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luminouz:
Lmaooooo! Lugubrious ko.....laligabrious ni
U be olodo sha.....lugubrious is about sadness n gloominess na.....u uploaded a laughing pix....all these boiz dat just cram dictionary big words without cramming d meaning..

I believe d right word is rhapsodic or rapturous...
Now gimme a BOW!!!

gat away my friend I know my choice of words very well,I was referring to how the girls would have felt or you think they were happy after all,you are the olodo here kid,go and learn

luminouz:
Eehya! Consider d money spent as bad investment! U formed being nice...I don't do dat bro... D moment she brought her friends she shot herself in d leg... Date over!
One stupid geh tried dat poo with me..came with 2 of her friends n those ones started picking orders on menu without even properly greeting me.....I let 'em order,excused myself to d bathroom,winked at d security man n tipped him 500 to lemme escape ( I briefed him on d scenario) n walked out,took a bike home....I came by 3 days later n d security guy told me those gehs raked up a bill of 10k(pounded yam,nkwobi,suya,rice n drinks) when d fools couldn't pay,they were embarrassed totally, their phones were taken n their left footwear.....they chartered a bike home...in SHAME!!!!
Am I mad to pay for 3 EBINA gehs? Who am I ? Santa Claus?

cheeeesus!!!!! Looooool this is the most lugubrious thing av read on nairaland,

snezBaba:
Igbos sha, The way they twist things in their favour when they have been caught red-handed in their hypocrisy.
Oya wetin bring Alhaji come the Topic madam
Awon Olori pelebe, Alabosi

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I've spilt my beer in later, you funny die

Everything na lobbying,when that rail budget was being prepared other senators where lobbying while the south east senators where busy looking for faults in it and shouting up and down that the budget is dead on arrival,that was how the abokis removed calabar Lagos rail and nobody noticed it because they never wanted anything to do with the vegetable...politics involves scheming and that's it

Things will gradually fall in place whether the enemies of this country likes it or not,you can't use force or hate propaganda just watch God bring up capable men to the forefront for us,those oil bloc's will have to be revisited

Govt budgets close to a million each for every corps member, give that money to graduates imediatetly they are out of school and some of them may never be poor again,how much does it take to start a paoultry

Awho:
please I will advice you to speak less of what you don't know or your completely ignorant before you mislead people. who know little or nothing Obudu is my mother land n the place of my birth sir thanks

little pocket money and cheap fones has really given a lot of kids wings to speak where serious minds are,some of these kids will be afraid to greet you when they meet you in person

Personpikin2628:
It is called ABARA GBIGBONA

meaning I thought she alone was capable of that

Yakzo:
How about the old popular myth involving Tafawa Balewa and Sardauna? It was told that Balewa had to whisper to Sardauna, "Sardauna kife kopin ka." This literally translate to "Sardauna, turn your cup upside down" in English. The puveyors of this seeming anecdote said Sardauna was ignorant of the European table etiquette of turning the tea cup upside down to signal satisfaction to a serve else the cup be refilled. Apparently, Sardauna's cup was refilled several times to the embarrasment of Balewa.

I headed it,very funny but can't say how true it is

ajepako:
Chai.... Mama Titi own Na omorogun ( turn garri spoon)

Offend my mom and you go chop omorogun or slippers for back..

And she no dey miss....

Kudos to mama Titi of life....

bross there is one slap my mum mastered,it lands at the centre of the back,...my guy you go open mouth to cry but no audio ,only whistle

Histrings08:
Guy, I no be mumu o.. Maka why now

nor vex

Histrings08:
Lol... I thank God for my mother, she never did any of dis.. She only start preaching nd praying or sometimes report me to my big Brothers..

mumu!!! Your big brothers took the brunt,just ask them and they will tell you how lucky you are

Too small to be fitted with defence kits and gear

A child who honours and respect his parents and else's can never change even with wealth and fame

Na to kuku bleach the other part join nah

kernel504:
Must you edit my work?... Cone head

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una no go kill person for nairaland

rosey945:
Please which MDA is useless, u must be an ilitrate to have sound this way.

ministry of Niger delter affairs and Niger delter development commission,. Ministry of police affairs and police service commission. Etc pls tell me their defined duties before you label someone an illiterate, and am sure you can't even define the word illiterate which means you are still in primary school because a graduate of a good school should know what illiterate means

illitrate:
But wait ooo, I thought these officers work in fields related to what they studied in school.
How can someone who is in charge and professional in logistics be moved to an accounting position?
what will he/she be doing?

what if the head of the logistics dept read accountinggo school you no gree, perhaps every political appointee must study political science

timilehin007:
Ibe listen to me carefully ehnn you have nothing to worry about.. This is a movement from us we have developed Yemen, Philippines, Vietnam and now we don't want Cambodia to be left out... with the last drop of our blood we must not stop till we make sure we develop the whole world even if it cost our lives. We are ipod and this is how we roll...

[ Yoruba's are like black Americans you can't engage them in verbal war and come out with any honour left in you,this is just too much na









IPOD warriors be like

sleeknick:
Who's the bever?

am more concerned with the OSU!!! It means something from the land of the sun

NUEL17:
Why is she white?

the thing week me too,I dey strongly suspect Eminem for this mata

If you have been wandering why a mans kayanaiki will get stuck in a woman's kpekus then the explanation is there on the second set of pictures... I like kpekus but this one? Mbanu!!! I like them bold! NEPA no dey kuku try for my area ,can't be using hand to find my treasure on the bed at night

Its very fascinating to know that owerri is a city shoulder to shoulder with abuja and port Harcourt ,yet it has been sooo underated even by Igbo's themselves ,when ever you mention development in IMO Igbo's goes for okorocha like

MARKone:
Oga wetin gi happen

it will simply open try YouTube you may find the trick there,I did it ones and it worked for me...no be me teach you sha ooo

[quote author=Whizpete post=56257348]You can tell us about it... [/quote make a little hole on the ball and place the hole on the key cylinder then smash the ball very hard with your palm and see the magic

So nobody knows about the tennis ball way of opening a car

diportivo:
metal cloth hanger

strong flat metal

nice combo anytime anyday

you are a suspect ,your particulars needs to be checked and scrutinised properly

Islamic party!!!Ok iPad youths waiting for any yolobar comment right now

Why can't buhari just sack all these guys and replace them,even the guys that worked for him have been left stranded while PDP boys are still there causing havoc upandan ,even an injured snail is not this slow

aribisala0:
don't bring in that Hausa stuff.

This same Jonathan won the election in 2011. were there no Hausa voters then?

this is the question jona and his supporters will never answer

rheether:
The juju don clear for my eyes. This efe ugly sha..

with this your amoeba face with hockey sticks legs naim you dey call somebody ugly

So northerners are being blamed for the political situation in your back yard if you cannot impregnate your wife blame it on northerners or buhari