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Dimmatic:
Happy bday Nancy, is my bday also.

Happy birthday. More life!

obembet:
Nothing bad.i can do same, just make sure you have good handwriting.

I don't like that kind Doctors handwriting on my breast

For you I'll sign on your a$$ fine writing too

chineduace:
The idea behind this myth is that - if you use a phone in a filling station, it can fall down, and if it falls down, the battery can fall off, and if the battery can fall of, the metallic side can touch fuel and then a spark.and an explosion...

There are a lot of if's in this theory and the chances of it happening is practically zero.

However the idea has survived and it has become normal to put no cellphone sign.

Are you sure? Always thought it's a signal issue with receiving or making calls

Aidejay:
if anyone feels the need to constantly post on social media documenting their every move it's either they are addicted to social networking or there is a void somewhere in their personal lives. It has nothing to do with what I do at the beginning, middle or end of my day.

Low budget therapist

Normal levels. I did way worse in my time

TheSourcerer:
Kamikaze japanese Soilders posing with a puppy a day before their Sucide mission 1945

There's something haunting about this pix

CaptainStephen:
She could have applied wisdom handling this knowing how it was all going to end up.

Because me for don take that case up straight up.

I don't understand, what exactly is wrong with being proposed to? Are female soldiers banned from finding love with non service men?

ba7man:
Ehn, if you see the Devil on the ballot paper, feel free to thumbprint his name.

@Topic. Tinubu. The rest have little or no legacy in political leadership.

Ode na legacy we wan chop?

Impregnablefolk:
4 all of u above me in dis thread n many more dat decided 2 spew trash out of inexperience n ignorance, may God 4giv u. I am a living witness of dis peoples' substandard n arrogant operation. I borrowed 4m 1 of dem, paid on d deadline day, sent d proof of payment n dey delayed it until my dashboard was reading overdue charge of a certain amount. 1 of dia agent named Chioma, called me wit dia office (land) line n said I should pay half of d overdue charge 2 her bank a/c dat she will help d payment since I don't av dia designated bank branch in my location. Long story short, I did n sent my proof of payment. Only 4 anoda of dia agent 2 call me n happily n excitingly tell me dat I was scammed. But I dey say as dis dia agent scam me wey dem dey luk me lyk fool n dem no wan track down d girl. 2morow na dia company a/c she go wipe den d bank go cum liquidate. I come in peace.

What's the name of the company?

WibusJaga:


All these una insults no de bother FFK. The only thing that will touch him is to deny him access to good food.

Loool the joy on his face tho

Breastfeed:
Congrats to her, me too would love to acquire something, maybe the Oraimo Freepod 3 cos I heard the sound output is marvelous.

How much is it?

ogawisdom:
Lol

she doesnt believe in supporting his man financially.

you are wasting ur money opening a business for her except u dont mind if she doesnt support ur family from the biz.

whatever u do never ever go broke otherwise u will see ur ears with ur eyes.

Have plans A to F for making money n different reserve funds for the family.

By the way 95% of women are like dt, it's difficult for a woman to support their husband with their money.

In ur case i am shocked she let her daughter go to bed hungry, women don't play with their kids

Oga widom

donstan18:
Tuchel’s days are numbered.

Gave away lead against Westham, did the same tonight.

Conceding 7 goals in that last 3 games.

Unacceptable!!

That racist must be investigated.

Who let this fucker outta Arkham?

This woman's palms has been greased to spread tales. Somebody lock her up in Arkham

Gbegirsoup:
E go shalaye tire...

Your song is trash!

Lol

You must dey here werey

fuckingAyaya:
Who come be johnny? Abi na step-son

This picture deep wtf

cherishmichael:
Mine was very terrible, can't say it.

Say it and heal

starbuck:
My daughter is 12 and in Jss2... Something of such happened in their class but the case was that of student who was to repeat because he failed.. The boy in question refused to repeat the Jss2 that he was asked to and he went ahead to even sort the school principal with 5k but his friends advised him against that because they know the woman in question doesn't entertain rubbish...

