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GARRI (x7):
Yes ooo

Henceforth you guys should address me as:

BANorable SEUN OSEWA (G.C.E., SSCE, VCD),
Executive Secretary of G.P.A.N...... Controversial

hav u ever read or seen ''facebook is owned by mark zuckerberg''?

kandiikane: ^

Ideally, I would love to date a guy with 6packs but I've got to think ahead. Will his 6pack, tight azz feed my children, spoil them rotten, buy me my yacht? Noo. So, it's not important. He has to have good genes though physically.

why depend on a man to feed u?, lazy bitch

kandiikane: ^

Ideally, I would love to date a guy with 6packs but I've got to think ahead. Will his 6pack, tight azz feed my children, spoil them rotten, buy me my yacht? Noo. So, it's not important. He has to have good genes though physically.

why depend on a man to feed u?, lazy woman

d guy is an illiterate

rubbish nonsense

colombiana: Ur papa don become president before? Dis one wen u get the full knowledge of good governance

u are a bloody illiterate

maryjames9: You beat me to that dear. I wouldnt answer that question of wanting to marry Ayo again. The guy is truly sincere,straight and humble. Most people will deny. Love in the air.

u so stupid

brownlord: They console ur self there, my guy Abeg come back first bank recruit

didnt u hear him say d pay is good?

Bigboytinz: so many ppl hav been asking wat one came to do here. got a job in a kabul bank, applied online and was invited for an interview and dat was it. its risky but d pay is really good. thot one wud meet nigerians but havent met any yet. afganistan isnt dat bad and kabul is relatively safe .d best way for u to believe is to come ere urself

op make dem no go bomb u o

ItsModella: like hold up, what the hell are you looking for in Afghanistan brah?

go join him over dere, u cud get married and have lovely kids living in kabul. haha

Red-Light:
why u sounding like its one kinda hell... afghanistan is more peaceful than northern nigeria

piseful dan wat?

Na wa for d poster

wat wud u b doin dere?

Na wa o so naija dey afghanistan? guy wetin u dey do for dere? u try o

Donalð Genes: Oh boy ehh

dont need no job

Donalð Genes: Oh boy ehh

dont need know job

Okiki_Oluwa: It's a welcome idea.
For my area, there are lots of single married women with 5, 6 or even more children. Their husband have divorced/abandoned them & are not taking care of the children. If this law exist, it can help them.
But some chop-ur-money ladies ll take that up as a biz. Marry a richman & divorce after some months. Nija own go come worse pass anywhere in the world.

ur area? sure say na slum b dat

ogugua88: [size=13pt]I don't think it's a nice dress [/size]

jealosi, where ur own?

Jonathan is the worst nigerian president ever

dotobo: Hello,

I need your help on which of my career path to build upon. I graduated from the university with a degree in Agriculatural Economics and Extension.

I am also a self taught web programmer here is the website I'm currently working on (www./hxYfU) - although still under development. I have some other sites that I have finished and are online.

In some few months I will be part of an executive board member of a small(atleast for now) company, and my roles will include, Director of IT (

- Hiring and firing of people who work in that department...including Programmers, Networkers, Graphic Designers and other ad-hoc staffs

- Management of budget to my depatment, and preparation of monthly financial expenditure for the department.. )

Also, I will be working in other areas of the company's venture. e.g information gathering, project evaluation and analysis, book writing, printing, and real estate, farming - I wont be the head off the sections I just mentioned, but will be an active team member.

First, I am thinking of getting PMP certification as soon as possible, then go for MBA in a reputable university. I'm have left out IT certification in my planning.


Please, what will you advice I do ?

Am I making the right decisions ?

Are there other certifications that will add value to me and to the company now and in the future that I am not thinking of?

Thank you for your time and patience.

dis type of question shud com from a jss3 studen t

Gabriel_sylar: Agriculatural Economics and Extension............when we dont even have agric economy u went to put study extension again.......they will extend ur headache

i tire for d poster o

dotobo: Hello,

I need your help on which of my career path to build upon. I graduated from the university with a degree in Agriculatural Economics and Extension.

