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RomanceRe: Help Me, My Female Cousin What Me To Sex Her What Should I Do??? by KusherAbel: 10:38am On Oct 19, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
I am not a man, I know you are trying to see; if I'm a dude inorder for you to shoot your shot, sorry for the disappointment undecided undecided undecided undecided
How far, is your asthma gone now
RomanceRe: Why are yahoo boys like this? by KusherAbel:
Think4Myself:
Chairman, come give me format abeg
1 week client just dismiss me like that cry
Think outside the box man
CrimeRe: Faithful Olom Adimah: Missing Person, Did You See Him? (Photo) by KusherAbel:
ChocolateWine:
Yes it can.

People who's prick rules them are generally stupid.

And homosexual has left their normal senses before the started yearning for satisfaction beyond same sex. So their case is even worst. Let manage the devil we know.


Christianity EtcRe: Shocking Before & After Photos Of A Man After Giving His Life To Christ by KusherAbel: 11:17pm On Oct 17, 2021
MrBrownJay1:
you can put wool on a wolf all you want, it will never turn into a sheep...
Very senseless and shallow comment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by KusherAbel: 11:15pm On Oct 17, 2021
Amoto94:
Airmark Sir Sarri says hi



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0w_tGYeXVc
grin grin

Arteta na Bandit
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by KusherAbel: 3:44pm On Oct 17, 2021
Kingsley Michael was subbed in and got injured few minutes later. Now stretched off
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Gets A Customized PJ Floormat For His Newfound Status (Video) by KusherAbel: 12:48pm On Oct 17, 2021
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by KusherAbel: 2:27pm On Oct 16, 2021
OJURONGBE1:
Liverpool go kill Watford grin

Mo Salah is in the form of his life.

Tuchel apologists, i hope you are seeing how a team is set up to play football and score goals?
We can do better than what we have on display at Chelsea,even if it would cost us few matches.

Our team can play beautifully , score goals and win matches ( not necessarily spectacular like Man city & Bayern).
I thought you had sense bro
PhonesRe: Why Phone Chargers Of 5V Outputs Electrocute And Even Kill At Times by KusherAbel: 1:52pm On Oct 16, 2021
Lalasticlala fp pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by KusherAbel: 10:02pm On Oct 15, 2021
OhBritannia:
What are you people even saying?
How can morhino's team win?

Do you know how many goals lewandoski will score? How can you put iniesta and xavi to be assisting lewandoski and still put Lionel messi there too.

Do you want to ruin football?
Because Drogba Etoo and Ororo will be stargazing. And highest scoring mildfielder in Lampard too
CelebritiesRe: MR Macaroni Shoot His Shot After Don-jazy Sets Up A Shoot Ur Shot Challenge by KusherAbel: 11:51pm On Oct 13, 2021
I met this girl she say her name na Aisha. She want iphone, ipad everything i sha. You blind?

FamilyRe: Russia Mum Kills Baby &Son Jumping 190ft To Her Death With Kids In Her Arms(Pix) by KusherAbel: 8:15pm On Oct 13, 2021
Change in estrogen levels from pregnancy and birth and probably she's had some history with depression. So sad
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by KusherAbel: 7:32pm On Oct 13, 2021
wayodude:
Does anyone here remember watching the the green eagles just before they became the super eagles? Watching the team growing in strength in that time around 1990 to 1994? Remember watching the final USA94 qualifier away to Algeria live on NTA? Remember the round of 16 game at the world cup against Italy?...right after the game it was a pears baby lotion advert hahaha my memory sha...

Anyway I just found a very interesting read from Onochie Anibeze of the Nigerian Vanguard newspaper I'll share here later. It is a lengthy but compelling read.

Watch this space.

Updated: Here it is guys...it's too long so I better to read direct from the vanguard website. Enjoy!!

