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Events / Re: Please Help!! Can 500K Be Enough To Plan A Wedding? by kuzi1(m): 12:03pm On Aug 24, 2020
Olunmercy56:
As for me, it's even too much
Better come now let’s marry... afterwards we will go to the Bahamas for honeymoon. I promise you that.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Discrete Meet Up For Sex by kuzi1(m): 5:15pm On Feb 19, 2020
Guys wey dey put number here, do these ladies ever hit you up
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Singles Connect: If You Are Single, Real And Searching... by kuzi1(m): 7:29pm On Jan 28, 2020
Olejoye:
08032314189 or 08055695722.

Female, Lagos.
This na man... I repeat this na man
Awon scammers
Crime / Re: Ola Oyeshina: LASTMA Officer Before And After Being Stoned (photo) by kuzi1(m): 8:22pm On Nov 30, 2019
Honestly if you’ve entered these yeye Lastma gbege you’ll not even pity them. Them no dey hear abeg and the bribe is more than person 2months salary. God epp the next one wey go stand for my front, walai him go pick him leg from ground.

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Romance / Re: Bored.. Want To Meet Someone. by kuzi1(m): 3:21pm On Sep 23, 2019
VanillaIyce:


You know it goes both ways.. Not interview sessions though �
Send pm
Romance / Re: Bored.. Want To Meet Someone. by kuzi1(m): 3:41pm On Aug 04, 2019
If you know how to keep up interesting chats and convo then I guess we start from there...
Career / Re: Npower Resignation: Ex-volunteer Gets Call From Abuja, Share Testimony (story) by kuzi1(m): 6:24pm On Mar 20, 2019
Biko hope they are still gonna pay for the next 4 years o
Politics / Re: 2019 Elections.. Will You Say It Has Been Free And Fair So Far? by kuzi1(m): 8:15pm On Feb 23, 2019
The fact that u ask this here already shows u ain't following this election. Except u just wan create thread. This election is a scam, them for just do selection instead of election
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Apc's Lola Ashiru Floor PDP In Kwara South Online Senatorial Poll by kuzi1(m): 1:53pm On Jan 31, 2019
Online poll no mean say na you win am for real election oo
Romance / Re: Women Of Over 30, Why Are You Still Single? by kuzi1(m): 4:12pm On Jan 12, 2019
obembet:
Hmmmm, its well.. Pray for us...I don't want this year to pass me by
Amen o... start by meeting people and having the kind of right friends around u... start by chatting me up grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Offer Your Man Your Money To Pay Your Bride Price If You Love Him by kuzi1(m): 4:07pm On Jan 12, 2019
Valerie47:
Yes I can, if I truly wanna spend the rest of my life with him, its not easy meeting someone you really wanna settle down for all eternity, someone you are comfortable with, compatible with, its not about money.
Now u make me wanna come pay ur bride pride by April... in fact tell oga to waka lemme coman come in

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Politics / Re: Elijah Onyeagba Flags Off 10,000 Person Free Medical Treatment In Constituency by kuzi1(m): 6:15pm On Jan 08, 2019
Once it's election they will start forming the man is good. After they win the common man turns to swine where they are... Iranu
TV/Movies / Re: 'The Exorcism Of Alu': Basketmouth Releases His First Film by kuzi1(m): 6:13pm On Jan 08, 2019
Just imagine how naija horror film go be... should end up cracking one up than scaring... cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: 'Lionheart': Genevieve Nnaji Thanks Nigerians For ‘Changing The Narrative‘ by kuzi1(m): 6:11pm On Jan 08, 2019
The storyline was just basic, but the PR was ecstatic...

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Education / Re: Please Help Me, My Original Documents Are Missing. by kuzi1(m): 12:16pm On Oct 02, 2018
Start a business, grow it like never before then you won't have need to look for them anymore... WHY? Cos you will then become a living certificate...

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Crime / Re: Photo Of Man Who Jumped Into Third Mainland Bridge This Morning by kuzi1(m): 12:13pm On Oct 02, 2018
The way people take dey dive water now is very alarming... How I wish this country knew how to harness good potentials, we for dey win plenty gold for diving in Olympics.

BTW whatever situation you find yourself is still not enough reason to take your life. After all the life ain't urs but God's. Las las we go dey alright!!!
Romance / Re: Guys Why Do We Cheat by kuzi1(m): 10:07am On Sep 14, 2018
Men are adventurous by default... Some say they can't eat same soup all the time. But understand this carefully...
I have never eaten nsala soup made by another woman except my mum, that's because there's this very special way she makes it. Infact the sight of another nsala soup irritates me. My point is this, it's possible to remain faithful provided the lady knows how to make everything about her seem very special. She must learn to be very adventurous with her man. I'm gonna do things like: short quickies with my wife during a social function or at the toilet of the plane, have sex on a cozy beach, Bleep in the car, do sexting and video calls with her, and so many wild adventures... So ladies, u need register to my lessons of "how to make your man never cheat on you"

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Crime / Re: 'I Spread HIV Because I Can't Die Alone' - Man Who Raped 24 Women (Video) by kuzi1(m): 10:28pm On Jul 22, 2018
Imagine when he finds out he never had the HIV until the last girl he raped... The village pipo gan

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How God Changed My Story by kuzi1(m): 8:26pm On Jun 22, 2018
shizzy7:
Congrats oooo. Persistent pays... I'm waiting for my breakthrough too
God will do it
Jobs/Vacancies / How God Changed My Story by kuzi1(m): 3:56pm On Jun 22, 2018
Several times I read testimonies of jobs by nairalanders and always prayed that one day I'd share my story here. Finally...

