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PointB:
Lol,

It was a choice between Mumu son of Madu and Mumu son of Hari, I choose the former. Either, no escaping the Mumu.

You read Chronicles of Ike son of Nna ? That's nice. Hope you enjoyed it!

Look at what nigerians call creativity. no wonder the country is still in mess today. this is plagiarism at its worst. i hope you realize that words of the bible are subject to copyright (in this case the KING JAMES VERSION translation). its clear u only lifted words off and planted urs. it took years for the king james version which u dubbed to be put together. its only appropriate u acknowledge the source and STOP ABUSING THE WORD OF GOD.

ednut1:
robots wud access my character nd collateral wen i apply for loans robots wud coordinate movement nd placement of cash. robots wud defend dem selves from hacking robots wud handle recruitment,robots wud formulate policies nd attend cbn meetings he he he

yes. branches wud bcom nonexistent soonin terms in staffin

Adyrin:
OK

I think you're confused or idle.



If you get to the bank one good day and find out that there's no staff because all of them came to an end point to drop the job due to reasons. You stated, who would pay you?

No matter the type of job, so far its honest and a source of livelihood then do it gal..!


God that uplifts would definitely do that when its the right time!



Peace y'all

stop living in the past. most bank jobs would soon b automated e.g tellers. what are atms for? to cut costs banks would evolve technology across board that when enter a banking hall, all ull b seeing wud be machines and robots

egift:
^^^^^^^
This plantain and yam make sense - add oil, onions, some "vegetation", fresh pepper, salt - slice those plantain and yam at the ratio of 60-40. Grab one bottle of whatever makes you good (Madam a Chilled Coke for me). Now you are talking...

Meanwhile, if you have fried fish, dry meat or pepper soup by the corner, you will get some smiles from me.

which kain hungry man be dis? u neva see food before? ur mates dey chop for kfc and chinese restraurant u dey there dey salivate ontop roadside food. u should b ashamed. idiiot

Arlex:
That serves him right..Although the naval officer was lenient enough compared to what we have been seeing around..

this is the reason why the nation is in a complete mess. who told you that the naval rating or whoever had the right to punish the man in the first place? so he has now become the prosecutor and the judge at the same time abi? look under the law every nigerian has got a citizen arrest right. if you come across two people fighting you can separate them and also take both of them to the police station. thats what the man there should have done. nor punish. he would have handed the man to the police. then the police investigates and if they find necessary charge the suspect to court. that's what is done in any modernized society.

ednut1:
Most of bh weapons were seized from police srations nd barracks. How is it now sophisticated Are those soldiers no tired of being killed by Bh self.dey shud organise a coup. Take over nd brutally crush dose boko bastards

Your comment is treasonable. You hav to watch it

jide333:
A BIG fool like you, who says maggot belongs to toilet I guess you're using a pit hole that's why u call it toilet and think that's where maggots belong? you're really a pig in human form.. You stupid scum

Not sure u went to school a bit, cos its clear ure an illiterate

jide333:
You are a big fool.. OBJ joining who? are you blind or is this how all your families are in reasoning?? THE APC THAT members that condemn OBJ years back are running to him for his support and you're here telling lies about obj joining his enemies? I guess you don't know about keep your friends close and your enemies closer.... Let's wait till apc start calling obj names again after the election... Gush w@'z wrong with all these daft apc followers self? so now Tinubu can pal with a man he claimed was responsible for the death of bola ige? I bow for all this apc leaders and followers oooh.... I just dey laugh sha

You must b a maggot so go back to the toilets where u belong

okunboy:
I almost fell off my couch when I heard during one of the campaign......President Jonathan dreams to have a Nigeria without a prison! Even God build a Hell for the evil ones. Pls can someone tell me if we can have a society without prison.

Hav u not noticed the high number of prison breaks under this administration? That shud tel u something

OBJ just said it all. Buhari is the incorruptible General

Kachisbarbie:
stop abusing the word beautiful

This babe isn't beautiful






She is..........


Ohh....sweet Lord

She is breathtaking or probably BEAUTIFULL (take note of the double L)

You are not funny

OBJ doesn't wanna be left behind. He's joining the winning train. GMB till GEJ understands the definition of clueless

Rubbish and you call this a university, this is nothing but a glorified secondary school. A first generation FGC school has beta facilities than this thrash

Just in- At the pdp rally at Abeokuta holding now, GEJ just said he never made a first class and so cannot take Nigeria to the moon. He said it is those who made first classes that would take Nigeria to the moon. Ridiculous. Did JFK possess a first class to send America to the moon? Clueless

naijaboiy:
Hmmm this is deep and I understand your point

But oga for this thread wey we dey so...na another thing Op dey talk about o

You must b insane

GEJ hope u are putting finishing touches to the luxurious bus that wud b takin u back to otuoke after u hand ova to GMB

Billyonaire:
I saw only touts looking marauders.

Go back to the primary school you attended and collect the school fees u paid. Look at what u wrote urself. Haha

Haha

Nexxy007:
its obvious u have comprehension problem, why don't u keep shut or better yet ask politely instead of insulting?

