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Health / Re: Foreign Hospitals Stealing Kidneys, FG Warns by kwyllancy: 8:08am On Oct 18, 2017
Odi Egwu
Travel / Re: Some Pictures Of Abakaliki At Night by kwyllancy: 12:20pm On Sep 08, 2017
Ladyjumong:
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Hmmmmm. ......... Thank you cool
Travel / Re: Some Pictures Of Abakaliki At Night by kwyllancy: 10:37am On Sep 08, 2017
Ladyjumong:
i hope so oo

not when sombori wil be kumin bk he/she will jumbing up and down inside taxi grin grin grin
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grin It should have been completed b4 Xmas....Pls let's hook up on 08032645863 / michaelwhyte730@gmail.com
Travel / Re: Abakaliki, The Salt City, Serene And Beautiful by kwyllancy: 9:58am On Sep 08, 2017
Evaberry:


I would love to go for a vacation, can u give me ur gmail so I communicate with u, ask questions about hotels to stay etc
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Feel free to contact me also @ michaelwhyte730@gmail.com
Travel / Re: Some Pictures Of Abakaliki At Night by kwyllancy: 9:30am On Sep 08, 2017
Ladyjumong:
Awwwn, home sweet home, when will i see
ya

buh wait ooo, hope he ave constructed that nkaliki road leading to oruizor undecided
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Yes, I am from Nkaliki but d link to Oriuzor will be completed soon
Health / Re: My Uncle Has Large Boils On His Head, Please Save His Health Condition (pics) by kwyllancy: 3:09pm On Sep 01, 2017
He should apply hydrogen peroxide on it. Thank me later
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Pensioners Smile Again by kwyllancy: 10:00am On Aug 28, 2017
Benignasweety:
where re u from?

Nkaliki, Abakaliki & what about you?
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Pensioners Smile Again by kwyllancy: 3:55pm On Aug 27, 2017
Another good one from Ekubaraoha

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Romance / Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by kwyllancy: 5:03pm On Aug 15, 2017
[
quote author=Boc007 post=59495949]1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like sad )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" grin . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now" undecided

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" cool I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) kiss , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...
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I expected you to relate your personal experience with us, than copying and pasting from another site without indicating the source. Yes, you copied from somewhere. No hard feelings though.
Celebrities / Re: Kcee Comes Last Among Entertainers Fit For Politics - PlanetRadioTV Poll by kwyllancy: 12:05pm On Aug 10, 2017
Oh really, Pls can you tell me more
Travel / Re: Drunk Truck Driver Causes Death Of Four People After Fatal Accident. Photos by kwyllancy: 11:45am On Aug 07, 2017
Rip to the dead
Politics / Re: "I'm Not Dead Yet!": The Story Of Victor Banjo by kwyllancy: 9:47pm On Aug 03, 2017
Hmmmmmmmmm
Celebrities / Re: Ufedo Sunshine Joins New York Film Academy, Gets Shoutout From Them On IG by kwyllancy: 3:02pm On Aug 02, 2017
Nigerians going places. Keep it up.....

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Politics / Re: Governor Ortom Denies Importing Snakes, Frogs Into Nigeria by kwyllancy: 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2017
THE WHEEL BARROW GOVERNOR

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Crime / Re: Ibrahim Idris Pushes For Death Penalty For Kidnappers by kwyllancy: 10:47am On Jul 27, 2017
Is it not funny that a law for a death sentence on kidnappers is yet to be passed?

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Politics / Re: Farmers And Villagers Killed By Boko Haram In Borno (Photos) by kwyllancy: 9:19am On Jul 25, 2017
There was a country

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Politics / Re: Lets See If The Whole 36 States Is On Nairaland by kwyllancy: 5:57pm On Jul 22, 2017
Ebonyi State Ndi oma
Politics / Re: Civil Servants, Stop Posting Obnoxious Comments On Social Media - Ebonyi Govt. by kwyllancy: 2:49pm On Jul 21, 2017
jashar:


It's Ohaukwu abi? grin


SO........ U SABI wink

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Politics / Re: Civil Servants, Stop Posting Obnoxious Comments On Social Media - Ebonyi Govt. by kwyllancy: 1:46pm On Jul 21, 2017
jashar:
shocked shocked shocked shocked

Ebonyi na State?

