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engr lucky: Hehehehehee.........
I was really wondering! When did you turn to 'Osama been hiding'
Prof Labodz, remember 'thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour ooooo'

*Knees down n open Psalm 51,pray n burn incense*May God Almighty forgive me and u too.Amen...........Offering time,..............Yemmy go bring bowl collect OWO ADURA

hillsnite: prof labo... God is watching in 5000D ooooo.. Anyways hw's ur clinical works been?

Oya,no vex nah.Mayb ma translator was faulty that day.Bout that other one,i will click start botton on MONDAY.

hillsnite: cave ke!!!! Nt me ooo...more lyk jungle ...prof labo i see ur hand wrk oooo

Don't tell me u wanna blame me for that o.U said u wanna travel nau,abi u've forgotten dat day before dat day of the other day and before that tomorrow.I'm sure u've remembered now or u need date? It was on 36/13/2298 hmmmm.......Dazall!!!

[quote author=@farano]Really??[/quote]Yes ma'am.

engr lucky: Where is Hillsnite? Tell him to come out. No be him born book. Make we enjoy this small space wey ASUU dey give us.

Hillsnite? Actually,he's in a cave(name not to be disclosed) wif Physiology,O n G,Surgery,Biochemistry,Medical Microbiology and some other guyz like this sha.They went on secret meeting,i will call him buh depends if there's service.

Ortarico: Exactly! Na preliminary den sti dey play sef. Hmmmm. . . .e shock me wen ah see one newspaper front page sey 'ASUU strike to end 2035, ladies go and marry'.

Lol,wah bout guyz??farm work or wich?

Owbeecee: What's wrong if we r chatting? Anyway since u don't like it I'll drop it here. All da best.

Hmmmm......losing hope already?? ??

[quote author=@farano]Wat of ur friend & ermmm his wife?[/quote]He's very good and for the other qustn,i think i shuld ask u.

Owbeecee: Hey labo u sef jst lock up since. Nice 'hearing' from u

No mind me o,na ASUU cause ham sir.I pray dust and webs no go don full person brain befor dem stop dis der ASUU vs FG tournament.

okorocha22: wats ur course bro?....add me,on 2go 'olise35' make we chat

Sry for d late reply sir,i will do dat sir.

[quote author=@farano]Labodz how u dey?? It has bin a long while.[/quote]Dnt me me jawe,i jst dey monitor tinz here..*sniffin*........Owbeecee n Engr. Dr.Lowkey,i c una o.

[quote author=wezzy_jasified]come to schl for that
they dnt annouce dat one ooo it is always out immediately after result oo[/quote]So we shuld assume the change of course form is out?watz d amount itz sold for?

lomaxx: Definition: Love is defined as a state of emotional allure characterised by acute to chronic feelings of affection for the opposite or same gender.

Aetiology
The cause of love is unknown. However, different studies have linked phenotypic features like financial ability, sweet voice, pretty face, firm mammaries, protuding gluteus, smooth hands, nice smell and [s] ability to talk your way into her pants [/s]

Epidemiology
Love occurs worldwide. Widespread incidence across all continents with no geographic predisposition.

It is prevalent in both urban and rural areas.

Occurs in all ages and sex - but higher incidence between 12 and 48 years. Occurs in male and females equally with no genetic predisposition.

However, males have a higher rate of progression than females. High risk population are students

Pathophysiology
The aetiopathogenetic pathway of love starts from a visual impulse detected by the eye which forms an image of the female on the retina.

This leads to widespread activation of the autonomic nervous system. Parasympathetic activation leads to a transient decrease in heart rate, drooling, and an erec.tile response.

Subsequent activation of the sympathetic nervous system leads to increased heart rate, sweaty palms and bladder wall relaxation and increased glucose availability via gluconeogenesis and glycogenolysis. Muscles now acquire energy via ATP to move towards the direction of stimilus.

Hello's are said, interest is declared and phone numbers are exchanged which will lead to a date and subsequent strategy for exchange of body fluids

Clinical features
Transient tarchycardia, sweaty palms, urinary incontinence, drooling, itchy palms, priapism

Diagnosis
Love is a clinical diagnosis.

