₦airaland Forum

urfriend:
Hi Kx,

please don't tell me that DSTV don't have it's own issue,check out SS10 with most time the lost of audio and bad picture quality,eurosport news as been off since sunday,SS3nigeria has been having issues when showing live matches.

So if Dstv was too good how come you keep checking out things being posted to this thread?.

uufriend no vex,i only came here to repond to hitv or hi rubbish.
Seems this thread is for loyal hi users,
its all good'

So if Dstv was too good how come you keep checking out things being posted to this thread?.
but if it hitv is dat gud,ur unfriendly response have done
ur publicity of d hi quality programming no good,how then can i be wooed over?

Good old America,matured reporting.
Were dis to happen in naija,u ll see correct embelishment of the story.
it even contains CNN sympathy at the end of the report,oyibo wise sha.

A man dat can slice the wife throat with a knife will be d happiest man
to be left in ordinarily jail even though say na krikiri.

He does not deserve to live.

e go better

Why is d reporter and d media house not able
mention which govs wife and d state

as d killer entourage has bn fully shielded by the media house and
d law enforcement agents,will there ever be justice?
where is d deterrent not to repeat this killing in d future??

yes we can indeed!

Macteejay2:
[size=14pt]Jennifer Hudson[/size]

Abeg dis Jenifa pix,na OBJ bornam,she looks de wowest

Wihtout make up,most of dem look like holy sh-t

urfriend:
For Hi Life,that is a technical issue from HiTV's end and will be back soon,and watch out very very soon the picture quality for most if not all will be improved plus even more better contents and programmes.

Na wa,so technical issues still have'nt bcome a thing of the past with HITV?
It is for such issues and poor everything that i dashed my HITV decoder
and went to buy DSTV,till date,I think i ve been getting value for money.

Prophet Banom,OKIJA_JUJU etal,please "form" nostradimus and tell us:

Is this sickness "healable" and is it going to be healed kpatakpata?

@Poster
Quite honestly,i think if i lodge that N3000 into my account,
I would have succeeded in marrying with more than N2500
in my bank account,what do u thnk?

aboveonly:
Discover how I got married with less than N2,500 in my Bank Account…

•For further information send mail to:myweddingsuccess1@getresponse.com;then check your mail.

In a bid to unravel this near impossibility,i followed thru with d directions,sent email,to the addy above,
got feedback,however,at d end,i lost interest at the point when it dawned on me dat N3000 should be paid for d
e-book on having a successful marriage/wedding plan or something.

Nice marketing effort guy

Can a Nigerian police officer refuse bribe?

Answer is yes they can.

Wait a minute,did u say scooby,is nt dat a popular kiddy carton?

so people actually listen to these musics,no wonder dey still sing crab

On board the BRT to Anthony frm Mile 12 sometime ago,a conversation ensued between 2 men as follows:

man 1: "Please when you are done, can I have a look at the catalogway?"
man 2: "Man, it is pronounced as 'catalogue' not 'catalogway'!"
man 1: "Oh! sorry, it was a slip of tongway!"
man 2: "Again sir, that word is pronounced 'tongue' not 'tongway'!"

man 1: "Okay, I will not arg with you!"

At a christian fellowship meeting,the following conversation ensued:

Pastor: Brethren, if you want a model of love, open your Bibles to Luke 10:30-37.
Congregation: Yes, THE GOOD SAMARITAN
Pastor: If you want a model of FORGIVENESS, open to Luke 15: 11-32.
Congregation: Yes! THE PRODIGAL SON
Pastor: And if you want a model of GENEROSITY, open to Luke 21: 1-4.
Congregation: The WIDOW'S CONTRIBUTION
Pastor: But if you want a model of how one's office comes before ones health,who do u look for?
Congregation: Yaradua

sukzman1:
am a graduate of madonna university and i 4 one is working in nigeria's biggest bank and a lot of my class mates are employed in multinational coys and lucrative organizations

@Poster.
Are u working there because u grad madonna?
Do we land jobs in choice places because of our alma mater in today's nigeria?

Church,mosque,babalwao hut,road side,inside molue etc,there are
no best or worst place to select a life partner.

Matter of fact,its riskier selecting ur mr/mrs right in religious places
because pretenders boku for these places.
If most pastors na fake,na most members nor go be pretenders?

Is there any justification for 2 adults to fight in love?
What kind of love is dat?

U guys are not matured enough to be in love.
Maturity first plss

Kizzy na naija be dis o,

can u be too sure of the job,character and lifestyle of ur
would be flat mates?
Assuming ur flatmate is a banker in d day and an armed robber at night,how will u know?
Mind u,if d fella commits a crime,u ll be picked up with him.

My advice,get what u can pay for irrespective of d fact dat u ll stay only weekends or not.

I think they have finally listened to d suggestions made in dis thread.

“An Aso Rock source confirmed that indeed Pastor TB Joshua has been consulted
while all other marabouts have been relegated to the background at least for now”

see:http://www.pointblanknews.com/os1460.html

Finally Emmanuel or is it Jhesus<according to T.B Joshua> will heal him,
more dollars for the "man of God"

May God help him,amen.

If NTA or any local media organises it,d followership will be negligible.
How many peeps dey watch that station sef?
u fit stand d pictures?
Talk of AIT, same thing.

Who wan debate sef?
with what qualification? toronto certificate abi with
PH.D wen some hungry university dash dem?

abi u want make ur politicians come murder english
in d name of debate?
Leave debate for d oyibos and d Harvard bred Obama's pls.

Denzel Washinton.My man any time any day.

Kx:
How I come across the sea its HEAVEN!

How I wish across the sea its HEAVEN!

On board an airplane for 6-8hrs journey,one prays and begs God for journey
mercy,why are our peps damn desperate?

Any use for this kind of journey?

How I come across the sea its HEAVEN!

otuechere:
For those interested in joining the Nigeria Airforce,very soon the form will be out.
Just to let you know that it is free of charge,but you must produce a God-father
John

Mr John,pls fill me in.
Has having a god father become a prerequisite for joining Nigerian Airforce now?

Larufa:
Court Gives It To Governor Oni

http://thepmnews.com/2009/02/17/court-gives-it-to-governor-oni

A while ago i checked dat line and confirmed that PM reported that "court gave it to oni"

desgiezd:
http://thepmnews.com/2009/02/17/appeal-court-sacks-oni-orders-re-run-in-10-councils

Appeal Court Sacks Oni, Orders Re-Run In 10 Councils

Within a couple of minutes,same PM news came up again with appeal court sacks oni.

Why d rush to report incomplete and unconfirmed news?
Hope all the news we ve been getting frm these media houses have not been "half baked"

What beats my imagination alot is the fact that huge amount of personnel costs
are borne in the course of paying the salaries of the workers of these moribund
govt espatblishments.
PHC,Kaduna and Warri refineries pays salries,yet no fuel is refined as local consumption
pet products is hinged on product importation.
Ijora power station pays salaries yet the station aint generating or distributing power.
Nitel pays salaries yet outside backbone and connectivity,u cant tell if NITEL still
renders telcom services.

Whatever happened to production en naija.

@ Poster.

u 2 much