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/06/class-94-onochie-anibeze-coaches-like-westerhof-come-lifetime/amp/
Thanks for the link. It was an enjoyable read. Stumbled on this article


The expensive car joke

There were many stories. Daniel recalled how hard they had given their all in a camp in Holland and Westerhof, so impressed, told them he had a huge surprise for them. He said that he had gotten Mercedez Benz Motors to donate a car to each Nigerian player as a promotional package, which could boost their sales in Africa. He said each member of the team would have a Mercedez Benz car the following day and that the keys were ready.

“And truly, he brought some keys and distributed to us. Excitement reached heavens,” Daniel recalled. “Coach Christian Chukwu was already celebrating this and Keshi had called the wife to come down the following day from Belgium to Holland to drive a car home. Keshi was in Anderlecth at the time. Some of us still in Africa were wondering how we would take our cars home, hoping that some people would help us ship them home. Expectation was high. The time of delivery came and Westerhof directed us to the corner he said the cars were lined up. We got there and saw toy Mercedez Benz cars lined up. It was such an embarrassing joke that Chukwu warned him never to do such a thing again. We were all disappointed but it was part of him to drill you, exhaust you in training and also entertain you with such jokes that make the place lively. He had humour, he had discipline and he could make you fight like a bull in the field. He gave me the name The Bull.”
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by KusherAbel: 1:37am On Oct 13, 2021
InTheCloudySky:
Breakfast Sandwich
Joey Tribbiani endorses this sandwich!

FamilyRe: I'm A Failure. Am I Really A Failure. by KusherAbel: 1:20am On Oct 13, 2021
You're only a failure when you give up. Youre depressed rn and it's normal. You need to prove everyone who has looked down on you and dismissed you WRONG. Let that be your driving fuel. You fall 7 times, get up 8. You're good with graphics and programming already, invest your time in getting more digital skills. And most importantly don't compare yourself with anyone else. Everyman has his own time so keep working, if there's no job and no admission yet then screw it, your success isn't hanging on any darn University. I'll personally advice you to go deeper into the programming field, you can hustle to get the funds to pay online for some python and co languages since you're already versed. But the first thing to do is stop feeling sorry for yourself and make things happen. I've seen things switch up from 0-100 in a second you'll be amazed how swift your life could turn around. But you need to stop with the self pity and keep trying.
Shallom
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by KusherAbel: 11:20pm On Oct 12, 2021
Maj196:
Thunder fire you there, na you be safarigirl abi wetin concern your papa with me. Better face front mumu man.
Is she your daughter abi which kain yeye policing level you dey run? E be like dem soak your brain for dry gin overnight ba
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by KusherAbel: 10:59pm On Oct 12, 2021
Maj196:
Aswear na you i con check make you disappoint me say you don move on but for where na your comment be latest. You fall my hand no be small.
Carry that your hand and fist yourself. You dey ment sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KusherAbel: 7:47pm On Oct 12, 2021
Virus99:
Yes the greatest "tap in lord"

He has tapped in the highest goals in the history of UCL...

Tapped in the highest goals in the history of National teams in this world and the next...

Tapped in over 100 goals in Spain, over 100 goals in Italy, and over 100 goals in England

Tapped in highest goals in a single UCL season in history...

Tapped in highest hatrick in history...

Tapped in goals against every team in England, every team in Spain, every team in Italy.

And he's just 36 years old...but in over 120 years of Barcelona's useless existence no one has ever managed to get this tap ins...not even the Argentine goblin grin

The tap in banter is old and defeated, find another crying chorus for you and your cognitively impaired smithereens
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/clapping-rock.gif
EducationRe: 41-year-old Pregnant Female Teacher Caught Making S*xtapes With Student by KusherAbel: 4:09pm On Oct 12, 2021
Oh to be 15 and hørny again..

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by KusherAbel: 11:56am On Oct 12, 2021
pu7pl3:
you're missing something
Chai embarassed
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by KusherAbel: 9:36pm On Oct 11, 2021
I thought Tom Hardy nailed the role as the next 007 or am I missing somethinghuh

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by KusherAbel: 10:05pm On Oct 09, 2021
DOptical:
I don find Nini's celebrity look alike.. grin

I kept thinking she looked similar to someone to me.

