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Politics / Re: Umahi Bags 2016 Zik Prize For Leadership In Good Governance Award by kwyllancy: 11:15pm On Jun 04, 2017
Ride on, d talk & do governor
Politics / Re: Lesson From Governor Umahi's Visit To Abia By Philip Nweze by kwyllancy: 3:15pm On May 12, 2017
Zulu212:
Abakaliki people

Yes oooooooo! Na my people. Just like Ndi Enugu people, Imo people & u no d rest Na....... cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Nigerians Share Before-and-after Photos Of Buhari, Lament Frail Looks by kwyllancy: 11:34am On May 07, 2017
sarrki:




Are you immune from what he's passing through


Guy you are a mere mortal you can pass through same
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If only some people would understand that mortal man is nothing. It takes only a week in a hospital for someone that was probably healthy in appearance to loose all flesh; to an extent that stork fish (Okporoko) will be better looking. We must stop celebrating health misfortune of others bc u re also a mortal.
Education / Re: Share Your Worst School Roommate Experience by kwyllancy: 3:34pm On Apr 27, 2017
Addicted2Women:

I had a Yoruba roommate

He was my best friend in the university

Tunde can eat for Africa

This dude loves to eat Amala and Ewedu combined with beans and other deadly atomic bombs

One night after eating his mixed poison, he wanted to kill me with fart

This dude begin dey Fart every 2 seconds, Jesu, if you see fire wey dey comot from his nyash

I don't know if he ate dead elephant mixed with dead fish

The fart blinded me, destroyed our ceiling fan and the crucifix of Jesus on the wall(statue of Jesus nailed on the cross) brought out his hands and covered his nose

The next day, i dropped out of school because of Tunde

I am not surprised, bc d name sounds horrible. My Igbo brothers will understand better
Crime / Re: Dogs Sniff Out Human Parts Seller In Anambra by kwyllancy: 5:23am On Apr 16, 2017
AuroraB:
Don't think of denying this tomorrow ooooooo
Be giving Igbos bad name whereas una know unasef


PLS DON'T GIVE THAT CLOWN YOUR PRECIOUS ATTENTION
Crime / Re: Dogs Sniff Out Human Parts Seller In Anambra by kwyllancy: 5:17am On Apr 16, 2017
AbakalikiPress:
I am not that surprised really.
Even in my own state, among the Ezza and Izii people of Ebonyi, we still consume Human flesh, although it is very secret.
Only our neighbors from Cross River actually know about it..... The funny part is even that those who engage in it prefer to consume strangers or visitors lodging in Ebonyi.


The right thing should have been that "You consume human meat" & not that Ezza & Izzi people consume human meat. I am an Izzi man & must say that u re big disappointment to Izzi & Ezza clan. If at all u re from these two clans. No news on cannibalism has ever made headline from Ebonyi State, let alone from these clans that you have set out to slander. HUMAN RACE SHOULD SPEAK AGAINST CANNIBALISM.
Politics / Re: Governance: The 3 Most Unlucky States In Nigeria by kwyllancy: 1:05pm On Mar 31, 2017
acenazt:
Oboi Na Kogi,ebonyi,zamfara,benue And Abia. Kogi Case Dn Bad Pass


Why put Ebonyi of yesterday on that misery list. I bet u have not visited Abakaliki recently? You will be sorry to have included it on the list. My governor is one of top performing governors in the country. Who no come no go know.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Number And Location, You Might Get A Date by kwyllancy: 10:47am On Mar 27, 2017
Michael: 08032645863
ABAKALIKI
Business / Re: Keystone Bank Sold To A Nigerian Investors For 25 Billion Naira by kwyllancy: 10:59am On Mar 23, 2017
Hmmmm odiegwu
Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old-Boy Stabbed To Death In Imo Because Of Memory Card (Photos) by kwyllancy: 10:09pm On Mar 20, 2017
Oh what a cruel world!!!
Science/Technology / Re: See The Animal I Killed In University Of Benin. What's The Name? by kwyllancy: 2:00pm On Mar 13, 2017
The name should be Koala. The animal doesn't easily let go of whatever it holds.......
Politics / Re: Delta Government Building Mechanic Village, Auto Spare Parts Market In Asaba by kwyllancy: 2:24pm On Mar 03, 2017
Ghost mode governor
Travel / Re: Trailer Crushes Man Into Two (Graphic Photo) by kwyllancy: 9:59am On Mar 02, 2017
Na waooo shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Umahi Emerges Chairman South-East Governors Forum (photos) by kwyllancy: 1:42pm On Feb 27, 2017
nonsobaba:
Wawa man, the only mosque in the whole of Anambra state is that make shift structure on bida road in Onitsha. And i believe you know it has been destroyed so many times by ultra-sensitive and patriotic Anambrarians who don't want that religion of bloodshed to have root anywhere in the land of the first born sons of the igbo race. But in ebonyi state, those half-blooded igbos have been allowing islam to rear its ugly head there. Do you know that the present Commissioner of Police in Ebonyi is a woman who is also a muslim indigene of the state?! And she was deliberately posted there by the fulani muslim IG in order to safeguard the fulani islamic expansion into Ebonyi state. Many ebonyi indigenes have converted to islam, which is why you hardly hear of fulani herdsmen violence there as they see ebonyi as already in the kitty.
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@ NONSOBAABBAA!!! or .......ur conspiracy theory against Ebonyi State doesn't water