Treatment
It is a self-limiting disease. Patient is advised to allow the disease to run it's full course. No definitive treatment.

Prognosis
Positive prognostic factors are diverse for both gender.

For males, best prognostic markers are : money, money, money.

Temporary but good prognostic markers with sweet mouth, good lovemaking skills and caring heart

For females: best prognosis markers with good IQ,good sense of humour, beauty, protruding but appropriate gluteus, heavenly mammaries

Poor prognosis for females are : flat pectoral region, flat gluteus, hyperactive mouth and poor IQ.

I will score you 50/16,i was expecting your post.I like this 50 times.

clans: thanks

U'r welkum buh u might be admitted to Dentistry.

clans: i know of sum1 who had 77 for medicine,any advice?

hold on for second list(Supplementary list 1)

oyinyioza: medicine students really passd o.i even saw 90sumtin bt most of them were in d range of 80s.i saw d results

Really? how did you see there results?are you a student or aspirant?which course?

I wonder how many mbbs students will be on the merit list.If your score is bellow your proposed course cut off,please just hold on for second list(Supplementary list 1).Don't rush or give yourself headache.Wish you all the best.Welcome to unilag.

@ all,cut off is out ooo..Oya,check dis http://www.unilag.edu.ng/newsdetails.php?NewsID=1322

Kemmiiee: I had 68 but medicine is 82.. What am I gonna do

hold on for second list.

[quote author=Dr. Asiko]As in ehn, I tire for dem o[/quote]They're now flowing better.......i saw 91,datz a WOW!!!!....Letz see if we'll have 91+ too...Wish u all d best.

[quote author=m.esther96]just 15 days (marathon) [/quote]hmm..do u mean u've started 6 days ago?Cos i'm awear of 21,7 n 3 days fasting,15 days sound unusual.Letz knw when to start.

[quote author=m.esther96]wow! Charliejose Congrats





medicos pray 4 me,got xam on 18th,my name must cme out wt d merit list ooo! wu wl join me in fasting n prayer







[/quote]aw many days fasting?

It shuld be over 85 or ve u ppl heard of any result like 86+ ? Seems itz all over numbers of questions you wrote in your exam....Thanks.

clans: Diploma result is out. Checked my brother's result. Thank God.

oya,letz knw his score n course make we join u praise God.

mastermynd: cum c gobe for yabatech tuday,,ayaf jonz finish,,if nat for labodz

U chose yabatech?

omadaa: how can we get to check it

seems unilag foundation site.Google it n u'r thr.

Wat a boring thread,no diploma students? U ppl shuld share yur scores nah......diz unlike utme students unilag thread.Letz see wu will share his/her score first cos dah person will be No.1 on d list of his/her dept.

[quote author=Dr. Asiko]The result is out[/quote]U later took d diploma?

AMB FITSAINT......I thank God for His mercy and Fulfiling Promise over your life.I'm happy for you,for you retreating and never relenting on your dream and pursue.Welkum to the RACE OF CHALLENGE.......I pray you will never for once regret being admitted into MB;BS.May His grace be with you.Amen!....Pray for us too,we shall have a great testimony too.Amen.

[quote author=D_BestDoc]I sight you too my Bros. How have you been?
Love in Tokyo tins,aren't you game?just bring her to Momma.You got my blessings as always[/quote][quote author=D_BestDoc]I sight you too my Bros. How have you been?
Love in Tokyo tins,aren't you game?just bring her to Momma.You got my blessings as always[/quote]Quite good here ma'am.Love all d way,i wonder who injected this thread with LOVYLNOQUINE.....Itz season Film,mustn't miss a scene.

My sister frm another mother(D_best Doc)........I sight u,lngxt tym.Busy i guess.

alutacontinua: U're nt even tryna sort tinz out first, u don jump on top anoda man, i don't think he belongs to u in d first instance


U suppose wait for abt 2 years before moving on.

HaaaaluuuutaaaaaHHHH!!!! See smatchdown.Me jxt dey here dey view MEDILOVE.......Patients no go just die so when una just dey on love track.....Make una yarn Medic(main objective of the thread).........D.N.A test,two bodies n co-join heads,how to operate 7 fingered Baby,.....e.t.c.love stuffs here kept ma qustnz.