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1. 96.9,cool fm
2. 92.3 inspiration fm
3. 95.1 waxobia fm
4. 93.7 rythm fm
5. 102.3fm ( dont know dia current name,today gfm,2morow radio continental,maybe it shud be called zain fm!)

das my cool, inspirational and diplomatic choice.

Wonders shall never end.

Did that guy thnk he could kill a naijarian?
abi him never hear of odeeshii,otumokpo,?[b][/b]

rominiyi:
@chihums , thanks , thanks thanks. wishing myself the very best @ kx, I dont need u to jugde me at all, after all we all have own good or bad sides, being married doesnt take my feelings away , I have blood running in my veins so are u ,

Rominiyi am sorry if i sounded like i was judging you,who am i to do dat?
I was a bit taken aback that the the idea of going back to ur came to ur mind.
anyway,i understand ur plight.
going fwd,i ll think that we cannot solve a problem by creating anoda one.
You love ur ex no doubt,but going back to him is easier said dan done.
what happens to the child frm ur present marriage?
whatever u do,pls dont rush.

She always want it fast these days. I am always ready till she get tired/ till she says OKAY. But sometimes i always think i'm punishing her when it is fast. May be i'm thinking
that when it's slow I'm preventing abuse. pls how do women always want it. Meanwhile she was not promiscuous b4 and till now.

Methink when sex has gotten to the extent when the lady says how she wants it,it means the man has not been
innovative and creative alot in the act.A lady she be treated in such a way as to expect the best all the time.If she has
chosen to be "knacked" fast all the time,my guy e show say u are bereaved of ideas.
All the same,give it to her d way she wants it but do more process/style reengineering in between.

A married woman?
I think most people simply dont understand the santity of marriage b4 going into it.
Its contracted and seen now like a meal ticket,nothing more nothing less.
Go back to ur ex becos u still love him.What a shame!

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232566.msg3456539#msg3456539 date=1234366132]Igbos say
Otu ocha!

meaning [/quote]V is neither vector nor volts,
V means ikputus.

[color=#000099][b]Judges 14: 2-4
           ^{1 & 2} [i]Samson went up and told his father and mother,saying,"I have seen a woman in Timnah, 
                      ³[Then his father and mother said to him,"is there no woman among the daughetrs of your
                  brethren,or among all my people,that you must go and get a wife from the uncircumcised Philistines?"

              [b] The point am making is:coming home to marry is ok,at least Samson's parents advised so in the bible for those
              that believe in it.Marrying one's pps does not solve all d probs but it reduces cultural diversity and arguably fosters
              better understanding

NIGERIAN CONTRACT
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day.
One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France.

At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living.

When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey
we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look
at it & give me a bid?" So, to the back fence they all went to check it out.

First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape measure
and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about
$900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil,
did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for
materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, "$2,700."

The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like
the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France

The Prison and the Prisoner

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, You know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" With a SMILE on his face caringly touching her in places, he says "OK, Sweetheart, Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is PPP - Put the Prisoner in Prison. And the rule is that in prison the prisoner does not just lie down there, he really has to work." And then they made heated passionate love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, panting but smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped. Turning on his side, he smiles.
"Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a
suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born fowl.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her,
"Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!!!

I ve never seen a marriage dat offers everything ppl desires in d right propotion.
Its not meant to be a PERFECT institution otherwise it wont be positively challenging.

In d first place,do u think if d guy had all those cognitive and  permit me to say attidunal
abilities dat are lacking at the moment,dat u wud ve been the best for him?

If he had invested time and cash resources on u for 5 solid yrs,whats wrong
with investing an infinitesimal bit of urs to "toosh" him up to ur taste b4 marriage?

Do ur best to "wake" him up first,when after all efforts has proved abortive,come back
here for advice.Good luck.

Adebayor won,na caf know d kind criteria wen dem use,cos
if it was based on form,club achievement,national team perf and
contribution to the african game,the winner certainly would be
aboutrika on merit.supersport and all well meaning individuals concurs.

I ve been wondering what this guy's name was since i listened to his kind of
music on board kenyan airways until i watched him perf live last night at d awards,
youssou ndour,,
abeg anybody know where i can get his cd's in lagos?

He(ABOUTRIKA) won the Caf  Champions trophy with his Egyptian based club ,he won the CAF AFCON with his national team,the Pharoahs of Eqypt,he plays and scores week in week out for club and country,there has never been a time  his national team "begged" him to play for his country and he turned the invitation down,he is a role model,yet he was denied the award for reasons only CAF can tell.Surprisingly,its on record that the eventual winner (Adebayor) did nt win a trophy for club(Arsenal) and country(Togo) for the year under review(2008),matter of fact,sometime ago he turned down the invitation to play for his country.
May we kindly bring up suggestions on what a player need to win the CAF award ladies and gentlemen so that our up coming players will be better informed.

1.MAKE SURE YOU DONOT PLAY YOUR FOOTBALL IN AFRICA because no matter what you win with club and country in Africa,the fact that you play your club football in Africa negates your chances.

2.MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A GLO SIM CARD.

