₦airaland Forum

zealblinks:
lol finish the boy in brymo's voice. thanks dear

Fuk u asslicker

mhisbliss:
Nope but it's where I'll be staying

Its a cul place and with me as your tour guide it will be a vacation to remember

mhisbliss:
Really? Thanks, do you know nike lake resort? Is it in same LGA with the waterfall?

You mean the ohum spiritual water falls right It's about 45km away from the resort. Have you been to the resort before

mhisbliss:
Yea i was surprised too, I've been to nsukka but not enugu itself and i stayed for three boring days, when i told my friend that enugu is boring he laughed and told me its because i didn't move around, he told me about thier golf course, the lakes, one awesome hill like that, and two waterfalls, and when i researched online i was amazed by the pictures i saw, and I'm gonna visit all of them when i go back

Contact me when you're back, I'll be your tour guide. Enugu is a beautiful place

Thegeneralqueen:
In an open environment such as lekki or banana island.... or maybe an open field will do

you can ride my bicycle my room is in lekki

sirusX:
I guess they have received one too many emails and messages

I know I was shocked when I heard them use the Nigerian prince scam as an example in the cartoon; Simpsons

same with one episode from how I met ur mother, the one with Katy perry saying she gave her SSN to a naija Prince rewind that shit like ten times in shock

Khd95:
See davido that looks like Mikey for ninja turtle dey ask which animal DAT fine guy look

Orisirisi lazy youths

una no go kee me this night

SamuelAnyawu:
Is Ambode the only Governor in Nigeria?


Kudos Ambode


Credible Individuals rather than political party affiliation




In other News Senatothr Samuel Anyanwu for Governor Imo2019

I don't think you're in Lagos if not Ambode wouldn't fool you with his petty projects. That man has done NOTHING these past four years the road construction he met as hardly progressed at all. its like this man doesn't know iyboeolerin, orile, iyanaba agege, mushin etc are part of Lagos even essential ones the hate is building well I'm jus looktng. drive in all these places I mentioned you'd see dirt and rubbish piled in the road som even federal highway. imagine this basketball shape skull withdrew the system Fashoila had put in place stopped the trucks and workers without setting an alternate now the waste is growing yet you'd be hearing he's commissioning one thing after the other on the island. imagine one half eko Atlantic city and other eko pathetic city that's what this melon head want to accomplish. ambo ko ati lo.ni

GloriaNinja:
NIGERIAN MEN, NA NYASH GO KILL UNA. BUT YORUBA DEMONS WILL ALWAYS REMAIN DEMONS.

THEY CAN'T STAY WITH ONE WOMAN.

sheeet I Neva knew u were dis pretty

mayorkyzo:
Conji na bastard

is this konji really for a ten year old?

vivypretty:
the darker one is cute

so are you

Amirullaha:
You don't do political calculations online and expect to arrive at a very accurate statistics considering the fact that some Nigerians are very gullible...
I don't support APC or PDP but I believe that if we are to elect a new president base on the fact that he is from one major party; then the story of hardship might just continue...
We need a credible candidate even if he/she will come from an unrecognised/unpopular party...
I believe that if Buhari and Atiku are the two major candidates for the forthcoming elections; then we still have a long way to go...
#MyStance!!!

exactly I don't get why we keep recycling our leaders in this country

thanda fire that your mouth maybe these are nnewi sisters

This is why men and women can never be equal as long as physical strength is not equal. If you're forming feminist and your role model is not Dora the explorer you're jonzing

Twaci:
About yesterday

Dear future husband, food would never be a problem

I'm glad to hear that

Na the taste be the koko

Oga go siddown the bill no even reach 50k you dey do like you no sabi where you dey

the nigga na client, shey na him dey serve her (server)

Angy55:
.. Follow the right route if you want it..

I've rang the bell, waiting for your pretty self to reply

Dem go don do bush alawance for camp first

Angy55:
, not good and true

I know you're kidding at least for the not good part, I know you can't be serious about that. BTW why don't you tell me what the full 11 digits gave you so we can compare

hadjipapiey:
Una go soon drop una ATM security digits and passwords

Taking nonsense to make sense is

Nigerians are Punkheads

Why not start the trend yourself add Bvn join sef

Angy55:
Sex, Wi-Fi, Alcohol.

I don't believe this...

The sex part is good and true

XhosaNostra:
Love, sex, friends.

Well, I kinda like the idea of being lovers & friends. A friendship connection is important.

Cool, lemme know what the first eight digits is

work money alcohol