₦airaland Forum

Afam4eva:
When you were in Lagos where did you stay?

ikorodu,why the interrogations

Afam4eva:
Ok. Where in Enugu do you stay?

GRA close to all saints church

akpamuomenka:
The picture is not childish but the title is.
No tribe will give you this just for knocking of the door but if you feel that you're well loaded, you can do this no wahala, you can even add one cow, they will still accept it.

A friend of mine bought times 5 of every item on the list given to him for knocking of the other but in my own case, I negotiated my way through.

so you know so much about over 250 tribes in Nigeria ....oya clapp for yourself

Afam4eva:
My mother was born in Lagos but only understands, WA (come) and Oloribu. So, it's not just staying so long in a place but making a conscious effort to learn a language. You've not been able to learn Igbo because you've not made an effort to integrate properly and learn it.

Btw, where are you from?

middle belt

Afam4eva:
Exactly. They're comparing an Igbo person who learned Yoruba in Lagos to a Yoruba person who wants to learn Igbo from an Igbo person also in Lagos. If you want to learn Igbo effectively, go to Igboland.

spent 7 years in Lagos 1994 to 2000 I can speak Yoruba very well, then I spent 6 years as an undergraduate in Zaria I can speak Hausa well,right now I have spent five years in Enugu and I can't speak no sh!t,mind you 95%communication in Enugu is Igbo. Even Chinese I believe is easier than igbo.I don give up tey! tey!!








And any arshole who asks me why I can't speak after five years I be like

akpamuomenka:
Marriage has no fixed price and all the items on the list are negotiable. If you appear like a huge spender, your potential in-laws will milk you but if you appear like a struggling guy, they will also treat you the same. Sit down with your potential in-laws and tell them what you can offer, you can go with two elders from your side that understands tradition very well. Stop bn childish for marriage is for matured mind

is the picture childish? Or it simply touched a nerve

Knocking of door,pls who can guess the tribe

Where are zoo chanters to come and shield their own

Millz404:
What are all those ones forming.... I am very sure almost all of them registered for npower....

Start as u see and search for sometin beta.... Non of those people calling 30k too small to discourage u will give u money for recharge card when u go completely broke.

To take 30k job is not the problem, the problem is planning your life with it

after my youth service in 2008 I stayed at home for six months no job,until one woman who is a friend asked if I can work in a ministry with no salary but little change ( money) here and there instead of staying at home,I agreed went there got to the directors office,he looked at me and told me I would have to be sure I don't complain of money I told him I can manage.after a few months I was making more than 100k every week,got connection that gave me my present job.

Where are my ZOO chanters,why are they not coming in

KevinDein:
Hahahahah

I love how you southerners are experts at twisting things to make yourselves feel good. I bet if Blair had landed in some southern city, y'all would have been all over nairaland telling us that the west identifies with the South because y'all are some sort of educationally advanced progressives.

Anything to make yourself feel good, buddy

what do you mean southerners, you mean the guys who are contributing money to have lunch with Trump?

rusher14:
Ifeanyi would only pay up after a shake down and detention.

Evans would have been useful here.

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you my friend are funny

greatiyk4u:
Buhari is the only bulldozer that can demolish corruption and corrupt persons in Nigeria but, alas! Sickness no let the man be


Truly better things hardly last



However,

I laughed when some groups of self acclaimed IPOB loyalist were celebrating Makarfi's victory at New Berries Bar in Enugu yesterday


I was afraid of asking them if election will now hold since their darling prefered PDP chair has been handed over to whom they admire (another Northerner) because they were paying for the ORIJI and Nkwobi combo that I was enjoying while rejoicing (not from heart) with them



God please bring Buhari back because Nigeri needs him more than any thing now

I was there too the thing weak me,I had never been confused that much in my life last night...come see die hard biafrans declaring free beer





I was like am I dreaming

Why are somany people excited like this,what can one possibly do with 150mb one YouTube video go lick that shit like nollywood

That is OP in the hands of properly educated nairalanders









Guy goofed with his over sabi

Hati13:
If a river is international river(a river that pass more than one country), then you can't block it. The international law prohibit it.

You can build a Dam, but the Dam is prohibited by international law from blocking all the water from reaching other countries.

Peace!

there are international laws scattered everywhere the questions to answer is if there are mechanisms on ground to enforce such laws,if no then there is no law,use of international waters rests on negotiations and that's all about it,if a river passes through five countries and all five decides to build dams within their territory no one can stop them,the last country may be left with little or nothing

hopily:
Nice but can't be used at night since it has no lamps

there are lamps look closely at the roof

ElSherriff:
Fashola we trusted you, now you are spewing this nonsense? Which dam? ehn? stop selling to them, when they overflow the dam, sanction them. sell something else not what you do not have in abundance.

doesn't work that way bro, just google Ethiopia and Egypt tussle over Nile and educate yourself,nobody owns a river,na the one wet pass inside your land be your own,you can even block it if you have the means Eno concern anybody

There is no more shame in this country,some buffoons will come out on hungry stomach and defend this fellow,anyone who supports any politician in this country is an idiot except of course the sharing gets to you

chuose2:
TRANSFER THE JAZZ TO THE EDIOT BOBRISKY

why are Nigerians this wicked

SmellingAnus:
The very popular Indian Movie titled "Sunita" also known as "YEH VAADA RAHA" which when translated to English means "It is a Promise"...

the number of Christmas chickens wet you don chow no be here

The same way this picture confuses me is the same with this Biafra matter






Ayam not understanding

Chiiiiiiiiiiisussssss!!!!!








Father unto thy hands I commit my spirit,haba!!!

pu7pl3:
I jst Gave u a lil word of wisdom and ure childishly ranting..even goin the extra mile to make a meme..foolish boy

I know his type they go for call girls...pay as you go ..if you get what I mean

Henrypraise:
can u tell me 1tin d MIL said dat made her wicked?

she gave d best advise: handle ur marriage n pray, wen d wife resorted to cheap blackmail, she gave her a stern warning...

thousands of women out there pray daily to have a mother in-law who does not poke nose in their matrimonial home while that foolish woman who has driven her husband out of the house now wants to blackmail grandma join...what do women wants bikonu??




Good to know you any grandma will off shirt for her grand children...good luck to her

Which one be actuarial science again






Anyway



When your side chick whose father is chief priest of igbiso lands you a job

MrMcJay:
I don't have a problem with the scammer selling this water, I have problem with the gullible people buying this trash.

did any of your relative buy the water? And how much does it cost cos I didn't see anywhere mentioning its for sale

Girls ask guys out on daily bases and any guy who says no girl has ever asked him out is simply dumb,girls have diff ways of asking they don't do it the same way guys do theirs,they simply do it stylishly or what will you call when a girl asks when you are gonna take her out? She is simply asking you out,some will encourage you to tell them to visit you what will you call that? Abeg leave mata!

tosyne2much:
No lady has even asked me out, because you can't be broke and ugly at the same time then you expect ladies to ask you out. Things don't happen that way

Anyway, okada man abeg park me here make while the lies roll in

truth or lies you are such a funny dude lol

When they find out you dating the most cheerful olosho in the hood

ShootToKill:
And why do you want to stay with 'tribalistic and hateful' people under the banner of 'one zoogeria'. Why do you want to stay with people that are bad?

who wants to stay? Last time I checked there was a quit notice which led to series of beggings