Why are they so backward thinking? Very funny set of human beings....


YOUR TYPE MAY NOT KNOW THE CAPITAL OF EBONYI STATE. tongue tongue tongue

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Politics / Re: Civil Servants, Stop Posting Obnoxious Comments On Social Media - Ebonyi Govt. by kwyllancy: 1:44pm On Jul 21, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

[s]Ebonyi state the weak link of the Southeast.[/s]


I wish Nnamdi KANU can take them off our Map.
Zoo!


FOR YOUR MIND BA. cool cool cool

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Politics / Re: MASSOB Sets August As Deadline For Mass Return Of Igbos From North by kwyllancy: 11:17am On Jul 19, 2017
It's BIAFRA or nothing

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Politics / Re: PDP Chieftains Renew Battle For Chairmanship by kwyllancy: 9:34am On Jul 19, 2017
DonVikings:
Hehehe. As usual. grin

[s]Despite the slavish support of iPod miscreants from Wawa and Abakaliki axis, there is no mention of any of them in the equation. cry[/s]

Nnamdi Kanu's Vulture with its empty babi-ala plate must hear this. embarassed

FOR UR MIND, THEY ARE SLAVES ABI ? cool cool cool
Crime / Re: Old Woman Paraded For Having Sex With A Young Man In Ebonyi (Photos) by kwyllancy: 11:44pm On Jul 13, 2017
l've always said Ebonyi state is the weak link of the South East and this proves it.

EBONYIPHOBIC SPOTTED cool cool cool
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady From Edo Cries Out For Help In Italy (Video) by kwyllancy: 2:36pm On Jul 12, 2017
EDO AND PROSTITUTION ARE 5 & 6

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Crime / Re: 24-year-old Mother Who Sold Her 2 Months Old Baby And Bought A Motorcycle by kwyllancy: 7:48pm On Jul 11, 2017
A lot of bad news from Anambra state lately angry angry

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Politics / Re: Umahi Settles Ezza/Ezillo Crisis As Peace Returns To Ezillo Community In Ebonyi by kwyllancy: 10:51am On Jul 10, 2017
SplendidE:
All these izzi Ezza people be having dispute all the time,I thank God I'm posted to Afikpo,Afikpo people are hospitable n peaceful




IT IS BETWEEN EZZA & EZZILO PEOPLE. PLS LEAVE IZZI PEOPLE OUT OF IT. IZZI SHARES NO BOUNDARY EVEN 80KM TO THE TROUBLED REGION. PLS NOTE IT .
Crime / Re: Rachael Umahi Calls For Arrest Of Policewoman Who Poured Hot Water On Maid by kwyllancy: 3:06pm On Jun 27, 2017
Cruelty at its peak
Crime / Re: The Exploits Of Notorious Kidnapper, Evans by kwyllancy: 1:17pm On Jun 11, 2017
He is indeed a high profile kidnapper

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Politics / Re: Umahi & Obasanjo Honoured By Governor Ortom In Benue State by kwyllancy: 10:48pm On Jun 10, 2017
RIDE ON EKUBARAOHA MY GOVERNOR

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Crime / Re: The Brave Sergeant In The Zenith Bank Robbery Video Is Dead - Police by kwyllancy: 7:18pm On Jun 10, 2017
From the sergeant's he is from Izzi in Abakaliki Ebonyi State. The name 'Iboko' is exclusive to them. Rest in peace brother.
Crime / Re: The Brave Sergeant In The Zenith Bank Robbery Video Is Dead - Police by kwyllancy: 7:17pm On Jun 10, 2017
From the sergeant's he is from Izzi in Abakaliki Ebonyi State. The 'Iboko' is exclusive to them. Rest in peace brother.
Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In His Farm In Delta State (Graphic Photos) by kwyllancy: 2:59pm On Jun 06, 2017
DELTA STATE AND NEGATIVE NEWS ARE 5 & 6. ANYWAY, REST IN PEACE TO THE DEAD.

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