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@ Omofola

Do you still remember ur mothers advice.
Ur mother used to say " what happened to the old broom will soon happen to the new broom"

T.I. et Rihanna says to tell you "Live ur live"

When he's done screwing B,he'll come running to u saying it was d devil that deceived him.
That you have always been his choice.If u 4give and marry him,chances are u are doomed.

Thank God you can see d guy's tru color now b4 marriage.

The unbelief trailing this story is evident of the fact that d people of old
certainly did nt believe in Jesus when He walked the earth.
What more can one say?

Come to think of it.
Whats d doubt here,dat the little girls were not buried or that
the story is a lie even when it was reported on Egyptian tv as d report said?

Or that miracles are lies or dat it is impossible?
I think this is a wake up call for all,it goes to show that all we were told in the bible about Jesus
are no joke.
Jesus is alive fellas,wake up.
Am humbled by dis story,and i cant doubt it,even though i know some ppl here
will say if i can believe dis,i can believe anything.This is no joke people.

Kx:
MUMU FAMILIES

So he neatly clicked the tree,used red marker to label
the ripe mangoes,came down from the tree and started stoning the red labelled mangoes in order to pluck them.

So he neatly climbed the tree,used red marker to label
the ripe mangoes,came down from the tree and started stoning the red labelled mangoes in order to pluck them.

MUMU FAMILIES

Two friends from two different families got talking one day and the first one said:
Do you know that may younger brother is such a daft,sometimes he acts so mumuish
I wish he was not my brother.
The second one replied and said,hm,is ur brother's mumu level up to my younger brothers'?
So they sat down to explain what their brother's did to merit such remarks.

First person: I came back from work somedays ago to meet my younger brother in the room
crying. I enquired into what the cause of his cries were and he looked at me,pointed at our
5years todler cousin(Kemi) and said,"brother i day cry because Kemi is sitting directly under the
shaky cabinet where we kept 2bags of rice and the bags are going to fall on her and wonjure her.

2nd Person:Is dat why u said ur brother na mumu,u never see nothing.
My brother was stoning mangoes from our mangoe tree somedays back and after several attempts
at plucking the ripe ones,they wont fall except the unripe ones.So he neatly clicked the tree,used red marker to label
the ripe mangoes,came down from the tree and started stoning the red labelled mangoes in order to pluck them.

luckiest:
I guess you are one of those who only critisize and do nothing to help your own,;

How come everybody dat expresses a diverse opinion is lashed out at here?
@ Luckiest
How is HITV "your/our own" according to u?except u are Subair's relative
Cant u tell when u are being ripped off?
Why did u abandon ur good old NITEL line for d GMS's if NITEL services were satistactory?

In case u forgot,HITV is a business outfit set up with a profit motive.
Quit thinking its one of ur nigerian govt property dat u label our own,and endure sh-t
while u are paying good money for poor services,

stephen123:
I need a female and not a male like you, it is a lottery for girl

Could you give us more information about you?
At least d "one" that will win ur heart should be availed
with info dat states ur real u.
things like ur age,look,profession,personality etc,
in otherwords,just market ur self, the flow is open.

agaba123:
Well he only said he was quoted out of context.

Since he claimed to have bn quoted out of context,
it should dawn on him dat he has been recalled into context

A whole ambassador can make sensitive statements,wonders shall never end

[quote author=i_laugh link=topic=236574.msg3488548#msg3488548 date=1235054756]rephrase your question, maybe it will make more meaning.[/quote]no need to rephrase jari,
wetin u go first see first and foremost na abroad

dgreatrock:
how do you do; how are you feeling?

doing good,feeling great, how do u do 2?

Mumu Virgin

"There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

For naija abi for america?

Ubongp:
Hello,
I please need help. Can some one help with birthday show phone in number for Hot FM (98.3) Abuja?
I need to call them for birthday.

Contact ministry of information

Facts are gradually coming to show dat condoms adverts and distribution are
purely for commercial gains.

I trust my ppl,soon now or later,more ppl will join the market and d price will
crash.Good biz cos u eat u nor eat,u get house u nor get house,u must have and use
condom .
Na wah,only naija 2.5million cds declared,other wen use crude methods
went unreported.

Poster pls,amongst d 2.5million bought and used,how many burst

ashawo business

One ashawo go meet plastic surgoen say make he make another hole for her,
the doctor ask why? she say bizznesss is good that she won to open
another branch

lafialolllll,
english aboki kwo?

When you’ve prayed every prayer that you know how to pray.
Just remember the Lord will hear
and answer is on its way

clemcykul:
lol abokina yaya dai

ka nan lafiya kwo?

mai ya faru kwana biyu baka online?

kai minini,
english pls

Issues like dis leaves one rather too sad to comment on.

Cant we make plans that are measurable by weekly,monthly
and annual achievements?
70 yrs expectancy by what indices, good roads,electricity
water,jobs,health care or how

Increased GDP by producing what except oil?



By 2020 it will be vision 2030,by 2030 it bcomes vision 2050.
May God help us

onyke34:
I NEED A REAL WOMAN.[color=#990000][/color]

Who is a real woman by ur reasoning?
tell us

Increases personnel cost with zero productivity

I think 2 things will happen if police go on strike.

1.Traffic chaos ( d good old go-slow) will reduce by 60%

2.Nigeria will save billions of naira per day,[b]savings from road side where ur particulars[/b]

wat d u expect?
lots of ice cream,chicken,salad,fresh fish,name it,little or no ecercise,
infact some drink big stouct sef!
d result,big belle,
funny enough dey dont even seem to see d ugly side of it