Stop talking thrash as if u passed jamb at first attempt

Phargbemmy:
sorry i have to drop this before hugging my pillow
LISTEN_UP!!!
1– The way to a man’s heart is no longer his
stomach but the quality of your brain.
2– If your man must be Tall, Dark and Handsome
then be ready to be the 2nd best because what
you desire, others’ seek too.
3– If you allow your parents’ pressure push you
into marriage, you may end up a single mom.
4. A man that slaps you before marriage will build a
boxing ring after marriage. Guess who his
opponent will be – YOU!
5– If what attracted him to you are your booty and
the sexy legs you flaunted, the contents of your
brain had better keep him, else, there are too many
well-rounded and bigger booties waiting to snatch
him away.
6– Men love sex, at least 95% that I’m aware of.
To him, if you can’t continue, don’t start! If you
start, don’t stop! Be careful!
7– If he doesn’t discuss future plans with you in
the picture, he just want a fling, take note!
8– Even when you trust each other, a little jealousy
reminds him that you care.
9– Men love a listener.No matter how much you
want your opinion to push through, listen to his
details and don’t counter it.
10– When you are already living with him before
marriage, he won’t propose quickly.!
11– Don’t waste your years waiting for an
unserious man to propose just because his parents
love you, you are going to be married
and live with him, not his parents.
12– When you seek his advice, you make him feel
more of a man than he is.
13– Your encouragement or concern about his
career or job works faster than listening to a
motivational tape.
14- An engagement ring isn’t an assurance for
marriage, it could possibly make you his regular
sex-mate.
It has happened to many, you better learn Have a
change of heart,
HOPE I SPOKE WELL

Thrash. What do you mean by 'quality of your brain'? Igbo made or Chinese made? You need to have ur head examined and go bac to school. Stop taking cheap snuff

Ok

If you would vote for Buhari click like. For Jonathan click share

NoreenUG:
mumu, let the thread go and stop fooling urself coming and ranting crap over an issue that has long passed since july 2014.
If the bloody punches i landed on your brothers the day they crossed my path on this thread are still making u sad, i can supply you a truckload of handkies to dry ur tears.
outside that, i'll leave u here to keep talking to urself and asking dumb questions

Its clear u belong to yaba left. U've got issues serious ones. Travel out of that hole u staying in and see the world. Mgbeke

NoreenUG:
sorry, no yoruba guy can jilt me, because i dont deal with yorubas at all. i wudnt even touch one.
sorry.
this thread is all in the past anyway. move on. its a new year.

You didn't answer the question - do the igbos have anyone who could equal Awolowo?

tyconcepts:
Regular sex so cheap yet rape is on rampage.....God help this generation!

Asshawo alert

crazysaint:
Some guys sha! How three old child toto the even sweet self, because there's nothing inside that one. Him get luck say, i no be the girl father, him for the see fire.. And the even free the mugu instead of allowing him to rot in jail.

Another paedophile is here. So if it was "sweet" u'll have sex with a three yr old abi. Maad man

NoreenUG:
eiyaaa. The omo ale is pained
take heart, but it is the truth and the bitter truth, and it must be said.

but contrary to ur ignorant assertions, there are THOUSANDS of Yoruba people here in enugu. Infact, yoruba is the 2nd largest ethnic group in enugu, and they're second only to the igbos. do ur research boy. the majority of them are migrants from ogun state if u don't know.
but just like i've already said, the majority of them are crying over "marginalization". The so called marginalization in this case is due to the lack of quota system to help their lazy bums, so all they do is howl from the pages of their newspapers.
And for the record, of course u wouldn't live in owerri, aba or any of those eastern towns, because u wouldn't even make it there. The competitive nature of those places would simply relegate ur useless ass to the gutter of unemployment. even the cut-off marks to their colleges would be too high for u, just as figures have shown Anambra and Imo to have the highest admission cut-offs in their unity schools at 139 and 138 respectively while ur ekiti state (the fountain of expired rice) is at 119, so tell me how u would ever make it in the east. The people are too fast paced for dullards like u.

And as for ur story about having igbo friends? good for u. but even with the large population of yorubas here, i don't keep any as friends. I'm very cautious about the kind of people i roll with, and Oluwole certificate holding riff-raffs don't make the cut.

Noreen or whatever u call itself u are a very village girl who's trying to incite people to violence. U talk thrash. Not sure u have left the east before, mgbeke girl. Sure a Yoruba guy must have jilted u that's why u are so bitter against one of africa's most brilliant people. Do igbos have anyone who could equal Awolowo?

Stolen money and some fuuls want GEJ back. Vote GMB to recover the loot!

studio14:
A litre was sold 4$ in America now is sold 2.23$ Jonathan is took confused. He was never prepared for this job at all

Too many illiterates on nairaland. Its per gallon and not per litre.

elantraceey:
You want to marry someone that insults and shouts at you?


I just wonder what she'll do after marriage .

So after having sex with a woman as if she was your wife he now knows she insults him. and you are a woman yourself supporting the iddiot. Guy if you know you wont marry her and to avoid curses pay for the sex she has been giving to you and seek repentance. Op You're worse than a pervert. You stink

mrkay101:
op I don't get if u where paid to post this... but this is just a picture... anybody cud just seat down with a man and take a pic. dat doesn't prove anything. what's ur source for the pic... it cud be from a scene of a movie or something.. niggaaaa take a chill pill...

If you were living in the uk you'l know that the pic the op put up had been trending since the papers came out today. Saw it in Mirror too.