"this guy proposed to me and he's 12 years older.  i am 22 and he's 34.  i love him although i am not so free with him., i mean, i'm a little scared of him.  my folks dont think it will work out.  my elder sister hates his height.  my parents dont like his rush.  he's in a hurry to get married to me"

"This guy"-does not indicate mutual respect and compatibility with the man,"i love him although  i'm a little scared of him" means am in this for the money and he knows thats my motive,"my folks dont think it will work out" this confirms my believe that your parents understand both of you are in it for all reasons but love,"he's in a hurry to get married to me" indicates that the 2 of u dont even communicate freely and reach a consensus b4 deciding what to do.

All these shows that you both dont sincerely love each other for love.
You have all the ingredients for a failed marriage neatly presented by u in just one sentence.
Choose to be happy or to marry "money" and face the consequences.

For ppl who do see them,they see if u want to see a native/witch doctor,u fill no form neida do u book appointment.
Its sad that though majority of the pastors do it purely for administration basis,visitors are asked to eida fill a form or book appointment to see them.
I had an experience some years ago,I went to see a pastor for some real challenges.I felt my career was turning apart due to a decision I made and I needed somebody to talk to,a man of God to be precise.
I went to a neiboring church (on Monday),which I did fellowship once in a while and to my shock,I was asked to book appointment to see the man of God some days ahead,that that particular day I came was fully "booked".

Ask me,was is necessary to book appointment?
I left there in annoyance and talked to my God myself and talked to my self too.

The concern here is when somebody wants to see a pastor in this jet age,the reasons are always time bound.
If a marraiage is crashing and u have to wait one week to get advice or counselling from a man of God,is that marriage rift ever gona be resovled
in time to avert further damage?

I think "fellowship" which the opportunity that counselling seesion brings should not be meddled with on the alter of appointment and booking ahead.
If early christians had done that,I do not think,"saints" and "sinners" alike would have worshipped together in the same church.

He "blasted"the penalty that could have won them the UEFA Champions league.
He missed a goal mouth opportunity that even a 9months pregnant woman could  score.
These 2 ridiculous missed opportunities has smeared the careers of 2 different world class coaches.
Grant has gone.Scolari has gone,is [b]Terry'[/b]s captaincy of the bridge untouchable?

Chelsea can well do with a wind of change.
I vote to Peter Cech Captaincy.Offload Peter Keyon,the Chairman for wrong coach selection.
At the end of the season,offload the over bloated ego centric figures:Ballack,Drogba,Anelka etc.

Thank God Phil Scolari is gone,but Chelsea need much more than sacking Phil.
Abi na him dey play the ball sef?

In order to make us understand his reason for the annulment better,I wish to present some scenarious here:

1."Because of the possibility of unemployment after graduation,its a waste of resources to send my wards to school,
   therefore,I choose not to give my wards the legacy of good education"

2. Because I might get hungry in the afternoon even after having my breakfast,therefore there is simply no need to have breakfast
   at all"

  Obama chose hope over fear,which gave rise to his transformational metaphor[b]"YES WE CAN"[/b]
  Our leaders "feared" fear and chose fear over hope which culminated in the annulment of the election.

http://www.buildingcontractorsecrets.com/myblog.htm.

Before you contract a "professional" or an artisan,walk around the shops,obtain
apt prices for materials so as to be well informed.High cost of materials not witstanding,
I think the suggested/estimated cost of N10/12mil is on the high side.

Live score:

semi final,ghana 2, afric du south 0,the match is ongoing.

Courtesy Brila fm,

I thought this thread was meant to bring the ukwauni people closer

"My dear good people of Ndokwa West/East, Ukwuani LGA, lets know each other here, Please do state ur town and LGA."

Anyway,am Chucks from Umutu,Ukwani LGA,live and work in Lagos.

"Ukwuani bu eze"

The choice of a city is always individual.
For me,Lagos is a land of opportunity in terms of
networking,contact and much more.
It may not be like London or "Abuja"
but still i think Lagos is d place to be in naija.

The link to the news as some requested above is :
http://saharareporters.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=623:breaking-news-yobe-state-governor-senator-mamman-bello-ali-is-dead&catid=3:newsflash&Itemid=204
It recorded that the gov died of leukamia.

On why our leaders choose to die abroad,i guess they prefer
oyibo hospitals thinking say death nor fit reach dem there!

May his soul rest in peace

But most importantly,how i wish this leaders will
wake up and fix our hospitals.Whats the use going to the US
for medic if our hospitals are well funded?

Does nt the long hours spent on air to get to Saudi Arabia
or Ohio,US amount to adding salt to the injury of a life threatening
kidney ailment?

As laughable as this "story" sounds,are we saying similar things and worst things-of this nature-
are not happening in 9ja on a daily basis? Have nt we heard cases of lorry drivers "taking off",i mean
varnishing by juju[b][/b] means to spare thier lifes when their lorries are invovled in ghastly motor accidents?
The Police aint doing to well no doubt,but i do believe that anything is possible.Oyibo usell thier juju for technology
and innovation,we use or own for witnchy and goaty turning.[color=#550000][/color]