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Actually I prefer the screw driver to the cotton bud.

Back to your question; everybody is always in a hurry in Lagos.

yuzedo: I look left
I look right
I look left again
I lock the door
I bring out my vaseline/soap
I unzip my d(ic)k
I rubbbbbbbbbbbb
I c(u)m
I rest

I look left again...
I look right again...

Can't help it, you got me laughing.

Are you sure these cars were driven right here in Nigeria? Too clean.

ITbomb: Frontpage

Can you honestly tell me Why?

afam4eva: Genevieve really didn't go into music, rather she was contracted by a Ghanian music outfit to record a particular song for them. They just wanted to use her fame to sell.

Nkem Owoh(Osuofia) never really sang his own song, those songs he sand were soundtracks for movies that he appeared in.

...and who do you think sand those soundtracks for movies he appeared in?

I liked Genny's "no more" too. She did quite well with that particular track.

Nkem Owoh has a very good voice too, and I enjoyed his "419" album. Altho the message didnt go quite well with a lot of us, even if it was the reality.

This type of business still dey exist?

Lol at "pay into my GTB account"

Death sentence for somone who already wants to die? I don't see the sense in that. Life sentence should work just fine.

Lol. You have to turn the photo upside down to recognise the car.

Luxury Villas Group (LVG) is looking for a head of marketing for immediate employment at their Ikoyi office. As a matter of fact, this is quite urgent.

They are looking for someone with an estate management experience, who has an MBA in marketing or any related field.

You should not be older than 35yrs, and you should have a minimum of 5yrs work experience in an estate industry.

Apply to: info @ lvg.com.ng

NB:
This goes straight to the GMD/CEO, so behave.

earthplus: yes but I have another one 1999 model, can i have ur email? so that i can send you the pic.

Ouch! I kinda like this.
Email: lacicrips at gmail dot com

Clean SUV. Have you sold this?

Billyonaire: Cos service providers seem to hyper-inflate the real costs of services.

Really? That's a very lazy answer.

imonkleans: Just wondering where its very difficult for Nigerians to value and pay for services. I run a cleaning service company in lagos and can't believe what people say to me when its time to pay for services rendered

Because you're not a very good businessman. Your clients see this, and they take full advantage of it. Go back to business 101, draw out a payment term, and ensure you both agree on it before you render your services.

The OP is helping to derail the excellent thread he created.

Point 3: I pay myself last, I ensure that staff and every other thing has been taken care of first before I talk about myself. Maybe this might change in the future, I can't tell.

Point 4: I'm usually the first to get to the office (not every time though), and the last to leave. I love what I do. Although I think this might change when I eventually get a wife, and make some babies.

Nice compilation, Acid. You sound like a die-hard entrepreneur.

A mother who glued her toddler's hands to a wall and beat the child into a coma gets 99 years in prison.

Read more: http://nbcnews.to/SWOTqw

What do you think? Fair sentence?

What I noticed about some Nigerian graduates is that they are all looking for already made companies. None wants to struggle with a start-up business. What they don't realize is that you learn more practical skills and given more opportunities to excel in a "one-man show" as they always like to point out.

Pls post more pictures, and add details about the car too.

Is it buy & drive? Or would I have to fix one or two things? Please provide more details, I'm interested.

Luxury Villas Group in Ikoyi area of Lagos needs an experienced QS for immediate employment.

Apply to info@lvg.com.ng

I don't have much info, so don't ask. All I know is they are amongst the biggest real estate companies in the country. They are very generous with pay, and work environment is super cool!

Goodluck!

Got to be blunt man; you don't sound like a very serious fellow. Goodluck though.

Moral of the story: stop snooping on your husband, give it a rest already. Never try to confirm your suspicions; the knowledge could kill you.

julianauche19: ,and i reduced money here,

Yes, I saw it. Please answer my question above. Is this car even in Lagos? I'd like to come see.

I'm interested. Need something to be running around Lagos with.

The other post says he's the owner too. Anyways I'm not interested in that. How much do you think is needed to get this car up & running? Not really looking to spend much on an auto.

Well, I'm still looking for somebody to fill the above role. Actually, two.

Mail me, if you got what it takes.

Can you sell web design/redesign & digital media services to midsize businesses & corporate brands?

Let's talk if:
1. You can sell via phone & in-person presentations.
2. You have a real passion for selling.
3. You're target-driven.
4. You have an excellent persuassive & communication skill.
5. You want to earn lots of money.
6. You're OK with a comission-only pay structure for atleast, the next 3-6 months.
7. You're really good, and you want a chance to prove yourself.
8. Can update a simple CRM application online. Very simple; just know your leads, contacts and opportunities. We recently deployed www.zurmo.org (sits on our servers). Tutorials available to get you up to speed.

Qualifications:
Doesn't really matter. But a diploma, Bachelors degree or above in a business or technology related field will be an advantage.

You'll resume at our Ikeja office. You could also work from home if you like, and update me daily.

My email is: lacicrips@gmail.com

stephnie44: i need d job.i can do sales

Send me an email, let's talk: lacicrips @ gmail dot com.

folaonhigh: @sgn i have mine. Name: folashade.i am good in sales,administration, accounting.please help me.

Can you sell IT related services? I'm looking for a sales executive to help drive further growth.

Lol at "precipitate" replies.

nicky4lif: The truth is she is nolonger in love with u,the time she is asking u to give her is to know is the other guy will propose nd once he does,she will leave u without looking back or caring how feel at that time.nd she is also keeping u in case the guy dumps her,she will use u to heal her pains.she doesn't even care how u feel anymore that's why she didn't give u any responds when u asked where she went to. She doesn't want ur money for the business because she doesn't want to feel like she has sometin that belongs to u nd needs to pay back later with(marriage)being that she is nolonger sure of marrying u.she did not only kiss they guy,they hav made love nd I'm sure she doesn't let u tuoch her anymore.I'm sure this is what she says when ever u call her(why can't this boy leave me alone,why can't this boy stop disturbin my phone)nd when u go lock at her door,she will be like(when u finish locking u go). Now this is what u will do-never call her again becuase the more u call,the more irritated she gets.nd when u stop calling,she will start thinking u might hav found someone else nd will look for a way to come back nd make it up to u. If u ask her to make up her mind now,she will tell u to go on with the marriage plan nd after getting married to u,she will still be seeing the guy or even run away with him,because they will feel u stopped their love. Leave the girl,do other things nd stay with friends.it will be very hard but u need to,if not she will be gone 4ever. As for the guy,once he sees there is a competition,he will fight to finish.so stay off nd u will have her back.goodluck.

Ignore every other person, and listen to this man. Best advice so far.

freecocoa: Does this one apply to Nigeria\Nigerians?

Do people even go on dates the way its portrayed in onyibo films in this country? No be to just tell the girl say you wan enter relationship with her and every other thing is done inside house.

Don't know about you, but I live in Lagos. When I see a girl I like I ask her out for a date. It could be as simple as go grabbing a couple of drinks. I'm an average guy, so I guess its a norm. Which one be corner corner love again? I no understand.

Sure these guys don't participate on the Nairaland forums too?