His next line of action was to go buy 5k plus padlock to lock the school gate from outside twice or thrice a week without the security guard knowing who does that.. Mind you, the school has boarding facilities with students and teachers and the owner living there.. When the locking of the school became rampant, the security man devised a mean and caught him in the middle of the night when he came to lock the school from outside...

Stories now emerge that he wanted to burn the school too and he had also come to school with a gun( this is where my daughter's case in).. She was the person who saw something like a gun in his bag one of the days he came to school and she brought it up when they were called to testify about the boy and his evil deeds...

When the boy's mother was summoned and she was told if she was aware that his son usually leave at night and come to the school to lock the gate, she said that they live in a big house and she usually not aware when someone goes in or out of the house but she had a slight knowledge about the day her son was caught because he didn't come back on time from the errand she sent him... They told her about the gun, she said that her son has so many toys with guns included, so maybe it was one of the the toy guns that his mates saw and thought it was a real gun..

After the bla bla, they asked her to take her son home till further notice... When my daughter came back and told me about it and the threat the boy made to her and one other of their classmates that he will deal with them... I was like, these people don't know me ooo, told my husband about it and told him that i would be going right to the student house to confront him and the mother, he was like 'I shouldn't try it because it would look like i am invading in their privacy because kids can say anything and don't mean it' '

Husbandman didn't know me well enough... I located the woman's house in the absence of my kids and husband and dropped a piece of mind with her and her son ( I activated my stuttering voice too so they will know i can devour anyone once it comes to my flesh)

Where did this happen?

This is what we call two loaves of bread. Reminds me of my busty teacher Miss Rolli who back in the day would hook your neck with the insides of her elbows to deliver some brain resetting knocks, inadvertently squashing your face with her soft Oranges. The headache was worth it

kaludestiny10:
If I have my way, I will propose that boarding schools should be scraped. I have a little cousin brother who attends one of the boarding schools in maitama Abuja. During the covid 19 lockdown last year, I spent two months at his parents place. The type of information I got from this little boy as regards the happening in his school are horrifying. I wanted to draw his mum's attention to the happenings in his school, but he pleaded with me not to. And the school in question is a catholic school o.

What kind of happenings

KingMack:
Sharrappp there before I use my Vaseline hand slap you for face

Full option

[quote author=sisisioge post=108071063][/quote]This bros really like you that year o

Freeguy (2021) - 7/10

Cruise movie but dope visuals

Truvelisback:
Kings don't kneel to propose, it's an Abomination.

Kneeling to propose doesn't emasculate a man imo so long it's a private moment.

Datboredberry:
You're wrong: Most men are like that


For a man to be loved by a woman, he needs to be polite and be respectful to the woman... Many of you men lack this

So edit your post... How many women have you knelt down to serve?

Ain't seeking respect from me? Then don't mention it...

Wettin dey work you? He's talking about women here, open your own thread abeg if you want to digress. No be everything be gender war abeg

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. many naija ladies lack respect for men or should i say home training? That could be the reasons we have so many single ladies without suitors, broken marriages and broken homes. Men Love Respect. If u want a man to show u love and do anything he didn't even intend to do for u, respect him, infact Reverence him. This evening after eating eba, i decided to buy yam and akara outside. So, i met a girl with her mum. The yam was on fire, yet to be done. While standing, she offered me a seat to sit. There was something this girl did that astonished me. Before giving me this yam and Akara, this girl gave me with are knees down while giving me the yam and Akara. How many ladies have and can do this? I was almost tempted to approach her, but i just controlled myself for suspense sake. No1 reason was that, her mum was there. 2. It was my first time buying something there. 3. I don't want to give her mum the impression that my coming there to buy something was because of her daughter. Although, the mum is cool, very friendly and accomodating.

Marry her bro. That kneeling must not be in vain. Make sure you kneel to propose too.

Next time lean close to the girl and whisper: “so I was reading the book of numbers last night and it occured to me I don't have yours”

HillSong - So Will I

King Richard

Frontpage brought me here. So WM signed the biggest deal and gets a reality show. Med oh

mercyymai:
I don't know about other tribe o but in Yoruba's, wedding ceremony is the brides parent responsibility. The man will do all the rites designated for him o. So if ur wife parent help you. Since no be say na them do everything you don't have to worry

I like your chin dimple