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I was born on 15th November... Exactly 9 months from Valentine's day,,, isn't that beautiful lol

Well I was born on 15th November.... Exactly 9 months from Valentine's days, it kinda feels good knowing I was conceived on a very special day lol... So any birthday mate in here

donsmall94:
Am from Kwara but I live in onitsha

ok bro I thought you from Ukpo coz you seem to know a big deal about him and his activities here in Ukpo.

donsmall94:
With this man in town, everyday is party, he shares money as though he prints it, Bullion van comes in and go our of his compound as though it's a bank. Man doesn't deal with Cheques, every of his philanthropic acts are in CASH, no matter the amount. Engr. Eze Arthur of Ukpo.

are you from Ukpo?

I keep saying it... God bless whoever invented DNA test!

Group eating is fun,,, during my school days in ESUT, me and my lodge guys sometimes cook together... immediately the pot hits the ground everybody go gather with him spoon, no dulling, and some go don weed finish, if you see rushing, and sometimes pepper go pass the food(lol you know guys cooking) the food go still dey very hot oo but if you see rushing lol na there i know say yoruba guys dey get natural cooler for mouth against hot meal.

One of my greatest memories in school.

CreepyBlackpool:
Christianity is the largest religion on earth.


But for some reason christians always seem to believe the entire world is against them


Funny how no one ever talks about the christian crusades

those are dark times,,, humans were still in the dark and ignorant then, people then only lived to conquer more lands through war,,, it was a very normal thing then.
The first crusade was even launched to "retrieve" the holy land(Jerusalem) from the Muslims who "conquered" it.. After pope uban preached about it in a sermon.

Those days are gone, we should be more concerned about a religion that still feels killing "non believers" is normal and the right thing to do in this 21st century

anonymous1759:
... Religion is bastardize hmmmmm, there's a big difference between condemning and telling someone to repent. No man has the right to condemn anyone. But it's your responsibility to correct them. As a religious leader. Being Gay is out rightly wrong no justification. Thank God i don't look up to the Pope. If the Pope can say being Gay is wrong many people will change because he's the most influential man on earth . Pope barely speak of Repentance he's indirectly encouraging Sin. I'm not Holy but it's better to know you're on a wrong path, than justifying your sin that's the height.

you sound intelligent and educated judging from your use of grammar, but in reality you are quite primitive and behind. So you feel ending up a gay or a lesbian is by choice? In this 21st century? Bro it's all a biological error,,, people don't learn to be gay and people don't learn to be straight, they are born with it.
The same way you naturally find the opposite sex sexually and romantically attractive is the same way they find same sex attractive... If anyone should be blamed for this misalignment it's the mother nature. an 80yrs oldschool pope understands this,, why can't you young man?

Nigerians disrespect dead people alot... The PVC should clearly be enough,, but No... yall decided to honor the Nigerian tradition of posting people's lifeless body anyhow!
And why is that guy with PVC opening teeth? Na excitement ontop this kind tragedy abi na lack of gravity dey make the teeth open on him own

kalvoken:
He is non wanted. If they wish to arrest him, it's so easy.
Arrest all his family members and watch him present himself.

Useless cowards. #policeNaScam#

Just like agberos in Lagos, policemen are criminals in uniform.

that's barbarism. His family members didn't commit the crime.

I totally agree with him... Why all these critics? Armed robbers are not terrorist groups who's goals and motives are "killing" innocent people.
Armed robbers are simply after the "money" and not likely to kill anyone during an operation if no security force interfere




So it's better to let an armed robber escape than waste an innocent live.. Cos while money is replaceable... "live" on the other hand is not!





Yall are actually the dumb ones,,, it's obvious that all the killings in the Country now make people value material things over lives?

And this is a big deal?? In 2019?? Smh Stuff like This won't wow anybody or even make a headline in 1914 Europe; during the first world War!!!

NaijaOlosho:


D tin wen Buhari and INEC, APC do Atiku dey pain am oo

is that you on your dp? How much do you charge for a night?

Nigerian politics is a better series than game of Thrones.
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FEMINISM IS A SCAM! 12,000 years ago During the "hunting and gathering" era... Men were hunting lions, Buffalos and rhinos in the wild while women were like....."uhmmm we just gonna stay home... gather the nearby plants and do the cooking" During the iron age and medieval times men were bravery fighting off invaders on the battling field while women were like " uhmmm we just gonna stay home and dress y'all wounds after battle" now all of a sudden women have started claiming "equal" to men? Cos things are alot more cooler now? Isn't that interesting

First of all... Tyson ain't broke! He may not be as rich as he was during his career but He's still worth millions of dollars... Secondly, Trump was already a rich white motherfucker back then! Probably already a billionaire..
So him being employed by Tyson was just to gain popularity,,, Trump has always been a svcker for the spotlight,,, he has been pursuing fame since the 70's.... Even through WWE and other Entertainment sections. Makes one wonder if it was all for his presidential ambition... If it was, then dude is more smart than we give him credit for! Cos He played the cards right!