I am also a self taught web programmer here is the website I'm currently working on (www./hxYfU) - although still under development. I have some other sites that I have finished and are online.

In some few months I will be part of an executive board member of a small(atleast for now) company, and my roles will include, Director of IT (

- Hiring and firing of people who work in that department...including Programmers, Networkers, Graphic Designers and other ad-hoc staffs

- Management of budget to my depatment, and preparation of monthly financial expenditure for the department.. )

Also, I will be working in other areas of the company's venture. e.g information gathering, project evaluation and analysis, book writing, printing, and real estate, farming - I wont be the head off the sections I just mentioned, but will be an active team member.

First, I am thinking of getting PMP certification as soon as possible, then go for MBA in a reputable university. I'm have left out IT certification in my planning.


Please, what will you advice I do ?

Am I making the right decisions ?

Are there other certifications that will add value to me and to the company now and in the future that I am not thinking of?

Thank you for your time and patience.

its a shame that at this level u still dont hav any idea as to wat u want to do wit ur life

Charliemorgano: @ ampeaceful since we are facing a similar challenge we can be friends to take our minds off them...send a txt 08032604005...check my profile

sooo cheap

Table Leg :
I can and have bang.ed workmates but date ... NAH!
I have ban.ged dem everywhere i have worked .... Very impressive strike rate ...

very sure u must hav been working at mamaputs

Revolva: So she went to malaysia to do what and what's our concern

shes a kokane pusha

Redmosquito: ***Drive Dangote Truck past Thread***
**Sees orangutan in glasses**
**Zooms off without looking back**

Yall know I'm just playing!

low life truck pusher

brownlord: The problem with all this oyibo people, who get yansh no dey fit use am sitdown. Come sizzlers here come tell them say u see human being inside the food if them go answer u, I remember my experience in nysc camp, I usually eat from a particular shop in mami, one faithful morning I went there and ask for friend rice with fried beaf, I been dey enjoy my meal when I say make bit from the meat, after bitiin I droped the rest to my surprise I saw life warm crawling out of the meat I just dropped, o won mad, I called on the woman, before she got to where I am, the girls sitting close to me already saw it, they where trying to show me tinkin have not noticed, and when the woman came I showed her and I went away, she wanted to replace the meat or return money, I left both money and change, na me won go show myself for yoruba land, abeg make them tell that smally make e let person hear word, 19 yrs old here never begin eat that kind food u dey eat self

u're poor in ur mind and also poor in ur pocket. pls stop spewing ur rubbish, d general public shud stay away from ur poorly rated life. nonsense

freecocoa: And you that go about insulting people for simply having an opinion different from yours should be classified under what category?

Sadist? Foolish? Sick?

and thats what u are, a witch.

freecocoa: Okay why are you calling me a witch and what did you do for me that I'm ungrateful about?


Take this as a warning, baby_123 is even being very mild and civil with you, if you try me I will insult the life out of you so you better face your front and mind your business cos the last time I checked, I didn't refer to you in particular.

u such a slow poke and u must b an illiterate. if u lov trouble den u are nothin but a witch, pure and simple- no apologies given. u such an asshole wit no life at all, ugly thrash

lola.luv:
I will support that violence against ALL humans be stopped.

We are always imploring victims to leave so I will go the opposite route by sending this to the abusers out there.

It is not just the victim that is in danger, the abuser can end up being killed or maimed when the victim eventually snaps!

If you rule your household by fear and intimidation, you will end up like your mentors: Saddam, Idi-Amin, Ghaddafi et al.

u yoruba women hav to much wahala and its likely cos ur men giv u dat much a chance to make trouble. can u make dis trouble in the north? or in saudi arabia where women are not allowed to drive or in iboland where women hav issues as to inheritance. respect urself and dont come here blaring ur illiterate mind for d world to see

freecocoa: Its funny how most human beings are o.

A person said she'd return the favor if someone insults her.

You people just concluded she's an abusive person and start hurling insults at her, biko nu she wey talk say she go wait make person insult her first before she reciprocate and una wey just dey insult her for a comment, who is now the abusive one here?

Nna eh people never cease to amaze me o.

birds (witches) of the same feather, flock together. ingrates