1. Peace Ibekwe Abdullah, d former Ebonyi State police commissioner is an Anambra daughter, precisely from Onitsha & was only carrying out her official duties.
2. I don't know her religion, whether Muslim or Christian, none of my business. Should it even be anyone's headache
3. Ebonyi has a mosque like every other state just like churches are well littered in other Muslim states of d country
4. Freedom of worship is one of the fundamental rights of every citizen, boldly enshrined in d Nigerian Constitution. Besides if a survey maybe conducted on Igbo Muslims odds are high that Ebonyi may not be topping the chart.
5. Herdsmen invasion of Ebonyi territory: An average Fulani herdsman knows that an Ebonyi man is a 'no non-sense' person. That an average Abakaliki man has a 'man no rest' matchet for his immediate security & does not wait for d government to come to his rescue. Have u heard about an Izzi man, Ikwo man, Ezza man, Mgbo man I bet u have not. U don't provoke them bc they re really badass. Unlike their weak **** counterparts. No one Fulani man provokes them bc they will get more than bargained for. We have done it before & will always do it- Tit for tat. The Fulani herdsman is fully conscious of the above realities & threads with unassailed caution.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Struggling With Prison Warders (Photos) by kwyllancy: 8:25am On Jan 11, 2017
[/quote][quote author=Noblesoul123 post=52702915]I strongly believe that if the the 5 States in that landlocked, erosion plagued enclave want to break away, they should be allowed to go quietly.

They will then be treated as foreigners in any other part of the country.

Perhaps they will then realise the negative implication of their actions just like Great Britain discovered after the BREXIT vote last year.


FOR YOUR MIND BA cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Umahi Constructs 3 Flyovers In Abakaliki, Ebonyi At The Same Time (Pics) by kwyllancy: 6:48pm On Jan 09, 2017
megawax8:


Some of you just sit behind screens and type bullocks...... My travel agent, I forgot when I employed you, do remind me.

Answer the questions on projects I asked.

We as citizens fail to be objective when analysing those in power but wail eventually when we stop getting the crumbs we were initially satisfied with.


SORRY, I AM NOT YOUR TRAVEL AGENT. I AM A PERMANENT RESIDENT. cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Umahi Constructs 3 Flyovers In Abakaliki, Ebonyi At The Same Time (Pics) by kwyllancy: 6:32pm On Jan 09, 2017
michaelandre:
which one is rice capital of the southeast and southsouth again Who give them title And why the attachment Una no dey tire

THIS ONE PAIN U O, BUT NA TRUE TALK BE THAT cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Umahi Constructs 3 Flyovers In Abakaliki, Ebonyi At The Same Time (Pics) by kwyllancy: 6:28pm On Jan 09, 2017
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megawax8:



Mention few of the projects and their location.

Do you know how many local governments that are not motorable? Or the constant cholera deaths that occur due to the lack of potable water in many villages? Or health centres that are decayed?

SOME OF YOU HAVE NOT EVEN BEEN TO EBONYI RECENTLY & YOU ARE DESCRIBING THE PLACE MORE THAN PEOPLE INSIDE IT. SOME PEOPLE WHO DON'T WISH EBONYI WELL WILL COME & GO HEART BROKEN
Politics / Re: Umahi Constructs 3 Flyovers In Abakaliki, Ebonyi At The Same Time (Pics) by kwyllancy: 6:24pm On Jan 09, 2017
[/quote][quote author=megawax8 post=52664700]As much i recognize the fact that the work is solid, I still wonder how one totally abandons obvious problems and decide to build a landmark he'd want to be remembered for. This is ill-governance if i must say. To think that there aren't even cars not to talk of traffic in the state capital just makes me feel sick.(Heck, the cars parked at shoprite- Ikeja on a busy day is far greater than the total number of cars in Abakaliki).


