a real man

flokii:
Oshey! .. and must be good in bed too

Kongi na bastard.

Goodluck in your quest.

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