9 years after secondary school, graduated from the university with sharp 2:1 in geology. So much optimism and vibes of the outside world. Everyone looked up to me both during service and after cos I'd teach and ginger people to gun for the top.

After service in 2016, no job was forth coming. Had to settle for an insurance job that never paid a dime. Afterwards, I started working with a man to establish his IT firm. I worked for him as technical sales officer for over 6 months and never got shishi from him. I was building up myself while been used by him. I always held on to God's plans that never fails.

I made sure I applied to at least 10 jobs in a day but I either got silence or regret mail yet I never gave up. At a point, I had to settle for NPower and taught the students Maths with so much passion. I was getting peanut but one shocking thing was that I never lacked anything.

I surrounded myself with some informed friends and started getting invites. I recall KPMG called for a test but I was denied writing the test cos my age was well over 26 yet I never let that get to me.

Finally, I got a phone interview from a multinational company and was invited for an assessment. It was a group presentation and you need to see how some girls changed the plans just to sell themselves. In all, God in His ever faithfulness made me the chosen one and the pay is well over times 5 of what I received.

#Never give up on yourself
#Surround yourself with positive minds
#Always take God's report as final
You too will get to the top soonest with so much ease...

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by kuzi1(m): 7:55pm On Apr 30, 2018
sydelle:
June 16th
2 days later is for his kingship... lol
I rep June 18...oya let's plan d cakes n beach pari

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Celebrities / Re: Dee One And His Wife Pictured Together by kuzi1(m): 10:15pm On Apr 24, 2018
Turktman05:
Front page straight, If it does make frontpage, the first five to quote me wins #1000 each
Where the 1k na? I want am as mtn card asap...
TV/Movies / Re: Do You Remember These Indian Movies Back In The Days? by kuzi1(m): 12:17am On Apr 19, 2018
ADENIKETINA2015:


I live in Lagos. A handful of my formative years actually.
That's pretty nice... maybe one day we go chill the know each other better
Romance / Re: Brain Work. Scatter Ur English Name Let See Who Will Arrange It? by kuzi1(m): 12:12am On Apr 19, 2018
ERSVELTSY
TV/Movies / Re: Do You Remember These Indian Movies Back In The Days? by kuzi1(m): 10:19am On Apr 16, 2018
ADENIKETINA2015:


Agbor-Obi darling smiley But we're same wink And it feels good to meet my peeps on this forum kiss Cheers to a wonderful new week!
U sef dey lag abi
Romance / Re: . by kuzi1(m): 11:15pm On Apr 14, 2018
Sharp guy go do like say u no hear shingbain. Just dey act nice,caring,funny n cool n u see how she will turn to u...thank me lera
Romance / Re: How To Wed With 50,000 Naira by kuzi1(m): 11:12pm On Apr 14, 2018
No let Owerri pipo see this one o...Mehn why Naija no just folo Indian pattern or wedding na... these slay queens for pay tire

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TV/Movies / Re: Do You Remember These Indian Movies Back In The Days? by kuzi1(m): 10:46pm On Apr 14, 2018
ADENIKETINA2015:
I remember "MAD" which happens to be my all time Indian favourite.
Ur head dey there "fellow delta igbo Yoruba" bae... hope say urs na Ibiza cos we no dey carry last o

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TV/Movies / Re: Do You Remember These Indian Movies Back In The Days? by kuzi1(m): 12:57am On Apr 14, 2018
Ayaa ayaa toofaan

TV/Movies / Re: Do You Remember These Indian Movies Back In The Days? by kuzi1(m): 12:56am On Apr 14, 2018
Do u remember this one... "I am a disco dancer talalala"

TV/Movies / Do You Remember These Indian Movies Back In The Days? by kuzi1(m): 12:54am On Apr 14, 2018
Back then in the days when:
...we use VHS cassettes,
...we use broom to open neighbors curtain just to peep and watch,
...we forget to eat because we are glued to these 3hours Indian movies,
...we cry alot when watching Indian movies,
...we sing the songs pass National Anthem,
...we begin to act the movie after watching...
Cheeeiii... now gals dey use Zee World form!!!

If u did not sing "ayaa ayaa toofaaan" then call me Unku...

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Male Friend by kuzi1(m): 5:09pm On Mar 26, 2018
No be say she fine sef...

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