Osagyefo98:
Stop using that word east.

We found ourselves under east as prescribed by FG.

What link has anambra with enugu for your unruly comparison.......are we same people?

Just defend the issue and stop unnecessary comparison.

what link has Enugu with Anambra? Are you dumb or just a little kid with a smart phone? Link you say? What about the obvious and simple fact that they both "Igbo" states

ABIA1stman:
Enugu is an overhyped jungle. Most part of Enugu state don't even have drinking water nor school Please take your hyping out of here. See the same enugu you are yapping about.

are you serious right now? All the states in Nigeria have their own share of bad roads,,, even Our federal capital territory... So showing me a bad road you found somewhere around Enugu doesn't change the the fact that Enugu is the most beautiful city here in the East...

Osagyefo98:
Please Obiano send them back to Ebonyi and enugu...states......no need to hide the truth.

SMH have you ever been to Enugu state before? Enugu is paradise bro... Go see for yourself.

Whack a$$!

This is huge...

I wonder why people go as far as hanging themselves to commit suicide? I mean thats like torturing and punishing yourself just to die? death by hanging is one of the worst ways to die,,, the struggle for air as the rope grips and stretches your throat is hell...
I bet if those primitive beings had witnessed people die by hanging in the past they would have gone for other options! Even suicide by drowning is also hell..

But do not worry i have a tip off for all the potential "suicidees" out there... don't hang yourself, don't jump over that bridge,,, don't poison yourself, you don't deserve to go through all that hell just to take your own life na.. Just don't!
Blowing your brain with a pistol is much more easier and faster... You would feel almost nothing... But since alot of people obviously don't have access to guns and im not borrowing you mine, cos I don't want your brain particles scattered all over my gun, And not like you would be alive to clean it up!!!
So Here is another tip off... Get a very sharp kitchen knife, slice both your wrists... Lay back and relax, Just let the blood flow... it would take you about 15 minutes to completely run out blood and gradually pass out,,, just like falling asleep, very simple, No struggle. Thank me later and happy killing yourselves...

badmrkt:
Okay. as TOP FAN i'd say you are drunk sir...Messi belongs to Laliga, while CR7 belongs everywhere...

That's loyalty... Cr7 leaves a club when he feels the ship is about to sink or not getting enough sail.... but not Messi, she stays at Barca no matter the situation and weather.
Only a hater will say CR7 is better than Messi, i don't hate Ronaldo he's an excellent player and very hardworking... But you can't compare sweat and pure talent.

edo3:
Am not a football analyst,, but when u see d two,, u can deduce for urself that one is trying everything possible to outshine one while the other don't care,, but allows things to flow naturally..










Messi is d real G.O.A.T

you said it all... You can't compare pure talent to sweat.

kmcutez:
Brainwashed black boy. Google is your friend. Don’t even start with black inventors. Just start with Nigerian inventors eg Philip Emeagwali etc.

that still doesn't make him wrong though.. Sadly Whites invented 99% of all the major stuff we see today,,,, especially in science and technology section... Let's be honest,,, i don't believe in white Supremecy, white people are not naturally smarter or have higher I.Q than black people,,, they are just more ambitious and adventurous... And they deserve our respect and applause!

Lol my Igbo girlfriend go even vex for me if I leave the money save her...

Wow I really need this for my baby girl... She had a tummy stretch marks as a result of child birth, I don't know.. they kinda make her feel uncomfortable about her body,,, noticed she now prefer having sex in the dark lately in order to hide them.. which I don't get cos I personally see nothing wrong with them (stretch marks) ,,,, they look perfectly normal to me...even kinda sexy on her... I Dunno maybe it's because I love her so freaking much.

shogsman:
I rest my case bros,cos I no know the size of your own bucket sha.

lol cmon dude... As Nigerians There is only one particular size of bucket our mind see when we hear the word "bucket".... It's a national mentality,,, We both know that, unless you not a Nigerian or didn't grow up here.



Anyway I don't even know why we here in the middle of the night arguing on irrelevant stuff...
We both obviously bored and having a hard time sleeping!

Upgrading stations look won't change sh!t,,, what we really need is to upgrade the officers mindset... The Nigerian police is too corrupt and unprofessional.


I suggest running drug and mental tests on these officers from time to time especially SARS... Shouldnt they be like the Nigerian version of SWAT team?? But you see them everywhere wasting innocent lives...

I only last 30 seconds during sex...

Very simple, Watch football and wrestling on Xvideos.com all night and day.

shogsman:
So you can't get a bucket of chicken for 25 dollars here, y'all will be sugarcoating bullshit.

$25 is around 9k,,,, one full grown chicken goes for around 2 to 3k here on a normal,,, so how many chickens does your genius mind think would fill a bucket?
Please tell me where I can get a whole bucket of chicken for 9k and I will pay you!