#MisplacedPriorities


FOR YOUR MIND ABI tongue tongue tongue
Politics / Re: Umahi Assures Buhari Of Ebonyi's Vote In Next Election by kwyllancy: 5:32pm On Jan 09, 2017
[/quote][quote author=nonsobaba post=52665928]When i tell people that abakaliki and wawa(enugu) people are not real igbos, some call me a racist. Abakaliki and Wawa people have been the biggest saboteurs in the history of igbos. From the sabotage of the biafran war, to granting fulanis license to build mosques all over ebonyi state, to the free passage granted to fulani terrorists disguising as herdsmen to use enugu state as a launch base to attack igboland, these people have shown that they have mixed blood rushing through their veins. But one thing must be made very clear. APC is seen as an islamic and satanic cult here in Igboland no matter what clowns like Umahi say.

SO MR HISTORIAN, MR "REAL IGBO MAN" WHERE ARE THEY FROM? HOW ELSE IN THE WORLD DO YOU KNOW A REAL SABOTEUR IF NOT BY WHAT YOU HAVE UTTERED. HAVE U SEEN AN OMO ODUDUWA OR HAUSA CALLING THEIR OWN NOT REAL THIS OR REAL THAT. IT IS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT WE ARE YET TO ACTUALISE BIAFRA. PEOPLE IN IGBO LAND ARE NOT EVEN UNITED YET WE WILL ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE IN RIVERS & DELTA STATES THAT BEAR IGBO NAMES THAT THEY ARE OUR BROTHERS. MY PEOPLE, IGBO SHOULD BE WISE.

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Politics / Re: Umahi Assures Buhari Of Ebonyi's Vote In Next Election by kwyllancy: 5:15pm On Jan 09, 2017
nonsobaba:
When i tell people that abakaliki and wawa(enugu) people are not real igbos, some call me a racist. Abakaliki and Wawa people have been the biggest saboteurs in the history of igbos. From the sabotage of the biafran war, to granting fulanis license to build mosques all over ebonyi state, to the free passage granted to fulani terrorists disguising as herdsmen to use enugu state as a launch base to attack igboland, these people have shown that they have mixed blood rushing through their veins. But one thing must be made very clear. APC is seen as an islamic and satanic cult here in Igboland no matter what clowns like Umahi say.

SO MR HISTORIAN, MR "REAL IGBO", WHERE ARE WAWA & ABAKALIKI FROM?
Politics / Re: Okorocha Splashes N1m On A Pure Water Seller & Girl Whose Parents Are Jobless by kwyllancy: 2:10pm On Jan 07, 2017
[quote][/quote]"So to each of you I present five hundred thousand naira cash making it one million naira,your lives can never be the same again, congratulations"

INDEED, THEIR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. angry angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Fan Carves Waconzy's Face On His Head by kwyllancy: 10:08am On Jan 07, 2017
Oh really.....
Business / Re: Dangote Tomato Factory Reopens February by kwyllancy: 11:59am On Jan 04, 2017
grin grin grin. “Tuta Absoluta’’, it is only my Igbo brothers that will understand this zoological pest name better. grin grin grin
Business / Re: Dangote Tomato Factory Reopens February by kwyllancy: 11:59am On Jan 04, 2017
grin grin grin. “Tuta Absoluta’’, it is only my Igbo brothers that will understand this zoological pest better. grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Is This The Main Reason Why Women Cheat On Their Men? by kwyllancy: 11:29pm On Jan 03, 2017
See bro, when you are pounding and he face begins to change emotionally and she becomes more sexy, I really don't know how to describe that kind of face right now.... Just know you are hitting the thing.

I can't stop laughing, bc d face is usually indescribable. If u make the mistake of laughing, u must explain it or forget about d sex. I usually remove my face to avoid problem. grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Prophet Emmanuel Omale's 2017 Prophecies by kwyllancy: 5:14pm On Jan 03, 2017
We are watching in 3d
Celebrities / Re: Hakeem Effect Transforms Eki Osagie To Look Like Buhari (Photos) by kwyllancy: 2:48pm On Jan 03, 2017
This is incredible shocked shocked shocked

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Culture / Re: 23 Year Old : Obi Nduka Ezeagwuna II Crowned 20th Obi Of Issele-uku - Pictures by kwyllancy: 5:26pm On Jan 01, 2017
[And why does he dress like a Bini royalty?[/b] cool[/
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I was about asking the same question
Car Talk / Re: 15 Tips To Prolong The Life-span Of Your Vehicle. by kwyllancy: 7:59am On Jan 01, 2017
A nugget of information
Politics / Re: FG To Begin Payment Of N5,000 To Unemployed Youths In 2017 by kwyllancy: 8:55pm On Dec 31, 2016
Chai N Power
Travel / Re: (photos) Speeding Truck Falls At Fidiso, Ibeju Lekki, Lagos by kwyllancy: 1:35pm On Dec 31, 2016
FATALITY....

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