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PerfectStranger:
Your papa

Cloudflare:
Olosho! Keep embarrassing your parents online

Awon oponu iranu meji

UyaiIncomparabl:
Only you get more than 5 monikers for this forum. And the funniest thing is that, you'll start a thread with one. Quote yourself with another. Make a lone comment with one. Attack yourself with one. And like all your posts with another.

You are so consistent with this. How you dey take do am?

You don cast am
Leave him, he might be bored

Follow your heart
Japa matter dey my mind too

Hmm
Step 1: apologize to him
Step 2: pretend to forget and start petting him
Step 3: manipulate your way to get another opportunity to travel out
Step 4: leave with your baby and never come back

plaindealer:
Why waste money on the rubbish since at the end of the day, una go sit at home or get slaughtered per terrorist order?


Abegi..

not good o
It will be for decoration since they won't be able to use it 😃

Hurting her emotionally is still domestic abuse.

Just walk away and give her silence treatment throughout that day, she will adjust

Savedday2:
The truth is all our girls are now ashawo. Some do it codedly and others do it openly.

The bottom line is all 9ja girls are ashawo both the ones forming GF or church girl. They are all the same.

The fact that you have never caught your babe doing ashawo, doesn't mean she is not ashawo

Nó sense post

Bunch of Lósers

12 Similarities Between Peter Obi and Mmesoma Ejikeme.

1.Obi voted in Anambra. Mmesoma wrote JAMB in Anambra.
2.Obi won Lagos. Mmesoma's 1st, 2nd and 3rd choice of schools are in Lagos.
3.Obi insisted he won #NigerianElections2023. Mmesoma insisted she had the highest JAMB score.
4.Obi claimed to be a youth at 62. Mmesoma claimed to be a minor at 19.
5.Obi blamed INEC glitch. Mmesoma blamed JAMB hitch.
6.Obi did a broadcast vowing to reclaim his mandate. Mmesoma did a broadcast promising that her results were genuine.
7.Mmesoma's daddy said she was always crying over JAMB. Obi cried 'Yes, Daddy' over the election.
8.Obi won 98% of Anambra's votes. The majority of Anambra supported Mmesoma.
9.Obi went on TV to cry. Mmesoma cried on TV.
10.Obi's followers insulted everybody. Mmesoma's supporters attacked everyone.
11.Obi lied that his brewery employs 60% of Anambra people. Mmesoma lied that she was the best pupil in Anambra.
12.IPOBy Ezekwesili said the certificate of return given to Tinubu belongs to Obi. IPOBy Ezekwesili said the highest score belongs to Mmesoma.

Moral of the story: Those who play emotional politics will always end in frustration, while those who play strategic politics will always end in dominion.

#TableShaker
#RenoOmokri


https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1677687667696234497

I am using an Android phone with an iphone pouch and iphone ringtone. I no fit do pass like that

I remembered when I went to a make-up artist for a simple dressing, I couldn't recognized myself afterwards. There is nothing like your natural face

Dry cleaning, hair dressing, any engineering field

MASTAkiLLAh:
I've never seen any man comparing himself to a lady honestly

You haven't seen bobrisky?

Make I post am for Twitter and tag Jamb, DSS, Police, Minister of Education and others

PerfectStranger:
You're too hard as a woman. Loosen up a bit sweetie. I know you're better than this.

Never, everyone want women to be soft. I won't be bro

PerfectStranger:
So because his dīck isn't responding to stimulus as it should, she should give him ill treatment and yell at him?

Is that what love and togetherness entails? I've seen cases of women not being able to give birth 5 to 10yrs of their marriage yet the man still stick to her and help with solutions.

It's so obvious now that you women are naturally selfish beings. Tueh!!

Check those men well, they will always have a secret child somewhere

CondenseMilk:
She yells at you simply because your dick no gree rise,

Your wife to be !

Are you sure you are dating a human being?

Abegii, why should she marry a man whose d**k can't function in the other room?
I don't support fornication but there is advantage

Even the dwellers in those States knows that the place is not safe. The popular terrorist group (IPOB), is degrading the place all the time. The earlier FG declare a state of emergency there, the better. I will say Northern States are more peaceful than those shiit

I have nothing to say, follow your heart. You either drink garri with peace of mind or eat chicken with depression. But if the garri cause blindness or heartburn, where you go see money treat am?

Evolutionlove:
Before Nko.

As if anyone was expecting you to say something different.

Anywhere belle face people😂

Dorrr! Whatever

YoungDaNaval:
Commit suicide

Receive sense🖐️

Begi begi
You sound like you want something out of that 20k.

I see nothing wrong in that post, if a man is claiming to be the head, he should provide for everything. As a man, why do you want your wife to share duties with you?

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

If this are things she should never pay for


Wetin come be the things she should pay for

Nothing, she should just be at home waiting for the money. If no be how things dey, woman no supposed to work

Keep men promiscuous nature aside, it's not easy to be a man. A man that doesn't work won't eat, a woman might decided to be a full house wife but a man can't try it, wetin your wife and children go eat if you stay at home?
The hustling spirit dey man blood since birth.

If you are not there yet, keep trying and don't give up. As a woman, try and get a life too. If men and women bring something to the table, the house won't collapse.
Ire o

MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo


Even me, who is running various kinds of business and also an employer of labour, won't think of marriage now if I was unmarried talk less of civil servants earning peanuts as salaries.

Since my wife refused relocating with me back to Nigeria, I was unhappy at first but right now I really appreciate her for that (My queen was Smarter than me from day one). But naija favoured me tho.

How are people with family couping. In Abj here they are selling fuel for 700 per litre and every stuff is now sold above the roof.

Even my side chicks are now billing me anyhow. I think, I should become celibate this period, by depositing my d*ck in the bank, because as far as it is dangling in between my legs, I will definitely fornicate. I have already learnt and mastered the skill of urinating with my nose. So having no d*ck for now won't be a problem.

My d*ck love women so much that i got an erection last weekend watching an ugly drawing of a naked woman done by my 4 years old nephew.

My d*ck is a SIMP.

Seeing your name after reading your comment, I just decided to keep quiet Mr Mumú

Share pic

Tinubu should declared a state of emergency in all Eastern States. Killing yourselves is not the way to fight for freedom.

4KNGOATS:
Can't drink can't smoke hates the stupid smell of it like hell, hates people who drink like shit

Same here
Alcohol and cigarettes are like poison

Lukgaf:
So are we now justifying forgery and criminality? I don't understand. I think we should all rise up to condemn the act (not rewarding) irrespective of the region she comes from.

Before you call for my head. Attached is the real score as released by jamb.

True, na so armed robbery dey start. I believe they forged the result but who go talk true? They will rather turn it to tribal war