Taylor swift
Make person hold this bros o this one don pass be careful
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by KusherAbel: 5:45pm On Sep 26, 2021
Iyaebe:
While people are hating Saga, I actually like his kind of person as a partner, he'll be loyal and trustworthy with zero problems for you as long as he has fallen for your charms.
Iyaebe:
What you call simp is what I call a real man with true and genuine feelings, I won't blame nini if she eventually dumped her boyfriend for him when they are outside.
Iyaebe:
while you all are pitying saga,I see him as a snake, he obviously wanted to mess ninis relationship up for been in a confined space with her but he failed.How can someone tells you about her relationship and you still went ahead with all the things he did and still doing around nini.Saga had the intention of messing her relationship up so as to take over but I'm happy it didn't work,shame on his evil mindset.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by KusherAbel: 8:11pm On Sep 02, 2021
Iyaebe:
Anything can be said in the peak of gbas gbos and she should forgive him and let go after all she sees him as sexy and good enough to do things with him under the duvet.
You have been misyarning since I just dey look you. So if you find someone sexually attractive and the person turns out to be an ass its automatically your fault for having something together in the first place? Maybe your take would have made sense if this fight had happened before the duvet cuddling so dead that angle
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by KusherAbel: 9:44am On Sep 02, 2021
Would like to see Rohr try something like this for a change. Defensively and offensively solid Make the wingers rest abeg      


               Osimhen
                                        Iheanacho    

                 Iwobi                   Aribo

                               Ndidi
Zaidu/Aina                                          Aina/Ebuehi
             
               Ekong - Balogun - Awaziem
                             
                             Okoye/Uzoh
PetsRe: My Dog Kept Barking At Me Don't Know Until I Goggled This by KusherAbel: 9:41am On Aug 30, 2021
My own dog seems to hate the smell of kush. Always barking whenever the son of man tokes up in peace lol. I love her tho
PetsRe: My Dog Kept Barking At Me Don't Know Until I Goggled This by KusherAbel: 9:39am On Aug 30, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
He's so cute like a girl grin
My girl is 5months in this pictures
Your dog is cute..your leg is fresh too wink
PetsRe: My Dog Kept Barking At Me Don't Know Until I Goggled This by KusherAbel: 9:38am On Aug 30, 2021
Nicklaus619:
Samoyed, he's 7 months old, and boy he loves camera like kilode cheesy grin
Nice one i have a female eskimo 1 yr+ are you in lagos maybe we fit make them couple cause I've been thinking of mating her by 2yrs+
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by KusherAbel: 7:33am On Aug 30, 2021
ethicallyright:
It gets worse when social media handlers cheer the presumed winner than their favourites whose page the handle grin

Scrap the damn show or prevent market women from voting. Banning SMS votes even made it easier for market women and janitors to vote.

I wish it was just DSTV and GoTv votes.
What kind of elitist mentality is this? With all disrespect bro you must very very stupid and you have no one to tell you. You are also very confused. I thought you lots were on about how scrapping sms was a good thing because dstv is a scarce commodity but now reverse is the case ba?!. You better give yourself brain no v3x boys this early morning. EthicallyDumb mofo
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by KusherAbel: 5:08pm On Aug 05, 2021
Who be this clown

CRUISETOPIAVP:
White clowns this is the weakest line up in BBN history..

If una no top with at least 50%, that means your fave is not a contender..

Imagine being on the line up with prospective 1%ters grin grin grin
CRUISETOPIAVP:
White clowns I repeat again, if una no top with at least 70% with these 1%ters, then una no reach at all. Don't even dream about winning..
The fact that they are just four sef.
CRUISETOPIAVP:
White clowns=NAB

NAB stands for Nairaland Association of Bandwagoners grin

Anyways 75% or nothing! With these 0.5% ters wey una dey with cheesy
CRUISETOPIAVP:
Going by the noise here. White Donkey should top with 80% against those delawoods he's up with. Yousef should come second with 8% and then the rest will share the remaining..
Pumba lie down before you hurt yourself.

Who Dey breeeeeeeet

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